Ranma King of Games, chapter ten
Disclaimer: Ranma Belongs to Takahashi sama. Time to get to know the Nadesco belongs to Nergal
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(A chibi Ranma dressed in a bunny costume and a chibi Ukyou in kindergarten overalls jump across the screen and yell in unison.)
KABOOM!!!!!
(A chibi Yami wearing a beanie slides down the screen pulling a sign that says)
"Time to get to know Ranma King of Games."
(Ranma wearing his bunny costume pops up from behind a fence while Ukyou stands in front looking bored.)
Ranma: "Hey kids, it's time to learn all about everyone's favorite fanfic, Ranma King of Games. We have as our special guest the original author Animeprime."
Ukyou: "He's graciously agreed to come and answer any questions you may have about the series."
Ranma: "I have one Ukyou." (Ukyou looks over still looking bored.)
Ukyou: "What is it?"
(Ranma's enthusiastic, happy attitude disappears and he starts jumping up and down while screaming.)
Ranma: WHY THE HECK AM I DRESSED LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
(Yami appears again looking normal except he's still wearing the beanie.)
Yami: "Because if Ukyou wore it Hugh Hefner would have sued us."
Ranma: "Then why don't YOU wear the bunny suit?!" (Yami frowns making Ranma cringe and shrink back.)
Yami: "I'm a pharaoh; we don't dress up as animals." (Ukyou decides to intervene before things get ugly.)
Ukyou: "Let's answer a few e-mails okay" (She starts rummaging through a large bag.)
Ranma: Wait a second. How can you have a BAG of emails?" (Yami smashes Ranma on the head.)
Yami: "Don't expose those kinds of mistakes or we'll never get out of here. Here's one. 'Dear Mr. Prime, When will the characters from the Yugioh series like Yugi and Joey show up?' Well I'm sorry to say that it is unlikely that they will show up and play a major role in this fic. If Yugi hadn't found and assembled the Millennium Puzzle then he wouldn't have become friends with Joey, Tristan, and Tea which would mean he wouldn't have anyone to show his grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon too. This would mean that Kaiba would never have found out about it and been beaten by Yugi thus attracting the attention of Pegasus. In short, Yugi and the other main characters won't show up in this fic as regular cast members, though the author does have an idea for one chapter much later where they make a guest apperence. Speaking of which, where is Mr. Prime?"
(A tall blonde man wearing a tank top to show off his bulging muscles walks on stage.)
TBM: "Is this the set for chapter ten?" (Ranma and Yami nod, Ukyou starts to drool.)
TBM: "Good, Mr. Prime said he would be here in a few minuets."
(Everyone including the crew facefault. The TBM walks out.)
Yami: "Okay, he'll be here soon. Let's move on to another question Ukyou."
Ukyou: "We've got several about why Pegasus only took half of Nodoka's soul. Maybe we should just take care of that now."
Yami: "Okay, that's rather simple. When Pegasus stole Solomon Moto's soul in the series he took the whole thing meaning his body and soul were separate and he fell into a coma. When Pegasus took half of Nodoka's soul the other half becomes frayed and wears out much faster then it would ageing normal. So even if Ranma gets the stolen half back soon Nodoka won't survive. This is Pegasus's way of forcing Ranma to get through the tournament faster and keep an ace up his sleeve. Next question Ukyou."
(Ukyou pulls out another letter.)
Ukyou: "Dear Mr. Prime, in chapter five Ukyou and Ranma's cards were sent to the graveyard when they fused. How did they get out when the game ended?
Yami: "In a shadow game the cards and monsters are two separate entities. In fusion the monsters are combined and only the cards go to the graveyard. Since Ukyou and Ranma were monsters at the time, not cards, they were fussed into another monster which was returned to the deck after the duel was finished. Monsters returned to the deck are not considered dead so Ranma and Ukyou were able come back."
(Ranma still in the bunny costume is sitting in a corner chuckling at a letter."
Ukyou: "What's so funny?"
Ranma: "This guy is asking if in a future chapter you me and Yami could have a three way. Everyone knows you can't play Duel Monsters with three people. And why does he keep mentioning lemons?"
(Ukyou sighs and rubs her temple while Yami pounds Ranma on the head.)
Ukyou: "You have so much to learn Ranchan. By the way, where is the author?"
(A bishojo teenager wearing a boy's school uniform walks on stage.)
BT: "Is this the set for chapter ten?"
(Everyone nods, Ukyou's eye's turn into little hearts."
BT: He sent me to tell you that he was on his way."
(Everyone once again facefaults except for Ukyou who is clutching her face in pain.)
Ukyou: "Dang it! Eyeballs weren't meant to change shape like that so fast!"
(Yami picks himself up and gets another letter.)
Yami: "Walk it off soldier. Let's go on. This one is asking about Burkera and why his name isn't spelled Bakura like in the series. That's a quick answer. The author needed the name of the spirit of the Millennium Ring and a fan site said that's how it was pronounced in Japanese. He found out later this was wrong and he's working on fixing it."
(A tough teen wearing leather fighter gloves, vest and headband comes through the door.")
TT: "Is this the…"
Yami: "Yes this is the set for chapter ten, and let me guess he's on his way."
(TT looks confused; steam starts to come out from Ukyou's collar.)
TT: "I thought this was the Soccerous Stabber Orphen convention's cosplay contest."
(Every one facefaults, TT leaves. Yami groans and motions for another letter.)
Ukyou: "We have a pile of letters about whether Kasumi is good or evil."
Yami: "Well let's look at the facts. She has the Millennium Tauk and the Millennium Key. She works for Pegasus and was willing to strand Ukyou in the shadow realm. But she also got Ranma's puzzle back from the Amazons and she only wears white when working. So is she good or evil? That's for you to decide."
Ukyou: "That sounds like a lame attempt to avoid answering the question."
(Yami sags.)
Yami: "Well it's not like anybody tells me what's going on in this story, I'm just the spirit of a five thousand year old pharaoh after all. And where the heck did Ranma go?!
Ranma comes back onstage pushing a teenage with his hands tied behind his back and a black bag over his head.
Prime: "Who are you people!? What do you want with me?! I swear I'll start rewinding my videos before I return them!"
Yami: "So this is the author?"
Ranma: "Yeah, he was watching Sailor Moon in his trailer and didn't want to leave so I snuck up and took him hostage."
Yami: "You were able to sneak up on someone while wearing a bunny suit?"
Ranma: "Well not as much 'sneak up' as much as 'charge in and bash him over the head with a tire iron.'"
Prime: "I don't know how those songs got on my hard drive! I swear I'll never use Kazza again!"
(Yami collapses in his chair and sighs.)
Yami: "That's enough for today, let's call it a wrap."
Ranma: "So we don't need the author here anymore?"
Yami: "No why?"
(Ranma grins and begins bashing Animeprime repeatedly over the head.)
Ranma: "THIS IS FOR KILLING OFF KASUMI IN 'ASHES TO ASHES'!!! THIS FOR MARRYING ME TO AKANE IN 'FUTURE CHOICES OF THE PAST'!!! THIS IS FOR TURNING ME INTO A PERMENENT GIRL IN 'VOICES IN THE HEAD'!!! THIS IS FOR STRANDING ME IN HOEN IN 'PK BEJEWLED'!!! THIS IF FOR TURNING ME INTO A DEMON POSSESSED MAD MAN IN 'THE DEMON WITHIN'!!! THIS IS FOR…"
(Ukyou grabs Ranma and stops him.)
Ukyou: "What the heck are you doing Ranchan!!!"
Prime: "Okay…groan…i'l…I'll return my overdue library books…just stop with the hurting and the pain!"
Ranma: That's for all the rotten stuff he's done to me in his unpublished fics."
Ukyou: "Come on, surely its not that bad!"
(Ranma Shows her 'Young Ukyou' Ukyou's eyes widen and she starts beating Prime with her spatula.)
Ukyou: PRIME NO BAKA!!! HOW DARE YOU TURN ME INTO A BOY YOU PERVERT!!!
(Yami pulls the camera to focus on him and smiles.)
Yami: "Well folks, that's all the time we have for today, see you after the Duelist Kingdom arc!"
Ukyou: "AND THAT'S FOR THAT SHOJO-AI SCEANE WITH SHAMPOO!!!
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Authors notes.
I had a blast writing this. Thanks for your indulgence.
Disclaimer: Ranma Belongs to Takahashi sama. Time to get to know the Nadesco belongs to Nergal
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(A chibi Ranma dressed in a bunny costume and a chibi Ukyou in kindergarten overalls jump across the screen and yell in unison.)
KABOOM!!!!!
(A chibi Yami wearing a beanie slides down the screen pulling a sign that says)
"Time to get to know Ranma King of Games."
(Ranma wearing his bunny costume pops up from behind a fence while Ukyou stands in front looking bored.)
Ranma: "Hey kids, it's time to learn all about everyone's favorite fanfic, Ranma King of Games. We have as our special guest the original author Animeprime."
Ukyou: "He's graciously agreed to come and answer any questions you may have about the series."
Ranma: "I have one Ukyou." (Ukyou looks over still looking bored.)
Ukyou: "What is it?"
(Ranma's enthusiastic, happy attitude disappears and he starts jumping up and down while screaming.)
Ranma: WHY THE HECK AM I DRESSED LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
(Yami appears again looking normal except he's still wearing the beanie.)
Yami: "Because if Ukyou wore it Hugh Hefner would have sued us."
Ranma: "Then why don't YOU wear the bunny suit?!" (Yami frowns making Ranma cringe and shrink back.)
Yami: "I'm a pharaoh; we don't dress up as animals." (Ukyou decides to intervene before things get ugly.)
Ukyou: "Let's answer a few e-mails okay" (She starts rummaging through a large bag.)
Ranma: Wait a second. How can you have a BAG of emails?" (Yami smashes Ranma on the head.)
Yami: "Don't expose those kinds of mistakes or we'll never get out of here. Here's one. 'Dear Mr. Prime, When will the characters from the Yugioh series like Yugi and Joey show up?' Well I'm sorry to say that it is unlikely that they will show up and play a major role in this fic. If Yugi hadn't found and assembled the Millennium Puzzle then he wouldn't have become friends with Joey, Tristan, and Tea which would mean he wouldn't have anyone to show his grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon too. This would mean that Kaiba would never have found out about it and been beaten by Yugi thus attracting the attention of Pegasus. In short, Yugi and the other main characters won't show up in this fic as regular cast members, though the author does have an idea for one chapter much later where they make a guest apperence. Speaking of which, where is Mr. Prime?"
(A tall blonde man wearing a tank top to show off his bulging muscles walks on stage.)
TBM: "Is this the set for chapter ten?" (Ranma and Yami nod, Ukyou starts to drool.)
TBM: "Good, Mr. Prime said he would be here in a few minuets."
(Everyone including the crew facefault. The TBM walks out.)
Yami: "Okay, he'll be here soon. Let's move on to another question Ukyou."
Ukyou: "We've got several about why Pegasus only took half of Nodoka's soul. Maybe we should just take care of that now."
Yami: "Okay, that's rather simple. When Pegasus stole Solomon Moto's soul in the series he took the whole thing meaning his body and soul were separate and he fell into a coma. When Pegasus took half of Nodoka's soul the other half becomes frayed and wears out much faster then it would ageing normal. So even if Ranma gets the stolen half back soon Nodoka won't survive. This is Pegasus's way of forcing Ranma to get through the tournament faster and keep an ace up his sleeve. Next question Ukyou."
(Ukyou pulls out another letter.)
Ukyou: "Dear Mr. Prime, in chapter five Ukyou and Ranma's cards were sent to the graveyard when they fused. How did they get out when the game ended?
Yami: "In a shadow game the cards and monsters are two separate entities. In fusion the monsters are combined and only the cards go to the graveyard. Since Ukyou and Ranma were monsters at the time, not cards, they were fussed into another monster which was returned to the deck after the duel was finished. Monsters returned to the deck are not considered dead so Ranma and Ukyou were able come back."
(Ranma still in the bunny costume is sitting in a corner chuckling at a letter."
Ukyou: "What's so funny?"
Ranma: "This guy is asking if in a future chapter you me and Yami could have a three way. Everyone knows you can't play Duel Monsters with three people. And why does he keep mentioning lemons?"
(Ukyou sighs and rubs her temple while Yami pounds Ranma on the head.)
Ukyou: "You have so much to learn Ranchan. By the way, where is the author?"
(A bishojo teenager wearing a boy's school uniform walks on stage.)
BT: "Is this the set for chapter ten?"
(Everyone nods, Ukyou's eye's turn into little hearts."
BT: He sent me to tell you that he was on his way."
(Everyone once again facefaults except for Ukyou who is clutching her face in pain.)
Ukyou: "Dang it! Eyeballs weren't meant to change shape like that so fast!"
(Yami picks himself up and gets another letter.)
Yami: "Walk it off soldier. Let's go on. This one is asking about Burkera and why his name isn't spelled Bakura like in the series. That's a quick answer. The author needed the name of the spirit of the Millennium Ring and a fan site said that's how it was pronounced in Japanese. He found out later this was wrong and he's working on fixing it."
(A tough teen wearing leather fighter gloves, vest and headband comes through the door.")
TT: "Is this the…"
Yami: "Yes this is the set for chapter ten, and let me guess he's on his way."
(TT looks confused; steam starts to come out from Ukyou's collar.)
TT: "I thought this was the Soccerous Stabber Orphen convention's cosplay contest."
(Every one facefaults, TT leaves. Yami groans and motions for another letter.)
Ukyou: "We have a pile of letters about whether Kasumi is good or evil."
Yami: "Well let's look at the facts. She has the Millennium Tauk and the Millennium Key. She works for Pegasus and was willing to strand Ukyou in the shadow realm. But she also got Ranma's puzzle back from the Amazons and she only wears white when working. So is she good or evil? That's for you to decide."
Ukyou: "That sounds like a lame attempt to avoid answering the question."
(Yami sags.)
Yami: "Well it's not like anybody tells me what's going on in this story, I'm just the spirit of a five thousand year old pharaoh after all. And where the heck did Ranma go?!
Ranma comes back onstage pushing a teenage with his hands tied behind his back and a black bag over his head.
Prime: "Who are you people!? What do you want with me?! I swear I'll start rewinding my videos before I return them!"
Yami: "So this is the author?"
Ranma: "Yeah, he was watching Sailor Moon in his trailer and didn't want to leave so I snuck up and took him hostage."
Yami: "You were able to sneak up on someone while wearing a bunny suit?"
Ranma: "Well not as much 'sneak up' as much as 'charge in and bash him over the head with a tire iron.'"
Prime: "I don't know how those songs got on my hard drive! I swear I'll never use Kazza again!"
(Yami collapses in his chair and sighs.)
Yami: "That's enough for today, let's call it a wrap."
Ranma: "So we don't need the author here anymore?"
Yami: "No why?"
(Ranma grins and begins bashing Animeprime repeatedly over the head.)
Ranma: "THIS IS FOR KILLING OFF KASUMI IN 'ASHES TO ASHES'!!! THIS FOR MARRYING ME TO AKANE IN 'FUTURE CHOICES OF THE PAST'!!! THIS IS FOR TURNING ME INTO A PERMENENT GIRL IN 'VOICES IN THE HEAD'!!! THIS IS FOR STRANDING ME IN HOEN IN 'PK BEJEWLED'!!! THIS IF FOR TURNING ME INTO A DEMON POSSESSED MAD MAN IN 'THE DEMON WITHIN'!!! THIS IS FOR…"
(Ukyou grabs Ranma and stops him.)
Ukyou: "What the heck are you doing Ranchan!!!"
Prime: "Okay…groan…i'l…I'll return my overdue library books…just stop with the hurting and the pain!"
Ranma: That's for all the rotten stuff he's done to me in his unpublished fics."
Ukyou: "Come on, surely its not that bad!"
(Ranma Shows her 'Young Ukyou' Ukyou's eyes widen and she starts beating Prime with her spatula.)
Ukyou: PRIME NO BAKA!!! HOW DARE YOU TURN ME INTO A BOY YOU PERVERT!!!
(Yami pulls the camera to focus on him and smiles.)
Yami: "Well folks, that's all the time we have for today, see you after the Duelist Kingdom arc!"
Ukyou: "AND THAT'S FOR THAT SHOJO-AI SCEANE WITH SHAMPOO!!!
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Authors notes.
I had a blast writing this. Thanks for your indulgence.