I've Never…

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Alyssa: Okay I am really sorry I haven't updated its just with so many fanfics to finish its really hard. Okay no excuse. *Hands all reviewers a large mallet and waits for the impact*

*CENSORED*

Okkies...time…to play with Duo…no start…eek…pen…where's…my pen…wait I'm on the computer…heh…heh…

Chapter 3

"DUO GET YOUR BLOODY ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"

"Oh Wufei dear I don't mind being stuck here with you."

"But where not alone."

"Oh I don't mind."

Wufei doesn't have time to respond as he is snogged by Sally.

Just as she had his shirt off a flash went off and Wufei tried to get up to see. As soon as he was sitting up he was pulled right back down. 'Damn she's strong, couldn't see anyone anyway.'

"Oh Heero catch me if you can!" sang Relena as she pulled out the bra from under her top and threw it down the stairs before running to hide in one of the rooms.

Trowa was just walking up the stairs to go to the bathroom when something landed on his face. He pulled it off and just looked at it going seven shades of red.

Hashina walked up to him and slapped his face before storming off, up the stairs.

"Hashina!"

He went in search of his girlfriend.

Hashina walked into one of the rooms to hide from Trowa and upon closing the door she saw Relena, braless and erupted in a fit of insane giggles.

Relena cowered from the person standing in front of her and watched in horror as the figure approached.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Whack. Plomp.

"Muhihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi."

Quatre and Amy were having a lot of fun playing twister with Duo and Hildy, the previous moments long forgotten in their tipsy states.

"Blue Left leg!" said Noin.

"Ow watch where you're putting that."

"Look out for my private spot."

"But you always let me touch there."

"Oh Quatre, heh heh that tickles."

"Red right hand."

"Looks like you have to put that hand down now Quatre."

"You have a great butt Quatre."

"Hey Hildy honey, I though mine was the best."

Duo began to pout and Hildy said, "I do love yours the best, it's so tight."

And to prove it she pinched it.

"OWWWW," Duo screamed and fell onto the four people under him.

However Amy quickly maneuvered out of the way and she was the last standing or rather on all fours.

"WOO HOO I win!"

"Like the last seven times."

"Of course."

"What can we play now?"

"I don't know!"

"How about strip poker," suggested Duo.

"Yeah," said Hildy.

"How about we go find everyone else."

"Great idea Quatre honey."

The group of five people ran down the stairs to meet with Zechs and Heero having an old fashioned staring contest.

"Were going to play strip poker, come on cutie."

Amy grabbed Heero by the arm and dragged him with her.

"I thought I was you cutie."

"Oh you are Quatre," and to prove it she kissed him full on the lips.

"Wait I have to find Relena."

"No I will," argued Zechs.

"Sorry Zechs Babe you're coming with me."

Noin pulled him along to the table where the newest game would begin.

Amy let Heero go and with his newfound freedom ran upstairs to search for Relena. He had a feeling she was up there.

Finally after searching every room that she wasn't in he came to the room where she was hidden.

He walked into the room and saw Relena tied up.

It was dark but he managed to free her, of course it took longer and logic would have suggested that he turn on the light, but tonight logic was all out the window.

He carried her out of the room and as soon as the light hit her skin, he saw the strange color.

"Oh my god, are you sick?"

"No, it was some evil person."

"Oh."

Relena looked down at her gold skin and looked at her silver hair.

"I look funny."

Heero carried Relena to the table where everyone was assembled.

They sat down in the two unoccupied chairs.

The seating was thus, Relena, Heero, Amy, Quatre, Duo, Hildy, Wufei, Sally, Dorothy, Midii, Trowa, Hashina, Zechs and Noin.

"What are we playing?" asked Relena.

"Strip Poker," muttered Heero.

"Oh if you wanted to see me naked then you should have just asked," and with that said she lifter up her shirt to reveal her bare but totally gold chest.

Heero blushing furiously along with all the guys pulled down her top.

Trowa then said, "here," and passed Heero Relena's bra.

Relena took the bra and stuffed it into the pocket of her pants and smiled at them all.

Quatre then shuffled a deck of cards and dealt them out. Everyone had to work in pairs and the respective couples and Dorothy and Midii were together.

"The rules are thus, when you win a game, then you can pick one of the other people around the table, you can also choose your partner if you so wish, okay lets start."

Amy looked down at the cards Quatre had dealt and smiled, she had four of a kind. She couldn't tell what cards the other teams had but there weren't many things that could beat her hand. When the time came she put down the two in her hand and waited while Quatre dealt out the cards.

Finally the time came and she laid out her four of a kind of eights and a king high card.

Nobody had beaten her so she grinned wickedly and said, "Heh heh I choose…*she seemed to be deep in thought*…"

"Oh I should mention now that there is no choosing of the same person twice until you have chosen everyone else at least once."

"Thank you Quatre and the person I choose is, well I could choose Quatre cause he in missing a shirt but instead I choose …dun dun dun…Zechs!"

Zechs chocked and then calmly pulled off his top.

After twenty-two rounds of Poker the score was thus…

Quatre/Amy – nine

Heero/Relena – four

Duo/Hildy – four but they were suspected of cheating three of those times.

Wufei/Sally – two

Dorothy/Midii – two

Trowa/Hashina – none as they were too busy fighting the whole time.

And finally Zechs and Noin – two

Out of everyone Duo was totally naked having been picked five times, Quatre was down to his cute love heart boxers, Heero was shirtless, Trowa was pantless as his partner had ripped off his pants when she chose him, Relena was down to her teddy bear undies and vainly trying to cover herself up, Wufei was shirtless as well, Sally was down to her bra as was Dorothy. Midii was completely clothed, as no one wanted to cross her when she was sober. Hashina was sitting quite happily in her top and boxers, Zechs was shirtless but it didn't really matter as the shitless Noin was sitting on his lap, luckily for her she was wearing a boob tube bra, and Hildy was sitting in her swimsuit, and Amy was totally naked with Quatre glaring at anyone who looked her way, which was quite often as she had a large red dragon tattoo just above her left breast that drew everyone's attention.

"Well now that we have bared all, I think that I am going to get some rest," said Midii quite happy with herself knowing the others were too afraid to pick her, that is except for Amy and Relena who just didn't want to be mean to her.

"Nope time for the swim," said Hildy.

"WHAT!!!"

"I am no moving from here like this!" said Duo.

Hildy said, "No butts or I will switch on the automated surveillance camera's."

Everyone's faces blanched and they turned to look at the pool through the window.

It was just then that the walls opened and a path to the pool was made clear.

"Oh and don't even think of trying and hurting me because also If I don't enter in the codes to the camera's then they will go on automatically."

"Um that's a long way to run and I feel like I couldn't run very fast in my state."

"You are so right," said Relena to Amy.

"Chop chop people's no time to waste," smiled Hildy.

They all just looked at each other's faces.

Alyssa: Well I hope that was worth the wait and I cant wait for your reviews. I am so evil!