I've Never…

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

ALYSSA: *sighs* not again *hands all reviewers a large mallet* ok I'm ready…

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NARRATOR: Our truly heroic author has been clobbered into unconsciousness. What a horror. Surely another great hero shall come to the rescue and save us all.

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NARRATOR: *clears throat* Well lets enchant the computer to write this chapter so that our amazing, beautiful, genius author will not be endangered again. Come all reviewers join hands in a circle and sing…

NARRATOR AND REVIEWERS: la di da di do, la di da di do, oh come computer write for la di da di do.

NARRATOR: As the reviewers gawk at the light that surrounds the computer a strange sound is heard, like a person in pain. Oh well, come computer arise. The computer is arising and the typing of the keyboard is heard, the story is being written.

COMPUTER: Chapter 4 – In which the computer writes the chapter and much chaos ensues.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH glurgle, choke, chakkk, garhhh, bleeehhhhh."

War Girl was sitting comfortably on the step of the pool when she commented, "Braided Baka poo, next time you go diving into a pool screaming, just before you hit the water shut your mouth."

This caused an uproar of laughter and Dragon Child smiled from her position behind Blonde Arabian. He was viciously guarding her from eyes of the other boys.

However something caught her eye and she dived into the water under the floating Blonde Arabian to retrieve the precious item.

She swam like a mermaid and fast as lightning grabbed the item from the water. Bobbing to the surface she eyed Shorty and he blanched.

Raising her hand from the water, everyone saw the pair of boxers with chibi Nataku's and 'I Heart You' written on it.

Everyone started to laugh at him and a strange pole grew out of the bottom of the pool and took hold of the boxers and raised them to the sky. Okay so about ten meters.

"Ohh looky we have a flag!" giggled Braided Baka in a really high-pitched child like voice.

Shorty didn't like the thought of that at all. His face was now red with anger and he approached Dragon Child dangerously.

He was about one meter from her when he was hit with a frying pan from the sky.

"THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!" screamed War Girl jumping out of the pool and running into the house.

Braided Baka muttered, "Really?"

"No Wooffie!"

Cradle Snatcher ran to her beloved and dragged the unconscious short boy onto the pavement around the pool. She proceeded to give him mouth to mouth. This however went on till he was extremely conscious.

Dragon Child ignored the two and turned her attention back to the rest of the group. Finally she noticed two people were missing, "Hey where has Heero and Relena gone?"

Braided Baka was climbing stark naked out of the pool when he replied, "They needed a little alone time."

All the girls giggled at his waving butt and he stood up and turned around, "Doesn't losing your clothes make you feel so free!"

He waved with his hand to them and went inside to find the totally drunk off her ass War Girl. He was ready for some action!

Blonde Arabian had finally gotten over staring at Dragon Child's chest and he made his way over to her. He was nothing but a gentleman so he had previously not looked.

Reaching over to the side of the pool he got a towel for her and wrapped her up. The two got out of the pool and made their way to the shower to get "cleaned up".

*Thirty minutes later*

Everyone was assembled in the dining room, having had their fun and also being to drunk to sleep. On the table in front of them were piles and piles of chocolate and lollies, which was quickly being devoured.

In a matter of mere seconds the table was empty of all but several walky talkies. Nobody could count how many there were so they all just took one hoping there to be enough for them all.

Thirteen people stood looking at the machines in a slightly dazed way until Split Gal walked into the room holding the last walky talkie and spoke into it, "Now all we have a mission to complete."

"Mission Accepted!"

"Wait, you don't even know what the mission is!" whined Split Gal.

Princess muttered, "We must have peace, not war or battles, just peace. We must all love each other and find contentment in each other."

Guardian of Princess muttered, "Yeah like the contentment you and Heero were having?"

The outraged Masked Guy/Prince yelled, "What!"

Freaky Eyebrows Bitch was just casually observing everyone here, taking it all in for future reference and black mail. However she would probably forget it all when she became sober again. Probably that is.

Split Gal was pouting.

Braided Baka was looking at himself in the mirror.

Boom Boy was contemplating what the mission had in stall for him.

Princess was inspecting her nails.

Blonde Arabian was just smiling at Dragon Child and she was doing the same to him. They also were holding hands.

War girl was constantly looking outside to the sky expecting it to fall and crush them all for a very painful death.

Shorty was growling and probably not thinking at all.

Cradle Snatcher had a very thoughtful look on her face though as to what the thoughts were, you really don't wanna know.

Silent Clown was as always silent except for the fact that he was pinching Gundam Girl and she was doing the same to him. Soon blood would be drawn but hey they are big peoples. Sort of.

Masked Guy/Prince was protectively eying Princess.

And last of all the Guardian of Princess was muttering under her breath, "I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, Hurry up."

Finally Split Gal said, "The mission starts now! Lets get moving."

Dragon Child looked up, "What is the mission Captain?"

"We must test the security of the vice foreign minister!"

Princess whined, "But I am the vice foreign minister!"

Freaky Eyebrows Bitch murmured, "Not after tonight."

Split Gal replied, "The other one."

"Oh."

Braided Baka called, "To the Gundams!"

Boom Boy commented, "The Gundam's were destroyed remember!"

"Heh heh."

War Girl blurted out, "Let's fly!"

Then she fell somber and kept her mouth shut.

Turning to look at the sky again she started to twitch and murmured, "hmm I guess I forgot to enter the codes to the surveillance camera's."

Unfortunately nobody heard her.

Braided Baka pulled out a remote and presses a big red button that read 'Press me if on mission'.

He pressed it and all the doors unlocked and they ran outside to the car.

COMPUTER: Hard drive overloading. Must put in last comment. I really didn't have to screw with them at all, they do it all to themselves. Must go. Cool down. Be nice all and don't sue the original author. SHE AINT OWN ANYTHING OR NOTHING. Mental reminder: have her apologize for the rude comments about all the characters and the swearing.

COMPUTER SIGNING OFF…

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