By AlyssaAnimeAngel
DUO: ARHHHHH IT'S A MUMMY
HEERO: As I recall, your mother wasn't that scary.
DUO started to choke Heero
ALYSSA: It is me the author so shut your faces and get in the car. I know have to clean up that Computers mess.
HEERO and DUO just stood there
ALYSSA: GET GOING!
And they ran…
ALYSSA muttered: Time to end it.
Chapter 5 – THE QUICK UNFORTUNATE END
The oddly assorted group all sat in the car while Duo started up the engines. The engines didn't go grrrr like they were supposed to, they didn't start in fact.
Duo grew frustrated, "Start you stupid piece of shit"
And with that last profanity he pressed the purple button. He should have remembered, NEVER EVER PRESS THE PURPLE BUTTON!
The car went boom and everyone went flying back into the house. How that happened that they all survived, nobody knows.
Anyway, they all dusted themselves off and Duo pulled out his remote again and pressed the Yellow button. He was way too drunk.
Suddenly music blared around the house and out into the neighbourhood.
The music was complete and overpowering and everyone clasped their hands over their ears until Duo finally pressed the right button to turn it off, the white button.
Everyone relaxed as the music turned off.
However they hadn't heard the sirens approaching the house. Suddenly the doors were busted down and several of the peacekeeping force burst in shining their torches on the unsuspecting peoples.
Relena muttered, "Uh oh."
It was the understatement of the century.
The guards saw the complement of half naked, and completely naked people, one of which was gold and sliver and one of these men said, "Gee, didn't know we would catch an orgy taking place."
Amy yelled, "It was nothing like that, we were just playing around."
The guards eyebrows raised and suddenly another one said, "Hey isn't that vice foreign minister Darlian?"
Relena passed out, her career was over. Hey at least it went out with a bang. Amy smiled, "It really isn't what it looks like, couldn't you like forget this incident happened?"
The guards would have been happy to oblige however one of them let out the truth, "Unfortunately this raid is being broadcast live over the world."
Everyone froze and collectively muttered, "Oh."
Realisation dawned on everyone and blame ensued. They all turned to Duo and glared.
He raised his hands and said, "Uh guys…guys…?"
What happened then is up to your sadistic minds…but as for me, I have completed this fic with a weird ending so I am happy. Hope you enjoyed the journey.