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Unwanted Changes

By NEOHOONS

Chapter 2: The Problem

In all his life, Naruto had never been a crybaby. Yes, his childhood was extremely lonely with no parents and friends, and he was dead last in his graduating class, but did he cry about it? Well maybe a little. However there was always a reason for him to shed some tears, to release all his emotions. What frustrated Naruto the most right now was that he was crying, and he couldn't stop! No matter what he did or what he thought about, he simply could not calm down. Not only was he crying like a baby, he was crying in front of Sakura!

"Sakura-chan must be completely disgusted with me," thought Naruto, "Now she's gonna think I'm a weirdo! Why doesn't anything ever go right for me!" With that thought, Naruto went into another whole round of crying and sobbing.

Sakura was simply … speechless. Naruto had never shown weakness in front of her. He was always so cheerful, loud, and … strong. At this point, what worried her more then the fact that Naruto was currently a girl was the fact that he was crying so hard. She closed her eyes and tried to think of the best course of action to take.

"AH! This sucks! I just wanted to go eat some ramen and now I have to deal with this!" screamed Inner Sakura. Sakura paused … not knowing what to do.

"I can't just abandon Naruto! He's my friend and teammate!" argued Sakura with herself.

After studying Naruto's situation once more, she decided that it would be best for her to comfort Naruto. She sat down next to him and tried to comfort him while gently patting him on the back. Once he started calming down, she decided that it was time to find out what the heck was going on.

"Naruto, are you okay now?" Sakura asked cautiously.

"I guess," replied Naruto quietly.

Sakura wanted to know what was making Naruto cry and also why he was a girl. She decided to start with what she thought was the safer question.

"Um … why are you a girl right now?" wondered Sakura. She was half expecting Naruto to tell her that he was stuck in his Sexy no Jutsu form or to just say something stupid.

Naruto cringed once he heard Sakura's question. By telling her the details of his current form, his monthly curse wouldn't be a secret anymore.

"What if Sakura-chan tells everyone? Everyone will laugh at me and hate me more! No … No! She wouldn't do that! Even though Sakura-chan yells at me for a lot of things, she wouldn't tell everyone my secret!" argued Naruto to himself. He looked down at body and then looked at his hands, his small girly hands. Finally Naruto, seeing no way out of the situation decided to just be honest with Sakura.

Naruto began, "Sakura-chan … Well it's sort of complicated. Honestly, I don't know why I became a girl again. Recen-"

"What! This happened before!" interrupted Sakura.

"Well, the first time was after the Chuunin exam," sighed Naruto.

"Which one?" Sakura asked.

"The one we took about 6 months ago." Naruto sighed as he put his back to the wall.

Sakura thought for a moment, and then she asked, "How many times has this happened before?"

"Once a month since then," answered Naruto quietly.

"Once a month? Does anyone else know about this?" Sakura asked.

"No you're the first to find out," replied Naruto.

Sakura just sat with her eyes closed. She tried to rack her brain for any knowledge of any curses, jutsus, or diseases that could possibly cause Naruto to change to a girl once a month. After a few minutes of no luck, she sighed and asked him her other question.

"Naruto, why were you crying earlier?" Sakura asked.

"It's because I'm so damn hormonal right now!" cried Naruto.

Sakura was taken aback by the response. Naruto almost sounded like her when she was having her period. "No … it couldn't be," muttered Sakura. She then came to a conclusion.

"We should tell Hokage-sama about this problem," suggested Sakura.

"Are you serious?" exclaimed Naruto, "I'll be locked up for being a weirdo … a freak!" He really didn't believe something like that would happen, but at that moment that was the best excuse he could come up with for not seeing the old hag.

Sakura rolled her eyes and sighed, "Naruto, if they lock you up for this, they should have locked you up a long time ago."

"Hey!" cried Naruto.

"Just kidding, just kidding," said Sakura trying not to giggle, "I really think Hokage-sama would know what to do. Okay Naruto?" Sakura gave him a piercing look and Naruto gulped and tried to look away.

"S- Sure, Sakura-chan!" stuttered Naruto.

"Well now that that's settled," Sakura's eyes quickly scanned over Naruto's female form, "We need to make a few quick stops on the way."

"What for Sakura-chan?" wondered Naruto.

Sakura giggled, "Clothes, of course!"

"B-B-But!" stammered Naruto while blushing profusely.

"Don't you 'but' me young lady!" responded Sakura with a gleam in her eye, "I will not let you wear your disgusting orange jumpsuit with that body!"

"Young lady?" questioned Naruto, "I'm not a girl and also what's wrong with my clothes! I happen to like the way I dress!" exclaimed Naruto.

"Yeah … well I would too … if I was blind!" answered Sakura. Sakura smiled evilly, "Physically, you are a girl right now so you have to dress like one. Plus you need some underwear to cover up your body! I would let you borrow mine …"

Naruto drooled a little at the thought of wearing Sakura's underwear. "Ew! What am I thinking! I'm not a pervert like Ero-Senin!" thought Naruto vehemently.

"But you happen to be … err … bigger then me," finished Sakura blushing, while Inner Sakura screamed at the unfairness of life.

Naruto's face suddenly became pale as his nose squirted out blood and he fainted from blood loss.

"NARUTO YOU HENTAI!" screamed Inner Sakura, as Sakura tried to wake Naruto up while trying to avoid the blood.

Ten minutes later with the help of some smelling salts, vigorous shaking, and a glass of water, and Naruto raised his head and while wondering why he was soaked, looked around and upon seeing Sakura blushed profusely. Sakura sighed and rolled her eyes.

"Naruto, let's be serious now. Don't you want to figure out how to fix your problem?" asked Sakura, "You don't want to live the rest of your life like this do you?"

Naruto sighed, "Okay Sakura-chan, lets go see Tsunade-obasan. But before that … I'm hungry … can we eat some ramen?" He then looked at Sakura and used his puppy eyes. "Puh- Puh- Puh- lease "

Sakura sighed and she thought to herself, "Jeez! Since he's a girl now, his puppy eyes are sooo cute!" She looked up at Naruto taking in the full power of the puppy eyes.

"I! …. Can't! ….. Resist!" screamed Inner Sakura

"FINE! Lets go eat some ramen. I was hungry too. But before that we have to stop by my house, because you are in need of some better clothes" sighed Sakura.

While Naruto was washing up in the bathroom, Sakura tiredly looked at the door and muttered, "What did I just get myself into?"

The two quickly hurried to Sakura's house while praying that they would not bump into anyone they knew. Fortunately they made it with no problems.

"Wow! I'm at Sakura-chan's house! WooHoo!" thought Naruto jubilantly

Sakura quickly went to her room and brought out a change of clothes for Naruto to wear. They were somewhat old, but at least Naruto wouldn't look out of place with his orange jumpsuit. If people were to see a girl walking around in that thing, rumors would fly.

"Here's the clothes. Take them and change in the bathroom," ordered Sakura-chan.

As Naruto walked to the bathroom, Sakura glanced over and noticed that his hair was a complete mess.

"Damn you Naruto! Why does your female form have to have such beautiful hair!" screamed Inner Sakura.

Normally Naruto's hair was impossible to comb and manage which is why he usually did nothing with it. As a girl, Naruto's hair was silky, long, and a beautiful golden blonde. Sakura looked at the messy hair and decided that she had to do something about it.

She went to her room and sat on her bed, and when she saw Naruto emerging from the bathroom she called, "Naruto, come over here!"

Naruto looked up at Sakura confused, and then walked over.

"Sit!" ordered Sakura pointing to a spot on her bed.

"What am I? Your dog?" complained Naruto.

"Just sit! I'm going to do your hair before we go out again!" explained Sakura.

"Why do you need to do that?" asked Naruto annoyed.

"SIT. DOWN. NOW." ordered Sakura.

Naruto quickly sat down and while he let Sakura do his hair he continuously groaned. Why did he have to go through all this trouble just because he was a girl?

Once Sakura was done, she grinned at Naruto and he was suddenly afraid. She handed him a mirror and asked, "How is it?"

Naruto looked at himself in the mirror and he was completely impressed. He had to admit that he looked pretty hot. "What the heck am I thinking?" thought Naruto disgusted, "I'm calling myself hot? Argh! I need to hurry and find out what is wrong with me!" Naruto glanced up at Sakura only to realize that she was still waiting for his reply.

"Wow! It's great Sakura-chan!" Naruto exclaimed.

Sakura just giggled and put out her hand for Naruto to grab. "Lets get going Naru-chan!" Sakura saw the confused look on Naruto's face and laughed. "C'mon Naruto! I can't be calling you Naruto in front of other people now can I?"

Naruto just sighed, "Okay lets go ..."

When they arrived at ramen house and saw the people that were already there, they both simultaneously groaned.

"Why did everyone have to come eat ramen today!" thought Naruto.

Shikamaru and Ino were sitting next to each other sharing a large bowl, while Chouji was chowing down on an extra extra large bowl of ramen. Next to Choji sat Hinata, Neiji, TenTen, and Kiba. As Naruto and Sakura found a place to sit, everyone looked up to see who the beautiful girl beside Sakura was. As Naruto ordered a large bowl of pork ramen, Kiba walked over to the two.

"Who are you?" asked Kiba bluntly while slightly blushing.

"Ehhh"

Author's note: Well I was surprised by the quick feedback and reviews so I decided to write another chapter! Honestly, I was just expecting only 3 reviews or so … Just wanted to say this before I write anymore … Naruto and Sakura are around 14 or 15 years old right now... They are still practically kids… I am NOT going to have them kissing and making out every other sentence! After I finished the chapter, I noticed that I don't have too much going on between Naruto and Sakura besides the usual … Don't worry! I'll build up to it! Plus … I have to say … that my title sucks. Blah

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