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Hiei- Give Kurama back.
grabs the kitsune who is strapped to a chair No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's MINE! hiss
Hiei- Let me do the disclaimer and you can have him.
Really?
Kurama- MMM? RMM, RMRM!
Hiei- Falcon-sama doesn't own YuYu Hakusho, so back off.
Thanks, Hiei.
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Raptor walked around the park aimlessly. Stupid Hiei, he thought. 'I'll find you'. Good luck. Raptor was a drifter sometimes. The only thing he left was a body count. He looked to his left where he could hear children playing. He could smell blood faintly, so he figured they must have been playing rugby, or something like that. Heh, they sounded like they were barely ten, why put them in something like that? Oh, well, it was better than those damn soccer moms. They talked too much. He had fed off of them before but he was glad he had no conscience, because the last thing he wanted was their voices rambling on in his head.
'How did Hiei manage to become a 'good guy'? Did they pay him or something? Did tiny little Koenma threaten him somehow? As if Hiei would fear him. Maybe he does it out of boredom. This is stupid. We went our separate ways a long time ago. I just had to come to this baka city with it's baka people and hell, why stop there? Even the trees are baka!'
He sighed. "Stupid Ningenkai. I should go back home. Makai was more interesting, and I didn't have fire koorime stalking me."
"Hn." Hiei grunted. "Have you been avoiding them?"
"Like the plague. They've been popping up everywhere! This stinks, Jaganshi, I only hide to hunt, not to live."
"You hunt to feed, and feed to live. Therefore, you hide to live. Get over it." Hiei said flatly.
"I hate your guts."
"Hn." Hiei dug his hand into his pocket and pulled out a soda bottle. But instead of Cherry Coke (Yay, cherry coke!) it was filled with blood.
The blind demon's senses were overridden by the smell. "Is it pig?" He asked, figuring the apparition would restrict him.
"Human."
"Really?" Raptor cracked a fanged smile. "Hand it over!" Raptor tried to grab the bottle. Hiei vanished and appeared behind him, causing Raptor to fall.
"Could've sworn you hated my guts."
Raptor growled in annoyance. He rolled his fogged eyes. "All hail Hiei, great fiery master of darkness." He said sarcastically.
Hiei contemplated the title for a moment. "Here."
Raptor quickly sprung up and grabbed the 'soda'. He took the lid off and threw it, hitting one of the 'rugby moms' in the head. He drank a quarter of the bottle immediately.
"Might want to make that last. I'm not getting anymore until Saturday."
"Damn." Raptor sighed. "I was about to drink it all, too."
"Excuse me!" A bleach-blonde woman marched up to them. "Anyone care to explain how this cap ended up in my hair!"
"Mmmm, no." Raptor took another sip.
"What? You've got some nerve, young man!"
It just dawned on Raptor that the presence of constant heat was gone. Damn.
"Why do you harass the handicapped?" Raptor asked curiously.
"The handicapped?" The woman raised a brow.
Raptor lifted up his sunglasses, and said in a 'duh' voice, "Yeah."
She stared at his eyes. They were definitely white. "Oh, my, gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't know."
"Yeah, the whole 'street-clothes-on-a-teenager-with-dyed-spiked-hair' thing kinda throws people off."
"Why don't you have a cane or a dog?"
"Allergic to dogs and someone took my cane yesterday. I know my way around, though."
"Mommy, mommy, mommy!" A little boy called, approaching the woman. "Can we go to McDonald's now?" He looked up at Raptor. "Why are his eyes like that? It's scary."
"Trevor, be nice. He's blind."
"Oh. What's that mean again?"
"I can't see." Raptor said simply.
"But your eyes are open."
"They don't work, though, it's like having your eyes closed for the rest of your life. Only you don't even have those little colorful spots to see. Just darkness. No color, ever."
"I don't want to be blind." Trevor said nervously.
"You won't be, sweetie." The woman said, staring bullets at Raptor, mad at him for scaring her son. Raptor smirked slightly.
"Here's your cap." She shoved it into Raptor's hand angrily. She started to walk off with her son when the cap hit her head again. She lashed around to yell at the stranger. He was gone.
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Kurama sighed heavily. He stared at his desk some more, as if it would tell him something eventually. He turned his head to the stack of books he had for his homework. He went five chapters ahead, he was running out of things to do. He rested his head in his hands for a moment. This was driving him insane! His best friend was protecting someone he was supposed to kill! He was sure that whether they were demons or ningen, dead or alive, that it went against every unseen code of trust and friendship.
Knockknock.
"Hey, bro! Dad wants you." He heard his brother say on the other side of the door.
Oh, joy, Kurama thought.
"Coming." He muttered, forcing himself out of his daze.
The Kitchen
"Suuichi, one of your teachers said you had a friend drop by the school during your free period." His stepfather said in a 'you're in trouble' tone.
"He was on the other side of the fence. Nothing against the rules."
"I was looking at your cd collection also." He paused when he saw Kurama was expressionless. "Kanye West, Linkin Park, 50 Cent (yay!), Hoobastank (more yay!), Petey Pablo, Sean Paul, The Calling, Outkast," He flipped through the cd case that was in his hand. "Houston, Lloyd Banks, Good Charlotte, Switchfoot, Nelly, Ying Yang Twins, Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz, Trapt. Who the hell are these people?"
"I apologize, but my 8 track has been broken for a while, I needed to improvise." Kurama snapped back. "Petey Pablo and Ying Yang Twins are Hiei's, Lil' Jon, 50 Cent, and Houston are Yusuke's. The rest are mine."
Takanara (made it up, I think.) shoved Kurama against the wall and punched him in the stomach. It hurt, but Kurama exaggerated the pain a little. A little. Kurama glared at him hatefully. Maybe he should bound and gag his stepfather, then give him to the vampire Hiei was protecting. Or not.
"Get up! You're a stupid little punk, aren't you, Suiichi? I see right through your little front you have for your mother. Well, she's too innocent to see it. I do. You may go to a school for 'geniuses', but I know better, you hang out with thugs from other high schools, and that short dropout. In reality, you're just like them."
"No, I'm not." Kurama growled.
"What?"
Kurama stood up. "I'm not like them." Kurama punched Takanara on the side of his face as hard as he could without snapping his neck or killing him. Takanara fell and hit his head on the corner of the counter. He was now on the ground, trembling and bleeding. "I'm not like them," He repeated. "They wouldn't have tolerated you for this long."
Kurama picked up a phone. He then set the phone down by Takanara.
"Tell them whatever you want." Kurama said, pulling a rose out of his hair. He looked at it questionally. "Don't forget to tell the police to come too. They'll be interested in all the bruises and cuts all over me." Kurama looked down at Takanara, who stared, puzzled.
"I never cut you."
Kurama smirked. "Didn't you?" He lifted up his shirt, showing that over all his muscles, were countless scars and cuts. On his stomach, his pale skin was turning purple. He fixed his shirt and sighed. "Ruined my six- pack. You should be ashamed."
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Yusuke walked down the sidewalk in the dark. It was about two in the morning. If Keiko knew he was out, she'd probably create another dent in his thick skull. He looked at his watch. Where the heck was Kuwabara?
"Urameshi!" Kuwabara, right on cue.
"Where the hell have you been, Kuwabara?" Yusuke said, dodging a fake punch from his moronic friend.
"I ran into that blind guy again back by the Red Cross building."
"Red Cross?"
"Yeah, he was coming out of it when I saw him."
Yusuke hit Kuwabara in the back of the head. "Kuwabara, you moron! The Red Cross is closed at two in the morning!"
"It is?" Kuwabara asked dumbly.
"He must be the vampire!"
"But he was in the sun on Monday."
"He had jewelry on, didn't he? It must have some sort of magic thing in 'em."
"Okay, let's go!"
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"Hey, let me go!" Raptor growled at Hiei, who held him firmly by the neck.
"Hn."
"Hiei! Hold on!" Yusuke and Kuwabara ran up to them.
"Traitor!" Raptor hissed.
"Hiei, let me deal with him." Yusuke said.
"Mad that I caught the bad guy for once, detective?" Hiei held his sword to Raptor's back. "This one's mine."
"Hiei, have you lost it? I thought Koenma said there were others around. How do you know it's him?" Kuwabara blurted.
Hiei tilted his head to his left. There was a human lying on the ground.
"Oh."
"Like I'm the only one here who's ever killed anyone." Raptor growled. "The damn son of Raizen isn't so innocent."
"Shut up." Hiei said shoving his sword through Raptor's stomach. He released his neck and let Raptor fall to the ground. He pulled his sword out of Raptor's corpse. A puddle of blood grew around Hiei.
"Ow, that was short and easy." Yusuke said. "If we get another mission from Koenma, it needs to be that simple.
"That was cool, shrimp. Kinda dumb, but cool." Kuwabara commented.
"Hn. I'll try to pretend you never said anything."
"What, SHRIMP!"
"Baka. He fought back."
"What?"
Hiei sighed. He took of the cloak to reveal hhe was wearing his black shirt under it. But it was butchered. Hiei had about twenty slashes on his back and even more on the front and his arms.
"How did he do that?" Yusuke asked.
They all turned to look at Raptor's lifeless body. His lower legs was a velociraptors.
"What the" Kuwabara started.
"He was only half vampire." Hiei sighed.
"How' s that possible?" Yusuke asked.
"The human in him was removed and replaced by vampire genes, like how a human becomes a vampire, but only his human side was weak enough to be taken over." He turned around. "Let's go."
They walked off, leaving the woman and Raptor's bodies where they were.
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"Yay!" Koenma cheered. "Hiei got rid of the vampire!" He got a champagne bottle out of nowhere and popped the cork, spilling foam all over his papers.
"You seem awfully happy about this victory, Koenma-sir. Mind if I ask why?" Ogre asked.
"I used to play blackjack with him, he beat me everytime we played, I owed him about a million dollars, but not anymore!" He stopped when Botan walked in. "Ah, Botan! Did you bring Raptor with you?"
"That's what I came to you about, sir, he hasn't come yet. And there's no line to get here, either!" She said, slightly panicked.
"But, that would mean..."
"He's still alive."
The three turned to the screen nervously. Slowly, staggering, they saw the 'corpse' of Raptor stand up. He put his hand to where the sword came out through his stomach. He moved it to his face to see the blood. He cracked his neck and pulled out the bottle of blood Hiei gave him and drank from it.
"Another ruined shirt." He sighed.
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Didja like it? For this chapter, FREE CHERRY COKE! HOORAY!
Raptor- Why did I have to get stabbed?
Because I said so.
Raptor- You're stupid.
Stupid!? I put you in a story, and that's how you thank me!?
Raptor- Yeah.
Okay!
Raptor- R&R. Or Kurama gets it!
Kurama- MMM!MRM!RMRM!
Hiei- Give Kurama back.
grabs the kitsune who is strapped to a chair No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's MINE! hiss
Hiei- Let me do the disclaimer and you can have him.
Really?
Kurama- MMM? RMM, RMRM!
Hiei- Falcon-sama doesn't own YuYu Hakusho, so back off.
Thanks, Hiei.
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Raptor walked around the park aimlessly. Stupid Hiei, he thought. 'I'll find you'. Good luck. Raptor was a drifter sometimes. The only thing he left was a body count. He looked to his left where he could hear children playing. He could smell blood faintly, so he figured they must have been playing rugby, or something like that. Heh, they sounded like they were barely ten, why put them in something like that? Oh, well, it was better than those damn soccer moms. They talked too much. He had fed off of them before but he was glad he had no conscience, because the last thing he wanted was their voices rambling on in his head.
'How did Hiei manage to become a 'good guy'? Did they pay him or something? Did tiny little Koenma threaten him somehow? As if Hiei would fear him. Maybe he does it out of boredom. This is stupid. We went our separate ways a long time ago. I just had to come to this baka city with it's baka people and hell, why stop there? Even the trees are baka!'
He sighed. "Stupid Ningenkai. I should go back home. Makai was more interesting, and I didn't have fire koorime stalking me."
"Hn." Hiei grunted. "Have you been avoiding them?"
"Like the plague. They've been popping up everywhere! This stinks, Jaganshi, I only hide to hunt, not to live."
"You hunt to feed, and feed to live. Therefore, you hide to live. Get over it." Hiei said flatly.
"I hate your guts."
"Hn." Hiei dug his hand into his pocket and pulled out a soda bottle. But instead of Cherry Coke (Yay, cherry coke!) it was filled with blood.
The blind demon's senses were overridden by the smell. "Is it pig?" He asked, figuring the apparition would restrict him.
"Human."
"Really?" Raptor cracked a fanged smile. "Hand it over!" Raptor tried to grab the bottle. Hiei vanished and appeared behind him, causing Raptor to fall.
"Could've sworn you hated my guts."
Raptor growled in annoyance. He rolled his fogged eyes. "All hail Hiei, great fiery master of darkness." He said sarcastically.
Hiei contemplated the title for a moment. "Here."
Raptor quickly sprung up and grabbed the 'soda'. He took the lid off and threw it, hitting one of the 'rugby moms' in the head. He drank a quarter of the bottle immediately.
"Might want to make that last. I'm not getting anymore until Saturday."
"Damn." Raptor sighed. "I was about to drink it all, too."
"Excuse me!" A bleach-blonde woman marched up to them. "Anyone care to explain how this cap ended up in my hair!"
"Mmmm, no." Raptor took another sip.
"What? You've got some nerve, young man!"
It just dawned on Raptor that the presence of constant heat was gone. Damn.
"Why do you harass the handicapped?" Raptor asked curiously.
"The handicapped?" The woman raised a brow.
Raptor lifted up his sunglasses, and said in a 'duh' voice, "Yeah."
She stared at his eyes. They were definitely white. "Oh, my, gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't know."
"Yeah, the whole 'street-clothes-on-a-teenager-with-dyed-spiked-hair' thing kinda throws people off."
"Why don't you have a cane or a dog?"
"Allergic to dogs and someone took my cane yesterday. I know my way around, though."
"Mommy, mommy, mommy!" A little boy called, approaching the woman. "Can we go to McDonald's now?" He looked up at Raptor. "Why are his eyes like that? It's scary."
"Trevor, be nice. He's blind."
"Oh. What's that mean again?"
"I can't see." Raptor said simply.
"But your eyes are open."
"They don't work, though, it's like having your eyes closed for the rest of your life. Only you don't even have those little colorful spots to see. Just darkness. No color, ever."
"I don't want to be blind." Trevor said nervously.
"You won't be, sweetie." The woman said, staring bullets at Raptor, mad at him for scaring her son. Raptor smirked slightly.
"Here's your cap." She shoved it into Raptor's hand angrily. She started to walk off with her son when the cap hit her head again. She lashed around to yell at the stranger. He was gone.
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Kurama sighed heavily. He stared at his desk some more, as if it would tell him something eventually. He turned his head to the stack of books he had for his homework. He went five chapters ahead, he was running out of things to do. He rested his head in his hands for a moment. This was driving him insane! His best friend was protecting someone he was supposed to kill! He was sure that whether they were demons or ningen, dead or alive, that it went against every unseen code of trust and friendship.
Knockknock.
"Hey, bro! Dad wants you." He heard his brother say on the other side of the door.
Oh, joy, Kurama thought.
"Coming." He muttered, forcing himself out of his daze.
The Kitchen
"Suuichi, one of your teachers said you had a friend drop by the school during your free period." His stepfather said in a 'you're in trouble' tone.
"He was on the other side of the fence. Nothing against the rules."
"I was looking at your cd collection also." He paused when he saw Kurama was expressionless. "Kanye West, Linkin Park, 50 Cent (yay!), Hoobastank (more yay!), Petey Pablo, Sean Paul, The Calling, Outkast," He flipped through the cd case that was in his hand. "Houston, Lloyd Banks, Good Charlotte, Switchfoot, Nelly, Ying Yang Twins, Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz, Trapt. Who the hell are these people?"
"I apologize, but my 8 track has been broken for a while, I needed to improvise." Kurama snapped back. "Petey Pablo and Ying Yang Twins are Hiei's, Lil' Jon, 50 Cent, and Houston are Yusuke's. The rest are mine."
Takanara (made it up, I think.) shoved Kurama against the wall and punched him in the stomach. It hurt, but Kurama exaggerated the pain a little. A little. Kurama glared at him hatefully. Maybe he should bound and gag his stepfather, then give him to the vampire Hiei was protecting. Or not.
"Get up! You're a stupid little punk, aren't you, Suiichi? I see right through your little front you have for your mother. Well, she's too innocent to see it. I do. You may go to a school for 'geniuses', but I know better, you hang out with thugs from other high schools, and that short dropout. In reality, you're just like them."
"No, I'm not." Kurama growled.
"What?"
Kurama stood up. "I'm not like them." Kurama punched Takanara on the side of his face as hard as he could without snapping his neck or killing him. Takanara fell and hit his head on the corner of the counter. He was now on the ground, trembling and bleeding. "I'm not like them," He repeated. "They wouldn't have tolerated you for this long."
Kurama picked up a phone. He then set the phone down by Takanara.
"Tell them whatever you want." Kurama said, pulling a rose out of his hair. He looked at it questionally. "Don't forget to tell the police to come too. They'll be interested in all the bruises and cuts all over me." Kurama looked down at Takanara, who stared, puzzled.
"I never cut you."
Kurama smirked. "Didn't you?" He lifted up his shirt, showing that over all his muscles, were countless scars and cuts. On his stomach, his pale skin was turning purple. He fixed his shirt and sighed. "Ruined my six- pack. You should be ashamed."
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Yusuke walked down the sidewalk in the dark. It was about two in the morning. If Keiko knew he was out, she'd probably create another dent in his thick skull. He looked at his watch. Where the heck was Kuwabara?
"Urameshi!" Kuwabara, right on cue.
"Where the hell have you been, Kuwabara?" Yusuke said, dodging a fake punch from his moronic friend.
"I ran into that blind guy again back by the Red Cross building."
"Red Cross?"
"Yeah, he was coming out of it when I saw him."
Yusuke hit Kuwabara in the back of the head. "Kuwabara, you moron! The Red Cross is closed at two in the morning!"
"It is?" Kuwabara asked dumbly.
"He must be the vampire!"
"But he was in the sun on Monday."
"He had jewelry on, didn't he? It must have some sort of magic thing in 'em."
"Okay, let's go!"
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"Hey, let me go!" Raptor growled at Hiei, who held him firmly by the neck.
"Hn."
"Hiei! Hold on!" Yusuke and Kuwabara ran up to them.
"Traitor!" Raptor hissed.
"Hiei, let me deal with him." Yusuke said.
"Mad that I caught the bad guy for once, detective?" Hiei held his sword to Raptor's back. "This one's mine."
"Hiei, have you lost it? I thought Koenma said there were others around. How do you know it's him?" Kuwabara blurted.
Hiei tilted his head to his left. There was a human lying on the ground.
"Oh."
"Like I'm the only one here who's ever killed anyone." Raptor growled. "The damn son of Raizen isn't so innocent."
"Shut up." Hiei said shoving his sword through Raptor's stomach. He released his neck and let Raptor fall to the ground. He pulled his sword out of Raptor's corpse. A puddle of blood grew around Hiei.
"Ow, that was short and easy." Yusuke said. "If we get another mission from Koenma, it needs to be that simple.
"That was cool, shrimp. Kinda dumb, but cool." Kuwabara commented.
"Hn. I'll try to pretend you never said anything."
"What, SHRIMP!"
"Baka. He fought back."
"What?"
Hiei sighed. He took of the cloak to reveal hhe was wearing his black shirt under it. But it was butchered. Hiei had about twenty slashes on his back and even more on the front and his arms.
"How did he do that?" Yusuke asked.
They all turned to look at Raptor's lifeless body. His lower legs was a velociraptors.
"What the" Kuwabara started.
"He was only half vampire." Hiei sighed.
"How' s that possible?" Yusuke asked.
"The human in him was removed and replaced by vampire genes, like how a human becomes a vampire, but only his human side was weak enough to be taken over." He turned around. "Let's go."
They walked off, leaving the woman and Raptor's bodies where they were.
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"Yay!" Koenma cheered. "Hiei got rid of the vampire!" He got a champagne bottle out of nowhere and popped the cork, spilling foam all over his papers.
"You seem awfully happy about this victory, Koenma-sir. Mind if I ask why?" Ogre asked.
"I used to play blackjack with him, he beat me everytime we played, I owed him about a million dollars, but not anymore!" He stopped when Botan walked in. "Ah, Botan! Did you bring Raptor with you?"
"That's what I came to you about, sir, he hasn't come yet. And there's no line to get here, either!" She said, slightly panicked.
"But, that would mean..."
"He's still alive."
The three turned to the screen nervously. Slowly, staggering, they saw the 'corpse' of Raptor stand up. He put his hand to where the sword came out through his stomach. He moved it to his face to see the blood. He cracked his neck and pulled out the bottle of blood Hiei gave him and drank from it.
"Another ruined shirt." He sighed.
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Didja like it? For this chapter, FREE CHERRY COKE! HOORAY!
Raptor- Why did I have to get stabbed?
Because I said so.
Raptor- You're stupid.
Stupid!? I put you in a story, and that's how you thank me!?
Raptor- Yeah.
Okay!
Raptor- R&R. Or Kurama gets it!
Kurama- MMM!MRM!RMRM!