I'm sorry for not updating! Too many ideas have been going through my head. Lots of crossovers, YYHHP, YYHDBZ, YYHHPAngel, YYHX-men, geez! Too much! =sigh= Oh, well, I still have Kurama! Right?
Kurama- MMMM!!!!!RRRMMMMM!MMRMRM!
Raptor- Quiet, Foxface.
Will you do the honors?
Raptor- Falcon-sama doesn't own YuYu Hakusho. Or me.
Yes, I do!
Raptor- Grrrrrr............
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Koenma stared at the screen some more, still stunned by the fact Raptor had walked off-screen twenty minutes ago.
"Koenma, sir, shouldn't we alert Yusuke and the others?" Ogre asked. "They need to get rid of him."
"Alert them right away, Ogre!" Koenma snapped out of his daze.
"Do you honestly think Hiei missed his heart on accident?" A dark, Russian voice said.
"Who, who's there?" Koenma said just as the lights went out. (ooooooo, spooky!) "Show yourself!"
A tall figure emerged from the shadowiest part of the room. It was a man who appeared to be barely twenty. He had short hair that was a genuine platinum color. His eyes were orange with slitted pupils like Raptor's eyes. He wore jeans that were an almost blackish blue, and, a dark red shirt that wasn't buttoned and showed the white undershirt. From the back of his head was a single, long, red feather that almost touched the ground. Huge wings were behind him that were a mix of reds and oranges in color.
"San...Sangui......Sanguinario?" Koenma shuddered at the sight of the demon.
"Hiei and the Hanyou have known each other for a long time. You were too concerned with your debts to see that in his records. He had to have come here at one point, seeing how he's a vampire." Sanguinario sneered, letting Koenma catch a glimpse of his fangs that put Raptor's to shame. "You should know better than to have your little friends hunt down one of my kind and expect me not to interfere."
"But I thought you were a phoenix demon." Ogre started, but was cut off by the new fact that a clawed hand was at his throat, collaborating with an unbearable heat.
"I am. But I'm also half vampire. And I sired him, so that makes him one of my kind. It also makes you a purebred moron." He let go of Ogre. " Lord Koenma, I am ordering you to get these two out of prison." He handed Koenma two pictures and profiles. Koenma looked at the pictures carefully.
"THEM!? They ruined so many people's lives! They Didn't kill much but they made humans wish they were dead! Heck, it wasn't really them! It was their past lives so we've kept them in there so the new and improved versions wouldn't do the same!"
"I know that. But I also know a certain chibi that encouraged them to hire a fat purple demon to annoy small children."
"It seemed harmless at the time. AND DON'T CALL ME A CHIBI!"
"Hmm. I'll make you a deal."
"What, you rotten Russian demon?"
"Let's play a little game. If you win, I submit myself to Limbo for questioning you. If I win, you set The Zodiac Bones free."
"So that's what you call them. Deal."
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"That seemed a little too easy, Kuwabara." Yusuke said, leaving the school. (Gasp! He went to school!) "Usually the bad guys get tougher, not weaker."
"Well, you saw what the runt did. I'm pretty sure I'd die if I got a sword stuck through me. And if I didn't, I'd fake it until he left." Kuwabara replied.
"Yeah, you're right. Hiei must have gotten stronger or that guy was real pathetic."
"I'm starting to kind of miss the challenging stuff..."
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Clunk.
"HA! CONNECT FOUR! I win, you go to Limbo!"
"Nope."
"What?" Koenma paused his victory dance. "What do you mean, nope?"
"I was black, you were red, you took one of my pieces and put it in there, and I got four in a row, not you, I win."
"Grrrrrr............... do over!"
"Nope."
"Yes!"
"Nope."
"Sanguinario, your over five thousand years old, 'nope' shouldn't be in your vocabulary!"
"Nope."
"FINE!" Koenma handed the profiles to Ogre. "Get these two out of the Makai prison, send them, er, where do you want them to go, Sanguinario?"
"Send them to Tokyo."
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Hiei walked into a cave, where he could plainly smell the blood of a hanyou. The cave was stupidly dark, he thought, it was almost too dark for him to see.
"Didja bring the stuff, buddy?" Raptor smirked, turning on a flashlight and shining it on Hiei's face.
Hiei sighed in disgust. He tossed the bag he was holding to Raptor. "Baka hanyou."
Raptor looked up at Hiei. "Gee, I love you too, pal." He pulled out a bag of plasma and bit holes into it, thinking of other ways to annoy his friend. "Want some?"
Hiei snatched the bag and pulled out a Hershey bar. He tore the wrapper and bit a chunk out of the chocolate, glaring at Raptor the whole time. "They think you're dead."
"Well, I am, technically, the lack of pulse thing usually means something. Don't they know anything about vampires? We turn into dust when we get killed. Duh. Why did you get so close to my heart, Hiei, I still have a hole where you can see the wall behind me!"
"I had to make it real convincing. It's as simple as that."
"Coulda told me when we were gonna start."
"It wouldn't have been so realistic. You should be grateful Kurama wasn't there, because he knows about the dust factor."
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"Hey, Urameshi, don't vampires turn into dust when you kill them?"
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"Yeah, I guess." They both sighed heavily. "Hey, maybe I should dye my hair, get a new wardrobe, then they won't notice me in the city."
"And what about your feeding habits?" Hiei looked at the clawed demon out of the corner of his eye. "They give you away more than anything."
"I'm not gonna bite anyone anymore. I quit." Raptor smiled for a second. "See? I've been doing this for a while, Hiei. I only bite people who get in my way. Think about it, the doctor was trying to stop me from getting the bags, the punk tried to beat me up, failed miserably, and the lady was a demon, that YOU helped me kill. But that chibi teme owes me money, so he sends you after me after I saved a woman from a guy with a gun, sure I bit him, but hey, it's a reward."
Hiei looked at him, wide-eyed. "That's why he sent us?"
"Yep."
"The rules up there say that if a death was in order to protect someone, the case is overlooked."
"So I'm getting special treatment." Raptor sighed.
"It appears that way." Hiei took the lat bite of his candy bar.
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"Mother, I'm back!" Kurama said, walking in his house. Sure, he had disappeared for a few days after hurting his stepfather, but he came back with the perfect weapon and apology.
Roses.
"Suuichi? Suuichi, where have you been? You've been gone for three days!" His mother cried, hugging him and burying her face in his shirt. "We called the police, and they couldn't find you! Your disappearing acts are making me nervous, Suuichi! Your father fell and hit his head on the counter not long after you left. The doctor's said he might not make it.
=Might not make it?=. Youko thought, =this calls for a celebration, with lots of vixens!=
"But he's okay now, and you're okay!"
=Damn.= Both egos of Kurama agreed.
"Here, mother." Kurama handed her the roses. "I apologize for leaving without notice. I should have said something."
"These are beautiful, but I'm just glad you're safe." She walked off to put the roses in a vase.
"I'm glad you're safe too, mother." He said quietly.
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"What do you mean by that?" Yusuke asked.
"Well, on TV, when the vampire gets killed, it turns into dust, it says so in the books, too." Kuwabara noted.
"Are you saying that thing's alive?"
"It could be. I mean, Shrimp may have missed his heart or something." The lightbulb above Kuwabara's head lit up. "Wait, You need a sharp, wooden thing to get rid of a vampire, not something metal like a sword."
"I'm callin' Botan. Maybe she can clear this up." Yusuke pulled a phone out of his pocket and dialed her number.
"Hello?" She answered.
"Hey, Botan, you know that vampire Koenma wanted us to get rid of?"
"Yes?" She said nervously.
"Well, has he gotten there yet?"
Silence.
"Botan?"
"HE'S ALIVE, YUSUKE! We saw him on the screen, Yusuke, he stood right up after Hiei 'killed' him."
"Oh, no. Botan, Where's Hiei and Kurama, we gotta find them and stop this guy."
"I'll check the screen." Botan flipped channels on the remote. She froze at what she saw on one screen. Raptor and Hiei were sitting in a cave talking to each other as if Hiei had never shish-ka-bobbed the vampire.
"This isn't good." She said.
"What? What isn't good!?"
"Hiei is working with the vampire."
Yusuke's jaw half-dropped. "You can't be serious, Botan."
"I wish I wasn't, Yusuke. This means you have to go after Hiei now."
Yusuke sighed. "Alright, Botan. Thanks." He hung up.
"What's up, Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked, looking at Yusuke's saddened expression.
"It's Hiei. He's been working with the vampire. He meant to miss his heart."
"You mean?"
"Hiei's become just another demon."
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"Hiei?" Intense red eyes looked down at the two boys in school uniforms. "Lord Diablo, isn't that the guy who Lord Sangre said had Raptor with him?" Black and red hairs were blown in his face by the wind.
"Neither of those two are him, Libra. Those two are nothing more than a hanyou and a human. The spirit detectives, only without Youko." Steel grey eyes watched the tantei through steel blue hairs. A scar was coming from the far corner of each eye that dropped down onto his cheeks, then made a shape on the left and on the right.
"Can I go after them, then, Diablo?"
"No. We find Raptor, take him to Lord Sanguinario, then we go back to the Makai."
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All done! Once again, sorry for not updating for a while. As an apology, five truckloads of sugar for whoever reviews!
Raptor- Isn't that too much?
No. It's not enough! TEN TRUCKLOADS OF SUGAR FOR WHOEVER REVIEWS!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,gasp,pant,hahahahahaha hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raptor-Quit or I let Kurama go
Shutting up.
Raptor=tears tape off Kurama's mouth=
Kurama- Thank you. R&R! AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Kurama- MMMM!!!!!RRRMMMMM!MMRMRM!
Raptor- Quiet, Foxface.
Will you do the honors?
Raptor- Falcon-sama doesn't own YuYu Hakusho. Or me.
Yes, I do!
Raptor- Grrrrrr............
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Koenma stared at the screen some more, still stunned by the fact Raptor had walked off-screen twenty minutes ago.
"Koenma, sir, shouldn't we alert Yusuke and the others?" Ogre asked. "They need to get rid of him."
"Alert them right away, Ogre!" Koenma snapped out of his daze.
"Do you honestly think Hiei missed his heart on accident?" A dark, Russian voice said.
"Who, who's there?" Koenma said just as the lights went out. (ooooooo, spooky!) "Show yourself!"
A tall figure emerged from the shadowiest part of the room. It was a man who appeared to be barely twenty. He had short hair that was a genuine platinum color. His eyes were orange with slitted pupils like Raptor's eyes. He wore jeans that were an almost blackish blue, and, a dark red shirt that wasn't buttoned and showed the white undershirt. From the back of his head was a single, long, red feather that almost touched the ground. Huge wings were behind him that were a mix of reds and oranges in color.
"San...Sangui......Sanguinario?" Koenma shuddered at the sight of the demon.
"Hiei and the Hanyou have known each other for a long time. You were too concerned with your debts to see that in his records. He had to have come here at one point, seeing how he's a vampire." Sanguinario sneered, letting Koenma catch a glimpse of his fangs that put Raptor's to shame. "You should know better than to have your little friends hunt down one of my kind and expect me not to interfere."
"But I thought you were a phoenix demon." Ogre started, but was cut off by the new fact that a clawed hand was at his throat, collaborating with an unbearable heat.
"I am. But I'm also half vampire. And I sired him, so that makes him one of my kind. It also makes you a purebred moron." He let go of Ogre. " Lord Koenma, I am ordering you to get these two out of prison." He handed Koenma two pictures and profiles. Koenma looked at the pictures carefully.
"THEM!? They ruined so many people's lives! They Didn't kill much but they made humans wish they were dead! Heck, it wasn't really them! It was their past lives so we've kept them in there so the new and improved versions wouldn't do the same!"
"I know that. But I also know a certain chibi that encouraged them to hire a fat purple demon to annoy small children."
"It seemed harmless at the time. AND DON'T CALL ME A CHIBI!"
"Hmm. I'll make you a deal."
"What, you rotten Russian demon?"
"Let's play a little game. If you win, I submit myself to Limbo for questioning you. If I win, you set The Zodiac Bones free."
"So that's what you call them. Deal."
=================================
"That seemed a little too easy, Kuwabara." Yusuke said, leaving the school. (Gasp! He went to school!) "Usually the bad guys get tougher, not weaker."
"Well, you saw what the runt did. I'm pretty sure I'd die if I got a sword stuck through me. And if I didn't, I'd fake it until he left." Kuwabara replied.
"Yeah, you're right. Hiei must have gotten stronger or that guy was real pathetic."
"I'm starting to kind of miss the challenging stuff..."
===================================
Clunk.
"HA! CONNECT FOUR! I win, you go to Limbo!"
"Nope."
"What?" Koenma paused his victory dance. "What do you mean, nope?"
"I was black, you were red, you took one of my pieces and put it in there, and I got four in a row, not you, I win."
"Grrrrrr............... do over!"
"Nope."
"Yes!"
"Nope."
"Sanguinario, your over five thousand years old, 'nope' shouldn't be in your vocabulary!"
"Nope."
"FINE!" Koenma handed the profiles to Ogre. "Get these two out of the Makai prison, send them, er, where do you want them to go, Sanguinario?"
"Send them to Tokyo."
===================================
Hiei walked into a cave, where he could plainly smell the blood of a hanyou. The cave was stupidly dark, he thought, it was almost too dark for him to see.
"Didja bring the stuff, buddy?" Raptor smirked, turning on a flashlight and shining it on Hiei's face.
Hiei sighed in disgust. He tossed the bag he was holding to Raptor. "Baka hanyou."
Raptor looked up at Hiei. "Gee, I love you too, pal." He pulled out a bag of plasma and bit holes into it, thinking of other ways to annoy his friend. "Want some?"
Hiei snatched the bag and pulled out a Hershey bar. He tore the wrapper and bit a chunk out of the chocolate, glaring at Raptor the whole time. "They think you're dead."
"Well, I am, technically, the lack of pulse thing usually means something. Don't they know anything about vampires? We turn into dust when we get killed. Duh. Why did you get so close to my heart, Hiei, I still have a hole where you can see the wall behind me!"
"I had to make it real convincing. It's as simple as that."
"Coulda told me when we were gonna start."
"It wouldn't have been so realistic. You should be grateful Kurama wasn't there, because he knows about the dust factor."
=============================
"Hey, Urameshi, don't vampires turn into dust when you kill them?"
=============================
"Yeah, I guess." They both sighed heavily. "Hey, maybe I should dye my hair, get a new wardrobe, then they won't notice me in the city."
"And what about your feeding habits?" Hiei looked at the clawed demon out of the corner of his eye. "They give you away more than anything."
"I'm not gonna bite anyone anymore. I quit." Raptor smiled for a second. "See? I've been doing this for a while, Hiei. I only bite people who get in my way. Think about it, the doctor was trying to stop me from getting the bags, the punk tried to beat me up, failed miserably, and the lady was a demon, that YOU helped me kill. But that chibi teme owes me money, so he sends you after me after I saved a woman from a guy with a gun, sure I bit him, but hey, it's a reward."
Hiei looked at him, wide-eyed. "That's why he sent us?"
"Yep."
"The rules up there say that if a death was in order to protect someone, the case is overlooked."
"So I'm getting special treatment." Raptor sighed.
"It appears that way." Hiei took the lat bite of his candy bar.
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"Mother, I'm back!" Kurama said, walking in his house. Sure, he had disappeared for a few days after hurting his stepfather, but he came back with the perfect weapon and apology.
Roses.
"Suuichi? Suuichi, where have you been? You've been gone for three days!" His mother cried, hugging him and burying her face in his shirt. "We called the police, and they couldn't find you! Your disappearing acts are making me nervous, Suuichi! Your father fell and hit his head on the counter not long after you left. The doctor's said he might not make it.
=Might not make it?=. Youko thought, =this calls for a celebration, with lots of vixens!=
"But he's okay now, and you're okay!"
=Damn.= Both egos of Kurama agreed.
"Here, mother." Kurama handed her the roses. "I apologize for leaving without notice. I should have said something."
"These are beautiful, but I'm just glad you're safe." She walked off to put the roses in a vase.
"I'm glad you're safe too, mother." He said quietly.
============================
"What do you mean by that?" Yusuke asked.
"Well, on TV, when the vampire gets killed, it turns into dust, it says so in the books, too." Kuwabara noted.
"Are you saying that thing's alive?"
"It could be. I mean, Shrimp may have missed his heart or something." The lightbulb above Kuwabara's head lit up. "Wait, You need a sharp, wooden thing to get rid of a vampire, not something metal like a sword."
"I'm callin' Botan. Maybe she can clear this up." Yusuke pulled a phone out of his pocket and dialed her number.
"Hello?" She answered.
"Hey, Botan, you know that vampire Koenma wanted us to get rid of?"
"Yes?" She said nervously.
"Well, has he gotten there yet?"
Silence.
"Botan?"
"HE'S ALIVE, YUSUKE! We saw him on the screen, Yusuke, he stood right up after Hiei 'killed' him."
"Oh, no. Botan, Where's Hiei and Kurama, we gotta find them and stop this guy."
"I'll check the screen." Botan flipped channels on the remote. She froze at what she saw on one screen. Raptor and Hiei were sitting in a cave talking to each other as if Hiei had never shish-ka-bobbed the vampire.
"This isn't good." She said.
"What? What isn't good!?"
"Hiei is working with the vampire."
Yusuke's jaw half-dropped. "You can't be serious, Botan."
"I wish I wasn't, Yusuke. This means you have to go after Hiei now."
Yusuke sighed. "Alright, Botan. Thanks." He hung up.
"What's up, Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked, looking at Yusuke's saddened expression.
"It's Hiei. He's been working with the vampire. He meant to miss his heart."
"You mean?"
"Hiei's become just another demon."
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"Hiei?" Intense red eyes looked down at the two boys in school uniforms. "Lord Diablo, isn't that the guy who Lord Sangre said had Raptor with him?" Black and red hairs were blown in his face by the wind.
"Neither of those two are him, Libra. Those two are nothing more than a hanyou and a human. The spirit detectives, only without Youko." Steel grey eyes watched the tantei through steel blue hairs. A scar was coming from the far corner of each eye that dropped down onto his cheeks, then made a shape on the left and on the right.
"Can I go after them, then, Diablo?"
"No. We find Raptor, take him to Lord Sanguinario, then we go back to the Makai."
==========================================================
All done! Once again, sorry for not updating for a while. As an apology, five truckloads of sugar for whoever reviews!
Raptor- Isn't that too much?
No. It's not enough! TEN TRUCKLOADS OF SUGAR FOR WHOEVER REVIEWS!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,gasp,pant,hahahahahaha hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raptor-Quit or I let Kurama go
Shutting up.
Raptor=tears tape off Kurama's mouth=
Kurama- Thank you. R&R! AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!