Falcon- No reviews for chapter five yet......sigh
Raptor- Maybe they're mad at you for kidnapping Kurama.
Falcon- Why?
Raptor- You kidnapped Kurama. 'Nuff said.
Falcon- Mmmmmm.........Fine. Kurama, you can go.
Kurama- I think I'll stay here for a while.
Falcon- Really? You mean it?
Kurama- Yes, I find this chair that I've been strapped to for the last four chapters is quite comfortable.
Falcon- Yay! Well, just don't say it when you're here, okay?
Kurama- What? That you don't own YuYu Hakusho?
Falcon- Grrrrrrrrrr.......................................I thought you were smart.
Raptor- He isn't.
Kurama-
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Hiei had left the cave with Raptor on his heels. Raptor was quiet for once, and Hiei was grateful for that. The vampire had a mouth on him sometimes, and right now, the last thing Hiei wanted was him talking.
"Hey, Hiei..."
"Shut up." Hiei whispered, clasping his hand over Raptor's mouth. "Something's here."
Raptor bit Hiei's hand, puncturing it with his fangs. He moved his hand away by reflex. Raptor savored the taste of the demon's blood. "Mind saying what?"
"Don't know. Could be human." Hiei swiftly removed his bandanna, exposing his Jagan.
He scanned the area with his third eye. He couldn't find anything. He couldn't even sense a squirrel, much less anything else. He started to pick up the bandanna but then he noticed something purple soaking into it.
"Poison." Hiei snarled. He put it back on the ground before it touched where Raptor bit him.
"Where did that come from?" Raptor asked quietly.
"Most likely, you!" Hiei hissed. "My jagan is blind, Raptor!"
"I have nothing to do with it."
"'I have nothing to do with it,' oh, SHUT UP, Raptor!" A voice crowed. "You have everything to do with it. Because if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here to do that."
"Would it kill you to come out of that bush, you two, because I don't feel like going after you." A second voice said.
Hiei unsheathed his sword and stepped out with Raptor. Standing there were two demons, who looked fairly human if you ignored the tails, eyes, and unnatural hair color. The one with red and black hair that went down to the bottom of his shoulder-blades and was spiked on all the tips had a scorpion tail behind him that was dripping a purple liquid. On his right upper arm was a large tattoo of a scorpion with balance scales being held in its right claw. He wore a red shirt, black Nikes, and black jeans and a black jean jacket. His slitted red eyes were more vibrant than Hiei's blood red color. The other, had steel blue hair that was a longer than the others, almost at his waist. He wore about the same thing the other demon did, only a black shirt, grey Nikes, and silver jeans and jacket. His tail was ridiculously long, almost ten feet, and was leathery, obviously a reptiles' of some sort. And it was somewhat thin, like a whip. He had black scars coming from the far corners of each eye, which were as silvery as his clothes.
"What do you want?" Raptor hissed, upset about the fact someone else was blaming him for something. His claw clacked against the root of a tree.
"We were sent by Lord Sanguinario (A/N: It means bloodthirsty) to find you. You do remember your sire, don't you?" The taller grey-eyed one said.
"Hard to forget. Who the hell are you guys?" Raptor demanded.
"Heh, where are my manners, I'm Hueso, and this is Libra." The grey- eyed demon responded.
"Hn. A scorpion demon named Libra. There's no logic there." Hiei smirked.
"His mom wanted to cover the whole zodiac, he got stuck with that name."
"Ah."
"So, you're here to kill me because Sangre said so?"
"Lord Sangre wants you for some reason. He got us out of Makai, so we agreed to help." Libra's tail twitched.
"He wants you alive." Hueso finished.
"Why can't he come get me himself?"
"Koenma sentenced him to wear the shackles of the phoenix, which bounds him to a wall for twenty-one hours every day, and forces him to become unconscious for that time. He can't come after you because of that."
"What did he do?" Hiei asked.
"He went in sunlight once and caught fire. But the Phoenix in him allows him to rise from the ashes, reborn. Each time it happens He grows more manevolent, even though he doesn't seem like it most of the time."
"He doesn't always become unconscious either," Libra continued what Hueso started. "He has acted like a feral animal, snarling and trying to attack if you get too close. But now, he acts more cunning, sort of hypnotic, luring you closer to him until he can bite you." Libra moved his hair, showing extremely deep wounds on his neck from being bitten. They looked like they had only recently stopped bleeding.
"Cover it up, Libra." Hueso commanded, noticing the slight gleam in Raptor's eyes. Libra obeyed.
"You can take me to him?" Raptor asked, after receiving mental consent from the apparition.
"Hai." Hueso smirked.
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"I don't believe it." Kurama sighed.
"Well, he is." Yusuke said, finishing telling Kurama that Hiei was working with the vampire. "So, we have to get him now, huh?"
"That's what Koenma said applied to both of us. If we were involved in any crime we would go back to Makai prison." Kurama said emptily. "Or be executed."
"Jeez, I honestly didn't think the shrimp would do that, ya know?" Kuwabara muttered, walking next to Yusuke.
"I don't think I can do it, not anymore. I can't go after my friend! Sure, when we first met he attacked me and kidnapped my girlfriend, but I can't kill him!" Yusuke's tough-guy face had gone, leaving nothing but sadness. "We can talk to him, right? Get him to give us that guy, and Koenma could extend his sentence, give him fifty more years working for him."
"They give you two hundred for something like this, Yusuke." Kurama said quietly.
"Oh, well! I refuse to look for him! I quit! You hear me, Koenma?! I QUIT!" Yusuke looked like he almost wanted to cry.
Shut up.
"Hiei?" All three said.
Hn. I told you to leave this case alone, Kurama. Raptor says that Koenma twisted the rules because he owed Raptor money. He took the opportunity of Raptor killing a rapist and turned it against him.
You're kidding. Yusuke said flatly.
Some powerful demon came to Koenma and had him release to demons from prison so they could bring Raptor to him. He just so happens to be at Spirit World right now.
Hiei, they want us to go after you now. Kurama said neutrally.
They.........changed their minds.
What the heck are you talking about, shrimp? Guess who.
Baka. Hiei growled. Meet me At Reikai.
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"Okay, Hiei, what's up?" Yusuke asked, now that they were in Koenma's office.
"Hn." Hiei smirked, which was barely noticeable. "Meet Raptor." He jerked his head to his left, where Raptor stood.
"Hey! It's the blind guy!" Kuwabara blurted, receiving a blow to the head in return.
"Keep all that hot air to yourself so I don't see you." He muttered. He looked at Kurama, then Yusuke. "Youko and the son of Raizen, what's up?"
Yusuke looked at Raptor dumbly. This is how the 'dangerous vampire' acted? He expected some manevolent monster, not someone who hits Kuwabara then moves on with their life, like everyone else! "Nothin' much. Hiei, why are we here?"
"Behind you." Hiei said simply.
Kurama and Yusuke turned around, Kuwabara managed to get up and look. Standing there, chained to a wall, was Sangre. The shackles around his wrists and ankles were a dull metal, but encrusted on them were jewels, a large orange one in each, and countless rubies were in them also.
"Might want to stay away from him." Libra walked up to them. "We need a big sign that says 'don't feed the demon'."
"He eats people?" Kuwabara asked, looking at the worn out demon. "Doesn't look that tough to me."
"He's part vampire, so yeah." Hueso said, approaching Sanguinario. He bowed low to Sangre. "Mylord, I brought you something to eat."
"What!?" Yusuke jumped. "So this is a trap? Feed us to some chained- up demon?"
Libra laughed. Hueso pulled out a blood bag. "This, this is his meal, not you."
"Good, 'cuz I would've staked him or something."
"I can't die." Sangre said in his Russian accent.
"You have any idea how many times I've heard that?"
"He can't," Libra said. "When a vampire is killed, it turns into ashes. Phoenixes are born from the ashes. Everytime he dies, he is reborn immediately."
"Weird."
Hueso used his tail to give the blood to Sangre, just to keep his neck safe. Kuwabara looked a little surprised at the sight of Hueso's extendable tail.
"So, Hiei, you're not in trouble?" Kurama asked.
"Of course I am." Hiei smirked. "It would be weird if I wasn't."
Kurama smiled, imagining how miserable Hiei would be if he had to portray perfection the same way he did. His thoughts were interrupted when a teenage Koenma walked through the door.
Koenma sat down at his desk, holding some papers. He had a grim look on his face.
"Uh, what's up, Koenma?" Yusuke asked.
Koenma sighed heavily. "Hiei, Libra, Hueso, Raptor, and Sangre. I am going to have to pass your sentences now."
"What?" Raptor shouted. "You said I was off the hook!"
"Sorry. Hiei, for being an accomplice in a crime, I sentence you to fifty years. Libra and Hueso, for destruction of property, murder, and making a fat purple dinosaur demon dance for children's torture, one hundred years each."
Everyone was stunned.
"Sangre, for trying to manipulate me and gambling for someone's life, murder, and being reborn multiple times without permission, one hundred years. And Raptor, for battery, evading the detectives at all cost, and leaving the Makai, eighty-five years." He stamped the papers.
"That's not fair, toddler!" Yusuke shouted.
"That's how long you all will be sentenced to work for me as spirit detectives."
"WHAT?!"
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Falcon- All done with this one! You like it? If you review, you get either a Hiei or Kurama plushie with their actual hair! AND they say stuff! Hiei says 'Baka' and Kurama says 'Rose Whip'! Yay!
Raptor- You're obsessed.
Libra- Yep.
Hueso- Hmm.
Kurama- I'll say it then.
EveryoneButKurama- R&R!!!!!!!!!