Disclaimer: I do not own anything pertaining to Joan of Arcadia. The concept, characters and show are all property of Barbara Hall and CBS. Bless her heart for creating such a great show!

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Author's Notes: Make Up Your Own God, they said. So I did.

Jane's behind on her flyer miles.

And I'm also a wimpy flyer,

Everwood2003

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Author: Everwood2003

Title: Fly High

Word Count: 100

Challenge: New Form of God

"Mom, do you really think we need that many plastic bags? It's only going to be a two hour flight."

"Joan, honey, need I remind you that you've caused more damage on 30 minute field trips?"

"Mom! You're embarrassing me!"

"As per the usual. Allow me to relieve you of my presence for a couple of minutes while I mosey on down to the ladies room."

"You know, you really should treat your mother with a little more respect, Joan."

"You're a flight attendant? Great, I'm free to move about the country and even then I can't get away from you."