Sakura: Hi all! Guess what! Today's my birthday, so you all get a present! I'm updating! (random confetti) So here ya go!

(the Kurama team)

VF: Does anyone actually know where we're going?

Sakura: Nope! -

Everybody: (Anime drop)

Touya: Baka.

Sakura: What?

Kuwabara: Poor people have, eat it die...

Sakura: You still haven't figured it out?????

VF: What did you expect?

Sakura: You freakin baka! It's nothing!

Kuwabara: Well, you know the answer! Of course it's nothing to you!

Everybody: (sigh)

Touya: Don't even try.

Sakura: I don't know what we're gonna do. We only have three brains working to find Kurama, and with Kuwabara it's like subtracting a brain.

Kuwabara: Yeah....................... wait a minute!

Sakura: I think we need some help...

VF: And who do you suggest we get?

Sakura: Um... well... I don't know.

All: (Anime drop)

Touya: Why don't you check to see if anyone else wrote you a review offering to help?

Sakura: Good idea! (whips out small laptop) Hmm... let's see... Ah! Here's one! AngelKitsune! Come on down! Do you mind if we call you Angel?

Angel: Not at all.

VF: Can we get on with this please?

Sakura: Well, we could if we had a plan.

All: (thinking)

Kuwabara: Too bad Hiei and Kurama aren't here. Then so would the fan girls...

VF: OO That was actually... smart!

Sakura: What are you talking about?

VF: Well... it's true that all the EFG's are currently swarming Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke. But what if we could lure them away.

Angel: Yeah! But, what are we going to use for bait?

VF: (looks at Touya)

Sakura: (catches on, and smiles evilly at Touya, as does Angel)

Touya: What? Why is everyone looking at me?

(Hiei team)

Jhem: Hurri... why are you so quiet?

Hurri: I'm still trying to figure out that riddle!

Jhem: (anime drop) FORGET THE DARN RIDDLE!!!!!

Hurri: Oo, jeez take a pill lady!

Shina: Hiei! Oh, Hiei! Where are you?

Ruiki: Do you really think that will work?

Shina: Who knows? Hiei! Oh HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEIII?

Hiei: (faint) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ruiki: I can't believe it actually worked!

Mandy: I think it came from this way. (runs off)

Hurri: Wow, that's the most she's said since we left...

All: (Runs off after Mandy)

(Yusuke team)

Jin: I wonder where Yusuke could be?

Kaze: I dunno.

Kikyo: Hey! Look at this!

Jin: Watcha go there?

Kaze: It looks like... hair gel?

Kikyo: Look, a trail of it!

Jin: I'll give ya three guesses whose it is, an' the first two don' count.

Kikyo: Um...

Jin & Kaze: Oo

Kikyo: Just kidding, kidding. Let's go find Yusuke, what do ya say?

Kaze: Let's go!

So that's it. I've had a couple of people ask me for pairings in this. As much as I'd love to do that, I can't. Pretty much all of the other girls who are on the team love at least one of the boys, me included. I can't really pair one of you up, and not the rest. So... I'm really sorry!