Who: Hmm... this is getting interesting... (sitting in a chair, eating pop
corn, watching us trying to rescue the boys on a giant TV)
Touya: No, no, absolutely not!
Sakura: Oh, come on Touya! It's not like anything bad is gonna happen!
Angel: Well, actually...
Sakura: Sh! He doesn't need to know that!
Touya: Know what?
Sakura: Oh, nothing, nothing! All you have to do is stand here and be pretty!
Touya: (glare) I swear, if anything happens...
Sakura: oou, ah heh heh, yeah... (pushes Touya into the street) Oh no! We seem to have accidentally pushed Touya out into the open! I hope no Evil Fan Girls are near by! It would just be so easy to kidnap him now! (looks around)
VF: Do you really think this will work?
Sakura: I hope so...
Kuwabara: Hey... how come I can't be the bait? I'd get way more girls than him!
All: sigh
Angel: Shut up stupid.
The EFG's Secret Hideout With Kurama
EFG Lackey 1: Hey boss! We've spotted Touya! He's with that stupid girl who tried to keep our Kurama from us in the first place!
EFGL 2: Yeah, but now she has friends...
EFG Boss: No matter! We will add Touya to our collection! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Others: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Back With Us
Sakura: Gr... where ARE they?
Kuwabara: I told you I should have been the bait!
VF: snore.... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(suddenly the earth starts to shake)
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: (smacks him) Shut up! It's not an earthquake... it's... it's...
Angel: Evil Fan Girls!!!!!
(a cloud of smoke is seen in the distance. Soon the street is filled with EFGs. They swarm Touya, tie him up and gag him, and start to drag him away)
Angel: Now what?
Sakura: We follow them to their evil lair! (jumps up and strikes a pose)
VF: Only one problem... they're gone.
Sakura: Huh? (sees that the fan girls have already left and sweat drops) Darn it...
Kim: Ugh...
Sakura: Kim? What happened to you? (she is lying on the ground covered in foot prints)
Kim: I was trying to find the EFG evil lair, but I heard a ruckus and I came to investigate. Then I got run over in the stampede.
Sakura: So you still don't know where they could be?
Kim: Nope!
Sakura: Sigh... now what can we do...
VF: Hey! Look at this!
Sakura: Whatcha go there? (looks) Footprints!!! Yes!
Angel: Hey... Where'd the buffoon go? (looks around)
Sakura: Darn it! Kuwabara get you're fat butt back here! KUWABARA!!!
Hiei Team
Ruiki: Does anybody have any idea where to go now?
Shina: Well... we know that Hiei is around here somewhere...
Hurri: Hrm... I'm tired. (places hand on a brick wall for support. Suddenly, the brick slides in, and a grinding noise is heard)
Jhem: What's going on? (the wall moves to reveal a secret passage way)
Hurri: Oh! Look at me! Who's the bomb? Oh yeah! Boo ya!
Jhem: --u, sigh, now I'll never here the end of this.
Mandy: Come on guys, let's go!
Shina: Did anyone else not know she was still here?
(All run off down the passage. Soon, voices are heard)
EFG 1 (not same as with the Kurama team): Oh Hiei, you are sooooooooooooo hot!
EFG 2: I love your hair!
Hiei: Grf nrf! (he's gagged)
EFG 3: And his eyes are dreamy! (stares into his eyes)
Hiei: OO {I have got to get out of here}
Ruiki: (whispering) So, what do we do now?
Shina: (Loud whisper) I say we go kick their butts!
Jhem: Sh! Yeah, that'd work great... it we weren't outnumbered 100 to 1!!!!!
Shina: Well, sooooooorry! What's your plan, oh brilliant one?
Jhem: I don't know yet, let me think!
EFG 1: I don't think so!
Hurri: No! She said let her think, not you!
All: Oo
Shina: Um... doncha think we should run or something?
Ruiki: That'd probably be a good idea. Everyone, scatter!
(Everyone runs off in different directions. This confuses the EFGs, and they start running into each other and falling down)
Mandy: (Trying to untie Hiei) Come on Hiei-san, let's get you out of here!
EFG 3: So you do talk!
EFG 2: Who knew?
EFG Boss of Hiei's kidnappers: You bakas! She's trying to take our Hiei away from us! Stop her!
EFG 2: Oh, right! Stop! (EFG 2 and 3 grab Mandy and pull away from Hiei's ropes)
Mandy: Let me go! (SMACK!!)
EFG 3: Huh? (watches 2 collapse) What- (SMAKE!!!! 3 collapses)
Ruiki: You okay? (holding a wooden board that she used to knock out the EFGs)
Mandy: Um... yes, yes I am.
Jhem: Hey! We have to get out of here! There's to many of them! (knocking out EFGs left and right, but more keep coming)
Mandy: But what about Hiei?
Jhem: We have to leave him, but we'll come back! (all back up toward the exit, fighting off EFGs. All jump through, but Hurri)
Hurri: I be back! (imitating Arnold Swa- uh, whatever)
Jhem: Come ON! (grabs Hurri, and slams door shut)
Yusuke Team
Kikyo: Good Lord, the boy uses a lot of hair gel!
Jin: An' fer once, it came in 'andy!
Kaze: Hoo, I'm getting tired...
Kikyo: Are we there yet?
Jin: Oo, boy ya two sure can complain...
Kaze: Sorry, but this is boring!
Jin: I know a way to mak it mo interesting! (creates a cloud) 'Op aboard! (Kaze, Kikyo, and Jin climb aboard the cloud, and continue to follow the gel trail. Suddenly, the trail just stops)
Kaze: Did he run out of gel?
Kikyo: I don't think that's possible...
(Jin hops down and taps the concrete)
Jin: It's 'ollow under 'ere!
Kaze: Maybe we can move this part of the sidewalk! (grabs a random crow bar, and pries up the space, revealing a whole)
Kikyo: Cool!
Kaze: Let's go! (all jump into hole, sliding down a... slide... They finally reach the bottom)
Kikyo: Hey, where'd Jin go?
Jin: I'm under you.
Kaze: Huh? (looks down and sees that she and Kikyo are on top of Jin) Oh, sorry about that Jin! (both climb off)
Jin: It's okay... jus' try no' ta do it again...
Kikyo: I here voices... (walk down hall and open a door to reveal Yusuke tied to a stake on a platform, and the EFGs dancing around him)
Kaze: What are they doing?
Jin: Some sorta tribal dance, I think...
Kikyo: Weird...
(Suddenly one of the girls stops dancing)
EFG Boss: What's the matter?
EFG 1: I smell... got guy...
Kaze, Kikyo, Jin: OO Uh oh...
(Evil fan girls all sniff, and begin to search)
Kaze: How can they smell you?
Kikyo: (smells Jin) Well, you have to admit... he does have a distinct odor...
Jin and Kaze: OO
EFG 5: I found them!!!!
Kikyo: We've been spotted!
EFGB: Get them!
(Our heroes try to run, but the exits are locked, and they are captured)
EFGs: Yes! Now we have both Yusuke and Jin!! MWAHAHA!
Kaze: Wha-what are you gonna do with us? (Kaze and Kikyo have their hands tied behind their backs and are being held back by some fan girls)
EFGB: Hm... I will have to think of a fitting punishment! Until then, to the dungeon!
Kikyo: Gulp... dungeon? (she and Kaze are dragged off, while Jin is tied up next to Yusuke)
Yusuke: Hi Jin! What's up?
Jin: Well, currently, we are...
Yusuke: Oh, right...
Oh no! One team captured, another retreats, and the last is... well... kind of lost... What will happen next??? Stay tuned!
Sakura: Hi all! I just wanted to thank those who are in my stories! Also, thank you Who for the use of your Commando Style Espionage Kits! And lastly, thank you all for your presents! I love you all! Peace out!
PS: Sorry for spelling your name wrong Ruiki!!!! TT.... and btw peoples, if I ever make a mistake like this, let me know cuz I wanna fix it! Once again, C ya!
Touya: No, no, absolutely not!
Sakura: Oh, come on Touya! It's not like anything bad is gonna happen!
Angel: Well, actually...
Sakura: Sh! He doesn't need to know that!
Touya: Know what?
Sakura: Oh, nothing, nothing! All you have to do is stand here and be pretty!
Touya: (glare) I swear, if anything happens...
Sakura: oou, ah heh heh, yeah... (pushes Touya into the street) Oh no! We seem to have accidentally pushed Touya out into the open! I hope no Evil Fan Girls are near by! It would just be so easy to kidnap him now! (looks around)
VF: Do you really think this will work?
Sakura: I hope so...
Kuwabara: Hey... how come I can't be the bait? I'd get way more girls than him!
All: sigh
Angel: Shut up stupid.
The EFG's Secret Hideout With Kurama
EFG Lackey 1: Hey boss! We've spotted Touya! He's with that stupid girl who tried to keep our Kurama from us in the first place!
EFGL 2: Yeah, but now she has friends...
EFG Boss: No matter! We will add Touya to our collection! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Others: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Back With Us
Sakura: Gr... where ARE they?
Kuwabara: I told you I should have been the bait!
VF: snore.... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(suddenly the earth starts to shake)
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: (smacks him) Shut up! It's not an earthquake... it's... it's...
Angel: Evil Fan Girls!!!!!
(a cloud of smoke is seen in the distance. Soon the street is filled with EFGs. They swarm Touya, tie him up and gag him, and start to drag him away)
Angel: Now what?
Sakura: We follow them to their evil lair! (jumps up and strikes a pose)
VF: Only one problem... they're gone.
Sakura: Huh? (sees that the fan girls have already left and sweat drops) Darn it...
Kim: Ugh...
Sakura: Kim? What happened to you? (she is lying on the ground covered in foot prints)
Kim: I was trying to find the EFG evil lair, but I heard a ruckus and I came to investigate. Then I got run over in the stampede.
Sakura: So you still don't know where they could be?
Kim: Nope!
Sakura: Sigh... now what can we do...
VF: Hey! Look at this!
Sakura: Whatcha go there? (looks) Footprints!!! Yes!
Angel: Hey... Where'd the buffoon go? (looks around)
Sakura: Darn it! Kuwabara get you're fat butt back here! KUWABARA!!!
Hiei Team
Ruiki: Does anybody have any idea where to go now?
Shina: Well... we know that Hiei is around here somewhere...
Hurri: Hrm... I'm tired. (places hand on a brick wall for support. Suddenly, the brick slides in, and a grinding noise is heard)
Jhem: What's going on? (the wall moves to reveal a secret passage way)
Hurri: Oh! Look at me! Who's the bomb? Oh yeah! Boo ya!
Jhem: --u, sigh, now I'll never here the end of this.
Mandy: Come on guys, let's go!
Shina: Did anyone else not know she was still here?
(All run off down the passage. Soon, voices are heard)
EFG 1 (not same as with the Kurama team): Oh Hiei, you are sooooooooooooo hot!
EFG 2: I love your hair!
Hiei: Grf nrf! (he's gagged)
EFG 3: And his eyes are dreamy! (stares into his eyes)
Hiei: OO {I have got to get out of here}
Ruiki: (whispering) So, what do we do now?
Shina: (Loud whisper) I say we go kick their butts!
Jhem: Sh! Yeah, that'd work great... it we weren't outnumbered 100 to 1!!!!!
Shina: Well, sooooooorry! What's your plan, oh brilliant one?
Jhem: I don't know yet, let me think!
EFG 1: I don't think so!
Hurri: No! She said let her think, not you!
All: Oo
Shina: Um... doncha think we should run or something?
Ruiki: That'd probably be a good idea. Everyone, scatter!
(Everyone runs off in different directions. This confuses the EFGs, and they start running into each other and falling down)
Mandy: (Trying to untie Hiei) Come on Hiei-san, let's get you out of here!
EFG 3: So you do talk!
EFG 2: Who knew?
EFG Boss of Hiei's kidnappers: You bakas! She's trying to take our Hiei away from us! Stop her!
EFG 2: Oh, right! Stop! (EFG 2 and 3 grab Mandy and pull away from Hiei's ropes)
Mandy: Let me go! (SMACK!!)
EFG 3: Huh? (watches 2 collapse) What- (SMAKE!!!! 3 collapses)
Ruiki: You okay? (holding a wooden board that she used to knock out the EFGs)
Mandy: Um... yes, yes I am.
Jhem: Hey! We have to get out of here! There's to many of them! (knocking out EFGs left and right, but more keep coming)
Mandy: But what about Hiei?
Jhem: We have to leave him, but we'll come back! (all back up toward the exit, fighting off EFGs. All jump through, but Hurri)
Hurri: I be back! (imitating Arnold Swa- uh, whatever)
Jhem: Come ON! (grabs Hurri, and slams door shut)
Yusuke Team
Kikyo: Good Lord, the boy uses a lot of hair gel!
Jin: An' fer once, it came in 'andy!
Kaze: Hoo, I'm getting tired...
Kikyo: Are we there yet?
Jin: Oo, boy ya two sure can complain...
Kaze: Sorry, but this is boring!
Jin: I know a way to mak it mo interesting! (creates a cloud) 'Op aboard! (Kaze, Kikyo, and Jin climb aboard the cloud, and continue to follow the gel trail. Suddenly, the trail just stops)
Kaze: Did he run out of gel?
Kikyo: I don't think that's possible...
(Jin hops down and taps the concrete)
Jin: It's 'ollow under 'ere!
Kaze: Maybe we can move this part of the sidewalk! (grabs a random crow bar, and pries up the space, revealing a whole)
Kikyo: Cool!
Kaze: Let's go! (all jump into hole, sliding down a... slide... They finally reach the bottom)
Kikyo: Hey, where'd Jin go?
Jin: I'm under you.
Kaze: Huh? (looks down and sees that she and Kikyo are on top of Jin) Oh, sorry about that Jin! (both climb off)
Jin: It's okay... jus' try no' ta do it again...
Kikyo: I here voices... (walk down hall and open a door to reveal Yusuke tied to a stake on a platform, and the EFGs dancing around him)
Kaze: What are they doing?
Jin: Some sorta tribal dance, I think...
Kikyo: Weird...
(Suddenly one of the girls stops dancing)
EFG Boss: What's the matter?
EFG 1: I smell... got guy...
Kaze, Kikyo, Jin: OO Uh oh...
(Evil fan girls all sniff, and begin to search)
Kaze: How can they smell you?
Kikyo: (smells Jin) Well, you have to admit... he does have a distinct odor...
Jin and Kaze: OO
EFG 5: I found them!!!!
Kikyo: We've been spotted!
EFGB: Get them!
(Our heroes try to run, but the exits are locked, and they are captured)
EFGs: Yes! Now we have both Yusuke and Jin!! MWAHAHA!
Kaze: Wha-what are you gonna do with us? (Kaze and Kikyo have their hands tied behind their backs and are being held back by some fan girls)
EFGB: Hm... I will have to think of a fitting punishment! Until then, to the dungeon!
Kikyo: Gulp... dungeon? (she and Kaze are dragged off, while Jin is tied up next to Yusuke)
Yusuke: Hi Jin! What's up?
Jin: Well, currently, we are...
Yusuke: Oh, right...
Oh no! One team captured, another retreats, and the last is... well... kind of lost... What will happen next??? Stay tuned!
Sakura: Hi all! I just wanted to thank those who are in my stories! Also, thank you Who for the use of your Commando Style Espionage Kits! And lastly, thank you all for your presents! I love you all! Peace out!
PS: Sorry for spelling your name wrong Ruiki!!!! TT.... and btw peoples, if I ever make a mistake like this, let me know cuz I wanna fix it! Once again, C ya!