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And now on with the show….
Almost there….
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Now, ladies and gentlemen, the chapter you have all been waiting for.
Give me a sec, I forgot my next line…
Oh, yeah…
The room erupted with noise. "What do you mean?" asked Fletcher, "Why would they attack a place populated with that many wizards? It's suicidal!!!" Many of the people nodded and murmured in agreement.
"I have a feeling that Voldemort would not go kamikaze," said Harry. "Attacking a large amount of unsuspecting and ill prepared wizards is much more like him. Especially when the ministries are tied up and Fudge is in charge. It would be just like him to play peek-a-boo with us. He'll only show his face when he can risk it."
"I believe that Potter's right," growled Moody. "The coward will pop up as soon as he thinks we aren't looking." There were mutters and nods of agreement from those who had disagreed before. Dumbledore smiled, tempted to laugh at the indecisive group. He waited until and calmed down, so that silence was the only noise that filled the small room.
"You who are going will all be in disguise…except for you, Harry." Dumbledore's face became very serious, and the twinkle left his eye. "You, Harry, will be used as bait. They will be more likely to attack if you're there, and we need to catch a few Death Eaters. Now, you'll have partners, arrive at different times, and will be getting there different ways. Miss Faren, I believe that you can apparate?" She looked down and nodded in silent affirmation. "Good, you and Harry will apparate there at five tomorrow morning. Harry, you're there with your girlfriend Maggie O'Farin, studying modern-day Quidditch first hand for a report." Harry had been startled that Meggie could apparate, but quickly got over it. Simultaneously they nodded there heads in understanding. "Sirius and Arabella will leave at six on the Knight Bus. You two will be a married couple, Sigmund and Amber Brown." A few people stifled giggles at the idea of Sirius walking around with the name Sigmund, and some muttered psychiatric phrases with a German accent. Arabella just went into hysterics. Dumbledore continued anyway. "Severus and Arthur will be posing as good friends, Sunny Stewart and Art Westin." Snape choked when he heard the name. Sirius was laughing so hard that he completely stopped breathing. "You will both leave at six-fifty tomorrow using Floo. Bill and Charlie will go as brothers, Buz and Chad Wakefield. You will be leaving at seven-twenty by portkey." Dumbledore ignored their silent mouthing. "Hermione and Ron will leave at seven-forty-five tomorrow by wizard's taxi. You will be Hannah and Roald Gordon, a newly married couple on their honeymoon" (A/N: whistles and runs) Hermione blushed crimson and Ron fainted.
"You will follow the tour until you are called back. If Death Eaters attack, you ten are in charge of protecting the wizards and witches. Capture as many as you can, and kill only if necessary. If you need to contact any order member do it telepathically. Each pair gets a tent, which is the equivalence of a small house. Any questions?"
"Yeah," said Ron, "do I have to be married to Hermione?"
"Dismissed," said Dumbledore quickly.
"So," said Ron, "what are you bringing Harry?"
"Wand, toothbrush, deodorant, clothes, candy, toothpaste, candy, broom, candy, extra pair of shoes, and candy. Oh, and hair dye."
"Hair dye?"
"What do you think Sunny and Sigmund would look like with blue hair…all over?"
"You're bad Harry, but I love it! Wonder what 'mione's packing?"
"Probably books, books, oh, did I mention books?"
"True…Harry, aren't you nervous at all?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I have been trained in the ways of Tae Quon Do, Kung Fu, and Chinese Checkers!!!! Because Ron, I've done it before, and anyway, I wasn't that nervous the first time because I was too busy watching Snape and Sirius ballroom dancing…
"You're kidding!!!!"
"Nope…"
"Meggie, what are you packing?"
"Umm…toothbrush…candy…Bertie Botts Every Flavor Jelly Beans…Chocolate Frog…I know I have a bag of gummy worms in here somewhere…clothes, oh, look, Halloween candy from when I was eight!!!!"
"Ewww!!!! You don't actually eat that stuff, do you?"
"Candy is candy…it may be a bit tough, but man, it sticks to the stomach and tastes good!! Oh, there's my wand, new I put it somewhere…ohhh….forgot about this, candy canes from when I was ten!!!"
"Meggie that's kind of…"
"Want one?"
"No thanks…."
"So then they were tangoing and…"
"More for me!!! Whoops…I was wondering where my Cockroach Clusters were!!"
"How old are they?"
"Only a week…too bad, they taste better when they're a year old…"
"So anyway, he walked around Times Square in his underwear!!"
Ron stopped breathing.
"Yummy, I was wondering where this Blood Pop was!"
"Meggie, why is it stuck in your Potion's book?"
"What better place to put it…it tastes better the second time around…want a lick?"
"No thanks Meggie…"
"You sure, if you just pull off that piece of hair…"
"No, really, I'm rather full…"
"So, what's your newest plan?"
"Well, how about every time someone says the word Qudditch…Snape starts dancing around like a ballerina…"
"But we're going to a Quidditch tour…they'll be saying Qudditch an awful lot."
"And your point is…"
"None."
"Oh, and look here…I wonder how that Hot Tamale got stuck to my Divination book…Oh, wait, that's my gum…still tastes good!!!"
"Ummm…Meggie, would you mind terribly if…"
"No, here," Meggie took it out of her mouth, "You can chew it!"
"Let's do something to Bill and Charlie!!!"
"Okay Ron, let's think…."
"Oh…I've got it!!!"
"And if you don't like this type, I know I have a mint flavored piece somewhere."
"No, really Meggie, it's fine…"
"Are you sure…because I have Juicy Fruit somewhere too…"
By morning both boys had plans for every member going, and Hermione was quite glad to get rid of Meggie. "Hermione, I remember where it is now, check behind the bedpost!!!" called Meggie before she and Harry left.
I know it was short…but now I'll be able to update!!!! Hmmm…I'm in the mood for cake…but I don't have anything to bake it with…well, I'll have to see if I get flamed!!!!!
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