Sakura: Yay!! An update!!! Yay!!!!

Kurama Team

Angel: (whispering to other girls) Are you sure we can trust him?

VF: (also whispering) It's Kuwabaka we're talking about here. I wouldn't trust him to open a bag of non-fat pretzels.

Angel: Exactly, so how can we be sure he's leading us to the EFG's hideout?

Sakura: We can't... except we are still following the footprints... I'm taking that as a good sign...

Kim: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...

Others: O.o

Kim: What?

Kuwabara: WE'RE HERE!!!!!

Sakura: (Smacks the back of his head) You idiot, do you want to give away our position? [A/N: Actually he does...]

VF: So how exactly do we get in?

Kuwabara: Um... I'm not sure...

All: (anime drop)

Angel: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S THE HIDEOUT?????

Kuwabara: Um... uh... ah...

Kim: Hey, look at this...

All: (look at it)

Sign: Evil Fan Girl Hideout! Right Here! Touya and Kurama This Way (

Sakura: -.-u Well that's convenient...

Angel: Well, I guess we're supposed to push this button. (pushes button, door opens)

Sakura: Well, onward and forward. (all run down a highway)

VF: It's quiet...

Angel: Your point?

VF: Well, shouldn't there be voices and excited screams of the EFGs? I mean, they now have two hotties in their possession.

Kuwabara: (quietly) That's what you think...

Kim: What was that?

Kuwabara: Oh, nothing nothing...

Sakura: O.O I can't believe he got it...

Kuwabara: (confused) Huh? Got what?

Sakura: The riddle! You solved the riddle!

Kuwabara: I... did?

Sakura: Yes! Nothing!

Kuwabara: Oh, okay... but I thought you said I answered the riddle...

Sakura: You did! Nothing!

Kuwabara: But-

VF: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!

Sakura & Kuwabara: Okay...

Kim: Does anyone know where we are?

Angel: No, I can't see a thing.

Kuwabara: Don't worry it's only a little farther.

Sakura: How do you know?

Kuwabara: Um... my super sixth sense?

VF: (not convinced) Uh huh...

Kuwabara: (stops walking) Okay, now you just have to go down this hallway.

Angel: What about you?

Kuwabara: Um... I'll bring up the rear, to um... protect you?

Sakura: Fine then! Jeez! (Walks down hallway followed by others.)

Kim: Are we there- (cage drops down from ceiling)

VF: What the heck?

Angel: KUWABARA!!!!

Hiei Team

Hurri: So, are we all ready?

Others: Ready!

Hurri: Now, this is a very delicate operation... if one thing goes wrong, all is lost... understand?

Jhem: We get it, now let's go already!

Hurri: Fine! But if you die, it's not my fault...

Jhem: But if I die... never mind, it's a waste of air.

Hurri: Now, move out troops! (all sneak in thru a vent)

Hurri: Okay, on the count of three... three!!! (all start throwing things out of the vent)

Random EFG: What the heck????

Diff. EFG: I think- (gets knocked out by shoe)

Shina: Okay, now my turn... (turns on mission impossible music)

REFG: Where's that music coming from?????? (suddenly all EFGs are surrounded by a fire)

Shina: No Ruiki!! You're not supposed to kill them!!!!!!

Ruiki: Oh, yeah... (alters the attack so that it won't kill them)

REFG: Ah! NO!! It'll, like, totally ruin my hair!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (all EFGs faint)

Mandy: Yes! Let's tie em up! (tie up all EFGs) Now for Hiei-sama... (unties Hiei)

Hiei: Hrmph... took you long enough... baka onnas...

Shina: Maybe we should just tie him up with the EFGs...

Hiei: O.O You wouldn't dare!

Shina: Wouldn't I? You already know about my... blackmail...

Hiei: O.Ou, fine then...

Shina: .

Ruiki: Can we just go now?

Jhem: I agree.

Hurri: I wonder how the others are doing...

Yusuke Team

Kaze: (whispering) So what's the plan Sparky?

Kumori: Why do you refuse to use my name?

Kaze: To make you ask questions.

Kikyo: Okay, people, back to the problem at hand.

Kaze: Yes, I think I sat in something in that dungeon...

Kikyo & Kumori: O.o

Kikyo: Okay... let's get back to the other problem... like rescuing Yusuke and Jin?

Kaze: Oh, right... so what are we going to do?

Kikyo: I really don't know... [A/N: I am currently banging my head against the wall that is writers block...] (beep beep beep)

Kumori: What was that?

Kaze: Our communication device... (speaks into a watch-like-device) What's up?

Ruiki: Hey, how are you guys doing?

Kaze: Well, my pants are wet and we have no plan... you?

Ruiki: Nothing that exciting... we did however rescue Hiei...

Kikyo: (shoving Kaze out of the way) You did?

Ruiki: Yup!

Kikyo: Great, just great...

Ruiki: Would you guys like some help?

Kikyo: Nope! We're good! Bye now! (shuts off link)

Kumori: Hey, what was that for? We could have used their help!

Kikyo: Look, if they can save Hiei, who have hundreds of more fans then Yusuke, then we can certainly save Yusuke by ourselves!

Kumori: Well then Miss Independent, what do you suggest we do now?

Kikyo: Um, well...

Kaze: . No mommy, I don't wanna eat my spinach...

So, ya... darn that writers block! Hey, anybody got an idea? Seriously, I need help, and not just the mental kind! I don't know what to do...