Me: Hey, I'm back!! Thank you all for you're ideas!!! You rock!!!!!
Anyway, enough of my babble, on the fic!
Hey, just a note to Fire Vixen... I just realized that I'm spelling you're name wrong!!! I'm soooooooooooooo sorry!!!!!! I won't do it anymore, I promise!!!!!
Kurama/Touya Team
Sakura: (banging head on side of cage) Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
Angel: Yes, we get that you're stupid! Would you shut up now?
Sakura: Gomen, I just can't believe I was stupid enough to follow Kuwabara! Gah!!!!!
FV: Yes, well, that was rather ignorant.
Kim: 6 little ducks that I once knew, fat ones skinny ones fair ones too
Others: O.o
Kim: What?!?
Sakura: Sigh... I'm really sorry guys... I got us into this, and I'll get us out.
Others: -.o
Sakura: Okay, so maybe that's not a good idea...
FV: Let me try... Poison Sword of a Thousand Souls! (sword appears) Hya! (slashes cage) Ah!! (thrown back by blast of electricity) Itai...
Sakura: Are you okay?!?
FV: I've been better...
Kim: Bishie Proof Cage. Keep your favorite bishounen captured in this power-proof cage. All powers are immune from the inside.
Angel: What are you babbling about?
Kim: I'm not babbling! I'm reading this tag, see! (shows tag attached to cage)
Angel: Great, so all our powers are useless... just peachy.
Sakura: Don't give up yet guys! There has to be something we can do! Come on, think!
Kim: This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Sakura: -.-u We're doomed.
Some other place
EFG 1: Yes! Those annoying girls are all locked up!
Kuwabara: Yep! And now I'm all yours! (drooling)
EFG 54: Eeeeeeeeeew... can we get rid of him yet?
EFG 1: Oh right. We can rid of him now.
Kuwabara: Huh?
EFG 3: Out out out! (pushes him out the door)
Kuwabara: But... but... I thought you loved me!
EFG 6: Hahaha! That's funny! Love you? Ha! That's a laugh.
EFG 9: Ta! (slams door)
Kuwabara: But... but... T.T I turned in my friends for you... well, I'll show you! (runs off) {thanks Silly!}
Back at cage
Kim: (counting stones in the floor)
Sakura: (curled up with head on knees)
Angel: (scowling)
FV: (eyes closed)
Kuwabara: Don't worry! The great Kazuma Kuwabara is here to save the day!! Dun da da!!!!
Angel: Oh great, the baka returns.
FV: What do you want now Kuwabara? To steal our money too?
Kuwabara: Look, I'm really sorry I did this. But now I'm here to help!
Sakura: And why should we believe you this time?
Kuwabara: Cuz I'm telling the truth!
Angel: Feh. That means a lot.
Kim: We might as well. We won't be any worse off then we are now...
FV: She has a point... fine then, go to it Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Yes! You won't be sorry! Now... how do I get you out of here...
Others: (anime drop)
Hiei Team
Shina: Sigh... I'm bored...
Ruiki: Yeah... there's nothing to do now that we rescued Hiei...
Yusuke: Hey guys! What's up?
Hurri: Yusuke! What are you doing here?
Yusuke: I got hungry, so I went out for a Big Mac {thanks Hurri!}
Jhem: And the EFGs just let you?
Yusuke: Yep! Except for this stupid tracking device they've painfully implanted in the back of my neck. But as long as I don't go more then 5 miles away, I'm good!
Hiei: They actually let you go? You'd think they'd want to smother you with love like they did to me. (shudders)
Yusuke: Nah, right now they're smothering Jin thankfully.
Ruiki: O.o and you just let them?
Yusuke: (shrugs) What am I gonna do?
Shina: Sigh...
Yusuke: Also, I wanted to warn you about B.R.A.T
Mandy: Brat?
Yusuke: No! B.R.A.T! The Bishie Retrieval Action Team.
Jhem: Explain please.
Yusuke: Sigh... and people think I'm dumb! (Jhem glares) When I was still in the EFG's lair, they got a transition-
Mandy: Do you mean transmission?
Yusuke: Whatever!!! Anyway, they got one of those from the Hiei EFGs. They're sending their B.R.A.T. after you guys to get Hiei back.
Hurri: Meh. We'll take them!
Yusuke: O.o if you say so, but they've got guns and bombs and tanks and stuff like that.
Others: O.O
Yusuke: (shrugs) Ow! (grabs back of neck) Darn shock. I guess they want me back now. See ya guys later! (walks out)
Shina: Well this isn't good.
Hiei: No! I will not go back! (curls up in fetal position) I won't I won't I won't.
Mandy: Don't worry Hiei-sama, we won't-
BOOM!!!
Ruiki: What was that?
BOOM!!!
Hurri: (looks out window) Uh oh...
BOOM!!!
Jhem: What is it Hurri!?!?
BOOM!!!
Hurri: It's... them...
BOOM!!!
Voice through megaphone: Come out! We have the house surrounded! Surrender Hiei now!
Yusuke/Jin team
Kumori: Got any fives?
Kaze: Go fish.
Kikyo: What are you two doing?!?
Kaze: Playing Go fish! Got any eights?
Kumori: Here ya go.
Kikyo: -.-# We have more pressing matters to attend to!
Kumori: Unless you've come up with a plan, then we're still stuck!
Kikyo: We'll- (poof!) What's this... (opens box) Look! Fangirl Grenades, smokebombs, and rope! {thanks Who!}
Kaze: What are we going to do with that stuff?
Kikyo: Hm... I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can come up with something!
All: (whispering)
Kikyo: (still whispering) Okay, that sounds good!
Kumori: (also whispering) I agree, but I just have one question.
Kikyo: (got it yet?) What is it?
Kumori: (duh!) Why are we whispering?
Kikyo: o.ou Uh...
Kaze: Can we just get this show on the rode already? I need new pants...
Kikyo: Okay, let's go!
At Yusuke/Jin EFG Headquarters
EFG 3: Oh Jin, you're hair is so cute!!!
EFG 5: And that horn is adorable!!!
Kaze: Gag... stupid fangirls...
Kikyo: Ready?
Kaze & Kumori: Ready!
Kikyo: Then let's do it!
Kaze: Hey you fan girls!!!
Fangirls: Not you again!
Kikyo: Yes us! And we have a proposition for you!
EFG 89: Eeeeeeeeeeew, we don't want to marry you!
Kikyo: Not that kind of proposition baka!
Kumori: In this box we have actual sweat and dirt from the Dark Tournament!
EFGs: Give it, give it!
Kaze: You can have it, if we can have one last word with Jin and Yusuke!
EFG 35: Fine! Just give us the box!
Kikyo: (gives box, then they run over to Jin)
Kaze: Hi Jin! We're here to rescue you!
Jin: Thank ya fo that! I was beginin ta get worried ya wouldn't make it!
Kumori: Wow... it's really Jin.
Kikyo: Now don't go all fan girlie on us, man!
Kumori: (snaps out of it) No, of course not!
EFG 24: Hey... this isn't sweat and dirt... it's rope... you've tricked us! Get them!
Kikyo: Ah ah ah, not so fast! (throws smoke bombs)
EFGs: Cough cough... where'd they go?
Kumori: Eeeeee-ya!!! (throws grenades)
EFGs: (throwns in pile)
Kaze: Now to tie 'em up! (ties up fan girls) Haha! We won!
Kumori: (unties Jin) Okay, now where's Yusuke?
Jin: Uh, well... the thing 'bout that is... he's not exactly 'ere... per say...
Kikyo: Then where is he?
Jin: ... I don't know...
Others: (anime drop)
Once again, thank you all that gave me ideas! Until next time!
Hey, just a note to Fire Vixen... I just realized that I'm spelling you're name wrong!!! I'm soooooooooooooo sorry!!!!!! I won't do it anymore, I promise!!!!!
Kurama/Touya Team
Sakura: (banging head on side of cage) Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
Angel: Yes, we get that you're stupid! Would you shut up now?
Sakura: Gomen, I just can't believe I was stupid enough to follow Kuwabara! Gah!!!!!
FV: Yes, well, that was rather ignorant.
Kim: 6 little ducks that I once knew, fat ones skinny ones fair ones too
Others: O.o
Kim: What?!?
Sakura: Sigh... I'm really sorry guys... I got us into this, and I'll get us out.
Others: -.o
Sakura: Okay, so maybe that's not a good idea...
FV: Let me try... Poison Sword of a Thousand Souls! (sword appears) Hya! (slashes cage) Ah!! (thrown back by blast of electricity) Itai...
Sakura: Are you okay?!?
FV: I've been better...
Kim: Bishie Proof Cage. Keep your favorite bishounen captured in this power-proof cage. All powers are immune from the inside.
Angel: What are you babbling about?
Kim: I'm not babbling! I'm reading this tag, see! (shows tag attached to cage)
Angel: Great, so all our powers are useless... just peachy.
Sakura: Don't give up yet guys! There has to be something we can do! Come on, think!
Kim: This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Sakura: -.-u We're doomed.
Some other place
EFG 1: Yes! Those annoying girls are all locked up!
Kuwabara: Yep! And now I'm all yours! (drooling)
EFG 54: Eeeeeeeeeew... can we get rid of him yet?
EFG 1: Oh right. We can rid of him now.
Kuwabara: Huh?
EFG 3: Out out out! (pushes him out the door)
Kuwabara: But... but... I thought you loved me!
EFG 6: Hahaha! That's funny! Love you? Ha! That's a laugh.
EFG 9: Ta! (slams door)
Kuwabara: But... but... T.T I turned in my friends for you... well, I'll show you! (runs off) {thanks Silly!}
Back at cage
Kim: (counting stones in the floor)
Sakura: (curled up with head on knees)
Angel: (scowling)
FV: (eyes closed)
Kuwabara: Don't worry! The great Kazuma Kuwabara is here to save the day!! Dun da da!!!!
Angel: Oh great, the baka returns.
FV: What do you want now Kuwabara? To steal our money too?
Kuwabara: Look, I'm really sorry I did this. But now I'm here to help!
Sakura: And why should we believe you this time?
Kuwabara: Cuz I'm telling the truth!
Angel: Feh. That means a lot.
Kim: We might as well. We won't be any worse off then we are now...
FV: She has a point... fine then, go to it Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Yes! You won't be sorry! Now... how do I get you out of here...
Others: (anime drop)
Hiei Team
Shina: Sigh... I'm bored...
Ruiki: Yeah... there's nothing to do now that we rescued Hiei...
Yusuke: Hey guys! What's up?
Hurri: Yusuke! What are you doing here?
Yusuke: I got hungry, so I went out for a Big Mac {thanks Hurri!}
Jhem: And the EFGs just let you?
Yusuke: Yep! Except for this stupid tracking device they've painfully implanted in the back of my neck. But as long as I don't go more then 5 miles away, I'm good!
Hiei: They actually let you go? You'd think they'd want to smother you with love like they did to me. (shudders)
Yusuke: Nah, right now they're smothering Jin thankfully.
Ruiki: O.o and you just let them?
Yusuke: (shrugs) What am I gonna do?
Shina: Sigh...
Yusuke: Also, I wanted to warn you about B.R.A.T
Mandy: Brat?
Yusuke: No! B.R.A.T! The Bishie Retrieval Action Team.
Jhem: Explain please.
Yusuke: Sigh... and people think I'm dumb! (Jhem glares) When I was still in the EFG's lair, they got a transition-
Mandy: Do you mean transmission?
Yusuke: Whatever!!! Anyway, they got one of those from the Hiei EFGs. They're sending their B.R.A.T. after you guys to get Hiei back.
Hurri: Meh. We'll take them!
Yusuke: O.o if you say so, but they've got guns and bombs and tanks and stuff like that.
Others: O.O
Yusuke: (shrugs) Ow! (grabs back of neck) Darn shock. I guess they want me back now. See ya guys later! (walks out)
Shina: Well this isn't good.
Hiei: No! I will not go back! (curls up in fetal position) I won't I won't I won't.
Mandy: Don't worry Hiei-sama, we won't-
BOOM!!!
Ruiki: What was that?
BOOM!!!
Hurri: (looks out window) Uh oh...
BOOM!!!
Jhem: What is it Hurri!?!?
BOOM!!!
Hurri: It's... them...
BOOM!!!
Voice through megaphone: Come out! We have the house surrounded! Surrender Hiei now!
Yusuke/Jin team
Kumori: Got any fives?
Kaze: Go fish.
Kikyo: What are you two doing?!?
Kaze: Playing Go fish! Got any eights?
Kumori: Here ya go.
Kikyo: -.-# We have more pressing matters to attend to!
Kumori: Unless you've come up with a plan, then we're still stuck!
Kikyo: We'll- (poof!) What's this... (opens box) Look! Fangirl Grenades, smokebombs, and rope! {thanks Who!}
Kaze: What are we going to do with that stuff?
Kikyo: Hm... I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can come up with something!
All: (whispering)
Kikyo: (still whispering) Okay, that sounds good!
Kumori: (also whispering) I agree, but I just have one question.
Kikyo: (got it yet?) What is it?
Kumori: (duh!) Why are we whispering?
Kikyo: o.ou Uh...
Kaze: Can we just get this show on the rode already? I need new pants...
Kikyo: Okay, let's go!
At Yusuke/Jin EFG Headquarters
EFG 3: Oh Jin, you're hair is so cute!!!
EFG 5: And that horn is adorable!!!
Kaze: Gag... stupid fangirls...
Kikyo: Ready?
Kaze & Kumori: Ready!
Kikyo: Then let's do it!
Kaze: Hey you fan girls!!!
Fangirls: Not you again!
Kikyo: Yes us! And we have a proposition for you!
EFG 89: Eeeeeeeeeeew, we don't want to marry you!
Kikyo: Not that kind of proposition baka!
Kumori: In this box we have actual sweat and dirt from the Dark Tournament!
EFGs: Give it, give it!
Kaze: You can have it, if we can have one last word with Jin and Yusuke!
EFG 35: Fine! Just give us the box!
Kikyo: (gives box, then they run over to Jin)
Kaze: Hi Jin! We're here to rescue you!
Jin: Thank ya fo that! I was beginin ta get worried ya wouldn't make it!
Kumori: Wow... it's really Jin.
Kikyo: Now don't go all fan girlie on us, man!
Kumori: (snaps out of it) No, of course not!
EFG 24: Hey... this isn't sweat and dirt... it's rope... you've tricked us! Get them!
Kikyo: Ah ah ah, not so fast! (throws smoke bombs)
EFGs: Cough cough... where'd they go?
Kumori: Eeeeee-ya!!! (throws grenades)
EFGs: (throwns in pile)
Kaze: Now to tie 'em up! (ties up fan girls) Haha! We won!
Kumori: (unties Jin) Okay, now where's Yusuke?
Jin: Uh, well... the thing 'bout that is... he's not exactly 'ere... per say...
Kikyo: Then where is he?
Jin: ... I don't know...
Others: (anime drop)
Once again, thank you all that gave me ideas! Until next time!