Kurama/Touya Team
Sakura: So what's the plan?
Kim: Rescue Kurama, duh!
Sakura: -.-u and how do you plan to do that?
Kim: How should I know?
Others: (anime drop)
FV: Why don't we wait until the EFGs fall asleep, and then go get him?
Sakura: Hmm... that sounds good... but lengthy...
Angel: (evil grin) Why wait when we could make them take a nap now?
Kuwabara: Huh?
Angel: -.- sigh... (holds up bomb like thing) I say we put them to sleep with this!
Sakura: Sleeping Gas Bomb... thing?
Angel: (rolls eyes) No, I we're gonna hit all of them in the head with it.
Kuwabara: O.O really?
Angel: No!! Gods, you people are dim.
Kim: No, I'm Kim.
Others: O.o
Sakura: -.- sigh... just throw the bomb...
Angel: Ay Ay capin! (throws bomb)
EFG 3: Suddenly, I'm very... sleepy...
EFG 8: Me too... night-night... (all EFGs fall asleep)
Sakura: Score!
FV: Nice work Angel.
Angel: . Thank you.
FV: There's Kurama and Touya!
Kurama/Touya: (sleeping)
Angel: Oops... guess the sleeping gas knocked him out too...
Kim: Wakey, Wakey. (Shaking Kurama and Touya)
Kurama: Five more minutes... snore...
Touya: I don't wanna go to school... the kids are mean... snore
All: -.-u
Angel: Let's just untie him and get out of here. (untie Kurama)
Kuwabara: (unties Touya and moves him)
FV: (tries to lift Kurama) He's... stuck...
Kim: Maybe if that fangirl would let go of him, he'd come up easier...
Others: O.o (look... A fangirl is clinging to Kurama around the chair he was tied in, effectively keeping him there)
Sakura: (trying to pry her off) Darn, girl's got grip!
Angel: (evil smile) I say we just cut her arms off.
Sakura: O.O Uh... that's one idea... any others?
FV: Hmm... look, someone is giving away free Kurama plushies!!
EFG: Where?!? (dives away)
Sakura: That works...
Angel: Hey Kuwabara! Make yourself useful, and carry Kurama and Touya!
Kuwabara: Hey, who made you boss? (carries them anyway)
Kim: Let's go!
Hiei Team
Hiei: (hiding in closet)
Shina: Hiei, quit bein a baby and come out of there!
Hiei: No! (slams door)
Others: O.o sigh...
Hurri: (looks out window) Tanks, bazookas, grenades, fighter jets...
Ruiki: Please tell me you're naming those for fun...
Hurri: I could, but then I'd be lying.
Ruiki: Sigh...
Mandy: Don't worry, Hiei-sama! We won't let them get you!
Shina: Maybe we can wait them out... how determined can they be?
2 months later
Shina: Okay, so they can be very determined...
Jhem: Don't those girls need to eat?
Hurri: Apparently not...
Ruiki: No, they eat... they get Chinese food delivered...
Jhem: Look, I'm sick of waiting... and even if we get rid of these girls, there's going to be more to take their place! This is completely and utterly hopeless...
Shina: Well that was unplifting...
Mandy: I think... the only way to stop the cycle, is to get them obsessed with something else...
Others: ...
Mandy: (blushing) I'm sorry, that's a dumb idea...
Ruiki: Are you kidding?!? That's a great idea!!
Mandy: O.O Really?
Shina: Yeah! But what can we get them to obsess over?
Hurri: Hmm... popsicles?
Jhem: Baka...
Ruiki: What we need is another Bishouen...
All: (Thinking)
Hurri: Too bad we don't have a matter materializer that could just create another hottie...
Shina: THAT'S IT!!!
Others: (blown over)
Jhem: You wanna say that a little louder? I think some people in China didn't hear you...
Shina: o.ou Sorry...
Ruiki: What were you shouting about anyway?
Shina: Well, I found this thing the other day... (holds up a small cube with a button on it)
Hurri: Ooooooooo, shiny!
Mandy: What is it?
Shina: A Matter Materializer!
Jhem: Eh?
Shina: With this we can create another hottie! .
Hurri: Cool!
Ruiki: Well, push it!
Shina: Alright! (pushes button) (hot guy appears)
H.G.: (sexy smile) Hello all.
Girls: (drool) Hi...
Jhem: (raises eyebrows) Hmm...
Hiei: Hrmph... I don't think he's the fangirls will leave me for him.
Ruiki: Are you kidding? He's perfect!
Hurri: I almost hate to have to give him to those fangirls... (more drool)
H.G: (sexier smile)
Jhem: Snap out of it would you!?! Just send him out there!!!!
Shina: Sigh... alright, but it does seem such a waste... (pushes H.G. out door)
EFG 5: Hey, who's that? Is it Hiei???
EFG 2: No, it's somebody else... feh...
EFG 3: It may not be Hiei... but BOY is he HOT!!!!
H.G.: Hi ladies!
EFGs: (DROOL!!!)
EFG 64: Forget Hiei!!! This guy is much better!!!! (All EFGs grab H.G. and run off with him)
Hurri: Success!!!
Hiei: Whew...
Shina: Oh, was poor Hiei scared?
Hiei: (death glare) I was NOT scared!!!
Mandy: It's okay Hiei-sama.
Ruiki: I think... we won...
Yusuke/Jin Team
Kikyo: Darn it! Now we have to find Yusuke!! Darn it all!!!
Kaze: Well aren't we cranky...
Jin: Ya really need to calm down, lassie. We'll get 'im back!
Kumori: If only we had a clue...
Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jin: O.o Well... that's a clue if I've ever 'eard one... (all run off toward maniacal laughter)
Ultimate EFG Boss: HAHAHAHA!!!! You actually thought you could defeat me????
Kaze: Um... yes?
U.B. (ultimate boss): Well, you were wrong!!!!
Kikyo: It's not over yet!
Kumori: You're going down!!!
U.B.: I don't think so! Take a look at this!! (snaps fingers... the floor opens up, and a chain starts raising up... YUSUKE!!!)
Yusuke: (tied up in chains and gagged, hanging from the ceiling)
Jin: O', there ya are!
Yusuke: (glare... is shocked) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrph!
U.B.: No glaring!!!
Kumori: Well... this isn't good...
U.B.: If you attack, I shall shock him to death!!!
Kaze: Nope, definitely not good... (crash thru wall)
Hurri: Hi you guys! Want some help?
Hiei: Hn.
Jin: 'ello there Hiei, girls!
Ruiki: Hey Jin!
Shina: Who's the crazy girl on the thrown?
Kaze: Oh, that's the Ultimate EFG Boss...
Jhem: Oh joy... (another crash)
Kuwabara: The great Kazuma Kuwabara has come to the rescue!!!
Sakura: Sigh... is that a good thing, or bad?
Angel: Definitely bad.
Kim: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya!!!!
FV: Speaking of bad...
Touya: Mandy! Are you okay?
Mandy: Touya! Yes, I'm fine, and we rescued Hiei-sama!
Kurama: So I see... hello Hiei.
Hiei: Hn.
Sakura: Hey, it's like a reunion!
U.B.: Ahem! Forget about something? (shocks Yusuke)
Yusuke: Eeeeeeeern!!!
Shina: Eheheh... actually, we did...
Yusuke: Grr...
U.B.: Prepare to die!!!
(all get in fighting postion)
So, we're all back together again... but can we defeat the ULTIMATE BOSS??? (thunder and lightning) Mwahahaha!!!! Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel! (I've always wanted to say that! )
Sakura: So what's the plan?
Kim: Rescue Kurama, duh!
Sakura: -.-u and how do you plan to do that?
Kim: How should I know?
Others: (anime drop)
FV: Why don't we wait until the EFGs fall asleep, and then go get him?
Sakura: Hmm... that sounds good... but lengthy...
Angel: (evil grin) Why wait when we could make them take a nap now?
Kuwabara: Huh?
Angel: -.- sigh... (holds up bomb like thing) I say we put them to sleep with this!
Sakura: Sleeping Gas Bomb... thing?
Angel: (rolls eyes) No, I we're gonna hit all of them in the head with it.
Kuwabara: O.O really?
Angel: No!! Gods, you people are dim.
Kim: No, I'm Kim.
Others: O.o
Sakura: -.- sigh... just throw the bomb...
Angel: Ay Ay capin! (throws bomb)
EFG 3: Suddenly, I'm very... sleepy...
EFG 8: Me too... night-night... (all EFGs fall asleep)
Sakura: Score!
FV: Nice work Angel.
Angel: . Thank you.
FV: There's Kurama and Touya!
Kurama/Touya: (sleeping)
Angel: Oops... guess the sleeping gas knocked him out too...
Kim: Wakey, Wakey. (Shaking Kurama and Touya)
Kurama: Five more minutes... snore...
Touya: I don't wanna go to school... the kids are mean... snore
All: -.-u
Angel: Let's just untie him and get out of here. (untie Kurama)
Kuwabara: (unties Touya and moves him)
FV: (tries to lift Kurama) He's... stuck...
Kim: Maybe if that fangirl would let go of him, he'd come up easier...
Others: O.o (look... A fangirl is clinging to Kurama around the chair he was tied in, effectively keeping him there)
Sakura: (trying to pry her off) Darn, girl's got grip!
Angel: (evil smile) I say we just cut her arms off.
Sakura: O.O Uh... that's one idea... any others?
FV: Hmm... look, someone is giving away free Kurama plushies!!
EFG: Where?!? (dives away)
Sakura: That works...
Angel: Hey Kuwabara! Make yourself useful, and carry Kurama and Touya!
Kuwabara: Hey, who made you boss? (carries them anyway)
Kim: Let's go!
Hiei Team
Hiei: (hiding in closet)
Shina: Hiei, quit bein a baby and come out of there!
Hiei: No! (slams door)
Others: O.o sigh...
Hurri: (looks out window) Tanks, bazookas, grenades, fighter jets...
Ruiki: Please tell me you're naming those for fun...
Hurri: I could, but then I'd be lying.
Ruiki: Sigh...
Mandy: Don't worry, Hiei-sama! We won't let them get you!
Shina: Maybe we can wait them out... how determined can they be?
2 months later
Shina: Okay, so they can be very determined...
Jhem: Don't those girls need to eat?
Hurri: Apparently not...
Ruiki: No, they eat... they get Chinese food delivered...
Jhem: Look, I'm sick of waiting... and even if we get rid of these girls, there's going to be more to take their place! This is completely and utterly hopeless...
Shina: Well that was unplifting...
Mandy: I think... the only way to stop the cycle, is to get them obsessed with something else...
Others: ...
Mandy: (blushing) I'm sorry, that's a dumb idea...
Ruiki: Are you kidding?!? That's a great idea!!
Mandy: O.O Really?
Shina: Yeah! But what can we get them to obsess over?
Hurri: Hmm... popsicles?
Jhem: Baka...
Ruiki: What we need is another Bishouen...
All: (Thinking)
Hurri: Too bad we don't have a matter materializer that could just create another hottie...
Shina: THAT'S IT!!!
Others: (blown over)
Jhem: You wanna say that a little louder? I think some people in China didn't hear you...
Shina: o.ou Sorry...
Ruiki: What were you shouting about anyway?
Shina: Well, I found this thing the other day... (holds up a small cube with a button on it)
Hurri: Ooooooooo, shiny!
Mandy: What is it?
Shina: A Matter Materializer!
Jhem: Eh?
Shina: With this we can create another hottie! .
Hurri: Cool!
Ruiki: Well, push it!
Shina: Alright! (pushes button) (hot guy appears)
H.G.: (sexy smile) Hello all.
Girls: (drool) Hi...
Jhem: (raises eyebrows) Hmm...
Hiei: Hrmph... I don't think he's the fangirls will leave me for him.
Ruiki: Are you kidding? He's perfect!
Hurri: I almost hate to have to give him to those fangirls... (more drool)
H.G: (sexier smile)
Jhem: Snap out of it would you!?! Just send him out there!!!!
Shina: Sigh... alright, but it does seem such a waste... (pushes H.G. out door)
EFG 5: Hey, who's that? Is it Hiei???
EFG 2: No, it's somebody else... feh...
EFG 3: It may not be Hiei... but BOY is he HOT!!!!
H.G.: Hi ladies!
EFGs: (DROOL!!!)
EFG 64: Forget Hiei!!! This guy is much better!!!! (All EFGs grab H.G. and run off with him)
Hurri: Success!!!
Hiei: Whew...
Shina: Oh, was poor Hiei scared?
Hiei: (death glare) I was NOT scared!!!
Mandy: It's okay Hiei-sama.
Ruiki: I think... we won...
Yusuke/Jin Team
Kikyo: Darn it! Now we have to find Yusuke!! Darn it all!!!
Kaze: Well aren't we cranky...
Jin: Ya really need to calm down, lassie. We'll get 'im back!
Kumori: If only we had a clue...
Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jin: O.o Well... that's a clue if I've ever 'eard one... (all run off toward maniacal laughter)
Ultimate EFG Boss: HAHAHAHA!!!! You actually thought you could defeat me????
Kaze: Um... yes?
U.B. (ultimate boss): Well, you were wrong!!!!
Kikyo: It's not over yet!
Kumori: You're going down!!!
U.B.: I don't think so! Take a look at this!! (snaps fingers... the floor opens up, and a chain starts raising up... YUSUKE!!!)
Yusuke: (tied up in chains and gagged, hanging from the ceiling)
Jin: O', there ya are!
Yusuke: (glare... is shocked) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrph!
U.B.: No glaring!!!
Kumori: Well... this isn't good...
U.B.: If you attack, I shall shock him to death!!!
Kaze: Nope, definitely not good... (crash thru wall)
Hurri: Hi you guys! Want some help?
Hiei: Hn.
Jin: 'ello there Hiei, girls!
Ruiki: Hey Jin!
Shina: Who's the crazy girl on the thrown?
Kaze: Oh, that's the Ultimate EFG Boss...
Jhem: Oh joy... (another crash)
Kuwabara: The great Kazuma Kuwabara has come to the rescue!!!
Sakura: Sigh... is that a good thing, or bad?
Angel: Definitely bad.
Kim: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya!!!!
FV: Speaking of bad...
Touya: Mandy! Are you okay?
Mandy: Touya! Yes, I'm fine, and we rescued Hiei-sama!
Kurama: So I see... hello Hiei.
Hiei: Hn.
Sakura: Hey, it's like a reunion!
U.B.: Ahem! Forget about something? (shocks Yusuke)
Yusuke: Eeeeeeeern!!!
Shina: Eheheh... actually, we did...
Yusuke: Grr...
U.B.: Prepare to die!!!
(all get in fighting postion)
So, we're all back together again... but can we defeat the ULTIMATE BOSS??? (thunder and lightning) Mwahahaha!!!! Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel! (I've always wanted to say that! )