Okay so I wrote a little quicker than I expected. Sorry to any of those who didn't get to read the first chapter and I already wrote a second (whoopses on my part). Anyway I decided to put Flash next because I liked the idea of saving the couples for last, and I wrote Flash a little differently this time.
Chapter 2
The Hyperactive, Talkative Sack of Crap
"Clark, why would you bring us all here? This show's only effect on us will be embarrassment. I would've never agreed to come if I had knowledge of this show prior to our appearance on it," the Martian explained slowly eating an Oreo.
"Look J'onn, I'm sorry okay, but we needed to get some things out in the open, and taken care of," the man of steel replied.
"Hello and welcome back to the Jerry Springer show. Today has been dedicated to hearing our super seven super human's problems. That's right the one and only Justice League are here with us today, for a one time special appearance. We're learning what goes up in space after hours," Jerry Springer refreshed the viewers' minds. Once again the audience went crazy.
"Now before the break we were chatting with J'onn."
"I LOVE YOU J'ONN!" A girl from the audience screamed.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T! HE IS MINE!" another screamed back.
"Ladies, ladies," Springer said calmly, "You know very well the audience fighting segment is at the end of the show." Springer turned his attention back to the alien, "Now J'onn I understand you're not originally from Earth."
"That is true Mr. Springer," J'onn hung his head as he replied.
"BOO!" several audience members screamed.
"SHUT UP!" J'onn screamed, "YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN I'VE SEEN!" "So where are you originally from?"
"I was from Mars, where I lived with my wife and children until a brutal race of aliens came and enslaved and slaughtered my race and planet, I was on a rebellion team which defeated them..."
"So you were in a gang?" Springer interrupted.
"A gang? No we stopped the parasitic aliens from taking over my planet."
"But you were the only one to survive, doesn't that spark you interest as convenient, that you lead the troops and were the only one to remain alive."
"No, I consider myself lucky, and at other times critically unlucky for I have lost all I've ever cared about."
"Yes you have a question?" Springer handed over his microphone to a girl in her mid-twenties in the audience, she looked disgusted.
"How could you leave your woman and kids to be iced, while you were out with your gang?"
J'onn sighed and placed his head in his hands aggravated, "You misunderstand, I was the one who stopped the aliens from being victorious."
"Oh, so you a hero?" She asked.
"Not really a hero..."
"Yeah, just like Benedict Arnold," With that the audience cheered and she sat down.
"Alright J'onn let's talk about your mental problems," Springer suggested.
"I have no problems of that sort..."
"Yeah just like you had no addiction problem!" some one screamed.
"Denials not just a river in Egypt!" another screamed.
"Clark told me that you went crazy and AWOL on a mission once is that correct?"
"Absolutely not, I've never abandoned my duty," J'onn was outraged.
"What about when we fought AMAZO?" Clark asked.
"That was different I abused my telepathic power and needed time to recover. Besides didn't I save you all in the end?"
Springer was beside another audience member who had a question, "Yeah, I just wanted to know why you're always the hero?" The audience cheered in response.
"And what about the time with Morgaine?" Clark asked again.
"You promised never to bring that up again," J'onn said in a low growl.
"Alright so J'onn, what about the other members of the League, who do you, have a problem with?"
"I have a problem with no one. We are a family, and yes we may be a little out of the ordinary, but that doesn't mean we don't love each other."
"So you love multiple people from different species?" Springer asked.
"What is it with these people?!" J'onn asked Clark.
"Well how about you explain everyone as you see them, with pros and cons?" Springer asked planning to trap J'onn.
"Clark is the leader and he is very strong, but he is a little too much of a workaholic. I've seen him go home to his family once the entire five years I've know him. Sorry Clark," J'onn apologized.
"No, no it's okay..." Clark said hiding his tears.
"John is too stubborn, Diana is too stuck up, Shayera has an anger management problem, Bruce is dark, depressed, and threatening, and Wally is childish, a pig, lazy..."
"Well here he is!" Jerry said pointing to the big screen TV behind the two Leaguers.
"Yeah my name's Wally," he was standing in an ally against a brick wall, "I have a few beefs with the other members of the Justice League, but we'll handle it properly on the Jerry Springer show."
"And here comes Wally."
The camera's focused in on the door but only saw a blur of red as Flash made his way to the his seat next to J'onn.
"Hiya J'onn, can I have a cookie?" Wally asked bringing his hand close to the Oreo bag. J'onn hissed and Wally backed off.
"Hello Wally," but 'Flash' paid no attention.
"Hello ladies, yes I'm single sexy and I have my own flash mobile."
The audience was quiet save two girls.
"I LOVE YOU J'ONN!"
"I TOLD YOU BIOTCH HE'S MINE!"
With that said flash returned to his seat and finally acknowledged the patient talk show host.
"Hello Wally," he repeated again.
"Hello Jerry," Wally said happily and threw a wave his way.
"So you're here to confront the rest of the League on some of their attitude and personal problems."
"That's right Jerry I..."
"And we'll be back right after this. With a little more from Flash and our next guest," Jerry told and them someone ran up and whispered something in his ear, "Oh and I'm told the first of the couples will be brought out." The Audience went wild.
"Hey what about me?" the scarlet speedster whined.
"Oh who care's about you, you hyperactive, talkative sack of crap. We wanna see the couples!" someone yelled back.
"Oh and Wally's also a spotlight hog," J'onn added.
So there you have it, no one wants to here from Flash, and J'onn's in a gang. The next people to come out are Diana and Bruce, that chapter is going to rock with many suggestive comments from the guys in the audience. I might start to work on it tonight, so check for it in a day...
Chapter 2
The Hyperactive, Talkative Sack of Crap
"Clark, why would you bring us all here? This show's only effect on us will be embarrassment. I would've never agreed to come if I had knowledge of this show prior to our appearance on it," the Martian explained slowly eating an Oreo.
"Look J'onn, I'm sorry okay, but we needed to get some things out in the open, and taken care of," the man of steel replied.
"Hello and welcome back to the Jerry Springer show. Today has been dedicated to hearing our super seven super human's problems. That's right the one and only Justice League are here with us today, for a one time special appearance. We're learning what goes up in space after hours," Jerry Springer refreshed the viewers' minds. Once again the audience went crazy.
"Now before the break we were chatting with J'onn."
"I LOVE YOU J'ONN!" A girl from the audience screamed.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T! HE IS MINE!" another screamed back.
"Ladies, ladies," Springer said calmly, "You know very well the audience fighting segment is at the end of the show." Springer turned his attention back to the alien, "Now J'onn I understand you're not originally from Earth."
"That is true Mr. Springer," J'onn hung his head as he replied.
"BOO!" several audience members screamed.
"SHUT UP!" J'onn screamed, "YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN I'VE SEEN!" "So where are you originally from?"
"I was from Mars, where I lived with my wife and children until a brutal race of aliens came and enslaved and slaughtered my race and planet, I was on a rebellion team which defeated them..."
"So you were in a gang?" Springer interrupted.
"A gang? No we stopped the parasitic aliens from taking over my planet."
"But you were the only one to survive, doesn't that spark you interest as convenient, that you lead the troops and were the only one to remain alive."
"No, I consider myself lucky, and at other times critically unlucky for I have lost all I've ever cared about."
"Yes you have a question?" Springer handed over his microphone to a girl in her mid-twenties in the audience, she looked disgusted.
"How could you leave your woman and kids to be iced, while you were out with your gang?"
J'onn sighed and placed his head in his hands aggravated, "You misunderstand, I was the one who stopped the aliens from being victorious."
"Oh, so you a hero?" She asked.
"Not really a hero..."
"Yeah, just like Benedict Arnold," With that the audience cheered and she sat down.
"Alright J'onn let's talk about your mental problems," Springer suggested.
"I have no problems of that sort..."
"Yeah just like you had no addiction problem!" some one screamed.
"Denials not just a river in Egypt!" another screamed.
"Clark told me that you went crazy and AWOL on a mission once is that correct?"
"Absolutely not, I've never abandoned my duty," J'onn was outraged.
"What about when we fought AMAZO?" Clark asked.
"That was different I abused my telepathic power and needed time to recover. Besides didn't I save you all in the end?"
Springer was beside another audience member who had a question, "Yeah, I just wanted to know why you're always the hero?" The audience cheered in response.
"And what about the time with Morgaine?" Clark asked again.
"You promised never to bring that up again," J'onn said in a low growl.
"Alright so J'onn, what about the other members of the League, who do you, have a problem with?"
"I have a problem with no one. We are a family, and yes we may be a little out of the ordinary, but that doesn't mean we don't love each other."
"So you love multiple people from different species?" Springer asked.
"What is it with these people?!" J'onn asked Clark.
"Well how about you explain everyone as you see them, with pros and cons?" Springer asked planning to trap J'onn.
"Clark is the leader and he is very strong, but he is a little too much of a workaholic. I've seen him go home to his family once the entire five years I've know him. Sorry Clark," J'onn apologized.
"No, no it's okay..." Clark said hiding his tears.
"John is too stubborn, Diana is too stuck up, Shayera has an anger management problem, Bruce is dark, depressed, and threatening, and Wally is childish, a pig, lazy..."
"Well here he is!" Jerry said pointing to the big screen TV behind the two Leaguers.
"Yeah my name's Wally," he was standing in an ally against a brick wall, "I have a few beefs with the other members of the Justice League, but we'll handle it properly on the Jerry Springer show."
"And here comes Wally."
The camera's focused in on the door but only saw a blur of red as Flash made his way to the his seat next to J'onn.
"Hiya J'onn, can I have a cookie?" Wally asked bringing his hand close to the Oreo bag. J'onn hissed and Wally backed off.
"Hello Wally," but 'Flash' paid no attention.
"Hello ladies, yes I'm single sexy and I have my own flash mobile."
The audience was quiet save two girls.
"I LOVE YOU J'ONN!"
"I TOLD YOU BIOTCH HE'S MINE!"
With that said flash returned to his seat and finally acknowledged the patient talk show host.
"Hello Wally," he repeated again.
"Hello Jerry," Wally said happily and threw a wave his way.
"So you're here to confront the rest of the League on some of their attitude and personal problems."
"That's right Jerry I..."
"And we'll be back right after this. With a little more from Flash and our next guest," Jerry told and them someone ran up and whispered something in his ear, "Oh and I'm told the first of the couples will be brought out." The Audience went wild.
"Hey what about me?" the scarlet speedster whined.
"Oh who care's about you, you hyperactive, talkative sack of crap. We wanna see the couples!" someone yelled back.
"Oh and Wally's also a spotlight hog," J'onn added.
So there you have it, no one wants to here from Flash, and J'onn's in a gang. The next people to come out are Diana and Bruce, that chapter is going to rock with many suggestive comments from the guys in the audience. I might start to work on it tonight, so check for it in a day...