Disclamer: I own nothing! Except the song "When I think of Harry Potter"
which isn't even mentioned in this fic!
This chapter is dedicated to Chloe. Girl, your fic rocks!
Hermione bolted up in her bed. She had been having the best dream, which involved Harry, the school broom closet, and a lot of snogging! She recalled her dream with delight and then remebered the worst part. "It's just a dream," she told herself. But the vision of those deep red eyes would not leave her mind. She drifted into a shallow sleep!
Then next morning Hermione pulled Ginny into the side hall. She explained her dilema to her friend and hoped she would understand.
"YOU WHAT?" Ginny shrieked through a fit of laughter."The brillant Hermione Granger is going to sink so low as to try to steal someone's boyfriend away from them. Hermione, as a friend, I would like to say 'I'm proud of you Girl!' This is great. OK, let's get started. First we will try the " If you break his heart I'll break your face approch" and if that doesn't work, then we will move on to phase two."
"T he what?" replied Hermione, starting to worry that mabey she shouldn't have asked Ginny.
" It's easy! All you have to do is go up to Cho when she's alone and say 'If you break his heart, I'll break your face."
" I CAN'T DO THAT!"
" Yes you can, and you will if you really love him!"
" But Ginny..."
" No buts. Now lets practice."
" Fine. Cho, if you break...er...his heart, I'll break your...er...face!"
" Hermione, work with me. Your warning her. Be aggressive. Let's try again!
" Hey Cho," Hermione yelled as she waled up to her in the bathroom, "If you break his heart, I'll break your face!"
" What? What do you mean?" asked Cho, truely confused.
Hermione and Ginny had practice that line so much, but they had not gone over what Hermione would do if Cho didn't understand. They had both assumed that Cho would run away crying, and you know they old say that "when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
" Um...you heard me. If you break his heart, I'll break your face. I..er...am talking about Harry. I...er...well...I just..um...don't want..you know...you...I mean him...to be...like..well...hurt...and...all!" wimpered Hermione, clearly not prepared for this situation.
" Oh, well that's nice of you to look out for your friend. I'll be really nice and take good care of him. I promise. Your like his sister, you know, always watching out for him, and I think it's really sweet," said Cho in her honey-sweet voice.
" Yup, just like his sister," replied Hermione. "Dammit," she thought, " Now she thinks I'm freakin Miss America. Ginny's tough girl attitude didn't work"
" Well see you later, Hermione."
" Bye Cho, oh, and don't mention this to Harry. He might get all...er....worked up if he thinks I am tryin to stick up for him, you know."
"Course, bye."
" Bye."
This chapter is dedicated to Chloe. Girl, your fic rocks!
Hermione bolted up in her bed. She had been having the best dream, which involved Harry, the school broom closet, and a lot of snogging! She recalled her dream with delight and then remebered the worst part. "It's just a dream," she told herself. But the vision of those deep red eyes would not leave her mind. She drifted into a shallow sleep!
Then next morning Hermione pulled Ginny into the side hall. She explained her dilema to her friend and hoped she would understand.
"YOU WHAT?" Ginny shrieked through a fit of laughter."The brillant Hermione Granger is going to sink so low as to try to steal someone's boyfriend away from them. Hermione, as a friend, I would like to say 'I'm proud of you Girl!' This is great. OK, let's get started. First we will try the " If you break his heart I'll break your face approch" and if that doesn't work, then we will move on to phase two."
"T he what?" replied Hermione, starting to worry that mabey she shouldn't have asked Ginny.
" It's easy! All you have to do is go up to Cho when she's alone and say 'If you break his heart, I'll break your face."
" I CAN'T DO THAT!"
" Yes you can, and you will if you really love him!"
" But Ginny..."
" No buts. Now lets practice."
" Fine. Cho, if you break...er...his heart, I'll break your...er...face!"
" Hermione, work with me. Your warning her. Be aggressive. Let's try again!
" Hey Cho," Hermione yelled as she waled up to her in the bathroom, "If you break his heart, I'll break your face!"
" What? What do you mean?" asked Cho, truely confused.
Hermione and Ginny had practice that line so much, but they had not gone over what Hermione would do if Cho didn't understand. They had both assumed that Cho would run away crying, and you know they old say that "when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
" Um...you heard me. If you break his heart, I'll break your face. I..er...am talking about Harry. I...er...well...I just..um...don't want..you know...you...I mean him...to be...like..well...hurt...and...all!" wimpered Hermione, clearly not prepared for this situation.
" Oh, well that's nice of you to look out for your friend. I'll be really nice and take good care of him. I promise. Your like his sister, you know, always watching out for him, and I think it's really sweet," said Cho in her honey-sweet voice.
" Yup, just like his sister," replied Hermione. "Dammit," she thought, " Now she thinks I'm freakin Miss America. Ginny's tough girl attitude didn't work"
" Well see you later, Hermione."
" Bye Cho, oh, and don't mention this to Harry. He might get all...er....worked up if he thinks I am tryin to stick up for him, you know."
"Course, bye."
" Bye."