A/N: Naturally we don't own!
CG: Feel poetry like so..... Barbossa gets to rhyme like a Doctor Seuss book.
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"Awe, Capin'. Give us break," complained the first mate. "We've been diggin' all day!"
Barbossa looked into the hole where half of his men were digging to find some unknown treasure. He took a looooooong swig of rum and said, "Don't worry, men. It's all the timing. Why do I feel like I should start rhyming?"
The second mate rolled his eyes behind the captain's back. They all knew there was no treasure, but what could they do? Barbossa had complete control, even if he was a drunken, rhyming maniac.
"Hey look!" Barbossa shouted, pointing to the west. "It's Captain Jack Sparrow. This rum is destroying my bone marrow."
The Black Pearl, I mean, Orange Diamond, appeared on the horizon, swerving left and right.
(Meanwhile on the ship)
"I see Barbossa, that bas-"
"Fish." Elizabeth cut Jack off. She lurched forward as the ship swerved to the right.
Will walked by looking rather green and mumbling, "Shouldna let Anna Maria drive the ship."
"Ye-ah! Right. What could I do William?" Jack asked with false concern.
(But back with the captain.)
"Haha. There ship turns left and right. Let's flee before it 'comes night!" Barbossa grabbed and bagful of supposed silver and ran off.
(On whatever Barbossa's ship is called.)
Barbossa stuffed five more silver coins in his mouth. "This is good, I bet you didn't know that. Oops! That's another line in a whole other format."**
The second mate picked up a silver coin and bit it. Half of the coin broke off and melted in his mouth. "Chocolate!"
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**I bet you didn't know that= line from another story on FictionPress.
Gonna leave ya hanging for a few more months.
CG: Feel poetry like so..... Barbossa gets to rhyme like a Doctor Seuss book.
*=*=*=*=*=**=*=*=*=*
"Awe, Capin'. Give us break," complained the first mate. "We've been diggin' all day!"
Barbossa looked into the hole where half of his men were digging to find some unknown treasure. He took a looooooong swig of rum and said, "Don't worry, men. It's all the timing. Why do I feel like I should start rhyming?"
The second mate rolled his eyes behind the captain's back. They all knew there was no treasure, but what could they do? Barbossa had complete control, even if he was a drunken, rhyming maniac.
"Hey look!" Barbossa shouted, pointing to the west. "It's Captain Jack Sparrow. This rum is destroying my bone marrow."
The Black Pearl, I mean, Orange Diamond, appeared on the horizon, swerving left and right.
(Meanwhile on the ship)
"I see Barbossa, that bas-"
"Fish." Elizabeth cut Jack off. She lurched forward as the ship swerved to the right.
Will walked by looking rather green and mumbling, "Shouldna let Anna Maria drive the ship."
"Ye-ah! Right. What could I do William?" Jack asked with false concern.
(But back with the captain.)
"Haha. There ship turns left and right. Let's flee before it 'comes night!" Barbossa grabbed and bagful of supposed silver and ran off.
(On whatever Barbossa's ship is called.)
Barbossa stuffed five more silver coins in his mouth. "This is good, I bet you didn't know that. Oops! That's another line in a whole other format."**
The second mate picked up a silver coin and bit it. Half of the coin broke off and melted in his mouth. "Chocolate!"
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**I bet you didn't know that= line from another story on FictionPress.
Gonna leave ya hanging for a few more months.