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"Man overboard!" Will shouted, causing Elizabeth and Jack to run up to the deck.
Anna-Maria hiccupped and said, "There was never a man onboard, William." She turned the wheel, veering the ship sharply to the left.
The underwater man jumped up and waved his hands frantically, while mouthing something unknown.
Jack scratched his head, muttering, "Uh, huh," or, "I see."
"YES!" he yelled, thrusting his hands together and nearly giving everyone a heart attack." Well, you heard him, ladies and germs. Bootstrap Bill needs out help."
Mr. Cotton dived into the water, very (and unusually) majestically (as far as pirates go). He came up a few minutes later with Bootstrap Bill Tuner.
"Wait a minute!" Will said. "I thought my father was, well, dead."
Bootstrap laughed. "We're not dead. You had to get that Aztec coin somehow, right? Well, I removed it from its location to get it, right? And the curse was obviously not broken, RIGHT? We're quite fortunate for that."
"We're?" Elizabeth dared to ask.
"Ahhh!" Anna-Maria screamed. "Gollum remake!"
"We're not a Gollum, precious," said Bootstrap. He turned to Jack. "What a gangly crew! Still after Barbossa, eh?"
Jack nodded. "They're leverage," he whispered, winking and pointing to his crew.
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Went a little too far with Bootstrap. Just wanted to get the point that he was schizophrenic, like Gollum.
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"Man overboard!" Will shouted, causing Elizabeth and Jack to run up to the deck.
Anna-Maria hiccupped and said, "There was never a man onboard, William." She turned the wheel, veering the ship sharply to the left.
The underwater man jumped up and waved his hands frantically, while mouthing something unknown.
Jack scratched his head, muttering, "Uh, huh," or, "I see."
"YES!" he yelled, thrusting his hands together and nearly giving everyone a heart attack." Well, you heard him, ladies and germs. Bootstrap Bill needs out help."
Mr. Cotton dived into the water, very (and unusually) majestically (as far as pirates go). He came up a few minutes later with Bootstrap Bill Tuner.
"Wait a minute!" Will said. "I thought my father was, well, dead."
Bootstrap laughed. "We're not dead. You had to get that Aztec coin somehow, right? Well, I removed it from its location to get it, right? And the curse was obviously not broken, RIGHT? We're quite fortunate for that."
"We're?" Elizabeth dared to ask.
"Ahhh!" Anna-Maria screamed. "Gollum remake!"
"We're not a Gollum, precious," said Bootstrap. He turned to Jack. "What a gangly crew! Still after Barbossa, eh?"
Jack nodded. "They're leverage," he whispered, winking and pointing to his crew.
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Went a little too far with Bootstrap. Just wanted to get the point that he was schizophrenic, like Gollum.