DM and CG: cautiously enters Hello.

Reviewers: pummel

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Barbossa's pirates sat lazily in the sun. They hummed a merry tune while trying to ignore their captain.

"C'mon!" Barbossa urged. "We have to get the treasure!"

"Barbossa," one of the first mates said casually, "there is no treasure."

The captain shook his head. "Yes there is! Now get looking before I make you wear the corsets again."

Still the pirates didn't move. One even began to clean his eye!

"Why won't you work?" the pirate captain asked.

"Because..." one of the pirates began. The rest joined him in singing. "We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just sit around, and don't do anything! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you, we don't do anything!"

The pirate fever had claimed its next victims.

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DM and CG: runs away in wheel chairs