ATTENTION: I changed my pen name! It was LegolasEstelLover...but I didn't like that...It wasn't original enough...so now it is She-Elf Who Stole His Heart...I like this one much more!
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She-Elf: It's Mine! All Mine!...Mine, My own, My Precioussss!
Big Brother: Uh She-Elf, you're freaking me out...an you are freaking out the readers. So why don't you tell them who really own this...
She-Elf: FUN SUCKER!!! Ok Ok I own nothing but the twins, Legolas, and Estel...everything else belongs to JRR Tolkien...
Big Brother: Since she obviously won't tell you then I will...She owns nothing.
She-Elf: gives pissed off and confused Legolas look
Big Brother: not even Legolas, the twins, and Estel...It all belongs to JRR Tolkien and his family...
She-Elf: You suck runs off crying
The company was immediately over whelmed by the sweet-sour smell of the new pipe weed. The fumes were somewhat pleasant but seemed to choke the people inhaling.
"This is smell somewhat foul," said Legolas leaping up and then running over to the nearest tree to climb it.
"Aye, it is most odd," said Aragorn following Legolas.
"I don't see the problem with it," said Elrohir taking another puff of the mysterious new weed.
After a while the seven smoking their pipes began to feel the effects.
"And then the Gaffer says, 'move yer big hide out of the garden carrot monkey!'" said Sam who was clearly high.
"And then what did you do?" asked Gandalf trying to remember if he was wearing underwear today.
"Then, my wizard friend, I took the squirrel droppings and stuffed them in the tea kettle!" said Sam. The whole company burst out in high pitch giggling.
"Say Elrohir, I didn't know you had a twin!" said Elladan clearly confused.
"I do have a twin 'Dan! It's you...but the real question is when Frodo grew a tail?!" said Elrohir.
Merry and Pippin, who had been unusually quiet, jumped up, swayed a little, and then started singing.
"Does your beard hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you weave it in a braid?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder?
Like an angry Gondor soldier?
Does your beard hang low?"
With the last line, the two Hobbits broke out in a laughing fit which caused them to tumble to the ground holding their sides.
Meanwhile in the tree...
"There is something wrong with them," stated Estel.
"Aye, Mellon nin, I think you are right," replied the golden haired elf.
The two watched as the seven made huge fools of themselves. It was indeed a disturbing sight.
Back to the Smoking party...
Elrohir was still wondering how and when Frodo grew a tail when he spotted his horse. "'Dan! I wanna ride the pretty pink pony!" He whined.
"Ro they aren't pink and if anyone gets to ride the hippo it will be me!" replied Elladan thinking that the horses were hippopotamuses.
"But Elladan!" said Elrohir who was now bouncing up and down pointing at the horses.
"I'm hungry," said Pippin going into the house and retrieving a banana.
"GIVE ME THAT 'NANA!" yelled Gandalf.
"NOO stop grabbing at my banana! It was the biggest one there! I need my banana! Its mine! All Mine!" Pippin yelled holding his banana with a death grip and running from the wizard.
"Give me that banana!" said Gandalf chasing after the hobbit.
"STOP!" yelled Frodo. "There is only one way to solve this problem! We must have a game show! Winners get Pippin's banana!" The six other high beings nodded their heads in agreement.
"We must tell Aragorn and Legolas!" said Gandalf suddenly walking over to the tree that the two were perched in. "Hey you two in the tree...game show...now...every one....teams...Pippin's banana!"
The two best friends exchanged glances and then leaped down from the tree.
"It couldn't hurt," mumbled Estel.
He didn't realize how wrong he could be...
[TBC]
So do you guys even like this story? Yes...No? Hey... Do you like Mornflower's stories? "Happening in a Heart Beat" and "Just Another Day" Morn is one of my best friends and I was just wondering...Reviews....
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