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She-Elf: It's mine! All mine!
Conscious: It's not yours and you know it!
She-Elf: eyes widen in fear who are you? Why won't the voices go away?!
Conscious: I'm your conscious.
She-Elf: Be gone demon!
Legolas: She-Elf...you are a freak...
Aragorn: Not to mention a freak'in idiot!
Elrohir & Elladan: nods heads in agreement
She-Elf: Fine it's not mine...none of it...only the idea for a game show...the rest is borrowed...but...can I keep the twins and Legolas and Estel?
Three Elves, One human, She-Elf's conscious: NO!
She-Elf: pouts in a corner
"We need equal teams!" said Gandalf. "Um...the four hobbits for one team and lets see...the twins and the other two for the second team."
"What 'bout you and your twin?" asked Sam taking another puff of his pipe.
"I'll be the hostess...er...host I mean...You will obey my every command!" replied Gandalf breaking out in evil laughter.
"There is defiantly something wrong with them...maybe it's what they are smoking," whispered Legolas to Aragorn.
"Welcome to the first annual Middle Earth game show! Today's contestants are on your left, Merry Brandybuck, Pippin Took, Samwise Gamgee, and Frodo Baggins!" stated Gandalf to the nonexistent viewers. "And on your left is Elladan Elrondion, Elrohir Elrondion, Aragorn son of Arathorn adopted son of Elrond, Lord of Rivendell, who goes by the names of Strider, Estel, Aragorn..." Gandalf stopped and counted the names on his fingers. "And there are more but who needs to learn them all, last but not least, Legolas Greenleaf! Today's show is extra special because our contestants will be competing for Pippin's big banana!"
"My Bananner!" yelled Pippin hugging his banana closer"
"For your first challenge you will have to," the wizard stopped and thought about what he should have the two teams do. "For your first challenge you will have to catch as many black squirrels as you can. The group with the most, black squirrels, at the end of two hours will gain three points."
"Not the black squirrels! They bite!" yelped Merry.
"Ready, Set, Go!" yelled Gandalf. The two groups took off running to find the biting black squirrels.
"How exactly do you find a black squirrel?" asked Estel.
"Easy," stated Elrohir.
"You climb the trees, slip a piece of bologna in a hole then wait for the furry animal to approach," continued Elladan.
"Then once the squirrel eats the bait, you chase after it and put it in your shirt or pants...which ever seems right to you," finished Elrohir.
"You put it in your...pants...or...shirt," Legolas said carefully.
"Indubitably!" answered the twins in unison.
"Next question, where do we get the bologna?" asked Estel.
"Right here!" said Elladan pulling some bologna out if a shirt pocket.
"Do you always carry that with you?!" asked Legolas with a smirk.
"Absolutely! You never know when it may come in handy," came the response.
"I always wondered what that odd smell was," said Estel almost to himself.
Legolas burst out laughing.
"If you two don't mind, I would like to start catching those squirrels so we can win Pippin's banana!" said Elrohir testily.
The four set off to climb the nearest tree and place the bologna in a hole. As expected, Legolas was done first and was there waiting for the others to come down.
"Ro! There is a snake up here!" yelled Elladan as he lost his hold on the tree and fell to the ground hitting it with a muffled "umph."
"Elladan!" yelled Legolas and Estel at the same time, while rushing over to the fallen elf. Amazingly, Elladan got up off the ground and grabbed his pipe.
"Wow! I didn't know that I could fly!" he said, snake forgotten.
"You can't fly, 'Dan," said Estel slowly after a glance at Legolas.
"I wanna learn how to fly too!" said Elrohir jumping out of his tree and falling to the ground in a similar manner.
"Ro!" said Legolas making sure that the other wasn't hurt.
"I flew! I can fly!"
"Nu-uh, Ro! Nu-uh! Only I can fly!" argued Elladan taking another puff off his pipe.
"Yes I can! Ya-hu! I can! Watch, I'll do it again!" replied Elrohir racing towards the nearest tree. Legolas took off after him and tackled the other elf before he could reach the tree though. It was best that they did not try to fly again, if they want to stay alive.
"Look a squirrel!" yelled Elladan excitedly taking off after it.
The hunt was on!
"Merry! The tree is talking, Merry!" said Pippin while climbing a tree.
"Pippin, the tree can't talk! It's a tree!" said Frodo with a laugh.
"Legolas talks to trees," said Sam hugging a tree.
"Here squirrelly, squirrelly, squirrelly," called Merry holding out a left over "hotdog."
"Hey! I see one! Hurry, throw the hotdog at it!" screamed Frodo.
Merry threw the hotdog and watched as the black squirrel ran away. "Chase it!" he yelled.
[TBC]
Ya this was a boring chapter...I'm sorry...the next one will be funnier I promise...wait I'm not commiting to anything am I!? Well oh well...R&R!