Wilde's Requiem

Gwing AU: it's in a school

Disclaimer: You know very damn well Gwing and all of its characters do not belong to me. Stop rubbing it in! Warnings for OOCness and some Kawaii-ness and humor, Relena bashing, child abuse to Duo, (not really but he will be smacked in the head a lot, the little cutie) ...there's also a warning for shonen-ai,
future mild yaoi-ness and flirting with underage students.

-Note- some changes to this and following chapters were made. Nothing major, just corrections. But it should read better, I hope.

Monday Part One: Class Clowns (more of prologue actually.)

Treize Khushrenada sighed while looking into his lesson book. "Class, open your books to page 183, Chapter seven, Literature and Controversy."

"Hey Fei," whispered Duo Maxwell as he tried to stick his pencil in the Chinese boy's ear. An already angry Wufei Chang turned in his seat and slapped the pencil out of Duo's hand. The pencil flew and landed on Quatre's notebook.

Quatre turned in to the boys, "Quit it you two, before Mr. Khushrenada sees you acting up!"

Trowa shook his head and continued to write his notes.

Duo grinned. "You worry too much Quatre, besides, Wufei likes the pencil."

Wufei turned red and sighed trying to concentrate on his note taking and the lesson. "Heero," Wufei asked turning to the Japanese boy behind, "Please put your flea-ridden dog's leash back on!" Duo frowned and looked to Heero for his defense. Heero was looking in his pockets. "Nope left it at home, sorry Fei." Quatre and Wufei snickered at the retort.

"Achem." The five boys looked up to their teacher's angry, yet charming and sophisticated look.

"Gentlemen, do tell me you are simply discussing the tragedy in the Ballad of Goal, yes?" Duo shook his head no and the others promptly slapped the sides of his head.

Treize frowned, "Boys if you wish to pass this class, I suggest you actually pay attention." He rested a hand on Wufei's shoulder. "I expect better from you, our poet laureate, Mr. Chang."

Wufei blushed and turned back to his book. "Yes sir, Mr. Khushrenada." The teacher smiled and went back to his desk. Wufei sat blushing until Duo notice. "Oh look who has a crush on the teacher."

The Chinese boy growled and snapped his pencil in two. "Shut up Maxwell!"

Heero sighed, "Stop it Duo. You know he'll try to kill you when the bell rings." Duo shook his head, "Please, half pint isn't trying anything today, he has to stay after class to smooch with the teacher."

Quatre started turning red. "Give it up Duo. you're going to get us in trouble."

Trowa jumped in, "Come on Quatre, you know that's his overall goal."

"Gentlemen," said the teacher, "Am I boring you over there?"

Quatre quickly shook his head. "No sir. Of course not, right Wufei?"

Wufei shook his head, "We're not bored sir, we're listening."

Mr. Khushrenada walked back over and removed Wufei's glasses, "Are you lying to me, Mr. Chang."

Wufei was staring up into sapphire orbs trying not dribble on himself, "Um, sorry."

The teacher replaced the boy's glasses. "Thank you for simply telling the truth, Mr. Chang. Mr. Maxwell, you have detention. Mr. Yuy, Mr. Barton, and Mr. Winner will accompany you." He started back over to his desk. "Mr. Chang, I believe you were staying after school anyway for tutorial?"

Wufei pushed his glasses up, and tried to ignore the very annoyed sighs from his comrades. "Yes sir."

TBC

Micky: This whole thing has gone through a little formatting change some corrections, enjoy ; I hope.

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