Wilde's Requiem
Gwing AU: ^^ it's in a school
Monday Part Two: Lunch
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"Man I can't believe that happened," said Quatre pouting outside the cafeteria. Trowa shrugged. "When you socialize with someone like Duo, what do you expect?" Quatre laughed at Duo's sour face for the comment. Duo frowned, "And just what does that mean!" Heero tugged on Duo's braid, leading the boy into the cafeteria. "It means you're an evil little bastard, but we talk to you anyway."
Duo pulled his braid loose and sat down. "Whatever!" He looked over Wufei's blushing face. "Besides, it's Wufei's fault." Wufei snapped, "What! It was because of your stupid jokes, you fool!" Duo sat back looking sly as ever while Quatre politely covered his ears, not wanting to hear their argument. Wufei slammed his fist on the table and the two boys started exchanging insults until Heero politely slapped the side of Duo's head, "You clown. Shut up."
Trowa did the same to Wufei. "You're upsetting Quatre, apologize you two." Wufei slid his fruit cup over to Quatre, "Sorry Quatre, I forgot." Quatre wiped his eyes. "I'm okay. You two are so funny some times." Trowa shook his head. "They are not, Duo is just an ass. Literary." Duo stood up and shook his head. "I'm not the only one!" Wufei jumped up and grabbed Duo by the collar. "Maxwell! You idiot!"
While the two continued their stare down, the blonde boy was trying to block out the fighting. Then finally, Quatre snapped. "Stop yelling!!!" The whole cafeteria turned and stared at him. Quatre sat back down and ate his cherry. Duo took a deep breath, "Well whatever. It's not like I can't yell at him later or anything, huh Wu?" Wufei frowned and turned his head. "Shut up or I'll come back over there!"
Duo waved his hand and batted his eyes, and in a small feminine voice squealed, "Oh I'm so scared." He grabbed Heero's shoulders, "Oh protect me from the angry little China boy. He means me harm mister." Heero yanked loose. "Be quiet. For just five minutes. Please even." That sort of request can gain attention.
Trowa and Wufei took out their wallets. Wufei pulled out a ten-dollar bill and handed it to Quatre, who always held the money when the others would bet. Wufei smirked, "I bet he can't go for one minute being quiet." Trowa nodded, "I bet two minutes if he's eating."
Heero pulled his wallet out, "Some faith, I bet three minutes if we can get Hilde over here. He always shut up to hear her talk." Quatre put the thirty dollars in his pocket and went to the lunch line and came back with two slices of pizza. Then he left to another table and pulled out the talkative girl Heero had mentioned.
Hilde sat beside Duo and started to explain how her driving test went and why the instructor must be an alien. "So then he starts screaming in this crazy language!" Hilde giggled, "Oh man and then."
Quatre was keeping time, "Forty seconds. He was praying in Hebrew." Hilde stopped for a second. "Yeah I guess so but," she stopped as she heard Duo laugh. Duo couldn't help himself, "Ah boy! Hilde you scared Mr. Rankin to Death! He was so scared he had to pray to get out of the car!"
Quatre shook his head. "Fifty-three seconds," and handed the money over to Wufei. Heero slapped Duo's head. "I had only a little faith in you and I just lost it to Wufei." Trowa sucked his teeth and but his wallet away. "Figures he say something. He only ate one slice of pizza."
Duo rubbed the side of his head and looked at a happy Wufei. "Hey aren't ya gonna share, I won ya that money." Wufei put the money away. "If you wanted to share the money with someone, you'd have kept your mouth shut for Heero."
Heero leaned on the table with crossed arms. "What the hell makes you think he'd have gotten any money?" Duo pouted after hearing that. He turned back to Hilde. "What are you doing tonight?" Heero sighed and walked away. The girl smiled, "Nothing yet, why?" Duo started running his braid end through his fingers. "I was thinking I could come over and watch TV and stuff."
The Chinese boy rolled his eyes as he caught on to the situation. "God Duo, can you be any more obvious." Quatre laughed, "I guess he's having a Relena moment." Hilde kissed Duo on the cheek and went back to her table. Duo looked around for Heero and saw him over by Relena. "Ah, man! He is so mean! He's making a date with Relena!"
Trowa looked back. "That usually means he's making a date with all her preppy little friends too." Wufei laughed at the look disgust that had spread across Duo's face. The braided boy shook it off, "Oh whatever. She just some bratty, rich snob with nothing better to do."
A throaty 'Achem' came from across the table. Duo looked over to Quatre's glare. "No offense Kat. You're not like Relena. You are a real down to earth guy and well brought up with etiquette and a noble air." Wufei laughed aloud, "Great, Duo used big words.
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TBC
Thanks Sabrina-fowler, and anonymous reviewers for reviewing.
Gwing AU: ^^ it's in a school
Monday Part Two: Lunch
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"Man I can't believe that happened," said Quatre pouting outside the cafeteria. Trowa shrugged. "When you socialize with someone like Duo, what do you expect?" Quatre laughed at Duo's sour face for the comment. Duo frowned, "And just what does that mean!" Heero tugged on Duo's braid, leading the boy into the cafeteria. "It means you're an evil little bastard, but we talk to you anyway."
Duo pulled his braid loose and sat down. "Whatever!" He looked over Wufei's blushing face. "Besides, it's Wufei's fault." Wufei snapped, "What! It was because of your stupid jokes, you fool!" Duo sat back looking sly as ever while Quatre politely covered his ears, not wanting to hear their argument. Wufei slammed his fist on the table and the two boys started exchanging insults until Heero politely slapped the side of Duo's head, "You clown. Shut up."
Trowa did the same to Wufei. "You're upsetting Quatre, apologize you two." Wufei slid his fruit cup over to Quatre, "Sorry Quatre, I forgot." Quatre wiped his eyes. "I'm okay. You two are so funny some times." Trowa shook his head. "They are not, Duo is just an ass. Literary." Duo stood up and shook his head. "I'm not the only one!" Wufei jumped up and grabbed Duo by the collar. "Maxwell! You idiot!"
While the two continued their stare down, the blonde boy was trying to block out the fighting. Then finally, Quatre snapped. "Stop yelling!!!" The whole cafeteria turned and stared at him. Quatre sat back down and ate his cherry. Duo took a deep breath, "Well whatever. It's not like I can't yell at him later or anything, huh Wu?" Wufei frowned and turned his head. "Shut up or I'll come back over there!"
Duo waved his hand and batted his eyes, and in a small feminine voice squealed, "Oh I'm so scared." He grabbed Heero's shoulders, "Oh protect me from the angry little China boy. He means me harm mister." Heero yanked loose. "Be quiet. For just five minutes. Please even." That sort of request can gain attention.
Trowa and Wufei took out their wallets. Wufei pulled out a ten-dollar bill and handed it to Quatre, who always held the money when the others would bet. Wufei smirked, "I bet he can't go for one minute being quiet." Trowa nodded, "I bet two minutes if he's eating."
Heero pulled his wallet out, "Some faith, I bet three minutes if we can get Hilde over here. He always shut up to hear her talk." Quatre put the thirty dollars in his pocket and went to the lunch line and came back with two slices of pizza. Then he left to another table and pulled out the talkative girl Heero had mentioned.
Hilde sat beside Duo and started to explain how her driving test went and why the instructor must be an alien. "So then he starts screaming in this crazy language!" Hilde giggled, "Oh man and then."
Quatre was keeping time, "Forty seconds. He was praying in Hebrew." Hilde stopped for a second. "Yeah I guess so but," she stopped as she heard Duo laugh. Duo couldn't help himself, "Ah boy! Hilde you scared Mr. Rankin to Death! He was so scared he had to pray to get out of the car!"
Quatre shook his head. "Fifty-three seconds," and handed the money over to Wufei. Heero slapped Duo's head. "I had only a little faith in you and I just lost it to Wufei." Trowa sucked his teeth and but his wallet away. "Figures he say something. He only ate one slice of pizza."
Duo rubbed the side of his head and looked at a happy Wufei. "Hey aren't ya gonna share, I won ya that money." Wufei put the money away. "If you wanted to share the money with someone, you'd have kept your mouth shut for Heero."
Heero leaned on the table with crossed arms. "What the hell makes you think he'd have gotten any money?" Duo pouted after hearing that. He turned back to Hilde. "What are you doing tonight?" Heero sighed and walked away. The girl smiled, "Nothing yet, why?" Duo started running his braid end through his fingers. "I was thinking I could come over and watch TV and stuff."
The Chinese boy rolled his eyes as he caught on to the situation. "God Duo, can you be any more obvious." Quatre laughed, "I guess he's having a Relena moment." Hilde kissed Duo on the cheek and went back to her table. Duo looked around for Heero and saw him over by Relena. "Ah, man! He is so mean! He's making a date with Relena!"
Trowa looked back. "That usually means he's making a date with all her preppy little friends too." Wufei laughed at the look disgust that had spread across Duo's face. The braided boy shook it off, "Oh whatever. She just some bratty, rich snob with nothing better to do."
A throaty 'Achem' came from across the table. Duo looked over to Quatre's glare. "No offense Kat. You're not like Relena. You are a real down to earth guy and well brought up with etiquette and a noble air." Wufei laughed aloud, "Great, Duo used big words.
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TBC
Thanks Sabrina-fowler, and anonymous reviewers for reviewing.