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Drunken Professors and Amusing Memories

The trio woke up some time in the afternoon the next day. They had stayed up partying until five in the morning with the whole of Gryffindor Tower. Students were lying all over the floor fast asleep. Dean and Seamus had somehow smuggled in three crates full of bottles of firewhisky, (spelling?), so a few students were in the bathrooms puking their guts out.

Hermione was the first to actually get up from the armchair she had been sleeping with and decided to take a shower. As she passed by Ron she noticed him hugging a bottle of fire-whisky. As she got closer to the stairs leading to the girls' dorms she silently snickered to herself as she noticed Professors McGonagall and Lupin collapsed next to each other each with a bottle of fire-whisky in their hand.

She couldn't hold it in any longer and started laughing hysterically at the memory of how her professors ended up on the floor each holding a bottle of whisky.

FLASHBACK

It was about 2:30 am. Everyone was still dancing and partying. Some kids had bought some of Fred and George's sweets through owl-order and were handing them out to people. Harry, Ron, and Hermione watched on in amusement as Neville got turned into a yellow canary.

"You gotta watch for those Canary Creams, Neville," said Ron while trying not to laugh, "Fred and George sometimes like to sneak something into the boxes of candy and chocolate just for their amusement."

"Ron's right, Mate," added Harry, "on our summer vacation I went to the Burrow and Fred offered me some chocolate…"

Harry shuddered so Ron finished for him.

"He- sprouted- a tail- and- his face- got longer-and….he got turned into a donkey!!!" said Ron while trying to gasp for air Because he was laughing so hard.

"Shut up you prat!" said Harry.

"You shut up…jackass," replied Ron still laughing hysterically. The next moment Ron got pelted in the face with a cushion by Harry who was now laughing.

"I'll try to remember that," said Neville with an I-seriously-doubt-I'll-remember expression on his face.

All of a sudden , two people,each holding a bottle of fire whisky,got onto one of the tables in the Gryffindor common room.Harry,Ron,or Hermione couldn't make out who they were.

A few minutes later, the two people each had an arm on the other's shoulder and were singing , "MAAA--RY HAD AAAAA LI--TTLE LAAAAAAAAMB,LI--TTLE LAAAMB,LI--TTLE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB!!!!!!" at the top of their lungs.

Just then the two people fell on the floor in front of the fire and Harry, Ron, and Hermione could see who they were. All three of them busted out laughing at what they saw. Two of there most respected professors, Professor McGonagall and Professor Lupin, were lying on the floor each holding ,you guessed it ,fire whisky, with an arm on the other's shoulder, exactly how they had fallen off the table.

Professor Lupin finally managed to stand up and was attempting to help Professor McGonagall stand as well. After a minute or two they both fell back down and fell asleep on the floor to drunk to do anything else.

END OF FLASHBACK
Hermione finally made it to the girl's dorms and took a shower feeling extremely giddy. After she got dressed she headed back down to the common room to find Harry and Ron, already showered and changed, but looking a bit hung over.

"Harry, Ron, let's go out by the lake! Come on! Get up you two!" she yelled running across the common room to them.

"Hermione! Not so bloody loud!!" Ron hissed back

"Well so-rry!" she said sounding like a valley girl while mock glaring at him, "Now come on! Get up!"

"Alright, alright, already!" said Harry

The three of them headed out to go sit out by the lake under their favorite tree. Ron sat down under the tree and picked up a small pebble and chucked it in the water. Harry and Hermione had started a rock-skipping competition. So far Hermione was winning by four skips.

It was Harry's turn to skip a rock and as he was about to throw it he saw a flash of platinum blond hair.
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