Confused Love...

Bjeveryday:Here is another chappie!I got a review so I decided to update.You see I am one of those people who update like everyday.I think that's a good thing.Ne?

Disclaimer:Hey dudes I am telling you I don't own Inuyasha!Why do you keep saying that I do!?Are you insane?

Friend:Bjeveryday your the insane one....

Me:Oh....Well I never said I owned Inuyasha I just said that he was hot!!!^_~

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Inuyasha:Spit it out!

Burianne:Fine!It just that I...

Sango and Miroku:*walk up and interupt Buriannes secret unvailing*

Sango:There you guys are.We've been searching all ove for you.Why did you just dessert us like that?

Miroku:Hey where is Kagome?

Inuyasha:Uh...

Burianne:One word...Kikyo.

Sango:Not again Inuyasha.

Burianne:Well she did come back for a second, but something else happened...

Shippo:What happened Burianne?You can tell us.

Burianne:Uh...I know but it's stupid...

Miroku:*gropes Burianne*

Burianne:0.o!!!!!!MIROKU!!!!*you see birds flying out of trees**grabs Mirokus ponytail and kicks him to the ground while putting her foot on his back and pulling his ponytail upward*(A.N.Yeoch!)DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!!!!

Miroku:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HELP ME!!THIS IS WORSE THAN WHAT I'VE EVER FELT BEFORE!!!!

Inuyasha:Well I guess he won't be touching her anymore.Right Sango...Sango?

Sango:*pulse**mummbles under her breath at a distance with her back facing everyone else*Baka hentai...

Burianne:*still torturing Miroku...

Miroku:SANGO...INUYASHA...ANYBODY....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha:None doin'!

Sango:*leaves with her arms crossed*Hmmpphhh!

~5 hours later~

Burianne:Well I guess I can let you go now...*frees Miroku from the painful position*

Miroku:*just lays on the ground without moving*Fi...na....ly.Uggg.I think I'm going to die..........

Burianne:Well don't touch me like that...hentai...

Inuyasha:What about your secret?

Miroku:Fine Inuyasha I'm secretly in love with a watermelon...I just didn't want to tell you because I knew you would put your foot down...But can't you see I love her?She promised to bare 1000000 of my children.

Inuyasha and Burianne:0.o;;*back away from Miroku*Uhhh?

Inuyasha:Do you think you broke his brain?

Burianne:I'm not sure....

Miroku:Will you guys come to the wedding?It's going to be in a watermelon patch so she can be with her family.Sango is going to be the bast man.

Burianne and Inuyasha:*back away even farther*Miroku?????

Burianne:Now he's never going to produce children.I mean look at him!I think his brains punctured or something.

Inuyasha:I always knew that he would need help.But I didn't think it would be this serious.

Miroku:Oh yeah she has blonde hair like a strawberry.Burianne will you marry me?

Burianne:@.@*faints*

Inuyasha:NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!

Miroku:My wife go sleep sleep.

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Bjeveryday:I wanted more humor so I thought this was pretty funny.I don't know what you think though so please Review.