Disclaimer yada yada yada I don't own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho yada yada yada AN: ok this is something I just couldn't get out of my head so here it goes. Also for future reference Kagome fell down the well at age 14.
Blah meaning Youko
Blah meaning Hiei's conscious
Chapter 3
The next day …They were awakened around 6 a.m. by the really really annoying ringing of an alarm clock which is followed by an oddly large crash. Two hours later around 8 o'clock Yusuke and Shippo are awakened by an extremely grumpy, grumbling Kagome who is walking around the house crashing in to thing trying to find her way to the kitchen so she can make some coffee… By the time the others (Yusuke and Shippo) finally make it in to the kitchen Kagome is seated at the table next to a large pot of coffee looking like her normal self. Taking their usual seats at the table Yusuke takes an extra coffee mug and pours himself some. Shippo on the other hand walks in to the refrigerator door trying to get some orange juice because he is too young to drink coffee.
When Shippo finally takes his seat at the table and drinks his juice he asks the question that has been on our minds for the past two hours. "Mum… do you know what that crash was this morning?" "Yes Hun,… it was my alarm clock, I think I may have thrown it out the window again." Said Kagome.
"Mum that was the 16th one this week! If you keep going at this pace we'll be poor by the time I turn 10!… what will I do then!" Shippo says hysterically "Um… Shippo… Hun did you forget that my foster family left us a lot of money. I mean between the 3 of them they had a lot of money that was left to me because all of my foster mom's family is dead, so is all of Souta's father. All and all we have a lot of money that we will be very comfortable for a very long time." Says Kagome
"Um hey Sis sorry to break up this conversation but we have to start to get ready we have to go meet my friends and my boss at 1 remember?" says Yusuke "oh yeah" say Kagome and Shippo before they leave the kitchen to get showered and dressed.
By 12:30 they were all dressed in their usual attire. Yusuke in his usual green, Kagome in her usual black and Shippo in his human form dressed in black converse, black baggy pants and a red T-shirt with a dragon on it. By the time Kagome had gotten Yusuke and Shippo to stop their usual banters Botan had been standing next to the door watching the scene for the better part of 15 minutes. When they finally calmed enough to notice Botan they were whisked off to the office of Koenma the toddler prince.
While waiting for the group (Yusuke, Kagome, Shippo ,and Botan
"Koennmmaa! When is Yusuke gonna get here so we can leave already!?" whined Kuwabara "I already told you! Kuwabara. I DON'T KNOW!" screamed a very agitated Koenma. The two ended up getting in to a fight as usual while Kurama and Hiei watched on in laughter, well at least in Kurama's case, the farthest Hiei got was a snicker or two.
And this was the scene that our group walked in on. They had been standing in the door way for at least 10 minutes trying to get their attention. That was when a very angry Yusuke yelled "SHUT UP" effectively ending the screaming match.
"well … um… okay?" they said.
Clearing his throat to get their attention Koenma began" well now that that is established we can get down to business Yusuke I understand you had something you wished to tell us am I correct?" "yes you are" Yusuke said "Now if you would so kindly take your seats and let me continue we would all be done with this and on our way." Said Koenma sarcastically. "Alright now listen up I am only gonna tell say this once. A few months a go my mother got a call from an adoption agency about a girl Kagome Higurashi.(insert story cause I'm too lazy to type it again). Now allow me to introduce you to my older sister Kagome and my nephew Shippo." Said Yusuke
Koenma P.O.V.
WHAT!!! He has a sister. Oh My God not another Yusuke AHHH does someone hate me. I'm gonna be in hell with two tortures… three if you count the kid
Kuwabara P.O.V.
Wow ………….. pretty lady…drools ……….kitty
Kurama P.O.V.
Wow a beauty I must say. Not as beautiful as our Botan. No of course not as beautiful as our Botan no one could be as beautiful as our Botan. Hmm if only we were alone with her right now… the things we could be doing
Hiei P.O.V.
She is Yusuke's sister… I can't believe it … he has a sister. And a powerful one at that by the way she holds herself. Beautiful too. Hey who are you. You. Me what are you talking about. I am you the other you the one that you locked up in a really tiny cramped box… remember? Oh yeah I remember you I thought I throw that box away. Yeah you did and now I'm back and I'm not going anywhere. Not for a long time. Hn. Admit it you think she's hot. Why? Because you do. Hn. See you do you didn't even try to deny it. No I don't Yes you do admit it. If I do will you leave me alone? May be. Fine okay I admit it she's hot okay now leave me alone. Okay TTFN Ta Ta for now
Kagome P.O.V.
Wow so this is the almighty Spirit detective team or what ever. Quite the powerful bunch of misfits … The child must be Koenma. Well know at least I know why Yusuke calls him a toddler… Ewww is that guy drooling? He has got to be the idiot Kuwabara. Hmm I'm guessing the fox spirit must be Kurama. Not too bad looking, not my type and plus he looks like he's got the hots for Lady Death over there. Wow now that hottie over there must me Hiei. Yusuke never said he was that yummy. I wonder what he would look like with out a shirt on…mmm… hey now down girl wait till you actually see him without a shirt on to start drooling. I think I know why they call him forbidden. No mother would ever let her daughter around that chunk of salty goodness without getting worried… mmm hey I think little bro. is saying something. I think id better listen…
"… the toddler over there is Koenma, the drooling monkey over there is Kuwabara, the red head is Kurama, and the short one is Hiei." finished Yusuke confirming my guesses.
"hey little brother you should know better than to say things about height. He's actually taller then I am and you do remember what happened last time you called me short don't you" said Kagome glaring at her little brother while Shippo tried to refrain from laughing at the memories the look on his face brought up.
FLASHBACK
"Aww come on short stuff its not that bad." Said Yusuke laughing. "Not that bad! NOT THAT BAD" Kagome screamed before chasing him around the house the conversation forgotten but not revenge. Watching the show Shippo sat on the floor in stitches from laughing so hard at the show his mother and uncle put on.
END FLASHBACK
"Yeah, yeah." Yusuke grumbled "I remember Sis I still got the bruise from when you knocked me on my head." He says while rubbing the still noticeable bruise on the back of his head.
"well now that that is settled, why don't you join the spirit detective team" says Koenma being one to never beat around the bush. "I mean that was the whole reason I had the group look for the protector of the sacred jewel, to help us protect the nigenkai (sp.?)" "okay" says Kagome, and then before anyone had a chance to object the group was wished off to Genkai's to test the new member's powers.
and know comes the part of the chapter for my petty excuses and all that junk. Well I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter. Thanks to all the people who reviewed this story all 10 of you (thank you thank you thank you). Sorry for the late update I've been busy last week was my cousins wedding(was in the wedding party) and some of my relatives I haven't seen in a while came up. Umm I cant think of much else to say oh wait yes I can. Thank you to all 2 of you who put me on your favorite authors thingy or authors alert thing this chapter is for you, my precious reviewers, and Fred my coffee pot. Umm I hope you all leave me nice reviewies or no more coffee for you (just review I know you cant live with out the precious liquid. Don't make it harder for yourself). Umm I wont bore you any longer by making you read my insane ramblings so umm what was it I say… oh yeah -- later days vampyresgirl
