Wilde's Requiem

Gwing AU: ^^ .

Cherries

Why you dirty, dirty perverts! Looking at little Fei-Fei like that! You're making my snake Fei angry and when's angry he hisses at the monitor. You hear that right? He's doing it as loud as he can! He's so angry that you're ogling his namesake--- opps! Fei turned on me! OUCH!

Wednesday Part Seventeen: Only Fainted

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"Oh dear god!" Zechs leaned over and sat Fann up. Why on earth had the old man fainted so suddenly? He looked back up to the boy they had tricked into a rather revealing garment. ".Oh. That explains it." Wufei frowned and knelt down beside Fann. "What explains it? Is he okay? Did he have a heart attack or something?" Zechs shook his head and smiled, "Not exactly." Old Fann was coming back around.

Wufei pouted, "Mr. Fann, sir? Are you okay? I hope it isn't serious, you really scared me falling down like that." Fann watched the boy's big doe eyes brim with tears from worry and/or guilt. It was gorgeous. He would have to keep up some kind of performance. "Oh, my back. I've fallen right on my spine! I was injured during the war you know." Wufei's concern grew, "Really? I'm so sorry, Mr. Fann. What can I do to help you?"

Zechs blushed. He had a pretty good idea of what the silly old man would recommend. Fann sat up shaking and tried to point to his back. "Well could you rub it gently enough to get the knot out? That would be a great help, Ganymede." Wufei raised an eyebrow and looked at Zechs for an answer. The blonde merely shrugged and walked away.

"Okay. I'll rub your back a little bit Mr. Fann." He positioned himself behind the older man and ignored the snickering he heard from the corner. // "Zechs is so inappropriate! The man just fainted and he's not doing anything! He could at least find an ice bag or something. That snicker, it's just like when my eyes were puffy." // The boy pouted and proceeded to rub the back of the man cooing in front of him.

Anyone would feel uncomfortable in such a situation. And Wufei did.

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"Thank you very much for the ride Relena, I'm just going to run in and find your brother. I'll tell him about your parents dinner." Relena narrowed her eyes. "Whatever, Treize. Just get out of my car." Treize smiled and waved goodbye. "Goodbye ladies."

As expected, several girls hung their heads out the windows while Relena drove away. The teacher shook his head. "Silly little things. Now I have to find Zechs and see that he gets home." Treize stopped remembering something very vital. "And perhaps I have to call the boy's sister to pick him up. Damn."

The mall was crowding with students just out of school. Treize, like Zechs, was use to coming early in the day when the children were gone. He accidentally bumped into a small toddler eating ice cream with big eyes. "Oh excuse me, young lady. Did I knock over your little cone?" He knelt down and tried to clean the girl's sticky hand and her shirt. "Where's your mother, dear?" The girl pulled away and pouted. "She's not here, my Dewey bought me today." She pointed behind her towards the ice cream shop.

Treize tried to conceal his smile. Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell were quietly sharing a cone. Duo licked one side while Heero held the cone and licked the other side, occasionally the corner of Duo's lips. Treize sighed, "That's so cute." He took the girl's hand and walked her over to his two students. "Achem, Mr. Yuy. Mr. Maxwell. I believe she belongs to one of you."

Duo looked up and quickly blushed. He grabbed his little cousin's hand. "Nara! I told you not to run off, I'm sure." Heero rolled his eyes and continued to lick the ice cream. The little girl pouted, "But you said 'get lost, I'm trying to get'-" She couldn't continue the sentence while Duo covered her mouth with his hand. "Where's your ice cream? You're all sticky too!"

Nara pouted and pointed at her fallen ice cream cone. "It fell down. Can I have some of the ice cream you and Uncle Heewo are eating?" Duo shook his head walked over to the counter. "Another vanilla ice cream cone please, and a bunch of napkins." He signaled for Nara to hand her the cone, "Man, how about I buy you another one to keep quiet." The girl nodded and ran up to the counter.

Treize couldn't keep his smile hidden anymore. In fact he laughed, "I see you're enjoying your suspension for now, Mr. Maxwell." He looked over at the uninterested Heero Yuy. "I see you made up with Mr. Yuy as well." Heero licked his lower lip, "I had to dump Wufei. He wasn't very faithful, you know." He continued licking his ice cream while Treize's face slowly turned red.

Treize backed away, "I have something important to see to. I'll see you boys Friday." Duo's head snapped up. "What! We were suspended, there's no Friday! Friday. Fun. Day." Treize shook his head, "Mr. Winner's father had something to say about this whole suspension thing and had a long talk with Principal Noventa. All of you are to report to school Friday. Someone was supposed to call your homes."

Duo pouted, "What? No beach then? Damn it."

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If Zechs had nickel for every time he had seen Fann faint on purpose, he. well he would have a dollar. Well now he would have a dollar and five cents. He couldn't help but snicker from the front of the store while watching poor Wufei be manipulated. Fann was lying on his stomach and letting the boy rub his bare back from neck- to bottom. Wufei's blush was passed his cheeks, ears and working it's way to his neck.

Zechs erupted suddenly from laughter. "You poor thing! You don't have to do that. Come here, leave that old pervert alone. He's conning you." Wufei frowned, "You're kidding right?" Zechs solemnly shook his head. Fann turned and smiled sheepishly. "Just a spot of fun, eh, little one?"

If Zechs had nickel for every time he had seen Fann get pummeled by a teenager, he would have five cents. "Wufei! Please, he's elderly! Almost- " He tried to drag the boy off of Fann's bruised and oddly twisted body. "My, you have a decent right hook by the looks of it."

Wufei huffed and turned away. Fann stood up and rubbed his jaw. "He has a damn good hook, by the feel of it!" Zechs laughed at the old man's plight. "No one told you to pull that on him. He could sue you for that. I'm sure his sister could lay a few good punches too." Zechs was still holding Wufei back with a considerable amount of force. He didn't expect the younger man to be so strong.

Wufei finally calmed. "Don't ever do that again you old pedophile!"

Suddenly a voice from behind Wufei said, "Isn't everybody?"

Wufei turned around and faced his teacher. "Treize! What are you doing here?" Treize frowned at the boy. "I'm taking you and Zechs home of course. I can't believe you spent the entire day at the mall. Oh and you're suppose to go to school on Friday."

Zechs smiled and went over to his lover. "Then can he stay with us tonight, darling? We didn't get any work done, but I was inspired to do something." Treize kissed Zechs, abandoning the onlookers, Wufei and Fann. He pulled away from the tall blonde and frowned, "I believe you owe me an apology for my car first. I loved that car."

Zechs pouted and laid his head on Treize's shoulder, "Don't you love me more that some silly piece of iron?" Treize was quiet and jokingly answered, "Yes, sometimes." He kissed Zechs again before he moved past the blonde and towards his young student. Wufei wasn't wearing much.

"Is that the new fashion and are you wearing it from now on?" Treize said as he carefully looked into Wufei's eyes. The boy blushed and ran back into the dressing room. From inside he called out, "I was forced into it! That old guy's a pervert!" The boy couldn't believe the very teacher he was enamored with was outside and had admired his figure before saying anything.

Outside, Treize glared at Fann. "What did I tell you about minors, Uncle Fann?" The old man stretched a little, "Something like never without your presence or permission or something." Zechs chuckled lightly, "I believe he said never Fann." Treize turned back to Zechs. "And I see you didn't help things any."

Zechs swallowed lightly smiled, "Well I did get the boy to change. Maybe it's okay if you keep staring at him. I've already seen more." He playfully stuck his pink tongue out and headed towards the door. "I'll get my all my new toys and call a cab, darling. You can bring that little beauty when he's finish."

With that Zechs walked out smoothly carrying the heavy burdens Wufei had to endure earlier. Treize held his breath. "Kills my car, kidnaps my student and accuses me of debauchery every time I look at another man. Yep, I love him."

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Sorry it's so short but I'm being pressed by homework- -;;