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Sorry that the last chapter was so hard to read.
Spongebob nervously approached the group of girls. "Um.hello" he said weakly for a second their was silence then an outburst of laughter. "You think that you'd ever get a chance with us?" The prettiest girl said. She was a Whale with long eyelashes covered thickly with mascara. She had highlighted her cheeks with a plum colored blush. The sight of her made Spongebob week at the knees. "Oh uh I'm terribly sorry for that rude interruption ladies". "You better be". Said the ugliest fish Spongebob had ever seen she had enormous protruded eyes and a shapeless potato nose, it also looked like her teeth hadn't been brushed for weeks. Spongebob scampered off into a small musty corner to regain his self-esteem. "What could I have done wrong?" Cried Spongebob. "I did everything perfectly, I know it's this stupid bowtie and this tuxedo I am never ringing mother for fashion tips again!" With that Spongebob searched the crowd for the fat pink starfish called Patrick. Spongebob found Patrick sprawled out on a sofa in the middle of the room where 3 burly lobsters were force-feeding him vodka. "Patrick I am greatly ashamed of you drinking what will the neighbors think? "Lets go Spudhah" Came Patrick's sleepy reply. "My name is not Spudhah it's Spongebob that vodka has gone to your head I'm taking you home!"
At 4am in the morning there was a knock on the side of Patrick's rock. Patrick crawled out to greet his guest. "Patrick I have come to a conclusion we are hopeless if we don't get a girlfriend when we go to the beach today we will have to resort to.The lonely hearts column!" "Ok" Came Patrick's calm reply. Spongebob and Patrick both retired to their bedrooms for what was left of the night.
Spongebob got up feeling slightly groggy from last nights rejection but nevertheless he pulled out his brand new pink frilly bathing suit. "This time in can't go wrong I looked in Sandy's new fashion magazine for the perfect bathing suit, I must say pink complements my yellow skin color". With that Spongebob grabbed his bucket and spade, some sun block and his green beach towel. "Spongebob you are all set." He said to himself. Patrick was already waiting outside his house wearing blue shorts for swimming. "PATRICK you can't wear that!" "Why not?" "Because it wasn't in the fashion magazine like mine was girls go for fashion!" "How do you know?" "Oh enough of this! Lets go." They arrived at Goo Lagoon On a perfect sunny day. They proceeded to walk down the beach and lay their towels down next to some girls. They found the perfect spot and lay down on the hot scorching sand. Spongebob started to build a sand castle but Patrick interrupted him by saying, "Spongebob sand castles are for weenies if you build a sand castle you'll have to got to weenie hut jr beach over there!" Spongebob took Patrick's advice and started to slather sun block over his small, yellow, spongy body. " Want some sun cream Patrick?" "Uh No thanks Spongebob I don't want to look like the adbonible snow man. like you". " Look Patrick one of those girls is looking at me! It must be these togs!" " Why don't you go talk to them". Spongebob then walked hastily ignoring the burning sand. "oh no its those same girls from yesterday!" Spongebob thought inside his head, he walked past them but too late the pretty one with the plum blush threw a bucketful of sand over him. Coughing and spluttering Spongebob made his way back over to Patrick. Meanwhile Patrick had gone in search for a girl himself. He stopped next to a pretty starfish with flowing blond hair; she had large breasts, which were stuffed into a tiny sting bikini. Patrick stopped and stared at the wonderful sight before his eyes. "Yes? What do you want?" Said a pretty voice that sounded like honey. " You" Replied Patrick in his most masculine voice.
I would appreciate your reviews so pleeeeeeeese send me them! Or I will stop writing.
Sorry that the last chapter was so hard to read.
Spongebob nervously approached the group of girls. "Um.hello" he said weakly for a second their was silence then an outburst of laughter. "You think that you'd ever get a chance with us?" The prettiest girl said. She was a Whale with long eyelashes covered thickly with mascara. She had highlighted her cheeks with a plum colored blush. The sight of her made Spongebob week at the knees. "Oh uh I'm terribly sorry for that rude interruption ladies". "You better be". Said the ugliest fish Spongebob had ever seen she had enormous protruded eyes and a shapeless potato nose, it also looked like her teeth hadn't been brushed for weeks. Spongebob scampered off into a small musty corner to regain his self-esteem. "What could I have done wrong?" Cried Spongebob. "I did everything perfectly, I know it's this stupid bowtie and this tuxedo I am never ringing mother for fashion tips again!" With that Spongebob searched the crowd for the fat pink starfish called Patrick. Spongebob found Patrick sprawled out on a sofa in the middle of the room where 3 burly lobsters were force-feeding him vodka. "Patrick I am greatly ashamed of you drinking what will the neighbors think? "Lets go Spudhah" Came Patrick's sleepy reply. "My name is not Spudhah it's Spongebob that vodka has gone to your head I'm taking you home!"
At 4am in the morning there was a knock on the side of Patrick's rock. Patrick crawled out to greet his guest. "Patrick I have come to a conclusion we are hopeless if we don't get a girlfriend when we go to the beach today we will have to resort to.The lonely hearts column!" "Ok" Came Patrick's calm reply. Spongebob and Patrick both retired to their bedrooms for what was left of the night.
Spongebob got up feeling slightly groggy from last nights rejection but nevertheless he pulled out his brand new pink frilly bathing suit. "This time in can't go wrong I looked in Sandy's new fashion magazine for the perfect bathing suit, I must say pink complements my yellow skin color". With that Spongebob grabbed his bucket and spade, some sun block and his green beach towel. "Spongebob you are all set." He said to himself. Patrick was already waiting outside his house wearing blue shorts for swimming. "PATRICK you can't wear that!" "Why not?" "Because it wasn't in the fashion magazine like mine was girls go for fashion!" "How do you know?" "Oh enough of this! Lets go." They arrived at Goo Lagoon On a perfect sunny day. They proceeded to walk down the beach and lay their towels down next to some girls. They found the perfect spot and lay down on the hot scorching sand. Spongebob started to build a sand castle but Patrick interrupted him by saying, "Spongebob sand castles are for weenies if you build a sand castle you'll have to got to weenie hut jr beach over there!" Spongebob took Patrick's advice and started to slather sun block over his small, yellow, spongy body. " Want some sun cream Patrick?" "Uh No thanks Spongebob I don't want to look like the adbonible snow man. like you". " Look Patrick one of those girls is looking at me! It must be these togs!" " Why don't you go talk to them". Spongebob then walked hastily ignoring the burning sand. "oh no its those same girls from yesterday!" Spongebob thought inside his head, he walked past them but too late the pretty one with the plum blush threw a bucketful of sand over him. Coughing and spluttering Spongebob made his way back over to Patrick. Meanwhile Patrick had gone in search for a girl himself. He stopped next to a pretty starfish with flowing blond hair; she had large breasts, which were stuffed into a tiny sting bikini. Patrick stopped and stared at the wonderful sight before his eyes. "Yes? What do you want?" Said a pretty voice that sounded like honey. " You" Replied Patrick in his most masculine voice.
I would appreciate your reviews so pleeeeeeeese send me them! Or I will stop writing.