Title: FRIEZA GONE CRAZY!!
Disclaimer: I don't own it!?! But I will MWA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... um yeah... (blush's and look's at feet) -_- '
Summary: Vegeta finds out what it's like when everyone on Frieza's ship, including Frieza himself go COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!! from too much space travel.
Author's Note to her faithful reader's :THE WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE... WWWWAAAAIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!! (fall's to the ground crying)... Um... down to buisness. So the last chapter wasn't that funny... I know, and I'm glade you are all being honest, really I am. I just hope this one is funny... , I have figuered out that when Freiza is in the story it's funny because he's making a complete ass of himself.
Chapter 5: Sweet Sixteen
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As the hour's ticked by, Vegeta changed his position on his chair 37 time's, read anything that could be read on the wall, in any book's the where with-in eye sight, counted the dot's on the ciling, (There where 45 000 if you're wondering,) and right now, he's asleep.
Stretched out on his back
He was having such a wonderful dream, He was the ruler of the universe, Freiza was his slave, who was at that moment filling in for the person who cleaned out the surige pipe's. And to top it all off. He was a super saiyan.
Smiling the teen grumbled something, rolling over onto his side, facing the door, which by now, has a few dent's and burn mark's on it.
He was so out of it, that the young saiyan didn't notice the two steel rectangle's slideing open, OR someone walking up to him. INFACT he SO knocked out by bordem that when this 'someone' tapped him on the cheek, he DID not feel it.
OR
when that person pulled on his tail.
BUT.
He DID notice when the stupid idiot (Who obviously had a death wish) lent down and kissed him full on his lips.
Black eyes shot open, fury deep brown tail puffed up to twice it's normal size, as Vegeta shot up from the couch only to smack face first into the ceiling and fall back onto the blood red chair.
Lying dazed for a few moment's, the 16yr old prince blinked the flying fairy Freiza's that where fluttering around his head away and glared at the person who DARED kiss HIM!. Only to find Zarbon staring at him and grinning like a mentle paitent.
"Are you all right, sweetheart?" He asked, fluttering his eyelashes.
Vegeta hissed. Curling his finger's like claw's, getting ready to tear his face off.
"WHY DID YOU KISS ME YOU STUPID @^$^**&^#$ *&%%&^!?!" He belowed, shifting into a pouncing position. Zarbon of course wasn't the least bit fazed by this and only started prance around the room, and if he had flower's I'm sure he would most likely throw them into the air.
"You where like Sleeping Beauty!!! I had to kiss you!! And now we can get married!?!" He squealed. Vegeta stood up, brushing some plaster from his hair, (AN: He hit the ciling remember).
"Not bloody likely, now Zarbon, why was I locked in hear?" He asked. Not bothering to get angry. Knowing it would get him no where when Zarbon was acting like a loon.
He watched as the pretty alien stopped skipping and rushed over to him.
"Great Golly Gum Drop's I almost forgot!?!" He gasped, and started to untie a scarf that was around his neck.
Before Vegeta had time to relize what he could posibly be doing, the said scarf was wrapped around his face, and he was halled over Zarbon's shoulder.
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After about five minute's of kicking and mufled (From the scarf) screaming and cursing, Zarbon gently put Vegeta down and removed the blind fold.
"There we go," He yelled at the top of his lung's. Knocking on the door three time's. Vegeta thought nothing of it, I mean would you, we all know Zarbon has lost his marble's. Sighing the boy looked at the sign the was sticky taped to the wall.
It read: VEGETA'S SURPRISE PARTY HQ (SHH DON'T TELL HIM IT'S A SECRET)
The teen raised an eyebrow. What a bunch of complete idiot's. They had planned a suprise party for him, but stupidly hung a sign on the wall telling who ever might walk past that the suposed secret party was in this room.
Knowing full well that Freiza was behind this, Vegeta said nothing, know that if he didn't act suprised, the the white alien would kill him or something.
So pertending he hadn't seen the A2 sized sign the boy opened the door and walked inside.
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The light's he had gathered had been off, so Freiza and who ever else might be in hear had been sitting in the dark for who know's how long.
But as soon as he entered they flashed on and he was confrunted with 200 face's yelling.
"SU. PRRRIIIISSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Streemer's where thrown into the air, and most of them settling on his flame like hair. (AN: I didn't mean for that to rhyme... ^_^ ) Freiza appreared out of thin air and gave him a un welcomed hug.
"Happy sweet sixteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He squealed. Kissing his cheek. Vegeta sneared at him. Gross. But after the shock of Freiza's... um... welcome wore off, the prince just realised what he said.
"Sweet... sweet sixteen...!?!"
So.... there you go, please don't kill me for such a short and stupid chapter, BUT I'M REAL BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll make it up to you I sware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So review please and... tell me what you think. Any idea's would be very welcome!?! And I apologise about the LONG LONG wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry.
But, yeah, See you next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own it!?! But I will MWA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... um yeah... (blush's and look's at feet) -_- '
Summary: Vegeta finds out what it's like when everyone on Frieza's ship, including Frieza himself go COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!! from too much space travel.
Author's Note to her faithful reader's :THE WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE... WWWWAAAAIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!! (fall's to the ground crying)... Um... down to buisness. So the last chapter wasn't that funny... I know, and I'm glade you are all being honest, really I am. I just hope this one is funny... , I have figuered out that when Freiza is in the story it's funny because he's making a complete ass of himself.
Chapter 5: Sweet Sixteen
*****************************
As the hour's ticked by, Vegeta changed his position on his chair 37 time's, read anything that could be read on the wall, in any book's the where with-in eye sight, counted the dot's on the ciling, (There where 45 000 if you're wondering,) and right now, he's asleep.
Stretched out on his back
He was having such a wonderful dream, He was the ruler of the universe, Freiza was his slave, who was at that moment filling in for the person who cleaned out the surige pipe's. And to top it all off. He was a super saiyan.
Smiling the teen grumbled something, rolling over onto his side, facing the door, which by now, has a few dent's and burn mark's on it.
He was so out of it, that the young saiyan didn't notice the two steel rectangle's slideing open, OR someone walking up to him. INFACT he SO knocked out by bordem that when this 'someone' tapped him on the cheek, he DID not feel it.
OR
when that person pulled on his tail.
BUT.
He DID notice when the stupid idiot (Who obviously had a death wish) lent down and kissed him full on his lips.
Black eyes shot open, fury deep brown tail puffed up to twice it's normal size, as Vegeta shot up from the couch only to smack face first into the ceiling and fall back onto the blood red chair.
Lying dazed for a few moment's, the 16yr old prince blinked the flying fairy Freiza's that where fluttering around his head away and glared at the person who DARED kiss HIM!. Only to find Zarbon staring at him and grinning like a mentle paitent.
"Are you all right, sweetheart?" He asked, fluttering his eyelashes.
Vegeta hissed. Curling his finger's like claw's, getting ready to tear his face off.
"WHY DID YOU KISS ME YOU STUPID @^$^**&^#$ *&%%&^!?!" He belowed, shifting into a pouncing position. Zarbon of course wasn't the least bit fazed by this and only started prance around the room, and if he had flower's I'm sure he would most likely throw them into the air.
"You where like Sleeping Beauty!!! I had to kiss you!! And now we can get married!?!" He squealed. Vegeta stood up, brushing some plaster from his hair, (AN: He hit the ciling remember).
"Not bloody likely, now Zarbon, why was I locked in hear?" He asked. Not bothering to get angry. Knowing it would get him no where when Zarbon was acting like a loon.
He watched as the pretty alien stopped skipping and rushed over to him.
"Great Golly Gum Drop's I almost forgot!?!" He gasped, and started to untie a scarf that was around his neck.
Before Vegeta had time to relize what he could posibly be doing, the said scarf was wrapped around his face, and he was halled over Zarbon's shoulder.
***********************
After about five minute's of kicking and mufled (From the scarf) screaming and cursing, Zarbon gently put Vegeta down and removed the blind fold.
"There we go," He yelled at the top of his lung's. Knocking on the door three time's. Vegeta thought nothing of it, I mean would you, we all know Zarbon has lost his marble's. Sighing the boy looked at the sign the was sticky taped to the wall.
It read: VEGETA'S SURPRISE PARTY HQ (SHH DON'T TELL HIM IT'S A SECRET)
The teen raised an eyebrow. What a bunch of complete idiot's. They had planned a suprise party for him, but stupidly hung a sign on the wall telling who ever might walk past that the suposed secret party was in this room.
Knowing full well that Freiza was behind this, Vegeta said nothing, know that if he didn't act suprised, the the white alien would kill him or something.
So pertending he hadn't seen the A2 sized sign the boy opened the door and walked inside.
********************
The light's he had gathered had been off, so Freiza and who ever else might be in hear had been sitting in the dark for who know's how long.
But as soon as he entered they flashed on and he was confrunted with 200 face's yelling.
"SU. PRRRIIIISSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Streemer's where thrown into the air, and most of them settling on his flame like hair. (AN: I didn't mean for that to rhyme... ^_^ ) Freiza appreared out of thin air and gave him a un welcomed hug.
"Happy sweet sixteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He squealed. Kissing his cheek. Vegeta sneared at him. Gross. But after the shock of Freiza's... um... welcome wore off, the prince just realised what he said.
"Sweet... sweet sixteen...!?!"
So.... there you go, please don't kill me for such a short and stupid chapter, BUT I'M REAL BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll make it up to you I sware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So review please and... tell me what you think. Any idea's would be very welcome!?! And I apologise about the LONG LONG wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry.
But, yeah, See you next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!