Title: FREIZA GONE CRAZY!!!
Disclaimer: nope, don't own it, the only thing I DO own is this story!!!...
Summery:Vegeta finds out what it's like when everyone on Frieza's ship, including Frieza himself go COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!! from too much space travel.
Author's Note: heh heh... um... (shrinks as she sees angry red eyes on her) I know you think I've forgotten ALL about this story!! (Back's up against the wall as reader's advance on her) but I HAVEN'T!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!! SEE SEE I have a chapter to PROVE IT!?!?!... um... (holds up little white flag)
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Chapter 7: Presents!!!
Vegeta was quite proud of himself! He had sat hear for two whole hour's AND had tolerated this loon fest in front of him.
After he had sat down Frieza and the other's had ALL tried to give him their presents at once.
But as stupid and weird as he was Frieza had still maintained his knack for ordering people around and "ordered" everyone to stand back while he gave his beloved little saiyan his present.
At this point Vegeta was just about to lose his mind him self, but this party couldn't POSSIBLY go on FOREVER!?! Could it?
Frieza's gift had been a very pretty doll. One of those style doll's, like Barbie.
Too bad Vegeta hated dolls and he was a sixteen year old BOY!?!
But seeing as though the white lizard type creature would most likely chuck a fit and destroy him, if he threw the stupid disgusting doll across the room, the teen sighed, smiled and shoved the thing beside him.
Ok hear is a list of the gift's and the people/alien's they are from:
Zarbon: Make-up
Dadoria: A HUGE box of chocolate's (One of the only presents Vegeta liked)
Captain Ginu: A set of hair product's (Another prezie Vegeta liked, although he would never tell anyone that)
Jaice: Pile of pop CD's
Burter: A pet rock
Rackoom: A drawing he did himself
Guldo: Some pretty flower's
Cooie (That purple alien Vegeta wasted in the beginning of the Namek saga) : A pink t-shirt that said "drama queen" on the front
Raditz: A black t-shirt that said "If you don't like my attitude that's you're f#cking problem!?" on the front in white bold letter's
This present was by far Vegeta's favorite.
Nappa: A pile of manga comic's
Some other presents included, sea monkey's, a necklace made out of dry pasta, some more make up, a pair of pink thong underpants, pretty paper and pens, a secret diary and a stuffed animal in Vegeta's favorite color.
While almost ALL the gift's given to him were STUPID and for girls, this was the first time Vegeta had been given anything on his b'day, well besides the thing's from Nappa and Raditz, so the prince decided to keep all the presents and save them for future use (ie: Prank's).
Still seated on the "Birthday Throne" the teenage saiyan narrowed his dark eyes as Freiza did a special dance for him.
This was going to haunt his mind for about thirty year's. The young boy sighed, trying to turn his attention to something else.
Frieza seemed to think he was giving Vegeta a real treat, dancing like a stripper/pop star.
But not surprisingly it was having the opposite effect on the prince.
Oh MAN this was gross!! He was going to have nightmare's now!?! Vegeta, covered his face with his hands.
GROSS!! GROSS!! GROSS!!
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Heh heh... (Still holding white flag) There we go a short and kinda pointless chapter! BUT this whole story is weird so... I hope this will do for now!!!! I will not be surprised if you guys don't like it... I just a have a bad case of writer's block... forgive me!?!?!
Well... um... I can't promise that the next chapter will be better but I will try my best!?!?!?!?!
Disclaimer: nope, don't own it, the only thing I DO own is this story!!!...
Summery:Vegeta finds out what it's like when everyone on Frieza's ship, including Frieza himself go COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!! from too much space travel.
Author's Note: heh heh... um... (shrinks as she sees angry red eyes on her) I know you think I've forgotten ALL about this story!! (Back's up against the wall as reader's advance on her) but I HAVEN'T!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!! SEE SEE I have a chapter to PROVE IT!?!?!... um... (holds up little white flag)
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Chapter 7: Presents!!!
Vegeta was quite proud of himself! He had sat hear for two whole hour's AND had tolerated this loon fest in front of him.
After he had sat down Frieza and the other's had ALL tried to give him their presents at once.
But as stupid and weird as he was Frieza had still maintained his knack for ordering people around and "ordered" everyone to stand back while he gave his beloved little saiyan his present.
At this point Vegeta was just about to lose his mind him self, but this party couldn't POSSIBLY go on FOREVER!?! Could it?
Frieza's gift had been a very pretty doll. One of those style doll's, like Barbie.
Too bad Vegeta hated dolls and he was a sixteen year old BOY!?!
But seeing as though the white lizard type creature would most likely chuck a fit and destroy him, if he threw the stupid disgusting doll across the room, the teen sighed, smiled and shoved the thing beside him.
Ok hear is a list of the gift's and the people/alien's they are from:
Zarbon: Make-up
Dadoria: A HUGE box of chocolate's (One of the only presents Vegeta liked)
Captain Ginu: A set of hair product's (Another prezie Vegeta liked, although he would never tell anyone that)
Jaice: Pile of pop CD's
Burter: A pet rock
Rackoom: A drawing he did himself
Guldo: Some pretty flower's
Cooie (That purple alien Vegeta wasted in the beginning of the Namek saga) : A pink t-shirt that said "drama queen" on the front
Raditz: A black t-shirt that said "If you don't like my attitude that's you're f#cking problem!?" on the front in white bold letter's
This present was by far Vegeta's favorite.
Nappa: A pile of manga comic's
Some other presents included, sea monkey's, a necklace made out of dry pasta, some more make up, a pair of pink thong underpants, pretty paper and pens, a secret diary and a stuffed animal in Vegeta's favorite color.
While almost ALL the gift's given to him were STUPID and for girls, this was the first time Vegeta had been given anything on his b'day, well besides the thing's from Nappa and Raditz, so the prince decided to keep all the presents and save them for future use (ie: Prank's).
Still seated on the "Birthday Throne" the teenage saiyan narrowed his dark eyes as Freiza did a special dance for him.
This was going to haunt his mind for about thirty year's. The young boy sighed, trying to turn his attention to something else.
Frieza seemed to think he was giving Vegeta a real treat, dancing like a stripper/pop star.
But not surprisingly it was having the opposite effect on the prince.
Oh MAN this was gross!! He was going to have nightmare's now!?! Vegeta, covered his face with his hands.
GROSS!! GROSS!! GROSS!!
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Heh heh... (Still holding white flag) There we go a short and kinda pointless chapter! BUT this whole story is weird so... I hope this will do for now!!!! I will not be surprised if you guys don't like it... I just a have a bad case of writer's block... forgive me!?!?!
Well... um... I can't promise that the next chapter will be better but I will try my best!?!?!?!?!