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"Old Hermitttttttttttt!!!!!!!" Konohamaru yells as he lands on top of Jiraya's head. "You think I'm going to meet you the normal way huh? Well! You're dead wrong! Here comes KONOHAMARU! The future HOKAGE!!! Heeeeeeheeeeeehaaaaahahhaaa!" The kid grinned showing his missing tooth. "And I will become FAMOUS!!! People will no longer look at me as Grandpa's grandson!!! Darn Grandpa! I must defeat him with my new improved sexy no jutsu! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh...wait I forgot... Grandpa's dead already...THAT doesn't matter! I WILL still become HOKAGE!!! BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! And everybody will be...OWWWWW! What was that FOR old man?" Konohamaru shrieks as Jiraya threw a pebble at his big head. "That hurt a lot" He whined loudly scratching his forehead. "Keep QUIET! See those beauties there? whistles You're gonna scare 'em if you keep yelling like that..." Jiraya
pointed to the sexy girls bathing in the hot spring. A pool of drool settled on his lap while He was scribbling on his notepad like crazy. "If you want to go data gathering then you better keep quiet...shifts uncomfortably Man this hole isn't big enough for both of us...What ARE you DOING?!? DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS GOING TO GET US BOTH IN TROUBLE?!?" Jiraya whispered hoarsely to Konohamaru as he spotted him walking towards the ladies bath... "OH NOOOOOOO!!! Come back HERE you!"
Several seconds later...
Girl #1: Oh look! What a CUTE kid! Pointing to Konohamaru
Girl#2: KAWAII!!!
Girl#3: HE'S SO ADORABLE! Pinches Konohamaru's cheek
Jiraya walks off with Konohamaru. "Humph!!! It seems the girls like you eh??? What have you got that I don't??????"
Next week... At the springs...
Jiraya peeps at his usual hole. "Hey, that blonde over there is especially sexy... her breasts are BIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG too!!!"
Konohamaru narrows his eyes at the blurred figure. "Doesn't she look some kinda familiar?
Jiraya turns to face Konohamaru. "Well, I can't really tell...I don't have my binoculars right now you know..."
The blonde however sensing that something was wrong, left the spring...
Jiraya: KUSO!!!!! (it's a curse in Japanese)
A few moments later...
Jiraya was still data gathering with Konohamaru...his face looking like he was in dreamland and the pool of saliva getting bigger...He was about to write something when someone tapped his shoulder...
Jiraya yells rudely. "Leave me alone will ya? I have to do business you know."
The person who tapped Jiraya coughs purposedly.
'Hmmm...that voice...reminds me of the obaasan.' Jiraya snickered at the thought before thinking twice. "Wait...... OBAASAN?!?" Turning his head, Tsunade glared at him viciously.
Jiraya: Tsunade?!? What are you doing HERE?!?.................... So YOU'RE the blonde!
Konohamaru: See? I was right old man! I told ya she looked familiar! grins
Jiraya: wait...I can explai-
Tsunade: HOW DARE YOU!!! If you ever do that again, I WILL BAN YOU TO PUBLISH ANY MORE OF THOSE DIRTY BOOKS! punches Jiraya with full force
About 100 meters away...there lay an old man. Weak and fragile......
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"Old Hermitttttttttttt!!!!!!!" Konohamaru yells as he lands on top of Jiraya's head. "You think I'm going to meet you the normal way huh? Well! You're dead wrong! Here comes KONOHAMARU! The future HOKAGE!!! Heeeeeeheeeeeehaaaaahahhaaa!" The kid grinned showing his missing tooth. "And I will become FAMOUS!!! People will no longer look at me as Grandpa's grandson!!! Darn Grandpa! I must defeat him with my new improved sexy no jutsu! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh...wait I forgot... Grandpa's dead already...THAT doesn't matter! I WILL still become HOKAGE!!! BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! And everybody will be...OWWWWW! What was that FOR old man?" Konohamaru shrieks as Jiraya threw a pebble at his big head. "That hurt a lot" He whined loudly scratching his forehead. "Keep QUIET! See those beauties there? whistles You're gonna scare 'em if you keep yelling like that..." Jiraya
pointed to the sexy girls bathing in the hot spring. A pool of drool settled on his lap while He was scribbling on his notepad like crazy. "If you want to go data gathering then you better keep quiet...shifts uncomfortably Man this hole isn't big enough for both of us...What ARE you DOING?!? DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS GOING TO GET US BOTH IN TROUBLE?!?" Jiraya whispered hoarsely to Konohamaru as he spotted him walking towards the ladies bath... "OH NOOOOOOO!!! Come back HERE you!"
Several seconds later...
Girl #1: Oh look! What a CUTE kid! Pointing to Konohamaru
Girl#2: KAWAII!!!
Girl#3: HE'S SO ADORABLE! Pinches Konohamaru's cheek
Jiraya walks off with Konohamaru. "Humph!!! It seems the girls like you eh??? What have you got that I don't??????"
Next week... At the springs...
Jiraya peeps at his usual hole. "Hey, that blonde over there is especially sexy... her breasts are BIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG too!!!"
Konohamaru narrows his eyes at the blurred figure. "Doesn't she look some kinda familiar?
Jiraya turns to face Konohamaru. "Well, I can't really tell...I don't have my binoculars right now you know..."
The blonde however sensing that something was wrong, left the spring...
Jiraya: KUSO!!!!! (it's a curse in Japanese)
A few moments later...
Jiraya was still data gathering with Konohamaru...his face looking like he was in dreamland and the pool of saliva getting bigger...He was about to write something when someone tapped his shoulder...
Jiraya yells rudely. "Leave me alone will ya? I have to do business you know."
The person who tapped Jiraya coughs purposedly.
'Hmmm...that voice...reminds me of the obaasan.' Jiraya snickered at the thought before thinking twice. "Wait...... OBAASAN?!?" Turning his head, Tsunade glared at him viciously.
Jiraya: Tsunade?!? What are you doing HERE?!?.................... So YOU'RE the blonde!
Konohamaru: See? I was right old man! I told ya she looked familiar! grins
Jiraya: wait...I can explai-
Tsunade: HOW DARE YOU!!! If you ever do that again, I WILL BAN YOU TO PUBLISH ANY MORE OF THOSE DIRTY BOOKS! punches Jiraya with full force
About 100 meters away...there lay an old man. Weak and fragile......
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!