Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
The sun shines brightly today...as if sending its wrath to anyone who dares to go outdoors this morning. However, it didn't stop someone from working...
An old man more than fifty years of age who liked to call himself "The Frog Hermit" skipped along Konoha village with his trusty sidekick in search for a place to eat. There were no kids playing in sight fearing that the sun might scorch them. Everyone is probably indoors by now...
"I'm damn hungry... All that work for nothing! We scouted the forest for pools or waterfalls with beauties and we found NONE! I guess it's too hot for them to be out there..."
"Of course! We should check the bathhouses and springs, but if the Hokage-sama catches us, we're dead meat!"
The two arrived at Ichiraku's famished. They hurriedly entered the famous ramen stand's noisy atmosphere where people gathered to shade themselves from the sun. There were ninjas chattering everywhere taking a break from their missions and training, genins, chunins, jounins... Despite the fact that the place was full of ninjas, a flash of orange caught Jiraya's attention...
"Oi! Ero Sennin!" Naruto stands on the stool and waves his chopsticks. "What brings you here? We just came back from training! Ya should've seen how good I was!" Naruto blabs confidently with his face in triumph. "Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei?"
"????????????????????...Oh..." Kakashi nods his head while eating ramen and reading Icha Icha Paradise.
"See? See?" Naruto continues to jabber about how good he was and blah blah blah...
"Shut up DUNCE!"
Naruto wore a pained expression on his face, which then turned to a grin. "HA! You're just JEALOUS! Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sakura turns to face Sasuke with a concerned face. "Naruto! Stop insulting Sasuke-kun! He's still recovering! And with that seal around... Are you all right Sasuke-kun?"
Jiraya turned away from team7 hoping to find a quiet place to eat. Naruto and Sasuke were now throwing insults at each other making the noisy restaurant even noisier. After many tries to find a vacant seat away from the noise, the annoyed sennin finally settled sitting beside Sakura who was trying to convince Sasuke not to cause trouble. Jiraya sighed heavily waiting for Konohamaru's arrival. He had sent him to the bathhouses to check if there were girls worth peeping and to check if Tsunade or any ninjas was there.
Jiraya looked out the window only to find out that the sun had only become harsher than ever. 'Too hot' the pervert thought. He began to think more drifting away to his land of imagination. However, he snapped back to reality when he saw his trusty sidekick Konohamaru, rushing in the restaurant with his face red from the heat.
Konhamaru holds a thumbs-up sign. "All clear! No sign of them!"
"What are you waiting for?!? Let's go!!!"
At Konoha Springs...
Jiraya stuffs tissues in his nose. "Good work kid! I knew I could count on ya!"
Konohamaru replies with a dominant look. "Of course! I even made sure no one recognizes us!"
Jiraya, scribbling furiously let out a giggle. Obviously enlightened.
After an hour of data gathering...
"Ouch...My nose is starting to bleed..."
Suddenly Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi enters the scene...
Naruto jumps into the water with a loud splash. "Whoooooooo! The water is sooooo
Good! Yea!"
"Shut up DOBE! We came here to rest not to play!"
But Naruto wasn't listening to what Sasuke was saying... Instead, he stared at Jiraya who was peeping into the ladies bath with a vein popping out from his forehead...
"Ero-Sennin!!! What a shameless act!!! I won't forgive you this time!!!"
Jiraya pushes Naruto away. "Awwww leave me alone kid..."
Meanwhile, Konohamaru charges at Naruto with all his strength. "FIGHT ME NARUTO-nii san!!! TAKE THAT!!!"
But Naruto, having improved greatly since the last chuunin exam, easily dodged Konohamaru.
Konohamaru trips and falls to the ground. "WAHHHHH!!!! One of you set a trap! I knew it!!!"
Their fight was interrupted when they heard a soft chuckle behind them...
The sun shines brightly today...as if sending its wrath to anyone who dares to go outdoors this morning. However, it didn't stop someone from working...
An old man more than fifty years of age who liked to call himself "The Frog Hermit" skipped along Konoha village with his trusty sidekick in search for a place to eat. There were no kids playing in sight fearing that the sun might scorch them. Everyone is probably indoors by now...
"I'm damn hungry... All that work for nothing! We scouted the forest for pools or waterfalls with beauties and we found NONE! I guess it's too hot for them to be out there..."
"Of course! We should check the bathhouses and springs, but if the Hokage-sama catches us, we're dead meat!"
The two arrived at Ichiraku's famished. They hurriedly entered the famous ramen stand's noisy atmosphere where people gathered to shade themselves from the sun. There were ninjas chattering everywhere taking a break from their missions and training, genins, chunins, jounins... Despite the fact that the place was full of ninjas, a flash of orange caught Jiraya's attention...
"Oi! Ero Sennin!" Naruto stands on the stool and waves his chopsticks. "What brings you here? We just came back from training! Ya should've seen how good I was!" Naruto blabs confidently with his face in triumph. "Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei?"
"????????????????????...Oh..." Kakashi nods his head while eating ramen and reading Icha Icha Paradise.
"See? See?" Naruto continues to jabber about how good he was and blah blah blah...
"Shut up DUNCE!"
Naruto wore a pained expression on his face, which then turned to a grin. "HA! You're just JEALOUS! Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sakura turns to face Sasuke with a concerned face. "Naruto! Stop insulting Sasuke-kun! He's still recovering! And with that seal around... Are you all right Sasuke-kun?"
Jiraya turned away from team7 hoping to find a quiet place to eat. Naruto and Sasuke were now throwing insults at each other making the noisy restaurant even noisier. After many tries to find a vacant seat away from the noise, the annoyed sennin finally settled sitting beside Sakura who was trying to convince Sasuke not to cause trouble. Jiraya sighed heavily waiting for Konohamaru's arrival. He had sent him to the bathhouses to check if there were girls worth peeping and to check if Tsunade or any ninjas was there.
Jiraya looked out the window only to find out that the sun had only become harsher than ever. 'Too hot' the pervert thought. He began to think more drifting away to his land of imagination. However, he snapped back to reality when he saw his trusty sidekick Konohamaru, rushing in the restaurant with his face red from the heat.
Konhamaru holds a thumbs-up sign. "All clear! No sign of them!"
"What are you waiting for?!? Let's go!!!"
At Konoha Springs...
Jiraya stuffs tissues in his nose. "Good work kid! I knew I could count on ya!"
Konohamaru replies with a dominant look. "Of course! I even made sure no one recognizes us!"
Jiraya, scribbling furiously let out a giggle. Obviously enlightened.
After an hour of data gathering...
"Ouch...My nose is starting to bleed..."
Suddenly Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi enters the scene...
Naruto jumps into the water with a loud splash. "Whoooooooo! The water is sooooo
Good! Yea!"
"Shut up DOBE! We came here to rest not to play!"
But Naruto wasn't listening to what Sasuke was saying... Instead, he stared at Jiraya who was peeping into the ladies bath with a vein popping out from his forehead...
"Ero-Sennin!!! What a shameless act!!! I won't forgive you this time!!!"
Jiraya pushes Naruto away. "Awwww leave me alone kid..."
Meanwhile, Konohamaru charges at Naruto with all his strength. "FIGHT ME NARUTO-nii san!!! TAKE THAT!!!"
But Naruto, having improved greatly since the last chuunin exam, easily dodged Konohamaru.
Konohamaru trips and falls to the ground. "WAHHHHH!!!! One of you set a trap! I knew it!!!"
Their fight was interrupted when they heard a soft chuckle behind them...