Disclaimer: (holds shikon no tama and wishes so hard her head hurts) wait,
this isn't the sacred jewel! Oh well, I guess I won't be owning lotr any
time soon.
Just before they left the border of Imladris, she looked back. She couldn't believe her eyes. Jack was running after them. 'I must be seeing things.' But she wasn't. He ran up to his gawking friend. "Hey," he said kind of breathlessly from the running.
"What the heck are you doing here?!" was the first question that came to mind once her brain had started working again. He seemed pretty upset at this greeting.
"Yeah? Well screw you then."
She was used to his short temperedness and knew he was joking so she decided to play along. "When and where, babe?" she said with a sly grin.
"Right here, right now."
"Well then drop you're pants."
"What ever you say," he said as he jokingly started to undo his belt. What neither of them realized was that everyone else had come over and had caught on to their blunt conversation.
"What in the seven hells do you think you're doing?" asked Legolas as he stared in horror at the two.
"Hey. I heard that," said Ane as she turned to him. "Jack's just a friend. We'd never do any thing like that."
"Yeah. It's an inside joke. Unfortunately for you you're outside..."
"Jack..." she warned. "Play nice."
"Whoa! Darlin'! 'Don't swing that way."
"Ha ha. It is to laugh. Anyways, what are you doing here?"
"I'm here for the ride of course. No really, I went after you when you left the game without saying goodbye. I followed you to this neighborhood and this guy told me to go into these woods if I wanted to find you. About five minutes later I stumbled onto this city thing. The king there had something pretty big shoved up his a-"
"Watch it," she said quickly.
"Well anyways, he said you'd gone off to Rivendell as his son's whore. I said that didn't seem like you, but since he was upset about it I told him we were lovers and I'd wring your neck for him. He immediately lent me a horse and told me how to get to this Rivendell place. I got here a few minutes ago, and they said you'd left, so I ran after you."
She was speechless, but it was all Legolas could do to keep from blowing up with rage. "He... said... what?!" he asked through clenched teeth.
Ane grabbed his arms and looked him in the eyes. She was a little taken aback by the fire that blazed in them. "Legolas, I don't care. I don't care what he called me. It's fine. There's nothing you can do, so just calm down before you bite Jack's head off for no reason." He sighed and relaxed a little. "It's okay. Forget it."
"Wait... that king was telling the truth?! Holy crap, Ane! I thought you were better than that!!"
"We haven't done anything Jack."
"Yet! You're hanging all over him!"
"It's none of your business what I do and don't do, Jack."
"I'M YOUR FRIEND AREN'T I?!?!?!?!"
"Jack-"
"No! I'm bringing you home Ane. Right now!" he said as he grabbed her arm and started leading her back to the city. She flung him off.
"You can't, Jack! Don't you get it?"
"Get what?" he asked impatiently.
"We ain't in Kansas any more, Toto!"
"What the heck is that supposed to mean, Dorothy?" "Here, I'll put it in English for you. We are not on planet earth right now. Get that through you thick skull. We can't get home. Not that I'd want to now, but still; we're stuck," she added a bit more quietly than the rest of her sentences.
"You really like him don't you?"
"No, Jack," she said in no more than a whisper, "I love him." He stepped back a few paces. His jaw had long since dropped. For once he couldn't think of any words. He was still gawking when Legolas walked up to Ane and put his arm around her waist, staring at Jack the whole time. He then proceeded to yell at them in Russian, the third of his five languages. "Ñ Ð½Ðµ Ð¼Ð¾Ð³Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð¹Ð¼Ð¸Ñе Ð²Ñ Ñделали Ð±Ñ ÑÑо к мне! Ñ Ð´Ñмал ÑÑо Ñ Ñмог довеÑиÑÑ Ð²Ð°Ð¼! он Ð¸Ð¼ÐµÐµÑ ÑÑо Ñ Ð½Ðµ делаÑ? оÑлиÑно! как Ñаз пойдиÑе! оÑÑавÑÑе Ñ Ð¾Ð´Ð½Ð¸Ð¼!" I can't believe that you would do this to me! I thought I could trust you! What does he have that I don't? Fine! Just go! Leave me alone! She was taken aback at his sudden outburst, but she followed him anyways as he headed back to the city. "Jack. Jack! Listen to me! I'm talking to you!" she yelled to his back as he squared his shoulders and continued walking. "Jack, please, hear me out." He turned on her and kissed her hard. He took hold of her arms so that she couldn't back away. She hadn't expected this and was totally caught off guard. But when his tongue invaded her mouth, she snapped back into her senses. She tried to pull away, but he was a lot stronger than she thought he was. Finally, when she felt a hand move to her butt, she resorted to biting the sickening tongue in her mouth. The taste of blood filled her mouth and she thought she would be sick. He immediately drew back and his hands went to his mouth as he cried out in pain. She spat on the ground and slapped him so hard he had a red handprint on the side of his cheek. "You sick, perverted bastard! Friends my arse! Get away from me!" she yelled as he came towards her. His hand went for her throat, and she instinctively grabbed his wrist so she could kick him where it hurt. He collapsed and she backed away from him. Legolas caught her as she stumbled backwards over a rock. She turned and buried her head in his chest as she started to cry. He wrapped his arms around her and smoothed her hair from her tear-stained face. It was no wonder why she had originally thought he was going to rape her if back in her homeland her own friends would. Aragorn had come over and put a blade to Jack's neck. "Go back to where you came from, and ne'er return. You are not welcome among us anymore. Depart. Now." The boy slowly got up and trudged off towards the city again. Not once did he look back. Legolas stayed very close to Ane until they finally decided to stop, and even then he stayed within arms reach of her at all times. She really did not mind. In fact, she liked how he was being protective of her since she was so brutally assaulted. He didn't do anything to sexually arouse her, other than when he planted brotherly kisses on her head every once in a while, and that told her that he wanted to comfort her, not use her for physical gratification, and that she appreciated more than anything. She fell asleep in his arms, the one place she had ever really felt safe in her life. She knew that as long as his arms and his love encircled her, nothing would ever happen to her. When she woke the next morning, she found that Legolas had not moved from the position he had held her in the previous night; he was sitting butterfly style, with the soles of his feet together, while the fingers of his left hand were woven together with her right, and the fingers of his right hand were intertwined with her left, so that their arms formed a circle and rested on her stomach. She realized that she was the only one awake. She slowly tried to get up without waking Legolas, but the elf was too alert for her. He stirred and his eyes focused as he looked at her and smiled. She smiled as well, and leaned forward to kiss him. It was a light kiss, but the meaning was deeper than either one could fathom. She loved him more than she could ever say, and he knew it, for he felt the same way about her. She cherished this quiet little moment with him, where they were able to show their true love for each other without true passion. They took each other for face value and that was all that mattered right now. They got up when the others started to stir. Sam prepared breakfast: bacon, sausage, and toast. When they had all eaten, they packed up and started the long journey again. Ane stayed close to Legolas of course, but there was a newfound trust between them that seemed to radiate from them as they walked, an almost undisputed respect for each other, that didn't require physical contact for them to feel it. The rest of the fellowship could feel it as well, and they all secretly longed for a love like that, though no one felt the need to voice it. here's another one for ya! Hope ur happy, but if not oh well, I tried. Yeah, jack is kind of a biznoch, but that's not his fault. Remember him, cause he's important later (dun dun dun) so yeah.
Just before they left the border of Imladris, she looked back. She couldn't believe her eyes. Jack was running after them. 'I must be seeing things.' But she wasn't. He ran up to his gawking friend. "Hey," he said kind of breathlessly from the running.
"What the heck are you doing here?!" was the first question that came to mind once her brain had started working again. He seemed pretty upset at this greeting.
"Yeah? Well screw you then."
She was used to his short temperedness and knew he was joking so she decided to play along. "When and where, babe?" she said with a sly grin.
"Right here, right now."
"Well then drop you're pants."
"What ever you say," he said as he jokingly started to undo his belt. What neither of them realized was that everyone else had come over and had caught on to their blunt conversation.
"What in the seven hells do you think you're doing?" asked Legolas as he stared in horror at the two.
"Hey. I heard that," said Ane as she turned to him. "Jack's just a friend. We'd never do any thing like that."
"Yeah. It's an inside joke. Unfortunately for you you're outside..."
"Jack..." she warned. "Play nice."
"Whoa! Darlin'! 'Don't swing that way."
"Ha ha. It is to laugh. Anyways, what are you doing here?"
"I'm here for the ride of course. No really, I went after you when you left the game without saying goodbye. I followed you to this neighborhood and this guy told me to go into these woods if I wanted to find you. About five minutes later I stumbled onto this city thing. The king there had something pretty big shoved up his a-"
"Watch it," she said quickly.
"Well anyways, he said you'd gone off to Rivendell as his son's whore. I said that didn't seem like you, but since he was upset about it I told him we were lovers and I'd wring your neck for him. He immediately lent me a horse and told me how to get to this Rivendell place. I got here a few minutes ago, and they said you'd left, so I ran after you."
She was speechless, but it was all Legolas could do to keep from blowing up with rage. "He... said... what?!" he asked through clenched teeth.
Ane grabbed his arms and looked him in the eyes. She was a little taken aback by the fire that blazed in them. "Legolas, I don't care. I don't care what he called me. It's fine. There's nothing you can do, so just calm down before you bite Jack's head off for no reason." He sighed and relaxed a little. "It's okay. Forget it."
"Wait... that king was telling the truth?! Holy crap, Ane! I thought you were better than that!!"
"We haven't done anything Jack."
"Yet! You're hanging all over him!"
"It's none of your business what I do and don't do, Jack."
"I'M YOUR FRIEND AREN'T I?!?!?!?!"
"Jack-"
"No! I'm bringing you home Ane. Right now!" he said as he grabbed her arm and started leading her back to the city. She flung him off.
"You can't, Jack! Don't you get it?"
"Get what?" he asked impatiently.
"We ain't in Kansas any more, Toto!"
"What the heck is that supposed to mean, Dorothy?" "Here, I'll put it in English for you. We are not on planet earth right now. Get that through you thick skull. We can't get home. Not that I'd want to now, but still; we're stuck," she added a bit more quietly than the rest of her sentences.
"You really like him don't you?"
"No, Jack," she said in no more than a whisper, "I love him." He stepped back a few paces. His jaw had long since dropped. For once he couldn't think of any words. He was still gawking when Legolas walked up to Ane and put his arm around her waist, staring at Jack the whole time. He then proceeded to yell at them in Russian, the third of his five languages. "Ñ Ð½Ðµ Ð¼Ð¾Ð³Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð¹Ð¼Ð¸Ñе Ð²Ñ Ñделали Ð±Ñ ÑÑо к мне! Ñ Ð´Ñмал ÑÑо Ñ Ñмог довеÑиÑÑ Ð²Ð°Ð¼! он Ð¸Ð¼ÐµÐµÑ ÑÑо Ñ Ð½Ðµ делаÑ? оÑлиÑно! как Ñаз пойдиÑе! оÑÑавÑÑе Ñ Ð¾Ð´Ð½Ð¸Ð¼!" I can't believe that you would do this to me! I thought I could trust you! What does he have that I don't? Fine! Just go! Leave me alone! She was taken aback at his sudden outburst, but she followed him anyways as he headed back to the city. "Jack. Jack! Listen to me! I'm talking to you!" she yelled to his back as he squared his shoulders and continued walking. "Jack, please, hear me out." He turned on her and kissed her hard. He took hold of her arms so that she couldn't back away. She hadn't expected this and was totally caught off guard. But when his tongue invaded her mouth, she snapped back into her senses. She tried to pull away, but he was a lot stronger than she thought he was. Finally, when she felt a hand move to her butt, she resorted to biting the sickening tongue in her mouth. The taste of blood filled her mouth and she thought she would be sick. He immediately drew back and his hands went to his mouth as he cried out in pain. She spat on the ground and slapped him so hard he had a red handprint on the side of his cheek. "You sick, perverted bastard! Friends my arse! Get away from me!" she yelled as he came towards her. His hand went for her throat, and she instinctively grabbed his wrist so she could kick him where it hurt. He collapsed and she backed away from him. Legolas caught her as she stumbled backwards over a rock. She turned and buried her head in his chest as she started to cry. He wrapped his arms around her and smoothed her hair from her tear-stained face. It was no wonder why she had originally thought he was going to rape her if back in her homeland her own friends would. Aragorn had come over and put a blade to Jack's neck. "Go back to where you came from, and ne'er return. You are not welcome among us anymore. Depart. Now." The boy slowly got up and trudged off towards the city again. Not once did he look back. Legolas stayed very close to Ane until they finally decided to stop, and even then he stayed within arms reach of her at all times. She really did not mind. In fact, she liked how he was being protective of her since she was so brutally assaulted. He didn't do anything to sexually arouse her, other than when he planted brotherly kisses on her head every once in a while, and that told her that he wanted to comfort her, not use her for physical gratification, and that she appreciated more than anything. She fell asleep in his arms, the one place she had ever really felt safe in her life. She knew that as long as his arms and his love encircled her, nothing would ever happen to her. When she woke the next morning, she found that Legolas had not moved from the position he had held her in the previous night; he was sitting butterfly style, with the soles of his feet together, while the fingers of his left hand were woven together with her right, and the fingers of his right hand were intertwined with her left, so that their arms formed a circle and rested on her stomach. She realized that she was the only one awake. She slowly tried to get up without waking Legolas, but the elf was too alert for her. He stirred and his eyes focused as he looked at her and smiled. She smiled as well, and leaned forward to kiss him. It was a light kiss, but the meaning was deeper than either one could fathom. She loved him more than she could ever say, and he knew it, for he felt the same way about her. She cherished this quiet little moment with him, where they were able to show their true love for each other without true passion. They took each other for face value and that was all that mattered right now. They got up when the others started to stir. Sam prepared breakfast: bacon, sausage, and toast. When they had all eaten, they packed up and started the long journey again. Ane stayed close to Legolas of course, but there was a newfound trust between them that seemed to radiate from them as they walked, an almost undisputed respect for each other, that didn't require physical contact for them to feel it. The rest of the fellowship could feel it as well, and they all secretly longed for a love like that, though no one felt the need to voice it. here's another one for ya! Hope ur happy, but if not oh well, I tried. Yeah, jack is kind of a biznoch, but that's not his fault. Remember him, cause he's important later (dun dun dun) so yeah.