::::::::Ok..Im Back..And This Chapter Will Be more FUN 2 read I hope....Ne-Ways R/R That always makes me happy!!!Remember this takes place in uh..1975..and their all still Teens or whatever..their still young!!!
And DAVEY AND SARAH ARENT RELATED OK?????? ok..R/R
The Spot Conlon Picture show(Spotty)
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
Sarah decided to sing -"In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright, there's a guiding star. No matter what or who you are. "
Jack & Sarah sang together "There's a light..."
Newsies- "Over at the Frankenstein place."
Jack & Sarah Sang "There's a light...
Newsie Chorus sighed and Sang "Burning in the fireplace..."
Jack & Sarah Smiled and sang "There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.
Racetrack looked out the window, sighing and started to sing "The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming Into my life. Into my life...
Jack and Sarah still singing "There's a light...
Chorus singing "Over at the Frankenstein place.
Jack and Sarah singing "There's a light...
Chorus singing "Burning in the fireplace. There's a light, a light
Jack and Sara singing "...in the darkness of everybody's life.
(extra verse not in movie)
Jack Singing "I can see the flag fly I can see the rain Just the same, there has got to be Something better here for you and me. "Sarah smiling at him.
"And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. ...Or had they?" Specs asked, raising his eyebrow.
Jack, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm frightened..."Sarah whined.
Jack sighed and said "Just a moment Sarah, they might have a phone.
They knocked and Racetrack awnsered the door...
"Hello."He said staring at them both.
Hi! My name is Jack Kelly, and this is my fiancee, Sarah Jacobs. I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road... do you have a phone we might use? Wait Is that you Racetrack? What the hell are you doing here?"Jack asked.
Racetrack stared at them funny and said "Yes my names Racetrack..But I don't think I know you two..."
Jack sighed and said "Were friends remember?"
"Just forget it Jack!"Sarah said elbowing him.
"Your Wet."Racetrack said to them.
Yes - it's raining."Sarah said to him, as If he were a stupid moron.
Yes." Jack mumbled.
"Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside. "Racetrack said smiling at them.
"You're too kind. Oh Jack, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this? "Sarah asked quietly.
Jack then smiled and said "Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for Weird rich Scabbas."He said chuckling to himself.
Oh. 'Sarah said softly.
"This way. "Racetrack said. Suddenly they all heard laughter and noises from another room.
"Are you having a party?"Sarah asked.
Racetrack turned to Sarah and Jack and said "You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs."
"Oh..Lucky him"Sarah said giving a fake smile.
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha... "They all looked to see Medda Larkson swinging down the stairs in a Slutty looking Maids oufit...
THE TIME WARP
Racetrack grinned and began to sing "It's astounding; Time is fleeting; Madness takes its toll. But listen closely... "
Medda smiled and said "Not for very much longer. "
Racetrack started singing again "I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time-warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me
Both singing "And the Void will be calling....
Medda and Race then shoved Jack and Sarah in another room..where it was full of Newsies!!
The Newsies turned and stared at them and sang "Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's just a jump to the left. "Specs said smirking.
"And then a step to the right. "
"With your hands on your hips.''Specs said mimicing the dance movements.
Everyone (Minus Jack and Sarah) started singing "You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane...
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all. "Medda sang dancing around.
Racetrack smiled and said "With a bit of a mind flip "
"Your into the Time Slip..."Medda sang.
"And nothing can ever be the same."Racetrack sang softly.
"You're spaced out on sensation.'Medda yelled.
"Like you're under sedation."Race sang grinning.
"Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again." The Newsies Sang.
Kid-Blink smiled and sang all girly "Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up, he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again.."He/She said winking at Jack..who in turn backed away.
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's just a jump to the left!" Specs yelled.
And then a step to the right.
"With your hands on your hips...."Specs said yawning.
All the Newsies singing "You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's just a jump to the left!!"Specs said tiredly.
"And then a step to the right." The newsies sang.
"With your hands on your hips!... "Specs said half asleep.
You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Music Ends
Sarah looking at everyone who was laying on the floor.
"Jack, say something." Sarah whispered.
"Ok..Jack mumbled."ARE YOU ALL ON CRACK?!?"Jack shouted.
Sarah smacked him in the face and said "I MEAN SOMETHING ELSE!!"
Jack rolled his eyes and said "Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
Sarah rolled her eyes, As The Newsie Transvestites looked confused.
Jack, please, let's get out of here."Sarah whimpered.
Jack grabbed Sarah's shoulders and shook her gently..(ya right) and said "For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Sarah.
"But it... it seems so unhealthy here"Sarah said looking around.
"It's just a party, Sarah."Jack said, rolling his eyes.
"Well - I want to go. "Sarah whined stomping her feet.
"Well to bad..we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone."Jack said.
"Well then ask the butler or someone. "Sarah hissed at him quietly.
Just a moment, Sarah - we don't want to interfere with their celebration. "Jack said staring at the Newsies.
'ERR..This isnt The damn Newsie Strike or anything, You Moron!!!"Sarah growled.
"They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more... folk dancing. "Jack laughed at the thought.
"Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!"Sarah said, clearly beyond terrified.
"I'm here - there's nothing to worry about."Jack said smiling softly. They turned around and Saw Davey with weird make-up and stuff...Sarah does a dramatic faint.
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
Davey grinned and began to sing...
How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Hi Davey!!...I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. "Jack said.
"Right"Sarah said.
"We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry."Jack said staring at Davey..Trying not to puke..
Davey grinned evilly and suspicously and sang "Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic.."Davey smiled and danced with Kid Blink.
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night?
'Night.."Racetrack mumbled.
Or maybe a bite?
"Bite"..Blink said grinning.
"I could show you my favourite obsession. I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my......tension "Davey sang softly.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite"Davey sang loudly, and started dancing around.
Davey, Blink, Racetrack, and Medda:Sweet transvestite
"From Transsexual,
Blink,Racetrack and Medda:Transylvania.
Davey then grinned and Said "So - come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici --- pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause. But not the symptom.
Sarah latched onto Jack "Oh! Jack!"
It's all right Sarah. We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. Jack said nodding his head.
"Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush."Blink said smiling.
Hi, my name is Jack Kelly, and this is my fiancee, Sarah Jacobs; ah.. you are...?
Blink ignored Jack and said "You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege."
"People like you maybe. "Jack said to Blink.
"Ha! I've seen it."Blink said smirking at him.
"Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting."Racetrack said frustrated.
"Shift it! "Medda yelled.
Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband?"Sarah asked. And Medda laughed..While Racetrack snorted.
"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants."He said rolling his eyes.
"Oh."Sarah mumbled.
Medda, Blink - go assist Racetrack. I will entertain ...uh huh huh...
Jack Kelly. This is my fiancee, Sarah Jackups.
"Jacobs..It's Jacobs you moron!"Sarah said smacking Jack upside the head
Davey then kissed her hand, Saying "Enchante."
"Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality."Davey said smiling.
"Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! "Jack shouted angrily.
Jack, don't be ungrateful. "Sarah hissed at him.
"Ungrateful!"He yelled turning to Sarah.
Davey suddenly grinned and said "How forceful you are, Jack. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Sarah.
'Well, yes I am."Sarah said smiling proudly.
"Do you have any tattoos, Jack?"Davey asked.
"Certainly Not!"Jack yelled.
Davey shrugged his shoulders and turned to Sarah and said " Oh well,.. how about you?"
Sarah giggled, and said "No."
Racetrack then came over "Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your... word."
Davey Grinned and Said "Tonight, my unconventional conventionists... you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research... and paradise is to be mine! It was strange the way it happened... suddenly you get a break... whole pieces seem to fit into place, not a sign of being.. what a fool! The answer was there all the time, it took a small accident to make it happen... AN ACCIDENT... "
Medda and Blink then yelled "An accident!
Davey smiled and continued"..and that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, that SPARK that is the breath of life... Yes, I have that knowledge... I hold the secret... to life... itself! You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be BORN! Up now! ...throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step the reactor power input THREE MORE POINTS! "Davey Finished.
They looked to see a guy covered in something.
Sarah then whimpered "Oh, Jack!
It's all right, Sarah."He said smiling.
"Oh Spotty!!!"Davey shouted.
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
Spotty looked around and started singing.
"The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. "
Davey shoves Racetrack.."You Idiot!
Spotty:Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed.
Newsies:That ain't no crime.
Spotty:And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread.
Newsies:That ain't no crime.
Spotty:My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
Davey grinned and said all girly "Oh, Spotty!
Davey tries to touch Spotty..But falls over when Spot moves and Spot runs all around with Davey chasing him...
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh ho no no
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh ho no no
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
Spotty:Oh ho no no
Spotty smiles and Sings more:"The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.
"Well, Really.."Davey mumbled getting up.
Newsies:That ain't no crime.
Spotty:And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread.
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery And, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
Newsies: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh no no no.
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh no no no
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, sha-la-la.
Davey walks toward Spotty and says "Well really. That's no way to behave on your first day out.
Spotty mumbles "Ugh Ugh "
"But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to forgive you. "Davey said grinning.
'Ugh Ugh"Spot mumbled.
"Oh, I just love success."Davey said smiling.
"He's a credit to your genius, master"Racetrack said smiling.
'Yes".Davey said.
"A triumph of your will. "Medda smiled.
Yes.
"He's O.K."Kid Blink mumbled.
"O.K.? O.K.?!? I think we can do better than that. Humph! Well, Jack and Sarah, what do you think of him? "Davey asked.
"Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."Sarah said smiling. As The other Newsies gave a few laughs.
"I didn't make him FOR YOU! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval."Davey growled.
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (Part 1)
Davey smiled, and started to sing "A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face When kicked to the ground; And soon in the gym with a determined chin, The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Will make him glisten ...and gleam. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...
Davey & The Newsies:But the wrong man.
Davey:He'll eat nutritious high protein. And swallow raw eggs... Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days...
Davey & The Newsies:I can make you a man.
Davey:"He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand, When in just seven days, oh baby, ...I can make you a man."Before he could finish..They heard a loud crash and Turned to see the Famous Rock star MUSH MEYERS!!!
Kid-Blink then Squealed like a little school girl. and yelled "IT"S MY MUSHY POO!!!!!!!!
HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL)
Mush Smiled and started singing to Blink : " Whatever happened to Saturday night, When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go, And listen to the music on the radio; A saxophone was blowin' in a rock 'n roll show. You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. etc.
Davey wasn't to thrilled when Mush Meyers crashed the scene..But got even madder at him when he was staring at Spotty..So he went and slaughtered him..While Blink ran off crying..Mush screamed like a little girl...
Davey sighed "One from the vaults. Oh baby!.. Don't be upset... It was a mercy killing... he had a certain naive charm, but no muscle... Oh! Spot started showing off!
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (Part 2 )
Davey then started singing "But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep. Makes me, oooh, shake, Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the...ha-ha-hand.
Davey & The Newsies:"In just seven days I can make you a man.
Davey:"I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.
Sarah then tried to sing "I'm a muscle fan. "
Davey:"In just seven days, I can make you a man Dig it if you can In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Newsies:"Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah! Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah! Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah! Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah!
:::::::::Ok....Im done with this Chapter..So What do u think??? Should I Continue with the story..or not????? R/R!!!!
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And DAVEY AND SARAH ARENT RELATED OK?????? ok..R/R
The Spot Conlon Picture show(Spotty)
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
Sarah decided to sing -"In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright, there's a guiding star. No matter what or who you are. "
Jack & Sarah sang together "There's a light..."
Newsies- "Over at the Frankenstein place."
Jack & Sarah Sang "There's a light...
Newsie Chorus sighed and Sang "Burning in the fireplace..."
Jack & Sarah Smiled and sang "There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.
Racetrack looked out the window, sighing and started to sing "The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming Into my life. Into my life...
Jack and Sarah still singing "There's a light...
Chorus singing "Over at the Frankenstein place.
Jack and Sarah singing "There's a light...
Chorus singing "Burning in the fireplace. There's a light, a light
Jack and Sara singing "...in the darkness of everybody's life.
(extra verse not in movie)
Jack Singing "I can see the flag fly I can see the rain Just the same, there has got to be Something better here for you and me. "Sarah smiling at him.
"And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. ...Or had they?" Specs asked, raising his eyebrow.
Jack, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm frightened..."Sarah whined.
Jack sighed and said "Just a moment Sarah, they might have a phone.
They knocked and Racetrack awnsered the door...
"Hello."He said staring at them both.
Hi! My name is Jack Kelly, and this is my fiancee, Sarah Jacobs. I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road... do you have a phone we might use? Wait Is that you Racetrack? What the hell are you doing here?"Jack asked.
Racetrack stared at them funny and said "Yes my names Racetrack..But I don't think I know you two..."
Jack sighed and said "Were friends remember?"
"Just forget it Jack!"Sarah said elbowing him.
"Your Wet."Racetrack said to them.
Yes - it's raining."Sarah said to him, as If he were a stupid moron.
Yes." Jack mumbled.
"Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside. "Racetrack said smiling at them.
"You're too kind. Oh Jack, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this? "Sarah asked quietly.
Jack then smiled and said "Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for Weird rich Scabbas."He said chuckling to himself.
Oh. 'Sarah said softly.
"This way. "Racetrack said. Suddenly they all heard laughter and noises from another room.
"Are you having a party?"Sarah asked.
Racetrack turned to Sarah and Jack and said "You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs."
"Oh..Lucky him"Sarah said giving a fake smile.
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha... "They all looked to see Medda Larkson swinging down the stairs in a Slutty looking Maids oufit...
THE TIME WARP
Racetrack grinned and began to sing "It's astounding; Time is fleeting; Madness takes its toll. But listen closely... "
Medda smiled and said "Not for very much longer. "
Racetrack started singing again "I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time-warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me
Both singing "And the Void will be calling....
Medda and Race then shoved Jack and Sarah in another room..where it was full of Newsies!!
The Newsies turned and stared at them and sang "Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's just a jump to the left. "Specs said smirking.
"And then a step to the right. "
"With your hands on your hips.''Specs said mimicing the dance movements.
Everyone (Minus Jack and Sarah) started singing "You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane...
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all. "Medda sang dancing around.
Racetrack smiled and said "With a bit of a mind flip "
"Your into the Time Slip..."Medda sang.
"And nothing can ever be the same."Racetrack sang softly.
"You're spaced out on sensation.'Medda yelled.
"Like you're under sedation."Race sang grinning.
"Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again." The Newsies Sang.
Kid-Blink smiled and sang all girly "Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up, he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again.."He/She said winking at Jack..who in turn backed away.
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's just a jump to the left!" Specs yelled.
And then a step to the right.
"With your hands on your hips...."Specs said yawning.
All the Newsies singing "You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.
"It's just a jump to the left!!"Specs said tiredly.
"And then a step to the right." The newsies sang.
"With your hands on your hips!... "Specs said half asleep.
You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Music Ends
Sarah looking at everyone who was laying on the floor.
"Jack, say something." Sarah whispered.
"Ok..Jack mumbled."ARE YOU ALL ON CRACK?!?"Jack shouted.
Sarah smacked him in the face and said "I MEAN SOMETHING ELSE!!"
Jack rolled his eyes and said "Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
Sarah rolled her eyes, As The Newsie Transvestites looked confused.
Jack, please, let's get out of here."Sarah whimpered.
Jack grabbed Sarah's shoulders and shook her gently..(ya right) and said "For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Sarah.
"But it... it seems so unhealthy here"Sarah said looking around.
"It's just a party, Sarah."Jack said, rolling his eyes.
"Well - I want to go. "Sarah whined stomping her feet.
"Well to bad..we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone."Jack said.
"Well then ask the butler or someone. "Sarah hissed at him quietly.
Just a moment, Sarah - we don't want to interfere with their celebration. "Jack said staring at the Newsies.
'ERR..This isnt The damn Newsie Strike or anything, You Moron!!!"Sarah growled.
"They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more... folk dancing. "Jack laughed at the thought.
"Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!"Sarah said, clearly beyond terrified.
"I'm here - there's nothing to worry about."Jack said smiling softly. They turned around and Saw Davey with weird make-up and stuff...Sarah does a dramatic faint.
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
Davey grinned and began to sing...
How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Hi Davey!!...I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. "Jack said.
"Right"Sarah said.
"We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry."Jack said staring at Davey..Trying not to puke..
Davey grinned evilly and suspicously and sang "Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic.."Davey smiled and danced with Kid Blink.
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night?
'Night.."Racetrack mumbled.
Or maybe a bite?
"Bite"..Blink said grinning.
"I could show you my favourite obsession. I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my......tension "Davey sang softly.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite"Davey sang loudly, and started dancing around.
Davey, Blink, Racetrack, and Medda:Sweet transvestite
"From Transsexual,
Blink,Racetrack and Medda:Transylvania.
Davey then grinned and Said "So - come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici --- pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause. But not the symptom.
Sarah latched onto Jack "Oh! Jack!"
It's all right Sarah. We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. Jack said nodding his head.
"Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush."Blink said smiling.
Hi, my name is Jack Kelly, and this is my fiancee, Sarah Jacobs; ah.. you are...?
Blink ignored Jack and said "You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege."
"People like you maybe. "Jack said to Blink.
"Ha! I've seen it."Blink said smirking at him.
"Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting."Racetrack said frustrated.
"Shift it! "Medda yelled.
Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband?"Sarah asked. And Medda laughed..While Racetrack snorted.
"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants."He said rolling his eyes.
"Oh."Sarah mumbled.
Medda, Blink - go assist Racetrack. I will entertain ...uh huh huh...
Jack Kelly. This is my fiancee, Sarah Jackups.
"Jacobs..It's Jacobs you moron!"Sarah said smacking Jack upside the head
Davey then kissed her hand, Saying "Enchante."
"Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality."Davey said smiling.
"Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! "Jack shouted angrily.
Jack, don't be ungrateful. "Sarah hissed at him.
"Ungrateful!"He yelled turning to Sarah.
Davey suddenly grinned and said "How forceful you are, Jack. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Sarah.
'Well, yes I am."Sarah said smiling proudly.
"Do you have any tattoos, Jack?"Davey asked.
"Certainly Not!"Jack yelled.
Davey shrugged his shoulders and turned to Sarah and said " Oh well,.. how about you?"
Sarah giggled, and said "No."
Racetrack then came over "Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your... word."
Davey Grinned and Said "Tonight, my unconventional conventionists... you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research... and paradise is to be mine! It was strange the way it happened... suddenly you get a break... whole pieces seem to fit into place, not a sign of being.. what a fool! The answer was there all the time, it took a small accident to make it happen... AN ACCIDENT... "
Medda and Blink then yelled "An accident!
Davey smiled and continued"..and that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, that SPARK that is the breath of life... Yes, I have that knowledge... I hold the secret... to life... itself! You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be BORN! Up now! ...throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step the reactor power input THREE MORE POINTS! "Davey Finished.
They looked to see a guy covered in something.
Sarah then whimpered "Oh, Jack!
It's all right, Sarah."He said smiling.
"Oh Spotty!!!"Davey shouted.
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
Spotty looked around and started singing.
"The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. "
Davey shoves Racetrack.."You Idiot!
Spotty:Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed.
Newsies:That ain't no crime.
Spotty:And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread.
Newsies:That ain't no crime.
Spotty:My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
Davey grinned and said all girly "Oh, Spotty!
Davey tries to touch Spotty..But falls over when Spot moves and Spot runs all around with Davey chasing him...
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh ho no no
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh ho no no
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
Spotty:Oh ho no no
Spotty smiles and Sings more:"The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.
"Well, Really.."Davey mumbled getting up.
Newsies:That ain't no crime.
Spotty:And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread.
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery And, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
Newsies: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh no no no.
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Spotty:Oh no no no
Newsies:Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, sha-la-la.
Davey walks toward Spotty and says "Well really. That's no way to behave on your first day out.
Spotty mumbles "Ugh Ugh "
"But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to forgive you. "Davey said grinning.
'Ugh Ugh"Spot mumbled.
"Oh, I just love success."Davey said smiling.
"He's a credit to your genius, master"Racetrack said smiling.
'Yes".Davey said.
"A triumph of your will. "Medda smiled.
Yes.
"He's O.K."Kid Blink mumbled.
"O.K.? O.K.?!? I think we can do better than that. Humph! Well, Jack and Sarah, what do you think of him? "Davey asked.
"Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."Sarah said smiling. As The other Newsies gave a few laughs.
"I didn't make him FOR YOU! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval."Davey growled.
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (Part 1)
Davey smiled, and started to sing "A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face When kicked to the ground; And soon in the gym with a determined chin, The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Will make him glisten ...and gleam. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...
Davey & The Newsies:But the wrong man.
Davey:He'll eat nutritious high protein. And swallow raw eggs... Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days...
Davey & The Newsies:I can make you a man.
Davey:"He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand, When in just seven days, oh baby, ...I can make you a man."Before he could finish..They heard a loud crash and Turned to see the Famous Rock star MUSH MEYERS!!!
Kid-Blink then Squealed like a little school girl. and yelled "IT"S MY MUSHY POO!!!!!!!!
HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL)
Mush Smiled and started singing to Blink : " Whatever happened to Saturday night, When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go, And listen to the music on the radio; A saxophone was blowin' in a rock 'n roll show. You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. etc.
Davey wasn't to thrilled when Mush Meyers crashed the scene..But got even madder at him when he was staring at Spotty..So he went and slaughtered him..While Blink ran off crying..Mush screamed like a little girl...
Davey sighed "One from the vaults. Oh baby!.. Don't be upset... It was a mercy killing... he had a certain naive charm, but no muscle... Oh! Spot started showing off!
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (Part 2 )
Davey then started singing "But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep. Makes me, oooh, shake, Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the...ha-ha-hand.
Davey & The Newsies:"In just seven days I can make you a man.
Davey:"I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.
Sarah then tried to sing "I'm a muscle fan. "
Davey:"In just seven days, I can make you a man Dig it if you can In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Newsies:"Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah! Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah! Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah! Davey and Spotty, rah-rah-rah!
:::::::::Ok....Im done with this Chapter..So What do u think??? Should I Continue with the story..or not????? R/R!!!!
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