::::::::Heres Chapter 3!!! Enjoy R/R!!! REMEMBER SARAH AND DAVEY ARENT RELATED!!!at least in this fic. anyways....
The Spot Conlon Horror Picture Show!!!(Spotty)
Specs smilled and said "Welcome Back Everyone!!! oh umm ya.. Specs smiled and said
" There are those who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is but a figment of the imagination. If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe, ... however, the sudden departure of their host...and his creation...into the seclusion of his sombre bridal suite had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy, a feeling which grew as the other guests departed, and they were shown to their separate rooms."
Sarah:" Who is it? Who's there?
Davey(Jack):"It's only me, Sarah.
Sarah:"Oh, Jack darling, come in. Oh! Jack Oh... Yes, my darling...but what if...
Davey(Jack):" It's all right, Sarah, everything's going to be alright.
Sarah:"Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh...Ah...ahh OHHH! Oh it's you!
Davey;"I'm afraid so, Sarah, but isn't it nice...(eww..that sounds wrong..since i still have the brother/sister in my head..ugh)
Sarah now angry says "Oh, you beast, you monster...Oh what have you done with Jack?
Davey:"Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Sarah:"You tricked me...I wouldn't have...I've never..never...
Davey smirked and Said "Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it quite pleasurable.(Still eww..)
Sarah then yelled " Oh, stop...I mean help...Brad Brad!..Oh Brad!! "
Davey then said "Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like...This!
Sarah growled."Like this..like how??! Oh, it's your fault...you're to blame... I was saving myself... "
Davey smirked. "Well, I'm sure you're not SPENT yet...
Sarah sighed."Promise you won't tell Jack?
Davey smiled and said "Cross my heart and hope to die... (and umm...you know what happens they make out and stuff..ughhhhhhhhhhh)
Davey then goes to Jack's room.
Davey(Sarah):"Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. It'll destroy us.
Jack:"Don't worry Sarah, we'll be away from here in the morning."
Davey(Sarah):" Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. "His wig falls off to reveal Davey!!!..
Jack:"YOU!
Davey:"I'm afraid so, Jack, but isn't it nice...
Jack:" Why YOU! What have you done with Sarah?
Davey grinning."Nothing. Why? Do you think I should?
Jack:"You tricked me, I wouldn't have...I've never never...never...
Davey:"Oh Yes yes, I know...but it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it.
Davey:"Oh... so soft... (Eww..Slash Alert!!!)
Jack:"Stop it...stop it...oh Sarah...Sarah!
Davey:" Shhh! Sarah's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you... like this!
Jack:"Like this, like how? It's your fault, you're to blame, I thought it was the real thing!Gosh Davey!!!
Davey:" Oh come on, Jack, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Jack. Oh Jack, you've wasted so much time already...Sarah needn't know, I won't tell.
Jack:"Well, promise you won't tell...
Davey:"On my mother's graoouuuuuu.... (And Let the Slashing began!!!lol!!)
Later on.......
Racetrack:"Master, Spottyhas broken his chains and vanished. The new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds. Medda has just released.. the dogs.
Davey:" Mmmmm? Coming!
Sarah looks around confused:"What's happening here? Where's Jack? Where's anybody? Oh, Jack. Jack, my darling, how could I have done this to you? Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey... if only the car hadn't broken down... oh, if only we were amongst friends... Or sane persons, Oh Jack, what have they done with him... Oh, Jack, Oh Jack-How could you? "
Sarah hears a noise, and turns to see Spotty.
Sarah:"Oh, but you're hurt...Did they do this to you? Here, I'll dress your wounds... baby there...
Specs sighed. lighting a cigarette..."Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind...Vehement or excited mental state. It is also a powerful and irrational master...and from what Medda and Kid-Blink eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Sarah was, indeed, ... its slave. "
Medda and Kid Blink giggled and said "Tell us about it, Sarah.
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
Sarah smiled as she sang "I was feeling done in, couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before.
Kid-Blink:"You mean she's...
Medda:"Uh huh.
Sarah smiled dreamilly:"
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting.
Now all I want to know is how to go.
I've tasted blood and I want more.
Medda and Kid-Blink:"More, more, more
Sarah:"
I'll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night.
Then if anything grows, while you pose, I'll oil you up and rub you down.
Medda and Kid-Blink:"Down, down, down.
Sarah:"
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand and I need action.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night.
Kid-Blink mocking:"Toucha toucha toucha touch me
Medda:"I want to be dirty
Kid-Blink:-"Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,
Medda:"Creature of the night.
Sarah singing
Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.
Spotty:"Creature of the night
Jack:"Creature of the night?
Davey:"Creature of the night.
Medda:"Creature of the night.
Racetrack:"Creature of the night.
Kid-Blink:"Creature of the night.
Spotty:"Creature of the night!
Sarah:"Creature of the night.
A little later.....
Mean Old Davey is kicking poor old Racetrack!!
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Merrrrrcy!"Racetrack exclaimed.
"DON"T SMOKE ANY CIGARS IN HERE!!!"Davey yelled.
Everyone clears their throat.Davey:Huh? oh ya...
"How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching!"Davey yelled angrily.
Racetrack then said."I was only away for a minute...master
Davey sighed, frustrated."Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. "
"Master, master...we have a visitor."Racetrack told Davey.
"Heya Kloppman..Long time no see.."Jack said, smiling.
"You know this earthling ...person?"Racetrack asked.
" I most certainly do! He happens to be an old friend of mine..Though I thought you would remember him to!"Jack said.
"I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here with a purpose. "Davey said.
Jack sighed "I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth.
Davey rolled his eyes and said "I know what you told me...but this Dr. Kloppman, his name is not unknown to me.
Jack smirked "He was pratically our teacher at the Lodging House...
"And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Jack? He's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO's! Isn't that right, Jack?'Davey asked.
Jack shrugged and said "He might be...I don't know.
"The intruder is entering the building, master."Racetrack said.
" He'll probably be... in the Zen room. Shall we inquire of him in person? "Davey asked.
Great klopp!"Jack exclaimed.
"Davey N Furter, we meet at last. (boring.....)
"Dr. Kloppman!"Jack exclaimed.
Kloppman turned and said "Jack! What are you doing here?
Davey snorted, and said. "Don't play games, Dr. Kloppman. You know perfectly well what Jack Kelly is doing here. It was part of your plan, was it not? That he and his female should check the layout for you. Well, unfortunately for you, all the plans are to be changed. I am adaptable, Dr. Kloopman; I know Jack is.
Dr. Kloppman shook hi head and said "I can assure you that Jack's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. I came here to find Mush..
"Mush! I've seen him!"Jack said jumping up and down.
"Mush! What do you know of Mush, Dr. Kloppman?"Davey asked.
Kloppman smirked and said "I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see Mush happens to be my grandson.(sorry I changed it!)
Suddenly they all hear a noise and look to see Sarah and Spot making out..yada yada yada...
Jack gasps."Dr. Kloppman!
Sarah gasps "Ah...
Dr. Kloppman surprised "Sarah!
Sarah gasps:"Dr. Kloppman..
Jack gasps "Sarah!
Sarah gasps "Jack!
Davey gasps "Spotty!
Spotty looks at him.
Dr.Kloppman gasps "Sarah!
Sarah gasps "Dr. Kloppman!
Jack gasps "Sarah'!
Sarah gasps "Jack!"
Specs watching thinking "This crap is getting old.."
Davey gasps "Spotty"..
Spotty looks at him.
Dr. Kloppman gasps "Sarah"!
Sarah gasps "Dr. Kloppman..!
Jack gasps "Sarah..!"
Davey gasps "Spotty..'
Spotty looks at him.
'Listen...I made you...and I can break you just as easily"Davey growled.
Spot smirked and said "I'd like to see you try..so I'se can soak you'se!!
Davey surprised "Your not supposed to talk to me that way!
Jack chuckled "Now dats da Spot we know and love.."
Medda then called out "Master, dinner is prepared!
Davey sighed and said "Excellent. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.
Scene goes to Specs. Who's smoking and talking to Dutchy who's sitting next to him..and then notices that he's supposed to talk..huh? oh crap! uhh..
"Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals. The breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now, this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be very little.. bon ami. "There im done.."Specs mumbled.
Davey smiled and said "A toast... to absent friends...
Eveyone at the table "To absent friends.
Kid-Blink get's onto Spot who's not using table manners...
Davey grinned and said "And Spotty. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Spotty... Shall we? "Everyone claps. blah blah blah...
Kloppman cleared his throat "We came here to discuss Mush
Kid-Blink dropped his/her fork and gasped. "Mush?!?
Davey smirked and said "That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?
Kid-Blink now disgusted says "Excuse me..."He runs off crying and screaming.
Kloppman shook his head slightly and said "I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined...Aliens!
Spotty:"Ugh?!
Jack & Sarah:"Dr. Kloppman!!!
"Go on, Dr. Kloppman. Or should I say Dr. Von Kloppman?
Jack now getting mad "Just what exactly are you implying?
"It's all right! 'Kloppman sighed.
But Dr. Kloppman!"Jack cried.
That's all right, Jack!! Kloppman exclaimed.
MUSHY...
From the day he was born He was trouble. He was the thorn In his mother's side. She tried in vain...
Specs and Dutchy singing/saying:"...but he never caused her nothing but shame."
He left home the day she died. From the day she was gone All he wanted Was Rock 'n' Roll porn And a motorbike. Shooting up junk... "Kloppman sang.
"He was a low down cheap little punk!"Specs and Dutchy sang.
"Taking everyone for a ride."Kloppman sang.
"When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife "Everyone sang.
Davey smirked and said "What a guy! '
"Makes you cry.Sarah sang softly.
"Und I did. "Kloppman sang.
Kid-Blink sighed. As He looked at all the Mush posters on his wall...
"Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key.."
Kloppman sang:"But he must have been drawn Into something, Making him warn Me in a note that reads... "
Everyone:"What's it say? What's it say?"
Mush's Voice:" I'm out of my hed. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds.
Everyone:"When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife...
"What a guy!"Davey sang.
"Makes you cry. "Sarah sang softly.
Und I did."Kloppman sais softly.
Everyone:"When Eddie said he didn't like his Taut You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife ...
Davey smiled."What a guy!
"Makes you cry. "Sarah sang softly
Und I did..Kloppman said.
Davey then said "AWW SCREW THIS!!" He lifts the sheet off the table to reveal a decapitated Mush...underneath..
Jack and Kloppman gasped.
Sarah screamed. And ran towards Spotty and he held her saying...
"Ha-ha..Guess who got da girl dis time Jacky-Boy!!"He said laughing.
Davey gasped and said "Spotty! How could you!(The next song im gonna just use janet's name again..ya know a song fic..)
WISE UP
Davey singing---
I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.
Janet panicking"My feet! I can't move my feet!
Kloppman shocked." My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
Jack surprised."It's as if we're glued to the spot!
Davey laughing like an evil little girl.."You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
"Were Trapped!!!"Sarah cried.
Davey smirked."It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fck can be nice.
Kloppman glared at Davey and said "You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato-physio-molecular transport device?
"You mean... "Jack asked shocked.
Kloppman nodded and said "Yes, Jack, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time.. itself!
"You mean he's going to send us to another planet? "Sarah asked wide-eyed.
Davey singing, yet again."Planet, shmanet, Janet! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up
Specs yawned and said "and she cried out....
"STOP!!Sarah screamed. She then added.."You stupid gay bondaged freak!!"
Davey singing"Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard.
Jack then sang "You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank(Davey) Furter.
Medda pulls down a some lever thing..and he goes still..
Kloppman than sang " You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank(Davey) Furter. gets still
Sarah started to sing "You're a hot dog -- But didnt get to finish...
Kid-Blink then came storming in angry "My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Mushy Poo, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Spotty! You chew people up and then you spit them out again...I loved you..do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Spotty, so named because of the rocks in his head. She then gets still and so does Spoty who says "What the H-gets frozen still...
Davey sighed, and said "It's not easy having a good time... even smiling makes my face ache... and my children turn on me...Spotty's behaving just the way that Mushy did. Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them?
Medda then gets frustrated "Ahhhh! I grow veary of this Time! When shall we return to New York 1899, huh?
Davey sighed and said "Medda, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Racetrack. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous.
"I ask for nothing...nothing. "Medda mumbled.
Davey smiles and says "And you shall receive it...in abundance! Come, we are ready for the floor show!
Specs yawns as he looks through a magazine..While Dutchy, Skittery, Snipeshooter,Crutchy,Boots,Itley,Snitch,Les,Snoddy..and the rest of the newsies are singing Seize The Day..and Specs then shouted SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"Everyone gets quiet.
Specs sighed..and Said shall we contine..
"And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Jack and Sarah should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Kloppman. But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Jack and Sarah had both tasted forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals...and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that is spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan had been shaped by Davey's crazed imagination? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic.."Damn..I better get paid for this.." he thought as he watched Snitch, Snoddy,Snipeshooter,Les,Dutchy and Boots playing Ring-around the rosie...
ROSE TINT MY WORLD!!
A.Floor Show..(oh..yay...sarcasim)
Kid-Blink singing. "It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. But it was over when he had the plan To start a-working on a muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
Spotty:"Dis is soo gay.."he thought as he sang.."I'm just seven hours old, And truly beautiful to behold. And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled. Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust. Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
Jack then starts singing "It's beyond me; help me Mommy! I'll be good; you'll see. Take this dream away. What's this? Let's see, I feel sexy! What's come over me? Wo! Here it comes again..Spot backs away.. making a face at Jack...thinking "and People say I'se on crack...Jack then said "Hey Im not the only gay one hea!! you'se are to!!.Spot then mumbled "I'se more strait than you'se ever be Jacky-Boy!
"I feel released; bad times decease."Sarah sang softly..
My confidence has increased; reality is here. The game has been disbanded; my mind has been expanded. It's a gas that Davy's landed! His lust is so sincere.
B. FANFARE/DON'T DREAM IT
Davy singing "Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame? As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry 'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh... oh!
Don't dream it, be it.
The Newsies who appeared out of nowhere and da rest:"Don't dream it, be it."
Kloppman singing "Ach! We've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived... for the thrills
Jack then sang "It's beyond me; help me Mommy!
Spott punching him in the face.and yelled SHUT UP YOU'SE BIG BABY!!!
Sarah sang."God bless Lilly St. Cyr.
C.WILD AND UNTAMED THING
Davey singing "My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my! I'm a wild and an untamed thing. I'm a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
All Newsies singing "We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're bees with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're bees with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
Suddenly Racetrack and Medda appeared looking all funky..with Machine guns!!
Racetrack glaring." Davey N Furter, it's all over. Your mission is a failure; Your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander; You now are my prisoner. We return to New Yawk. Prepare the transit beam.
Davey nervous."Wait! I can explain!
I'M GOING HOME
Davey singing."On the day I went away...
Newsies:"Goodbye...
Davey singing."Was all I had to say...
Newsies singing "Now I...
Davey "I want to come again, and stay.
Newsies mocking."Oh, my, my...
Davey:"Smile, and that will mean I may. 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home.
Newsies singin "Im going home..
Davey:"Everywhere it's been the same...
Newsies singin "...feeling...
Davey singin "...like I'm outside in the rain...
Newsies Singin "...wheeling...
Davey singin "...free to try and find a game...
Newsies "...dealing...
Davey "...cards for sorrow, cards for pain. 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home
Davey & Newsies "
I'm going home.
Medda snorted."How sentimental.
Racetrack grinned and nodded."And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to return to New Yawk, I referred only to Medda and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway.
Kloppman gasped."My God, That's a machine gun!!
Racetrack smirked and said "Yes, Dr. Kloppman. A Machine Gun capable of blowing you'se all to smither reins!!
Jack Shocked. "You mean...you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
Spot mumbling "You'se mean besides being dressed in bondage and sleeping with you'se...(No Offense)
Jack glared at Spot.
"You saw what became of Mush. Society must be protected."Kloppman said.
Exactly, Dr. Kloppman. And now, Davey N Furter, your time has come. Say goodbye to all of this, and hello... to oblivion! "He laughed and killed Davey..(sorry I didnt feel like having them kill blink..so race just killed some extras instead! Im happy now..SPOT isnt dead either..YAY!!!)
Jack surprised. "Good God!
Sarah wide-eyed "Oh! You killed them!
Medda "But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Racetrack who's angry..says "They didn't like me! He never liked ME!
Kloppman then says "You did right.
Racetrack "A decision had to be made."
Kloppman "You're O.K. by me.
Racetrack then looks at Kloppman.
"Dr. Kloppman, I'm sorry about your grandson.
Kloppman sighed."Mushy? Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh.
Oh ya..The Newsies dissapeared when they saw that Race and Medda had guns!)
Racetrack then turned to the others and said "You should leave now, Dr. Kloppman, while it is still possible. We are about to beam the entire house to Manhattan, in the year 1899 of New Yawk City. Go... Now! Our noble mission is completed, my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our beloved year.
Medda "Ah, sweet Manhattanl, land of night. To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain... To take that - step, to the right...
Both "Hah!
Jack,Blink,Sarah and Spot running out with Jack screaming like a girl "I WANT MY MOMMY!!!" Spot yelling. "Shut the hell up Jacky-Boy!!! and move yo ass outta my way! Sarah running shoving people..while Blink kept tripping...and they ran down the street.
Back 2 Race and Medda..
Racetrack "But it's the pelvic THRUST...
Remaining Newsies "That drives you insane!
Medda "And our world...will do the Time Warp...again!
SUPER HEROES
Jack Singin "I've done a lot; God knows I've tried To find the truth. I've even lied. But all I know is down inside I'm
Newsies Singin "Bleeding...
Sarah Singin "And super heroes come to the feast To taste the flesh not yet deceased. And all I know is still the beast is
Newsies singin "Feeding... Ahh, ahh...
Specs Singin "And crawling on the planet's face Some insects, called the human race... Lost in time, and lost in space, And meaning.
Newsies singin"Meaning.(And angelface is a newsgirl I created for the story!)
SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE
Angel-Face "Science Fiction
Double Feature.
Frank has built and
Lost his creature.
Darkness has conquered
Brad and Janet.
The servants gone to
A distant planet.
Wo, oh, oh, oh.
At the late night, double feature,
Picture show.
I want to go, oh, oh, oh.
To the late night, double feature,
Picture show.
::::::::Ok..Yay Im Done!!!! Should I Make A Sequel Or Not???!!!! Do Ya Wanna Be In It!!!! Or Should Jack and Sarah wake up to see it was all a dream and Tease the Newsies about who they are..I dunno..R/R!!!
The Spot Conlon Horror Picture Show!!!(Spotty)
Specs smilled and said "Welcome Back Everyone!!! oh umm ya.. Specs smiled and said
" There are those who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is but a figment of the imagination. If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe, ... however, the sudden departure of their host...and his creation...into the seclusion of his sombre bridal suite had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy, a feeling which grew as the other guests departed, and they were shown to their separate rooms."
Sarah:" Who is it? Who's there?
Davey(Jack):"It's only me, Sarah.
Sarah:"Oh, Jack darling, come in. Oh! Jack Oh... Yes, my darling...but what if...
Davey(Jack):" It's all right, Sarah, everything's going to be alright.
Sarah:"Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh...Ah...ahh OHHH! Oh it's you!
Davey;"I'm afraid so, Sarah, but isn't it nice...(eww..that sounds wrong..since i still have the brother/sister in my head..ugh)
Sarah now angry says "Oh, you beast, you monster...Oh what have you done with Jack?
Davey:"Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Sarah:"You tricked me...I wouldn't have...I've never..never...
Davey smirked and Said "Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it quite pleasurable.(Still eww..)
Sarah then yelled " Oh, stop...I mean help...Brad Brad!..Oh Brad!! "
Davey then said "Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like...This!
Sarah growled."Like this..like how??! Oh, it's your fault...you're to blame... I was saving myself... "
Davey smirked. "Well, I'm sure you're not SPENT yet...
Sarah sighed."Promise you won't tell Jack?
Davey smiled and said "Cross my heart and hope to die... (and umm...you know what happens they make out and stuff..ughhhhhhhhhhh)
Davey then goes to Jack's room.
Davey(Sarah):"Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. It'll destroy us.
Jack:"Don't worry Sarah, we'll be away from here in the morning."
Davey(Sarah):" Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. "His wig falls off to reveal Davey!!!..
Jack:"YOU!
Davey:"I'm afraid so, Jack, but isn't it nice...
Jack:" Why YOU! What have you done with Sarah?
Davey grinning."Nothing. Why? Do you think I should?
Jack:"You tricked me, I wouldn't have...I've never never...never...
Davey:"Oh Yes yes, I know...but it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it.
Davey:"Oh... so soft... (Eww..Slash Alert!!!)
Jack:"Stop it...stop it...oh Sarah...Sarah!
Davey:" Shhh! Sarah's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you... like this!
Jack:"Like this, like how? It's your fault, you're to blame, I thought it was the real thing!Gosh Davey!!!
Davey:" Oh come on, Jack, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Jack. Oh Jack, you've wasted so much time already...Sarah needn't know, I won't tell.
Jack:"Well, promise you won't tell...
Davey:"On my mother's graoouuuuuu.... (And Let the Slashing began!!!lol!!)
Later on.......
Racetrack:"Master, Spottyhas broken his chains and vanished. The new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds. Medda has just released.. the dogs.
Davey:" Mmmmm? Coming!
Sarah looks around confused:"What's happening here? Where's Jack? Where's anybody? Oh, Jack. Jack, my darling, how could I have done this to you? Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey... if only the car hadn't broken down... oh, if only we were amongst friends... Or sane persons, Oh Jack, what have they done with him... Oh, Jack, Oh Jack-How could you? "
Sarah hears a noise, and turns to see Spotty.
Sarah:"Oh, but you're hurt...Did they do this to you? Here, I'll dress your wounds... baby there...
Specs sighed. lighting a cigarette..."Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind...Vehement or excited mental state. It is also a powerful and irrational master...and from what Medda and Kid-Blink eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Sarah was, indeed, ... its slave. "
Medda and Kid Blink giggled and said "Tell us about it, Sarah.
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
Sarah smiled as she sang "I was feeling done in, couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before.
Kid-Blink:"You mean she's...
Medda:"Uh huh.
Sarah smiled dreamilly:"
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting.
Now all I want to know is how to go.
I've tasted blood and I want more.
Medda and Kid-Blink:"More, more, more
Sarah:"
I'll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night.
Then if anything grows, while you pose, I'll oil you up and rub you down.
Medda and Kid-Blink:"Down, down, down.
Sarah:"
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand and I need action.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night.
Kid-Blink mocking:"Toucha toucha toucha touch me
Medda:"I want to be dirty
Kid-Blink:-"Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,
Medda:"Creature of the night.
Sarah singing
Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.
Spotty:"Creature of the night
Jack:"Creature of the night?
Davey:"Creature of the night.
Medda:"Creature of the night.
Racetrack:"Creature of the night.
Kid-Blink:"Creature of the night.
Spotty:"Creature of the night!
Sarah:"Creature of the night.
A little later.....
Mean Old Davey is kicking poor old Racetrack!!
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Merrrrrcy!"Racetrack exclaimed.
"DON"T SMOKE ANY CIGARS IN HERE!!!"Davey yelled.
Everyone clears their throat.Davey:Huh? oh ya...
"How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching!"Davey yelled angrily.
Racetrack then said."I was only away for a minute...master
Davey sighed, frustrated."Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. "
"Master, master...we have a visitor."Racetrack told Davey.
"Heya Kloppman..Long time no see.."Jack said, smiling.
"You know this earthling ...person?"Racetrack asked.
" I most certainly do! He happens to be an old friend of mine..Though I thought you would remember him to!"Jack said.
"I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here with a purpose. "Davey said.
Jack sighed "I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth.
Davey rolled his eyes and said "I know what you told me...but this Dr. Kloppman, his name is not unknown to me.
Jack smirked "He was pratically our teacher at the Lodging House...
"And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Jack? He's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO's! Isn't that right, Jack?'Davey asked.
Jack shrugged and said "He might be...I don't know.
"The intruder is entering the building, master."Racetrack said.
" He'll probably be... in the Zen room. Shall we inquire of him in person? "Davey asked.
Great klopp!"Jack exclaimed.
"Davey N Furter, we meet at last. (boring.....)
"Dr. Kloppman!"Jack exclaimed.
Kloppman turned and said "Jack! What are you doing here?
Davey snorted, and said. "Don't play games, Dr. Kloppman. You know perfectly well what Jack Kelly is doing here. It was part of your plan, was it not? That he and his female should check the layout for you. Well, unfortunately for you, all the plans are to be changed. I am adaptable, Dr. Kloopman; I know Jack is.
Dr. Kloppman shook hi head and said "I can assure you that Jack's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. I came here to find Mush..
"Mush! I've seen him!"Jack said jumping up and down.
"Mush! What do you know of Mush, Dr. Kloppman?"Davey asked.
Kloppman smirked and said "I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see Mush happens to be my grandson.(sorry I changed it!)
Suddenly they all hear a noise and look to see Sarah and Spot making out..yada yada yada...
Jack gasps."Dr. Kloppman!
Sarah gasps "Ah...
Dr. Kloppman surprised "Sarah!
Sarah gasps:"Dr. Kloppman..
Jack gasps "Sarah!
Sarah gasps "Jack!
Davey gasps "Spotty!
Spotty looks at him.
Dr.Kloppman gasps "Sarah!
Sarah gasps "Dr. Kloppman!
Jack gasps "Sarah'!
Sarah gasps "Jack!"
Specs watching thinking "This crap is getting old.."
Davey gasps "Spotty"..
Spotty looks at him.
Dr. Kloppman gasps "Sarah"!
Sarah gasps "Dr. Kloppman..!
Jack gasps "Sarah..!"
Davey gasps "Spotty..'
Spotty looks at him.
'Listen...I made you...and I can break you just as easily"Davey growled.
Spot smirked and said "I'd like to see you try..so I'se can soak you'se!!
Davey surprised "Your not supposed to talk to me that way!
Jack chuckled "Now dats da Spot we know and love.."
Medda then called out "Master, dinner is prepared!
Davey sighed and said "Excellent. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.
Scene goes to Specs. Who's smoking and talking to Dutchy who's sitting next to him..and then notices that he's supposed to talk..huh? oh crap! uhh..
"Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals. The breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now, this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be very little.. bon ami. "There im done.."Specs mumbled.
Davey smiled and said "A toast... to absent friends...
Eveyone at the table "To absent friends.
Kid-Blink get's onto Spot who's not using table manners...
Davey grinned and said "And Spotty. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Spotty... Shall we? "Everyone claps. blah blah blah...
Kloppman cleared his throat "We came here to discuss Mush
Kid-Blink dropped his/her fork and gasped. "Mush?!?
Davey smirked and said "That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?
Kid-Blink now disgusted says "Excuse me..."He runs off crying and screaming.
Kloppman shook his head slightly and said "I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined...Aliens!
Spotty:"Ugh?!
Jack & Sarah:"Dr. Kloppman!!!
"Go on, Dr. Kloppman. Or should I say Dr. Von Kloppman?
Jack now getting mad "Just what exactly are you implying?
"It's all right! 'Kloppman sighed.
But Dr. Kloppman!"Jack cried.
That's all right, Jack!! Kloppman exclaimed.
MUSHY...
From the day he was born He was trouble. He was the thorn In his mother's side. She tried in vain...
Specs and Dutchy singing/saying:"...but he never caused her nothing but shame."
He left home the day she died. From the day she was gone All he wanted Was Rock 'n' Roll porn And a motorbike. Shooting up junk... "Kloppman sang.
"He was a low down cheap little punk!"Specs and Dutchy sang.
"Taking everyone for a ride."Kloppman sang.
"When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife "Everyone sang.
Davey smirked and said "What a guy! '
"Makes you cry.Sarah sang softly.
"Und I did. "Kloppman sang.
Kid-Blink sighed. As He looked at all the Mush posters on his wall...
"Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key.."
Kloppman sang:"But he must have been drawn Into something, Making him warn Me in a note that reads... "
Everyone:"What's it say? What's it say?"
Mush's Voice:" I'm out of my hed. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds.
Everyone:"When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife...
"What a guy!"Davey sang.
"Makes you cry. "Sarah sang softly.
Und I did."Kloppman sais softly.
Everyone:"When Eddie said he didn't like his Taut You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife ...
Davey smiled."What a guy!
"Makes you cry. "Sarah sang softly
Und I did..Kloppman said.
Davey then said "AWW SCREW THIS!!" He lifts the sheet off the table to reveal a decapitated Mush...underneath..
Jack and Kloppman gasped.
Sarah screamed. And ran towards Spotty and he held her saying...
"Ha-ha..Guess who got da girl dis time Jacky-Boy!!"He said laughing.
Davey gasped and said "Spotty! How could you!(The next song im gonna just use janet's name again..ya know a song fic..)
WISE UP
Davey singing---
I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.
Janet panicking"My feet! I can't move my feet!
Kloppman shocked." My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
Jack surprised."It's as if we're glued to the spot!
Davey laughing like an evil little girl.."You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
"Were Trapped!!!"Sarah cried.
Davey smirked."It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fck can be nice.
Kloppman glared at Davey and said "You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato-physio-molecular transport device?
"You mean... "Jack asked shocked.
Kloppman nodded and said "Yes, Jack, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time.. itself!
"You mean he's going to send us to another planet? "Sarah asked wide-eyed.
Davey singing, yet again."Planet, shmanet, Janet! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up
Specs yawned and said "and she cried out....
"STOP!!Sarah screamed. She then added.."You stupid gay bondaged freak!!"
Davey singing"Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard.
Jack then sang "You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank(Davey) Furter.
Medda pulls down a some lever thing..and he goes still..
Kloppman than sang " You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank(Davey) Furter. gets still
Sarah started to sing "You're a hot dog -- But didnt get to finish...
Kid-Blink then came storming in angry "My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Mushy Poo, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Spotty! You chew people up and then you spit them out again...I loved you..do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Spotty, so named because of the rocks in his head. She then gets still and so does Spoty who says "What the H-gets frozen still...
Davey sighed, and said "It's not easy having a good time... even smiling makes my face ache... and my children turn on me...Spotty's behaving just the way that Mushy did. Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them?
Medda then gets frustrated "Ahhhh! I grow veary of this Time! When shall we return to New York 1899, huh?
Davey sighed and said "Medda, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Racetrack. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous.
"I ask for nothing...nothing. "Medda mumbled.
Davey smiles and says "And you shall receive it...in abundance! Come, we are ready for the floor show!
Specs yawns as he looks through a magazine..While Dutchy, Skittery, Snipeshooter,Crutchy,Boots,Itley,Snitch,Les,Snoddy..and the rest of the newsies are singing Seize The Day..and Specs then shouted SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"Everyone gets quiet.
Specs sighed..and Said shall we contine..
"And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Jack and Sarah should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Kloppman. But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Jack and Sarah had both tasted forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals...and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that is spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan had been shaped by Davey's crazed imagination? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic.."Damn..I better get paid for this.." he thought as he watched Snitch, Snoddy,Snipeshooter,Les,Dutchy and Boots playing Ring-around the rosie...
ROSE TINT MY WORLD!!
A.Floor Show..(oh..yay...sarcasim)
Kid-Blink singing. "It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. But it was over when he had the plan To start a-working on a muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
Spotty:"Dis is soo gay.."he thought as he sang.."I'm just seven hours old, And truly beautiful to behold. And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled. Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust. Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
Jack then starts singing "It's beyond me; help me Mommy! I'll be good; you'll see. Take this dream away. What's this? Let's see, I feel sexy! What's come over me? Wo! Here it comes again..Spot backs away.. making a face at Jack...thinking "and People say I'se on crack...Jack then said "Hey Im not the only gay one hea!! you'se are to!!.Spot then mumbled "I'se more strait than you'se ever be Jacky-Boy!
"I feel released; bad times decease."Sarah sang softly..
My confidence has increased; reality is here. The game has been disbanded; my mind has been expanded. It's a gas that Davy's landed! His lust is so sincere.
B. FANFARE/DON'T DREAM IT
Davy singing "Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame? As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry 'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh... oh!
Don't dream it, be it.
The Newsies who appeared out of nowhere and da rest:"Don't dream it, be it."
Kloppman singing "Ach! We've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived... for the thrills
Jack then sang "It's beyond me; help me Mommy!
Spott punching him in the face.and yelled SHUT UP YOU'SE BIG BABY!!!
Sarah sang."God bless Lilly St. Cyr.
C.WILD AND UNTAMED THING
Davey singing "My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my! I'm a wild and an untamed thing. I'm a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
All Newsies singing "We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're bees with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're bees with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
Suddenly Racetrack and Medda appeared looking all funky..with Machine guns!!
Racetrack glaring." Davey N Furter, it's all over. Your mission is a failure; Your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander; You now are my prisoner. We return to New Yawk. Prepare the transit beam.
Davey nervous."Wait! I can explain!
I'M GOING HOME
Davey singing."On the day I went away...
Newsies:"Goodbye...
Davey singing."Was all I had to say...
Newsies singing "Now I...
Davey "I want to come again, and stay.
Newsies mocking."Oh, my, my...
Davey:"Smile, and that will mean I may. 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home.
Newsies singin "Im going home..
Davey:"Everywhere it's been the same...
Newsies singin "...feeling...
Davey singin "...like I'm outside in the rain...
Newsies Singin "...wheeling...
Davey singin "...free to try and find a game...
Newsies "...dealing...
Davey "...cards for sorrow, cards for pain. 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home
Davey & Newsies "
I'm going home.
Medda snorted."How sentimental.
Racetrack grinned and nodded."And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to return to New Yawk, I referred only to Medda and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway.
Kloppman gasped."My God, That's a machine gun!!
Racetrack smirked and said "Yes, Dr. Kloppman. A Machine Gun capable of blowing you'se all to smither reins!!
Jack Shocked. "You mean...you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
Spot mumbling "You'se mean besides being dressed in bondage and sleeping with you'se...(No Offense)
Jack glared at Spot.
"You saw what became of Mush. Society must be protected."Kloppman said.
Exactly, Dr. Kloppman. And now, Davey N Furter, your time has come. Say goodbye to all of this, and hello... to oblivion! "He laughed and killed Davey..(sorry I didnt feel like having them kill blink..so race just killed some extras instead! Im happy now..SPOT isnt dead either..YAY!!!)
Jack surprised. "Good God!
Sarah wide-eyed "Oh! You killed them!
Medda "But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Racetrack who's angry..says "They didn't like me! He never liked ME!
Kloppman then says "You did right.
Racetrack "A decision had to be made."
Kloppman "You're O.K. by me.
Racetrack then looks at Kloppman.
"Dr. Kloppman, I'm sorry about your grandson.
Kloppman sighed."Mushy? Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh.
Oh ya..The Newsies dissapeared when they saw that Race and Medda had guns!)
Racetrack then turned to the others and said "You should leave now, Dr. Kloppman, while it is still possible. We are about to beam the entire house to Manhattan, in the year 1899 of New Yawk City. Go... Now! Our noble mission is completed, my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our beloved year.
Medda "Ah, sweet Manhattanl, land of night. To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain... To take that - step, to the right...
Both "Hah!
Jack,Blink,Sarah and Spot running out with Jack screaming like a girl "I WANT MY MOMMY!!!" Spot yelling. "Shut the hell up Jacky-Boy!!! and move yo ass outta my way! Sarah running shoving people..while Blink kept tripping...and they ran down the street.
Back 2 Race and Medda..
Racetrack "But it's the pelvic THRUST...
Remaining Newsies "That drives you insane!
Medda "And our world...will do the Time Warp...again!
SUPER HEROES
Jack Singin "I've done a lot; God knows I've tried To find the truth. I've even lied. But all I know is down inside I'm
Newsies Singin "Bleeding...
Sarah Singin "And super heroes come to the feast To taste the flesh not yet deceased. And all I know is still the beast is
Newsies singin "Feeding... Ahh, ahh...
Specs Singin "And crawling on the planet's face Some insects, called the human race... Lost in time, and lost in space, And meaning.
Newsies singin"Meaning.(And angelface is a newsgirl I created for the story!)
SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE
Angel-Face "Science Fiction
Double Feature.
Frank has built and
Lost his creature.
Darkness has conquered
Brad and Janet.
The servants gone to
A distant planet.
Wo, oh, oh, oh.
At the late night, double feature,
Picture show.
I want to go, oh, oh, oh.
To the late night, double feature,
Picture show.
::::::::Ok..Yay Im Done!!!! Should I Make A Sequel Or Not???!!!! Do Ya Wanna Be In It!!!! Or Should Jack and Sarah wake up to see it was all a dream and Tease the Newsies about who they are..I dunno..R/R!!!