AnimeDarin: Gomen nasai!!! I haven't wrote the chapters in a while. I've been studying and stuff. I promise to make loads of chapters! Right now here is chapter 3. Sorry to have kept you waiting!
Chapter 3 – Yugi Issues.
"Ha, ha you suck!" Duke chuckled.
Tristan grumbled, "I didn't see you do anything! You little pussy, go on and make your move!"
"Uh, oh, Tristan, watch that potty mouth!" Yugi shouted from the kitchen.
"Fine then, here I go." Duke got up to his feet and walked towards the kitchen.
"Go get him, tiger!" Joey called from the living room.
"Ahaaa..." Duke laughed and then made a nervous face. "Ugh, man. I should not have made this bet..."
"HIIIIIII!!!!!!" Yugi suddenly appeared in Duke's face smiling.
"HOLY FUCK," Duke screamed and started to hyperventilate, then he passed out.
"Is my face that scary?" Yugi looked in the mirror and started to whimper.
"No, no!" Tea tried to cheer him up.
"Do I have something in my teeth? Is it because I am fat? Huh? Huh?" Yugi showed everyone his flat stomach. "Look at that fat! Is it that horrible?" Yugi tried to grasp it in his hands.
"Yugi, you are not fat." Joey mumbled angrily.
"You're exactly like Yami, but shorter!" Tristan pointed to Yami talking to Bakura but then stopped at the shout of his name. "See? Yami isn't fat!"
"You're just saying that! I'm fatter than Yami!" Yugi ran to his room hiding his stomach. "I'm going to go on a starving diet!" He shouted from up stairs. "The only things I am going to eat are teddy grams!" Yugi slammed the door hard. You can hear sobbing coming from his room.
"Wow, we can't get him angry, but we can make him sad." Tristan rubbed the back of his head. "Too bad we couldn't change the bet."
"It would be too easy." Tea sighed. "Maybe I should go cheer him up."
"That's alright, Tea. I will." Yami insisted.
Yami left the room and went upstairs toward Yugi's room.
"Good thing Tea didn't go. She probably would've raped him." Joey broke into a laugh.
"Bwhahaha!" Tristan laughed.
Tea gave both of the boys a glare. "You guys are sick."
Yami knocked on Yugi's bedroom door. "Yugi, may I come in?"
Yugi stopped crying then replied, "No, only fat people allowed!"
Yami sighed, "You're not fat."
"You're just saying that so you wouldn't hurt my feelings!"
"Would you shut the fuck up and open the damn door!"
"What? How dare you yell at me!" Yugi began to cry. "Do you even know what those bad words mean?"
"Joey and Tristan taught me." Yami said. But he still did not know what they meant. "Come on before I break the door down."
"No!"
"I'll give you candy."
Yugi went silent, then broke the door down. "COME ON LET'S GOOO!" Yugi ran downstairs.
"......" Yami followed after his moment of silence.
"Um, alright." Yami said nervously and paid for it.
Yugi took the candy and pulled out a Cherry Blaster. It was covered in sugar. That's all you can see. Yugi's eyes glittered and he took a big chomp on it.
Yami's eye twitched as Yugi drooled all over the sour and sugary Cherry Blasters.
"Yami! Try!" Yugi shouted and shoved a sugary one in his mouth.
Yami made a funny face and then started coughing. Yugi watched and smiled. But Yami wouldn't stop coughing and his face turned blue. Yugi's smile turned to a frown. "Yami are you alright?" Yami couldn't answer he just kept coughing. "Um, you're scaring me! " Yugi panicked.
Then Joey happened to walk by. "Hey Yug!" Joey hit Yami's back. Yami spit out the cherry blaster and fainted. "O.O. JOEY! YOU KILLED YAMI!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Yugi cried so loud and sat down in a puddle of his tears.
"What?" Joey looked down at Yami. "Oh he just fainted. He is not dead." Joey poked him. "Just take him to the hospital."
"Um...Can you help me?" Yugi asked as he wiped his tears from his eyes.
"No, I need some ideas how to make you mad- I mean I need to do homework."
"Oh...But how am I going to get him there?"
"I don't know, follow the heart of the cards" Joey shrugged and walked away.
"YOU'RE RIGHT! I JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN MYSELF!" Yugi stood up.