Disclaimer: singing I've got theory that it's a demon, a dancing demon, no something isn't... stops singing and turns around How many times do I have to tell you people? I do NOT own Harry Potter. If I did, I would be writing a book. It wouldn't sell though, because not many people would like it if Draco and Hermione got together. Boo hoo. Now, back to Buffy.
AN: Okay, Buffy's done. Waz up my wonderful pepelz? I am on a little sugar high, but hopefully that won't ruin my writing. This chappie will be the longest chappie in my entire chappie history, but of course, that's not very long. Thank you to my wonderful fans out there kole17, g, and ShylaMalfoy. I am on my knees begging you to review. Even if you give me a flame, I will be happy. I'd prefer a nice one, but beggars can't be choosers. I am also très très sorry to all those who wanted me to update sooner, but I was at my cottageio and we don't have internet. Anyhoo, on with the ficy! Enjoy. Really, enjoy. I'll know if you don't.
Ch.4 The Room of Horror
Hermione Granger is a sensible girl, especially when it comes to sticky situations. In first year she stayed calm under pressure and completed the riddle left by Snape when Harry had to get past. In second year she was the first to realize that a giant snake called a basilisk was unleashed upon Hogwarts and not only saved herself, but a fellow student with her quick thinking. In third year, she saved Buckbeak the hippogriff and Sirius Black using the time-turner that she received from one of her teachers. The list goes on but that would take up too much time. The gist of it is, Hermione Granger acts well under pressure. This quality is one of the many that helped Dumbledore make his decision on who will be the next head girl. Unfortunately, Hermione does not act well under pressure when some one she detests with passion happens to be part of that pressure.
"What do you mean "I know what room this is"? Do you know how to get of here?" Draco Malfoy shouted. Hermione though, was obliviously ignoring him.
"I need a towel." She said to no one in particular as a towel suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Draco was still trying to get Hermione to listen, while Hermione was trying not to. She was still wondering why the room of requirement would change its position and why would it lock them in. Her thinking was rudely interrupted by Draco's yelling for help.
"That's not going to help. It's just going to give us both a headache" she told him. He turned to her with a glare that could cut a metal bar in half. After a short glaring contest, which Hermione won, Draco went back to being his normal, cranky, and complaining self.
"At least I'm doing something, unlike someone else I know" Draco said to Hermione. She ignored him and tried to think. 'What to do, what to do?' Hermione thought that in order to find out more about the room, she would have to get a book. Aloud she said "I need a book about 'The Room of Requirement'" and on a table before her, not one, but many books of that particular subject appeared. Before she plunged into the reading material, she had to do something about Draco.
"Okay, Malfoy," she said glaring at him. "In order for us to get out of this we have to work together. In order for us to work together, we need to call each other sensible names. I call you Malfoy, you call me Granger. No mudblood or amazing hopping ferret. Help if want to, don't if not. Do I make myself clear?" By the time Hermione was done her little "We have to get along" speech, Draco was already reading and not listing to a word she said. She sighed, sat down, and started reading.
Minutes passed, and then hours. Not a word was spoken for they had a sort of silent truce. After the final books were read they were hungry as hell. They both spoke what they needed and ate silently. They decide eventually that they had to speak about what information they found. Hermione was the first to break the ice.
"One of the books said that the room of requirement had a mind of its own. It's the one that chooses to give us the things we need. It can also decline our wishes. That is probably why we are still stuck here." Hermione finished with a huge sigh. Draco was still puzzled.
"Why would it keep us here then?" Hermione than told him about a piece of disturbing information.
"The room of requirement used to be a human. Her name was Petunia Price, and she was a renowned matchmaker. One of her matches went horribly wrong, when one day a couple that she put together had a disturbing break-up. The ex-boyfriend wanted revenge. One night he transfigured Petunia while she was still a student in Hogwarts and she has been a room ever since. The weird thing is that she's still a matchmaker. She traps two people in this room and she won't let them out until they kiss." After she finished, they stared at each other. They were deadly still, each absorbing the information. Draco was the first to react.
"I think I'm going to be sick." He than ran from the table and into a little bathroom nearby. Hermione had already gone over that stage when she read the book that had that disturbing, but informative paragraph. She was now considering their options. They could kiss and be done with it or they could stay here and live for ever in this room. Hermione decided that it would be best to kiss.
When Draco came back, Hermione told him what they had to do. Draco looked even paler than usual
"It better be quick" was Draco's way of saying okay. As they both leaned closer, they could sense a change in the room. As their lips touched they could hear a sort of 'awwwing' sound. The kiss lasted a couple of seconds, but for Draco and Hermione, it felt like it lasted an eternity. When they spread apart, they felt a kind of longing, but they quickly shooed the feeling away.
"We better check the door" Draco said and with that they both rushed to the door.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS! Take that! I am just joshing ya; you all know that I love you. I am so sorry to leave it at a cliffy, but that is me. The next chappie will be short or long depending on how many reviews I get. By the by, has anyone you know written a Harry Potter/South Park fic? Just wondering. Please R&R. Merci
AN: Okay, Buffy's done. Waz up my wonderful pepelz? I am on a little sugar high, but hopefully that won't ruin my writing. This chappie will be the longest chappie in my entire chappie history, but of course, that's not very long. Thank you to my wonderful fans out there kole17, g, and ShylaMalfoy. I am on my knees begging you to review. Even if you give me a flame, I will be happy. I'd prefer a nice one, but beggars can't be choosers. I am also très très sorry to all those who wanted me to update sooner, but I was at my cottageio and we don't have internet. Anyhoo, on with the ficy! Enjoy. Really, enjoy. I'll know if you don't.
Ch.4 The Room of Horror
Hermione Granger is a sensible girl, especially when it comes to sticky situations. In first year she stayed calm under pressure and completed the riddle left by Snape when Harry had to get past. In second year she was the first to realize that a giant snake called a basilisk was unleashed upon Hogwarts and not only saved herself, but a fellow student with her quick thinking. In third year, she saved Buckbeak the hippogriff and Sirius Black using the time-turner that she received from one of her teachers. The list goes on but that would take up too much time. The gist of it is, Hermione Granger acts well under pressure. This quality is one of the many that helped Dumbledore make his decision on who will be the next head girl. Unfortunately, Hermione does not act well under pressure when some one she detests with passion happens to be part of that pressure.
"What do you mean "I know what room this is"? Do you know how to get of here?" Draco Malfoy shouted. Hermione though, was obliviously ignoring him.
"I need a towel." She said to no one in particular as a towel suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Draco was still trying to get Hermione to listen, while Hermione was trying not to. She was still wondering why the room of requirement would change its position and why would it lock them in. Her thinking was rudely interrupted by Draco's yelling for help.
"That's not going to help. It's just going to give us both a headache" she told him. He turned to her with a glare that could cut a metal bar in half. After a short glaring contest, which Hermione won, Draco went back to being his normal, cranky, and complaining self.
"At least I'm doing something, unlike someone else I know" Draco said to Hermione. She ignored him and tried to think. 'What to do, what to do?' Hermione thought that in order to find out more about the room, she would have to get a book. Aloud she said "I need a book about 'The Room of Requirement'" and on a table before her, not one, but many books of that particular subject appeared. Before she plunged into the reading material, she had to do something about Draco.
"Okay, Malfoy," she said glaring at him. "In order for us to get out of this we have to work together. In order for us to work together, we need to call each other sensible names. I call you Malfoy, you call me Granger. No mudblood or amazing hopping ferret. Help if want to, don't if not. Do I make myself clear?" By the time Hermione was done her little "We have to get along" speech, Draco was already reading and not listing to a word she said. She sighed, sat down, and started reading.
Minutes passed, and then hours. Not a word was spoken for they had a sort of silent truce. After the final books were read they were hungry as hell. They both spoke what they needed and ate silently. They decide eventually that they had to speak about what information they found. Hermione was the first to break the ice.
"One of the books said that the room of requirement had a mind of its own. It's the one that chooses to give us the things we need. It can also decline our wishes. That is probably why we are still stuck here." Hermione finished with a huge sigh. Draco was still puzzled.
"Why would it keep us here then?" Hermione than told him about a piece of disturbing information.
"The room of requirement used to be a human. Her name was Petunia Price, and she was a renowned matchmaker. One of her matches went horribly wrong, when one day a couple that she put together had a disturbing break-up. The ex-boyfriend wanted revenge. One night he transfigured Petunia while she was still a student in Hogwarts and she has been a room ever since. The weird thing is that she's still a matchmaker. She traps two people in this room and she won't let them out until they kiss." After she finished, they stared at each other. They were deadly still, each absorbing the information. Draco was the first to react.
"I think I'm going to be sick." He than ran from the table and into a little bathroom nearby. Hermione had already gone over that stage when she read the book that had that disturbing, but informative paragraph. She was now considering their options. They could kiss and be done with it or they could stay here and live for ever in this room. Hermione decided that it would be best to kiss.
When Draco came back, Hermione told him what they had to do. Draco looked even paler than usual
"It better be quick" was Draco's way of saying okay. As they both leaned closer, they could sense a change in the room. As their lips touched they could hear a sort of 'awwwing' sound. The kiss lasted a couple of seconds, but for Draco and Hermione, it felt like it lasted an eternity. When they spread apart, they felt a kind of longing, but they quickly shooed the feeling away.
"We better check the door" Draco said and with that they both rushed to the door.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS! Take that! I am just joshing ya; you all know that I love you. I am so sorry to leave it at a cliffy, but that is me. The next chappie will be short or long depending on how many reviews I get. By the by, has anyone you know written a Harry Potter/South Park fic? Just wondering. Please R&R. Merci