OUT OF TUNE
Chapter 13: The Day Trowa and Dorothy Came to Visit!!! (Soon followed by everybody else)
*This little interlude begins with Trowa, Dorothy, and Hotaru sitting in a conveniently placed void of complete whiteness*
Trowa: I SIMPLY CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS!!!!
Hotaru: -_-'
Dorothy: -_-'
Trowa: WELL! I CAN'T!!! I get scared out of my wits by her *points to Dorothy*, then she wants to move in with me, then we "fall" for each other…which I guess wasn't SO bad, but STILL!!! Now I have to save her from going to Earth and being married to Quatre?!?! When does the drama END?!?
Dorothy: Well, since you've stopped talking, I'd say right about….*looks at watch*….now.
Hotaru: I'm gonna remember that the next time the Jr. High girls start ranting and raving!
Trowa: Hotaru, aren't you going to DO something about this?! You ARE the author!
Hotaru: *Pause* Er- I say we get blitzed!
Dorothy: *shrugs* That is the reason I came!
Trowa: I cannot believe you people. *stomps off into the whiteness*
*Quatre enters*
Quatre: Am I interrupting anything?
*Trowa stomps back in*
Trowa: So NOW you're gonna be nice and sweet, HUH!!!
Dorothy: SIT!!!
*Trowa slams into the ground*
Dorothy & Hotaru: O.o
Dorothy: It worked!!
*Kagome, from Inuyasha, enters*
Kagome: Told ya.
*Kagome exits*
*Inuyasha enters*
Inuyasha: *mutter* poor guy. I feel for ya Trowa!! Kagome: *offstage* SIT!!! I don't sit you THAT often!!
*Inuyasha slams into the ground twice*
*Duo and Hilde enter; Duo sees Inuyasha slam into the ground and breaks out into a dead sweat*
Duo: Hilde, honey, how's about you and me go on back into the whiteness, hmm?
Hotaru: Hilde, I'd like to extend my apology, yet again, for making you pregnant in my story. It's just, you've got Duo and well, he'd be the first to procreate out of any of the pilots!!
Dorothy: *who has been drinking tequila shots the whole time* Here, here!!! Hilde gonna have a bab-ay!!
Hotaru: -_-' Only in the story, Dorothy…
Dorothy: *singing* NORTH!! To Alaska, We go NORTH!! The rush is on!!
Inuyasha: *pulls himself up from the ground* Stupid, goddamn wench, I'll kill her….
*Inuyasha exits*
Hotaru: Erm- are we waiting for the whole gang to show up, or something?
*As if on cue, Wufei, Heero, Sally, and Relena enter from whiteness stage left*
Dorothy: *swinging her bottle* hehehe; Inuyasha's name comes up as Natasha in spell-check!
Quatre: *sits down next to Dorothy; grabs bottle* Gimme some of that!
Dorothy: HEY!!! GETYOUROWN!!!
*Trowa pulls himself up from the ground*
Trowa: Alright, this is getting too random-
Dorothy: LIKE MONTY PYTHON!!!
*Trowa pauses; glares at Dorothy; continues*
Trowa: Like I said, its getting too random. Hotaru, I think we should now do what we all came here for. *sigh* I hate review times….
Hotaru: You ARE correct sir!! *looks down at the board game that's materialized in front of her* advance two spaces!
Heero: Let's just get on with this. We have more important things to do. *eyes up Relena, who ogles her own fair share as well*
Relena: *now getting hot and breathless* Yes *gasp* let's get on with it!
*Quatre, on the verge of being sick watching Heero and Relena, does what we all want to do and takes a large swig of the tequila bottle*
Dorothy: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!! CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!!!!!!! *etc. etc.*
Wufei: Silly woman…*Sally hits him hard* OOF!!
Sally: ^-^
Hotaru: Anyway; the whole point of this chapter-
*BrenRick appears*
BrenRick: You mean there IS a point to this chapter?
Hotaru: grr… :P
BrenRick: :P
Hotaru: :P
BrenRick: :P
*Hotaru is about to stick out her tongue but ObiWanKanobe (sp?) from Star Wars appears and grabs her tongue*
ObiWanKanobe: BrenRick, use the power of the force…and slice off her tongue!
BrenRick: Gladly! *advances with a large knife that has also materialized out of the whiteness*
Hotaru: MO!!! MOT MY MONGUE!!! MI MEED MAT MING!!!!
*mariel4000 appears out of nowhere*
mariel4000: REVIEWER TO THE RESCUE!!!! *proceeds to jump ObiWanKanobe and pummel him senseless*
BrenRick: I wasn't *really* going to cut off your tongue y'know.
Hotaru: :P Now then, the whole po- er- REASON behind this chapter was to thank my reviewers and those who have, according to my stats, put me on their favorite stories list! And so, I've asked the characters here, well…the GUNDAM WING characters to help me thank you all!!
Sally: And to thank you all, we've devised a song that we'll sing for you now! Hit it children!!
*Out of the whiteness has come a large, English style abbey choir box and in it are all the characters of GW in white choir robes, also materialized from the whiteness*
Duo: Memememe!!
Hilde: *in scales* Ah, uh, ah, uh, ah!!
Heero: Ah.
Trowa:…
Relena: *like a bird* mmmMMMMmmm
Hotaru: I FEEL GOOD-
Marameia: DunaNunaNunaNah!!
Hotaru: I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW!!!
Marameia: DunaNunaNunaNah!!
Hotaru & Marameia: SO GOOD!!! DUNANUNANUNANAH!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Trowa: dun…dun…dun….
Heero: da.
*Sally taps the choir box with a stick also generously provided by the whiteness*
Sally: Are we ready?
Dorothy: *swaying* Re-*hic*-ady Freddy!!!
Quatre: *leaning on Dorothy, also swaying* Is this the Plan, Stan?
*Dorothy laughs uncontrollably*
Trowa: Let's just get this over with!
Sally: A 1, 2, A 1, 2, 3, 4!!!
ALL: *to the tune of an Irish Drinking song*
OHHH!!!! VEGA 03, YOU"RE SIGNED REVIEWS KEEP US HAPPY!!
AND MARIEL4000, WITH HER CHEERY POV KEEPS US--
Dorothy: *drunken* perfectly slappy!!!!
ALL: AND IF WE DON'T UPDATE, SHERRI WILL HUNT US DOWN AND MAKE US TAKE AN- Quatre: *also drunken* eternal nappy!!!!
Duo & Hilde: *duet to the tune of Beauty School Dropout* Ooohhhh,…Sailor J-chan/DuoxHilde 4ever!!! We love you…cuz you…dun.dun.dun. Love us too!!!
ALL: *like a choir of angels* PENNBEE OF TREEWOOD, YOUR CRITQUE KEEPS US IN LINE!!!
AND MYSTIC-GOHAN148 THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE ME ON AUTHOR ALERT IS DIVINE!!!!
HEY SCILENCER003, YOUR REVIEW IS LIKE WATER TO A FISH!!! AND SILVER SERPENT'S WISHES FOR LUCK MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE'RE IRISH!!! Dorothy & Quatre: *Swinging their shared bottle of tequila* Which we are, btw!!!
Wufei: *under his breath* Can't you tell?
ALL: *in doo wop style* HEY BABY, YEAH BABY, DOOOO oooHHH WAH!! HEY MR. ADRELLIEHS, YOUR WORDS MAKE US FEEL BETTER!
AND HONEY, OUR BRENRICK, YOU COULD MAKE US FAINT WITH JUST..ONE..LETTER!!! OW!!!!!
*whole group slows down*
Doooo do wop, doooo do wop, dooooooWOW!!! Wow, wow, wow, yeah!!
Dorothy & Quatre: *off key* AND THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!!!!! *Trowa throws a shoe* *THUD* *Afore mentioned shoe hits poor Quatre in the head and knocks him unconscious*
*Dorothy points and laughs, blacks out herself*
Trowa: That takes care of that.
*Trowa exits*
Hotaru: Again, thanks to all my reviewers, I wrote this song just for you guys!! A special shout out now goes to Quest For The Knowledge who, according to my stats, has my story in his favorites *bows* thank you, thank you!!! And also to my good friend PixieWhitefeather!! If you haven't read that lady's stories, go! Now! You know not what you miss!
Also, if you are a reviewer and you have accounts here on FF.net, TELL ME!!! I wanna return the favor you guys have done me and review some of YOUR stories!! So let me know when you write something, k?
Love you all, Chapter 14 will be up in no time!!
Chapter 13: The Day Trowa and Dorothy Came to Visit!!! (Soon followed by everybody else)
*This little interlude begins with Trowa, Dorothy, and Hotaru sitting in a conveniently placed void of complete whiteness*
Trowa: I SIMPLY CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS!!!!
Hotaru: -_-'
Dorothy: -_-'
Trowa: WELL! I CAN'T!!! I get scared out of my wits by her *points to Dorothy*, then she wants to move in with me, then we "fall" for each other…which I guess wasn't SO bad, but STILL!!! Now I have to save her from going to Earth and being married to Quatre?!?! When does the drama END?!?
Dorothy: Well, since you've stopped talking, I'd say right about….*looks at watch*….now.
Hotaru: I'm gonna remember that the next time the Jr. High girls start ranting and raving!
Trowa: Hotaru, aren't you going to DO something about this?! You ARE the author!
Hotaru: *Pause* Er- I say we get blitzed!
Dorothy: *shrugs* That is the reason I came!
Trowa: I cannot believe you people. *stomps off into the whiteness*
*Quatre enters*
Quatre: Am I interrupting anything?
*Trowa stomps back in*
Trowa: So NOW you're gonna be nice and sweet, HUH!!!
Dorothy: SIT!!!
*Trowa slams into the ground*
Dorothy & Hotaru: O.o
Dorothy: It worked!!
*Kagome, from Inuyasha, enters*
Kagome: Told ya.
*Kagome exits*
*Inuyasha enters*
Inuyasha: *mutter* poor guy. I feel for ya Trowa!! Kagome: *offstage* SIT!!! I don't sit you THAT often!!
*Inuyasha slams into the ground twice*
*Duo and Hilde enter; Duo sees Inuyasha slam into the ground and breaks out into a dead sweat*
Duo: Hilde, honey, how's about you and me go on back into the whiteness, hmm?
Hotaru: Hilde, I'd like to extend my apology, yet again, for making you pregnant in my story. It's just, you've got Duo and well, he'd be the first to procreate out of any of the pilots!!
Dorothy: *who has been drinking tequila shots the whole time* Here, here!!! Hilde gonna have a bab-ay!!
Hotaru: -_-' Only in the story, Dorothy…
Dorothy: *singing* NORTH!! To Alaska, We go NORTH!! The rush is on!!
Inuyasha: *pulls himself up from the ground* Stupid, goddamn wench, I'll kill her….
*Inuyasha exits*
Hotaru: Erm- are we waiting for the whole gang to show up, or something?
*As if on cue, Wufei, Heero, Sally, and Relena enter from whiteness stage left*
Dorothy: *swinging her bottle* hehehe; Inuyasha's name comes up as Natasha in spell-check!
Quatre: *sits down next to Dorothy; grabs bottle* Gimme some of that!
Dorothy: HEY!!! GETYOUROWN!!!
*Trowa pulls himself up from the ground*
Trowa: Alright, this is getting too random-
Dorothy: LIKE MONTY PYTHON!!!
*Trowa pauses; glares at Dorothy; continues*
Trowa: Like I said, its getting too random. Hotaru, I think we should now do what we all came here for. *sigh* I hate review times….
Hotaru: You ARE correct sir!! *looks down at the board game that's materialized in front of her* advance two spaces!
Heero: Let's just get on with this. We have more important things to do. *eyes up Relena, who ogles her own fair share as well*
Relena: *now getting hot and breathless* Yes *gasp* let's get on with it!
*Quatre, on the verge of being sick watching Heero and Relena, does what we all want to do and takes a large swig of the tequila bottle*
Dorothy: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!! CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!!!!!!! *etc. etc.*
Wufei: Silly woman…*Sally hits him hard* OOF!!
Sally: ^-^
Hotaru: Anyway; the whole point of this chapter-
*BrenRick appears*
BrenRick: You mean there IS a point to this chapter?
Hotaru: grr… :P
BrenRick: :P
Hotaru: :P
BrenRick: :P
*Hotaru is about to stick out her tongue but ObiWanKanobe (sp?) from Star Wars appears and grabs her tongue*
ObiWanKanobe: BrenRick, use the power of the force…and slice off her tongue!
BrenRick: Gladly! *advances with a large knife that has also materialized out of the whiteness*
Hotaru: MO!!! MOT MY MONGUE!!! MI MEED MAT MING!!!!
*mariel4000 appears out of nowhere*
mariel4000: REVIEWER TO THE RESCUE!!!! *proceeds to jump ObiWanKanobe and pummel him senseless*
BrenRick: I wasn't *really* going to cut off your tongue y'know.
Hotaru: :P Now then, the whole po- er- REASON behind this chapter was to thank my reviewers and those who have, according to my stats, put me on their favorite stories list! And so, I've asked the characters here, well…the GUNDAM WING characters to help me thank you all!!
Sally: And to thank you all, we've devised a song that we'll sing for you now! Hit it children!!
*Out of the whiteness has come a large, English style abbey choir box and in it are all the characters of GW in white choir robes, also materialized from the whiteness*
Duo: Memememe!!
Hilde: *in scales* Ah, uh, ah, uh, ah!!
Heero: Ah.
Trowa:…
Relena: *like a bird* mmmMMMMmmm
Hotaru: I FEEL GOOD-
Marameia: DunaNunaNunaNah!!
Hotaru: I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW!!!
Marameia: DunaNunaNunaNah!!
Hotaru & Marameia: SO GOOD!!! DUNANUNANUNANAH!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Trowa: dun…dun…dun….
Heero: da.
*Sally taps the choir box with a stick also generously provided by the whiteness*
Sally: Are we ready?
Dorothy: *swaying* Re-*hic*-ady Freddy!!!
Quatre: *leaning on Dorothy, also swaying* Is this the Plan, Stan?
*Dorothy laughs uncontrollably*
Trowa: Let's just get this over with!
Sally: A 1, 2, A 1, 2, 3, 4!!!
ALL: *to the tune of an Irish Drinking song*
OHHH!!!! VEGA 03, YOU"RE SIGNED REVIEWS KEEP US HAPPY!!
AND MARIEL4000, WITH HER CHEERY POV KEEPS US--
Dorothy: *drunken* perfectly slappy!!!!
ALL: AND IF WE DON'T UPDATE, SHERRI WILL HUNT US DOWN AND MAKE US TAKE AN- Quatre: *also drunken* eternal nappy!!!!
Duo & Hilde: *duet to the tune of Beauty School Dropout* Ooohhhh,…Sailor J-chan/DuoxHilde 4ever!!! We love you…cuz you…dun.dun.dun. Love us too!!!
ALL: *like a choir of angels* PENNBEE OF TREEWOOD, YOUR CRITQUE KEEPS US IN LINE!!!
AND MYSTIC-GOHAN148 THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE ME ON AUTHOR ALERT IS DIVINE!!!!
HEY SCILENCER003, YOUR REVIEW IS LIKE WATER TO A FISH!!! AND SILVER SERPENT'S WISHES FOR LUCK MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE'RE IRISH!!! Dorothy & Quatre: *Swinging their shared bottle of tequila* Which we are, btw!!!
Wufei: *under his breath* Can't you tell?
ALL: *in doo wop style* HEY BABY, YEAH BABY, DOOOO oooHHH WAH!! HEY MR. ADRELLIEHS, YOUR WORDS MAKE US FEEL BETTER!
AND HONEY, OUR BRENRICK, YOU COULD MAKE US FAINT WITH JUST..ONE..LETTER!!! OW!!!!!
*whole group slows down*
Doooo do wop, doooo do wop, dooooooWOW!!! Wow, wow, wow, yeah!!
Dorothy & Quatre: *off key* AND THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!!!!! *Trowa throws a shoe* *THUD* *Afore mentioned shoe hits poor Quatre in the head and knocks him unconscious*
*Dorothy points and laughs, blacks out herself*
Trowa: That takes care of that.
*Trowa exits*
Hotaru: Again, thanks to all my reviewers, I wrote this song just for you guys!! A special shout out now goes to Quest For The Knowledge who, according to my stats, has my story in his favorites *bows* thank you, thank you!!! And also to my good friend PixieWhitefeather!! If you haven't read that lady's stories, go! Now! You know not what you miss!
Also, if you are a reviewer and you have accounts here on FF.net, TELL ME!!! I wanna return the favor you guys have done me and review some of YOUR stories!! So let me know when you write something, k?
Love you all, Chapter 14 will be up in no time!!