A/N: Sorry for not updating in a while. Since school is over (It's been over...), I might be able to update more often. Well, here's chapter 7 of My Life.

I could tell that those two were getting pretty tired. They asked me three times already if they could relax for a bit. I told them whatever and they enjoyed themselves to the cool breeze. Actually, it was pretty cool, today and I figured that I should enjoy myself too.

"Okay guys. We can take a break now. Besides, it looks like Pikachu is starting to get hungry and I'll have to feed him. You do whatever you wanna do." I said to them, as I opened a can of food from my backpack to feed to Pikachu. May and Max wandered over to a nearby lake, which I figured that they wanted to take a swim or something, although the weather was cool. I then thought to myself that this would be the perfect time for them to learn some surviving skills. Pikachu leapt off of my shoulder to go join the two after he finished his food, and I sat down wondering what I should do. I wanted to get to the next city, but I also wanted to teach them, so they know what to do in a future reference. I decided that I would teach them and delay our trip to the next city. I then headed over to were they where and I was soon covered in water. Apparently, they thought it was very funny for them to splash me with water. I was about to order Pikachu to shock them while they were in the water, but decided against it.

"Hey Ash. Why don't you come in the water with us? The water is perfect!" May emphasized the word 'perfect' and I simply nodded no. She threw a fit and she crossed her arms and turned her back on me. I guess she was pissed. I then felt sorry for her, so I began to say.

"Okay, I'll go in the water for a little while, but then I'll have to get out. I intended to teach you guys some survival skills, but it'll have to wait for now." I said to her. I began to go get some swimming shorts to put on, but May grabbed my arm as I was about to leave, and pulled me in. All my clothes were wet and she just looked at me, giggling. Max and Pikachu were also laughing at me, and I walked out of the lake.

"Sorry Ash, I couldn't resist." May's giggling soon turned into laughter.

"Well, enough fooling around. We have a lot of work to cover." I scorned at them, leaving the three in the lake. They nodded their heads and followed me.

Ash introducing title: The test of survival!

I paced back and forth with my hand behind my back, giving them directions on what to do. They seemed to be bored by me and I just grinned very evilly. I swore to myself, that they will experience something that is worse than hell. I dropped my explanations and ordered them to follow me to the woods. The eagerly got up, probably because they didn't want to hear me babble all day, and formed a line behind me. Even Pikachu was eager, and I gave an evil smirk. I started to walk a little faster and they began to, too. My fast walking eventually became jogging and soon running. In the end, I sprinted so fast that it put even Pikachu to shame. I laughed to myself and ditched them in the woods, all by themselves.

"Those losers didn't know what hit 'em" I said to myself, as I began to lead myself out of the woods. I circled around the trail we took, but on the opposite way of which we were going. I then backtracked my way out of the woods and was soon met by water. I apparently fell in the lake and stupidity crossed my mind.

"Uhh... oops... hehe... wrong way..."

"Ash!? Oh Ash!? Where are you!?" I heard May holler. I quickly hid behind some bushes so they wouldn't see me. May, followed by Max and Pikachu, entered the area that I was at. They were looking for me, oblivious to where I was at. I quickly snuck away back to the campsite. However, I wasn't very quiet, because they looked in the direction that I was at. I also tripped over a stick, which wasn't very smart. I quickly got up, slapped the dirt off of my pants, and hid behind a large thick tree. Again, they hollered my name, but I ignored them and began to step backwards, still facing them. My back then hit something soft and fuzzy. I stopped and turned pale. I slowly turned around and saw something brown. I slowly looked up in fear. My eyes widened and slowly turned back around. I started to step foward, and as soon as the creature roared I started to sprint out of the area.

"Ursaring!" I shouted. I ditched the area I was hiding in and sprinted past May, Max and Pikachu, who were surprised to see me.

"Ash!? What's going on he-..." May was soon cut off as she soon saw the Ursaring. She and the others also ran behind me. Soon, we were out of the woods and onto the main road again. On the path, I grabbed my backpack that I had left while feeding Pikachu, and so did May and Max. It seemed like hours that we were running and we soon were panting for breath. I abrubtly stopped, and May, Max and Pikachu came crashing into me. We all got up and checked if everybody was okay. We looked back to see if the Ursaring was still chasing us. Luckily, it was long gone, and we all sighed a relief.

"Okay... This is the last time... I ever...EVER... do any of that surviving crap!..." I shouted out loud to no one in particular. I could sense that May and Max had sad looks on their face. They knew how pissed I was.

"Uh...Ash...I think we should postpone our survival test..." May suggested to me.

"May is right..." Max started. "Let's just move on and forget about it. You can teach us some other time. Besides, I think we're well rested up now." Max smiled. May also put on a smile.

"Yeah, you're right... We should move on and forget about it" I agreed and started to get up, but something came across my mind. Where the hell were we!?

"Ash? What's wrong?" She could probably tell that something was wrong with me.

"I don't know where we are... "

"WHAT!?" Both May and Max shouted. However, Pikachu and I were calm.

"We probably got lost while the Ursaring was chasing us. Don't worry, we probably aren't that far from where we were." I said, trying to get them to calm down. They weren't taking it that well, though.

"Okay if you say so..." May whimpered and began to follow Max, Pikachu, and I.

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter, but I had really nothing to write about because I had writer's block. The next chapter will hopefully be longer. Well, until next time.