Disclaimer: Same thing, don't own nothing except for original characters.
Note: Yeah, I know the last chapter stunk but remember, this is supposed to
be a short little piece that's *supposed* to be funny. It is not a work of
art by *any* means. The last chapter wasn't funny I know. This chapter
should be a little better. Oh and just for a note, Legolas is the oldest of
Thranduil's kids.
Chapter 2: The Arrival
They passed through the borders of Mirkwood. They were not stopped on account it looked as though the guards had a little party of their own and were still sleeping it off. Or at least, that's what the three hunters assumed as a few of them had lampshades on their heads. Not to mention a few of them were attempting to sleep like bats (it didn't work very well for one of them had fallen out of the tree).
"It won't be much longer now and if you guys feel anything, like eyes watching you..." Gimli cut it off, "I know, don't worry about it, it's probably just some of your friends." Legolas shook his head as he picked up a few rocks. "No! Do tell me because it may be my brothers." Aragorn cocked his head, "I've been here many times before and I've never seen your brothers..." "That's because they have always been grounded when you were here." He stopped on the road and motioned for the others to stop. He threw one of the larger rocks forwards. As soon as it hit the ground, a net sprang up and trapped the rock.
Legolas threw the other two smaller rocks right above them. Then they heard two yelps and two young (twin) elflings who both looked remarkably like miniature Legolases plummeted to the ground. However, they got caught in some of the ropes from their trap and they hung upside-down by their ankles. Legolas smirked, "Aragorn Gimli, meet Cu (Bow) and Pilin' (Arrow)" Either Cu or Pilin' (Aragorn couldn't tell which) shouted, "Legolas!!! You spoiled a perfectly good trap." His twin nodded, "Really Legolas, couldn't you have just gone around?" Legolas smiled, "If you're going to be that way, I'll leave you here, and let the guards get you down." Aragorn didn't think that *anybodies* eyes could get as big as two pairs hanging before him did. "Legolas! They'd leave us here, you know that! And dad'll kill ya!"
Legolas sighed and then cut the rope allowing his two younger brothers to fall onto the ground. They ran off no doubt planning to get Legolas back some how. "I'm going to have to watch my back for the rest of my life or until they get me... They don't forget easily to exact revenge on anyone." They were almost at the palace when they heard a loud shriek. Legolas smiled ruefully, "and that sounds like my darling sister..." Sure enough, Cu and Pilin' were dashing out with what looked like some elvish clothes. Although they seemed to belong to a woman. Then, right behind them dashed an elf girl. Aragorn was sure that she was very pretty when she wasn't chasing her brothers with a hatchet.
"YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!! COME BACK HERE WITH THAT!!!! I"M GOING TO $"@$% KILL YOU TWO!!!!!!" shouted the fair "lady". The two elven boys dodged behind a tree just as she threw the hatchet and it stuck into the tree that Cu and Pilin' just made refuge behind. Then Aragorn saw something that he had never seen before. King Thranduil was laughing as though drunk at the scene before him (he obviously had more wine than was good for him). "Ha, ha, ha!!!" he laughed pointing at his daughter, "You sound just like your idiot mother!!! Ha, ha, ha-"but then he stopped with a wide eyed looked of shock on his face. An elf woman (who was obviously Legolas" mother) stood next to Thranduil and had lightly stuck a sword into Thranduil's arm. "Whose an idiot oh happy dear?" she chided. Thranduil screamed clutching his arm to stop the bleeding (which it was not doing heavily).
Legolas shook his head and tried to hide his smile. Gimli and Aragorn were in shock. They had never seen "any" elf or elves act like this. "MOM!!! DAD!!! COULD YOU PLEASE STOP THAT!!!!" came a shrill voice emitted from the young elf girl but she then softened and suddenly became very sweet and shook her finger at her father as though chiding him. "Honestly father, and you're supposed to be the king, you silly fool." Thranduil gave her a dirty look, but then looked shocked, "Hey, there's a hole in your dress! I can see you're underwear, Lindor (Songbird)!!!" Lindor looked horrified and tried to find the whole so she could cover it up. While she was looking the two twins got a signal from their father.
Cu and Pilin' dropped a bucket of water o their unsuspecting sister from a tree top. As one could imagine, Lindor was not happy. The twins came down. "Aww sis, come one, it's not *that* bad." They said as they tried to conceal their laughter. She still didn't look very pleased and this was confirmed when she grabbed a pitchfork and threw it at Cu and Pilin' who luckily just jumped over a fence. The pitchfork hit the fence and stuck there. "Really daughter, I thought you would have stopped falling for that trick, you silly fool." mocked Thranduil shaking his finger just like his daughter did only moments before. Lindor was already in a bad mood, "Grrrrr..." But her mother beat her to the punch as Verne' (Legolas' mother) began choking him, "DON"T YOU CALL HER A SILLY FOOL THRANDUIL OROPHERION (Son of Oropher)!!! SHE WORKS HARDER THAN BOTH OF THOSE TWO AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!" Thranduil's face was now turning a little blue, "GAHHH!!! I CANT BREATH I CANT BREATH!!!!"
Gimli and Aragorn heard Legolas sigh at their sides. "Welcome to the only Elven Home that also serves as a mental institution..."
Ok... I think that was a bit funnier. Tell me what you think PLEASE!!!! I will update a lot more and quicker if you review!
Chapter 2: The Arrival
They passed through the borders of Mirkwood. They were not stopped on account it looked as though the guards had a little party of their own and were still sleeping it off. Or at least, that's what the three hunters assumed as a few of them had lampshades on their heads. Not to mention a few of them were attempting to sleep like bats (it didn't work very well for one of them had fallen out of the tree).
"It won't be much longer now and if you guys feel anything, like eyes watching you..." Gimli cut it off, "I know, don't worry about it, it's probably just some of your friends." Legolas shook his head as he picked up a few rocks. "No! Do tell me because it may be my brothers." Aragorn cocked his head, "I've been here many times before and I've never seen your brothers..." "That's because they have always been grounded when you were here." He stopped on the road and motioned for the others to stop. He threw one of the larger rocks forwards. As soon as it hit the ground, a net sprang up and trapped the rock.
Legolas threw the other two smaller rocks right above them. Then they heard two yelps and two young (twin) elflings who both looked remarkably like miniature Legolases plummeted to the ground. However, they got caught in some of the ropes from their trap and they hung upside-down by their ankles. Legolas smirked, "Aragorn Gimli, meet Cu (Bow) and Pilin' (Arrow)" Either Cu or Pilin' (Aragorn couldn't tell which) shouted, "Legolas!!! You spoiled a perfectly good trap." His twin nodded, "Really Legolas, couldn't you have just gone around?" Legolas smiled, "If you're going to be that way, I'll leave you here, and let the guards get you down." Aragorn didn't think that *anybodies* eyes could get as big as two pairs hanging before him did. "Legolas! They'd leave us here, you know that! And dad'll kill ya!"
Legolas sighed and then cut the rope allowing his two younger brothers to fall onto the ground. They ran off no doubt planning to get Legolas back some how. "I'm going to have to watch my back for the rest of my life or until they get me... They don't forget easily to exact revenge on anyone." They were almost at the palace when they heard a loud shriek. Legolas smiled ruefully, "and that sounds like my darling sister..." Sure enough, Cu and Pilin' were dashing out with what looked like some elvish clothes. Although they seemed to belong to a woman. Then, right behind them dashed an elf girl. Aragorn was sure that she was very pretty when she wasn't chasing her brothers with a hatchet.
"YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!! COME BACK HERE WITH THAT!!!! I"M GOING TO $"@$% KILL YOU TWO!!!!!!" shouted the fair "lady". The two elven boys dodged behind a tree just as she threw the hatchet and it stuck into the tree that Cu and Pilin' just made refuge behind. Then Aragorn saw something that he had never seen before. King Thranduil was laughing as though drunk at the scene before him (he obviously had more wine than was good for him). "Ha, ha, ha!!!" he laughed pointing at his daughter, "You sound just like your idiot mother!!! Ha, ha, ha-"but then he stopped with a wide eyed looked of shock on his face. An elf woman (who was obviously Legolas" mother) stood next to Thranduil and had lightly stuck a sword into Thranduil's arm. "Whose an idiot oh happy dear?" she chided. Thranduil screamed clutching his arm to stop the bleeding (which it was not doing heavily).
Legolas shook his head and tried to hide his smile. Gimli and Aragorn were in shock. They had never seen "any" elf or elves act like this. "MOM!!! DAD!!! COULD YOU PLEASE STOP THAT!!!!" came a shrill voice emitted from the young elf girl but she then softened and suddenly became very sweet and shook her finger at her father as though chiding him. "Honestly father, and you're supposed to be the king, you silly fool." Thranduil gave her a dirty look, but then looked shocked, "Hey, there's a hole in your dress! I can see you're underwear, Lindor (Songbird)!!!" Lindor looked horrified and tried to find the whole so she could cover it up. While she was looking the two twins got a signal from their father.
Cu and Pilin' dropped a bucket of water o their unsuspecting sister from a tree top. As one could imagine, Lindor was not happy. The twins came down. "Aww sis, come one, it's not *that* bad." They said as they tried to conceal their laughter. She still didn't look very pleased and this was confirmed when she grabbed a pitchfork and threw it at Cu and Pilin' who luckily just jumped over a fence. The pitchfork hit the fence and stuck there. "Really daughter, I thought you would have stopped falling for that trick, you silly fool." mocked Thranduil shaking his finger just like his daughter did only moments before. Lindor was already in a bad mood, "Grrrrr..." But her mother beat her to the punch as Verne' (Legolas' mother) began choking him, "DON"T YOU CALL HER A SILLY FOOL THRANDUIL OROPHERION (Son of Oropher)!!! SHE WORKS HARDER THAN BOTH OF THOSE TWO AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!" Thranduil's face was now turning a little blue, "GAHHH!!! I CANT BREATH I CANT BREATH!!!!"
Gimli and Aragorn heard Legolas sigh at their sides. "Welcome to the only Elven Home that also serves as a mental institution..."
Ok... I think that was a bit funnier. Tell me what you think PLEASE!!!! I will update a lot more and quicker if you review!