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Chapter 6: Lindor's Revenge
"LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!!! How many times do we have to tell you? Do not send guests through a window, open or closed?" Thranduil said seriously as though Legolas did that all the time. "Yes sir. Whatever sir. Right sir." Were basically his typical answers. Aragorn and Gimli both went to take showers (they checked to make sure the bathrooms were not booby trapped and that there was no honey in places it shouldn't be). After they got dressed, they went to see if Legolas was ok. Aragorn had thought that Thranduil was a good king but now he was beginning to question his sanity (gee, just now Aragorn? Little slow on the uptake there). Thranduil was still lecturing Legolas but now the topic had something to do with hitting people with shovels.
"DAD!!!! COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!?!?!?! I"M TRYING TO READ HERE!!!!" Lindor screeched from the other side of the room. Thranduil glowered at her, "Ha! You mean so you can keep drooling at that letter you got from that Elladan guy!" Lindor glared back and began to retort (sometimes her voice getting unusually high), "It's Elohir, father! Not Elladan!!! How many times do I have to tell you!?!?!? Elohir is the hottest elf in all of Rivendell! I should consider myself lucky that he likes having me as a girlfriend, especially when my father is the only elven king without a ring of power!"
Thranduil glared at her, "Oh yeah? We'll *here's* what I think of that!" He threw some of the goo Legolas greased the floor with at the letter. Lindor went hysterical, "NOOOOOO!!! Now slime will crawl all over his wonderful letter!" Thranduil laughed at her, "Ha! You're almost as bad as those idiot girls that chase you're older brother around!!!!" Verne" thought this was quite enough, "Thranduil..." Thranduil (who was pretty sure he was safe as long as he didn't insult his wife) said, "Yes dea-" he didn't get to finish as Verne" broke a chair on his head. "DON"T YOU DARE LAUGH AT YOUR DAUGHTER!!! YOU SHOULD CONSIDER US LUCKY THAT SHE LIKES SOMEONE OF ROYAL BIRTH!!! IF YOU EVER READ (assuming you can read) YOU WOULD NOW IT"S A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET ROYAL GIRLS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ROYAL BOYS!!!!!"
Legolas ushered Aragorn and Gimli out of the room and out of the palace. "I'm sorry you guys had to witness that. Uh oh!" He looked back at the palace where screams were issuing from. They then saw Thranduil dash out of the building dodging various items. Legolas sighed, "Stand by for furniture." Sure enough, no sooner had he said that did a chair fly out of the door, narrowly missing Thranduil. A large table followed the matching chair. "Legolas? Is your mother throwing that stuff?" Aragorn asked warily. Legolas shrugged, "Maybe, or it could be Lindor, or both."
Lindor soon came out with her usual hatchet. "FATHER!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Legolas smiled evilly as he went behind a bush. Aragorn and Gimli followed. Legolas motioned for them to be quiet. "I know this one is a bit primitive but it's effective..." he pointed to a picture of Elohir without much on (it was a candid photo that Elladan had taken). Legolas went on to explain, "I was saving that to black mail Elohir but I think this will prove to be quite a perk of owning such a picture.. There is a pit underneath that picture and a string is tied to the photograph." he then pointed to Lindor who was still looking for Thranduil.
It didn't take long for Lindor to notice the picture, "Huh? WOW!!! A PICTURE OF ELOHIR!?!?!? YAY!!!! OOOOO AND HE HARDLY HAS ANYTHING ON!!!!" She ran over to pick it up but stopped in the last minute. She thought, "Wait, whoever dropped this must have gone through so much trouble to get this and may be a bigger fan of Elohir than I am. I have the real one anyway... And if I take it, she'll be crushed. I- I have to leave it here..." she thought sadly as she walked away. When she was out of sight Legolas stood strait up, bending the stick he had been hold a bit too hard. "Grrrrr... HOW DID THAT BACKWARDS TRAMP FIGURE OUT MY BRILLIANT TRAP!?!?!?" "SMACK" The stick broke and half of it smacked Legolas on the face. "OWW!!! #&"#$ @"$ "@!"$!!!" Scream the angered prince.
Back at the palace (Legolas was still holding a bag of ice to the side of his face) Lindor and the twins were in another fight. "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO LET THAT "THING" EAT SOME OF MY BEST CLOTHES!!!!!" "THAT "THING" HAS A NAME AND IT"S FLUFFY!!!" Cu retorted. It soon developed into a brawl. Lindor thought to herself, "ugh, they're good at fighting. I hate fighting these kids... Hey wait! They're kids..." she smiled evilly as an evil plan began to form in her mind.
"Any last words Lindor?" Pilin" asked. Lindor smiled, "Hey look guys! I found some lollipops!!!" Both twins loved sugar, "OH!!! Goody goody!!" but when they tried to take it, Lindor hit them with a, mallet. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I knew it!!! No matter how good fighters you two are you're still just kids and everyone knows kids like candy!" Cu and Pilin" glared at her. "grrrrr... Well we won't fall for anything like that again!" they said. Lindor piped up again, "Oh look, chocolate!!!" Both twins fell for it again, "Oh!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!" And it went on and on like that for a few hours before Lindor decided to stop so that the twins wouldn't get brain damage (if they didn't already have it).
OK!!! *yawn* I'm done for the night. YIKES!!! 3:00 am? Ok, please review so that this lost sleeping time is not gone in vain (Pipes plays in the background. I hold my hat over my heart as my sleeping time is lowered into its grave) Anyway!! REVIEW PLEASE!!!
Chapter 6: Lindor's Revenge
"LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!!! How many times do we have to tell you? Do not send guests through a window, open or closed?" Thranduil said seriously as though Legolas did that all the time. "Yes sir. Whatever sir. Right sir." Were basically his typical answers. Aragorn and Gimli both went to take showers (they checked to make sure the bathrooms were not booby trapped and that there was no honey in places it shouldn't be). After they got dressed, they went to see if Legolas was ok. Aragorn had thought that Thranduil was a good king but now he was beginning to question his sanity (gee, just now Aragorn? Little slow on the uptake there). Thranduil was still lecturing Legolas but now the topic had something to do with hitting people with shovels.
"DAD!!!! COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!?!?!?! I"M TRYING TO READ HERE!!!!" Lindor screeched from the other side of the room. Thranduil glowered at her, "Ha! You mean so you can keep drooling at that letter you got from that Elladan guy!" Lindor glared back and began to retort (sometimes her voice getting unusually high), "It's Elohir, father! Not Elladan!!! How many times do I have to tell you!?!?!? Elohir is the hottest elf in all of Rivendell! I should consider myself lucky that he likes having me as a girlfriend, especially when my father is the only elven king without a ring of power!"
Thranduil glared at her, "Oh yeah? We'll *here's* what I think of that!" He threw some of the goo Legolas greased the floor with at the letter. Lindor went hysterical, "NOOOOOO!!! Now slime will crawl all over his wonderful letter!" Thranduil laughed at her, "Ha! You're almost as bad as those idiot girls that chase you're older brother around!!!!" Verne" thought this was quite enough, "Thranduil..." Thranduil (who was pretty sure he was safe as long as he didn't insult his wife) said, "Yes dea-" he didn't get to finish as Verne" broke a chair on his head. "DON"T YOU DARE LAUGH AT YOUR DAUGHTER!!! YOU SHOULD CONSIDER US LUCKY THAT SHE LIKES SOMEONE OF ROYAL BIRTH!!! IF YOU EVER READ (assuming you can read) YOU WOULD NOW IT"S A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET ROYAL GIRLS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ROYAL BOYS!!!!!"
Legolas ushered Aragorn and Gimli out of the room and out of the palace. "I'm sorry you guys had to witness that. Uh oh!" He looked back at the palace where screams were issuing from. They then saw Thranduil dash out of the building dodging various items. Legolas sighed, "Stand by for furniture." Sure enough, no sooner had he said that did a chair fly out of the door, narrowly missing Thranduil. A large table followed the matching chair. "Legolas? Is your mother throwing that stuff?" Aragorn asked warily. Legolas shrugged, "Maybe, or it could be Lindor, or both."
Lindor soon came out with her usual hatchet. "FATHER!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Legolas smiled evilly as he went behind a bush. Aragorn and Gimli followed. Legolas motioned for them to be quiet. "I know this one is a bit primitive but it's effective..." he pointed to a picture of Elohir without much on (it was a candid photo that Elladan had taken). Legolas went on to explain, "I was saving that to black mail Elohir but I think this will prove to be quite a perk of owning such a picture.. There is a pit underneath that picture and a string is tied to the photograph." he then pointed to Lindor who was still looking for Thranduil.
It didn't take long for Lindor to notice the picture, "Huh? WOW!!! A PICTURE OF ELOHIR!?!?!? YAY!!!! OOOOO AND HE HARDLY HAS ANYTHING ON!!!!" She ran over to pick it up but stopped in the last minute. She thought, "Wait, whoever dropped this must have gone through so much trouble to get this and may be a bigger fan of Elohir than I am. I have the real one anyway... And if I take it, she'll be crushed. I- I have to leave it here..." she thought sadly as she walked away. When she was out of sight Legolas stood strait up, bending the stick he had been hold a bit too hard. "Grrrrr... HOW DID THAT BACKWARDS TRAMP FIGURE OUT MY BRILLIANT TRAP!?!?!?" "SMACK" The stick broke and half of it smacked Legolas on the face. "OWW!!! #&"#$ @"$ "@!"$!!!" Scream the angered prince.
Back at the palace (Legolas was still holding a bag of ice to the side of his face) Lindor and the twins were in another fight. "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO LET THAT "THING" EAT SOME OF MY BEST CLOTHES!!!!!" "THAT "THING" HAS A NAME AND IT"S FLUFFY!!!" Cu retorted. It soon developed into a brawl. Lindor thought to herself, "ugh, they're good at fighting. I hate fighting these kids... Hey wait! They're kids..." she smiled evilly as an evil plan began to form in her mind.
"Any last words Lindor?" Pilin" asked. Lindor smiled, "Hey look guys! I found some lollipops!!!" Both twins loved sugar, "OH!!! Goody goody!!" but when they tried to take it, Lindor hit them with a, mallet. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I knew it!!! No matter how good fighters you two are you're still just kids and everyone knows kids like candy!" Cu and Pilin" glared at her. "grrrrr... Well we won't fall for anything like that again!" they said. Lindor piped up again, "Oh look, chocolate!!!" Both twins fell for it again, "Oh!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!" And it went on and on like that for a few hours before Lindor decided to stop so that the twins wouldn't get brain damage (if they didn't already have it).
OK!!! *yawn* I'm done for the night. YIKES!!! 3:00 am? Ok, please review so that this lost sleeping time is not gone in vain (Pipes plays in the background. I hold my hat over my heart as my sleeping time is lowered into its grave) Anyway!! REVIEW PLEASE!!!