Disclaimer: Ohhhhhh. Do I hafta say it? It hurts too much!!!!! Oh fine, I
don't own the Lord of the Rings, Thranduil or any other of Tolkien's
characters. Yes, that includes. LEGOLAS!!!! WAAHHHHHH!!!! There, happy you
big meanie? I said it. *pouts*
Elf-Girl: Hi!!!!!!!! Thank you to all who reviewed! I love ya'll!! Oh, by the way, any of you ever wonder what happened to all those clothes Cu and Pilin' stole from Lindor in Chapter 2? Well you find out what happened to them in THIS chapter!!! Oh guess what? I'm not a cat girl anymore!!! (Does her odd little rain dance thing)
Gloriollass: I don't think they know what you're talking about. Never mind, it's probably better that way, but if you are curious for some odd reason, she explains it in the last chapter of her other comedy fan fic, The Middle Earth You Didn't See (Lucky You).
Elf-Girl: You sound like a damned commercial, do you know that? But enough of that, ON TO CHAPTER 7!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 7: Cu and Pilin's Revenge and Gandalf Makes a Scene
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!" came a shout from the bathroom Legolas was currently occupying. Cu and Pilin' look up from their breakfast, "Uhhh. gotta go!!!" they said in unison (as usual). Aragorn and Gimli went to their friend's aide. When they finally got to his room, it became obvious why he had screamed. All the soaking Legolas had on was a towel and all of his clothes had been replaced with Lindor's stolen dresses. "Aragorn! Gimli!!! You have to find out where those two hell spawn hid my clothes!!!!"
Aragorn and Gimli tried not to laugh at the notion of Legolas in one of his sister's dresses. "WHAT IS SO FUNNY!?!?!?" Legolas yelled. "Well elf, at least your brothers know what color would bring out your eyes." Gimli snickered while holding up a blood red dress. Legolas looked daggers at the dwarf, "If you so much as think that again master dwarf, they will fail to find even you shadow." The tone in Legolas' voice was so malicious that it left no doubt in either Gimli's or Aragorn's minds that he would complete his threat. "All right Legolas give us a moment," began Aragorn. "I am sure you're brothers probably concealed your clothes somewhere in that demolished region they call their room." Legolas nodded before they left and he went back to hopelessly looking for his clothes.
Back downstairs, an unexpected visitor arrived. Ya, you guessed it, GANDALF!!! He found Thranduil in the throne room being strangled by Verne' (as usual). Her shrill lecture, echoed throughout the palace. "AND NOW YOU LET THEM PRANK YOUR OLDEST SON AND THE HIGH PRINCE OF MIRKWOOD!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF THRANDUIL OROPHERION?!?!?!?!?!?!?" "He may answer better if you allowed him to breathe, Lady Verne'." chuckled Gandalf. Of all the elven homes, this was probably the one he enjoyed visiting the most. Plenty to drink, lots of parties, and of course, entertainment 24/7 (the entertainment being the antics of the household if you can't guess it).
Verne' immediately released Thranduil who mouthed "Thank You" to Gandalf. "Good Day Master Gandalf, what business brings you here?" Gandalf smiled, "Does one need an occasion to visit old friends? I am actually here to speak with the Three Hunters for I have heard that they are here." Thranduil nodded, "LEGOLAS!!! YOU GET DOWN HERE WITH THOSE TWO MORTAL FRIENDS OF YOURS!!!!" Legolas' voice was heard next, "YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!! NOW!?!?!?!?!???" Thranduil shouted back, "YES NOW!!! DON'T MAKE ME DRAG YOU DOWN HERE!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later, Legolas' head was seen around the corner, "Mae Govannen (well met) Gandalf. I'll be just a minute. I have to find Aragorn and Gimli." The head then vanished from the doorway and Legolas' footsteps were heard running away from the throne room. Gandalf chuckled, "So, Cu and Pilin' finally managed to find a way into Legolas' room, yes?" Thranduil and Verne' nodded. "I would also guess they took his clothes, very likely have replaced them with something less desirable and Legolas sent out Aragorn and Gimli to find his original garments. Yes?" Once again, Thranduil and Verne' nodded, beginning to contemplate why Gandalf asked all this stuff if he ALREADY KNEW DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Thranduil just suddenly seemed to notice Gandalf (I think someone has been hit/ choked too many times). "Hey wait, I remember you. Who are you again?" Thranduil asked. (Everyone seat-dropped) Gandalf made a very, very, very, odd face. "Grrrrr. GANDALF!!! MY NAME IS GANDALF!!!!!" Thranduil smiled sheepishly, "Oh yeah, that's right, Gandlaf! What brings you here?" Gandalf looked like he wanted very much to hit Thranduil, "Inbred ingrate." growled the pissy wizard. "GUARDS!! START A FIRE WITH A STAKE!!!" shouted Thranduil. "A JOKE! A JOKE!!! JUST A LITTLE JOKE!!! JUST KIDING LORD THRANDUIL!!!!" Gandalf said quickly.
"ARAGORN!!! GIMLI!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THEY"RE IN THERE!!!" Legolas yelled as he hammered on Cu and Pilin's door. There was a loud yell form the inside and seconds later, two disheveled figures rushed from the room and slammed the door shut. "Guess what Legolas." Aragorn panted. Gimli finished for him, "They had 'Fluffy' guarding your clothes. We still got them though... But it didn't help much when you woke the thing on by pounding on the door." grumbled the dwarf as he handed Legolas is rumpled clothes. "I'm sorry but Gandalf is here and I couldn't go to him like THIS!!!" He indicated to the dress he had halfway on (just enough to cover him from the waist down).
OK!!! I wish I could have made this longer, but I still have writer's block. $%^$#^$^*%(%^#%@#^*@#@%#*^@#$#*#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, this means that reviews that have ideas will be greatly appreciated. Gloriollass: Oh boy. Tonight is the New Moon. You're gonna be that cat-girl thing.. AGAIN!!! Elf-Girl: It ain't MY fault. Please folks, just review. PLEASE!?!?! I need new ideas!!! *pouts* I'll be nice if you do...
Elf-Girl: Hi!!!!!!!! Thank you to all who reviewed! I love ya'll!! Oh, by the way, any of you ever wonder what happened to all those clothes Cu and Pilin' stole from Lindor in Chapter 2? Well you find out what happened to them in THIS chapter!!! Oh guess what? I'm not a cat girl anymore!!! (Does her odd little rain dance thing)
Gloriollass: I don't think they know what you're talking about. Never mind, it's probably better that way, but if you are curious for some odd reason, she explains it in the last chapter of her other comedy fan fic, The Middle Earth You Didn't See (Lucky You).
Elf-Girl: You sound like a damned commercial, do you know that? But enough of that, ON TO CHAPTER 7!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 7: Cu and Pilin's Revenge and Gandalf Makes a Scene
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!" came a shout from the bathroom Legolas was currently occupying. Cu and Pilin' look up from their breakfast, "Uhhh. gotta go!!!" they said in unison (as usual). Aragorn and Gimli went to their friend's aide. When they finally got to his room, it became obvious why he had screamed. All the soaking Legolas had on was a towel and all of his clothes had been replaced with Lindor's stolen dresses. "Aragorn! Gimli!!! You have to find out where those two hell spawn hid my clothes!!!!"
Aragorn and Gimli tried not to laugh at the notion of Legolas in one of his sister's dresses. "WHAT IS SO FUNNY!?!?!?" Legolas yelled. "Well elf, at least your brothers know what color would bring out your eyes." Gimli snickered while holding up a blood red dress. Legolas looked daggers at the dwarf, "If you so much as think that again master dwarf, they will fail to find even you shadow." The tone in Legolas' voice was so malicious that it left no doubt in either Gimli's or Aragorn's minds that he would complete his threat. "All right Legolas give us a moment," began Aragorn. "I am sure you're brothers probably concealed your clothes somewhere in that demolished region they call their room." Legolas nodded before they left and he went back to hopelessly looking for his clothes.
Back downstairs, an unexpected visitor arrived. Ya, you guessed it, GANDALF!!! He found Thranduil in the throne room being strangled by Verne' (as usual). Her shrill lecture, echoed throughout the palace. "AND NOW YOU LET THEM PRANK YOUR OLDEST SON AND THE HIGH PRINCE OF MIRKWOOD!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF THRANDUIL OROPHERION?!?!?!?!?!?!?" "He may answer better if you allowed him to breathe, Lady Verne'." chuckled Gandalf. Of all the elven homes, this was probably the one he enjoyed visiting the most. Plenty to drink, lots of parties, and of course, entertainment 24/7 (the entertainment being the antics of the household if you can't guess it).
Verne' immediately released Thranduil who mouthed "Thank You" to Gandalf. "Good Day Master Gandalf, what business brings you here?" Gandalf smiled, "Does one need an occasion to visit old friends? I am actually here to speak with the Three Hunters for I have heard that they are here." Thranduil nodded, "LEGOLAS!!! YOU GET DOWN HERE WITH THOSE TWO MORTAL FRIENDS OF YOURS!!!!" Legolas' voice was heard next, "YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!! NOW!?!?!?!?!???" Thranduil shouted back, "YES NOW!!! DON'T MAKE ME DRAG YOU DOWN HERE!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later, Legolas' head was seen around the corner, "Mae Govannen (well met) Gandalf. I'll be just a minute. I have to find Aragorn and Gimli." The head then vanished from the doorway and Legolas' footsteps were heard running away from the throne room. Gandalf chuckled, "So, Cu and Pilin' finally managed to find a way into Legolas' room, yes?" Thranduil and Verne' nodded. "I would also guess they took his clothes, very likely have replaced them with something less desirable and Legolas sent out Aragorn and Gimli to find his original garments. Yes?" Once again, Thranduil and Verne' nodded, beginning to contemplate why Gandalf asked all this stuff if he ALREADY KNEW DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Thranduil just suddenly seemed to notice Gandalf (I think someone has been hit/ choked too many times). "Hey wait, I remember you. Who are you again?" Thranduil asked. (Everyone seat-dropped) Gandalf made a very, very, very, odd face. "Grrrrr. GANDALF!!! MY NAME IS GANDALF!!!!!" Thranduil smiled sheepishly, "Oh yeah, that's right, Gandlaf! What brings you here?" Gandalf looked like he wanted very much to hit Thranduil, "Inbred ingrate." growled the pissy wizard. "GUARDS!! START A FIRE WITH A STAKE!!!" shouted Thranduil. "A JOKE! A JOKE!!! JUST A LITTLE JOKE!!! JUST KIDING LORD THRANDUIL!!!!" Gandalf said quickly.
"ARAGORN!!! GIMLI!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THEY"RE IN THERE!!!" Legolas yelled as he hammered on Cu and Pilin's door. There was a loud yell form the inside and seconds later, two disheveled figures rushed from the room and slammed the door shut. "Guess what Legolas." Aragorn panted. Gimli finished for him, "They had 'Fluffy' guarding your clothes. We still got them though... But it didn't help much when you woke the thing on by pounding on the door." grumbled the dwarf as he handed Legolas is rumpled clothes. "I'm sorry but Gandalf is here and I couldn't go to him like THIS!!!" He indicated to the dress he had halfway on (just enough to cover him from the waist down).
OK!!! I wish I could have made this longer, but I still have writer's block. $%^$#^$^*%(%^#%@#^*@#@%#*^@#$#*#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, this means that reviews that have ideas will be greatly appreciated. Gloriollass: Oh boy. Tonight is the New Moon. You're gonna be that cat-girl thing.. AGAIN!!! Elf-Girl: It ain't MY fault. Please folks, just review. PLEASE!?!?! I need new ideas!!! *pouts* I'll be nice if you do...