Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own them; I just mess with their lives, minds, and
their sanity. That's all, really!!! Oh and one more thing, part of this was
inspired by the O My Goddess movie which I do not own. Oh, and one more
thing, this chapter is a bit AU I think. Aragorn is still single as is
Eowyn and Arwen.
elf girl: It's ok, even if you are the one I'm mad at (which I highly doubt anyway) because as long as I review, all is forgiven!! I LOVE REVIEWS!!!! *hint hint* You wanted more, here's more!!!
Nirobie: Yeop, I still have writer's block but it is subsiding!!! Thanks for telling your friends! I do like getting reviews! They're fun!!! I luv ya'll!!!
Nightbird*Songbird: You guys are some of my best reviewers!!! YOU ARE DA BEST!!! You guys can say just about anything you want in your reviews! Maybe I'll get more ideas!!! OK I luv ya buh byeeee!!! ;)
feanen: You think Gandalf oughta get a prank? Hmmmm, interesting thought. maybe it's time to pull out some of the twins' fireworks. Then again, it's time for Legolas to have some more fun. Chemical warfare is always good. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Chapter 8: Legolas' Revenge. (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)
Gandalf found the Three Hunter's in the main hall. Gimli was watching as Legolas was sitting at a table, holding something that looks liked Tarot cards with Aragorn sitting across from the elf. He listened in as they seemed to not notice him. They seemed to be doing something.
"Come on Legolas, even though you don't act it, you're an elf! Can you tell me which girl I should marry? I'm torn between Arwen and Eowyn!!!" Legolas grinned while shuffling the cards, "Fine, but you must go with whatever I say, got it?" Aragorn nodded. "Good, now first, you must tell me what you want in your wife." Aragorn smiled dreamily, "I want a woman that's red hot! I want her to be able to set my body and soul aflame! And I want her to see to my burning heart's desire!" Legolas smiled, "That should be enough, let's see what the cards say!" Legolas threw up the cards and caught several in mid-air. He revealed the cards and they read.
"L-I-G-H-T-E-R. A LIGHTER!?!?!? LEGOLAS!! YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!!!" shouted Aragorn who now had a lighter. Until it set his hair on fire. "YAAAHHHH!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!! TOO HOT!!!! TOO HOT!!!!!!" Gimli threw a bucket of water on the burning human who skulked back over to Legolas. "Not pleased I take it?" Legolas said as he smiled evilly. Aragorn reached across the table and grabbed Legolas by the front of his tunic, "THAT WASN'T FUNNY LEGOLAS!!!! COME ON NOW!!!"
"Alright, shall we try again?" Legolas smiled even wider. Aragorn seemed to regained some of his pride, "Yes but I think I'll change my partiality. I want someone kind and sweet. Someone who will share saccharine love with me." Legolas smiled, "Let's top there shall we? Here we GO!!!" he exclaimed as he threw the cards up again and caught them again. He held them up and this time they read.
"HONEY!?!?!? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND HONEY LEGOLAS?!?!?!" shouted Aragorn who was now in a giant jar of honey. Legolas smiled, "You would have a sweet future with this one." Aragorn sulked, "I don't think your predictions are authentic." Legolas smiled even more, "Ok, I'll stop joking around! This time I'll give you the real deal!" Aragorn pouted, "You mean you were kidding with me this whole time?" Legolas waved the remark off, "However, you must listen to this one and accept it as your fate!" Aragorn (being the trusting fool he is) nodded eagerly.
"Alright then!!! But I take it you change you're preferences for the lady?" Aragorn nodded, "This time I want someone caring that will help me out and will make me feel warm on the inside!" Legolas smiled and then began to chant in elvish and some type of magic caused to cards to float and fly in circles around the elven prince. Legolas stop abruptly and some of the cards came down and stuck in the table top. "A TEA KETTLE!?!?!?!" Aragorn shouted. Legolas smirked and shook his finger at the human, "You said you'd go with whatever I said!!!"
Gandalf laughed, letting his presence know, "So Legolas, is this another scheme to get Arwen and Eowyn?" Legolas's face blanched but Aragorn's became bright red with anger. "YOU WERE WHAT!?!?!" Legolas bolted with the human right behind him. Gandalf put a paralyzing spell on the two, "Now before you two kill each other, I must have a very important conversation with the three of you." They looked at him but then his serious face went blank, "Dang it... I forgot what it was!!!" The three friends sweat- dropped. Gandalf was saved when they heard the lunch bell. Legolas turned pale again and bolted out mumbling something about 'wasting too much time.'
Just as Gimli and Aragorn were about to enter the dining hall, Legolas caught up with them. "Guys, I just wanted to tell you, don't eat the soup." Gimli looked puzzled, "Why? Is it not of quality?" Legolas shook his head, "No it's the chef's specialty, but you will regret it if you eat it, trust me." They agreed and entered.
Gimli and Aragorn found themselves wondering why Legolas told them not to eat the soup. All but the three hunters were eating it. Lunch was uneventful until everyone got a very odd look on their faces, save Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn. Then, they all made a mad dash, for the nearest bathroom. Legolas smirked as he dropped a now empty bottle of ex-lax (a substance that, err. causes people to 'go' a lot to be simple). Various curses directed at Legolas were heard in all of the bathrooms of the palace.
OK, I'm done for now, I'm going to be gone fore two weeks, starting Sunday but maybe if you review a lot, I MIGHT be able to get a new chapter up before I leave. Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!!!
elf girl: It's ok, even if you are the one I'm mad at (which I highly doubt anyway) because as long as I review, all is forgiven!! I LOVE REVIEWS!!!! *hint hint* You wanted more, here's more!!!
Nirobie: Yeop, I still have writer's block but it is subsiding!!! Thanks for telling your friends! I do like getting reviews! They're fun!!! I luv ya'll!!!
Nightbird*Songbird: You guys are some of my best reviewers!!! YOU ARE DA BEST!!! You guys can say just about anything you want in your reviews! Maybe I'll get more ideas!!! OK I luv ya buh byeeee!!! ;)
feanen: You think Gandalf oughta get a prank? Hmmmm, interesting thought. maybe it's time to pull out some of the twins' fireworks. Then again, it's time for Legolas to have some more fun. Chemical warfare is always good. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Chapter 8: Legolas' Revenge. (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)
Gandalf found the Three Hunter's in the main hall. Gimli was watching as Legolas was sitting at a table, holding something that looks liked Tarot cards with Aragorn sitting across from the elf. He listened in as they seemed to not notice him. They seemed to be doing something.
"Come on Legolas, even though you don't act it, you're an elf! Can you tell me which girl I should marry? I'm torn between Arwen and Eowyn!!!" Legolas grinned while shuffling the cards, "Fine, but you must go with whatever I say, got it?" Aragorn nodded. "Good, now first, you must tell me what you want in your wife." Aragorn smiled dreamily, "I want a woman that's red hot! I want her to be able to set my body and soul aflame! And I want her to see to my burning heart's desire!" Legolas smiled, "That should be enough, let's see what the cards say!" Legolas threw up the cards and caught several in mid-air. He revealed the cards and they read.
"L-I-G-H-T-E-R. A LIGHTER!?!?!? LEGOLAS!! YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!!!" shouted Aragorn who now had a lighter. Until it set his hair on fire. "YAAAHHHH!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!! TOO HOT!!!! TOO HOT!!!!!!" Gimli threw a bucket of water on the burning human who skulked back over to Legolas. "Not pleased I take it?" Legolas said as he smiled evilly. Aragorn reached across the table and grabbed Legolas by the front of his tunic, "THAT WASN'T FUNNY LEGOLAS!!!! COME ON NOW!!!"
"Alright, shall we try again?" Legolas smiled even wider. Aragorn seemed to regained some of his pride, "Yes but I think I'll change my partiality. I want someone kind and sweet. Someone who will share saccharine love with me." Legolas smiled, "Let's top there shall we? Here we GO!!!" he exclaimed as he threw the cards up again and caught them again. He held them up and this time they read.
"HONEY!?!?!? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND HONEY LEGOLAS?!?!?!" shouted Aragorn who was now in a giant jar of honey. Legolas smiled, "You would have a sweet future with this one." Aragorn sulked, "I don't think your predictions are authentic." Legolas smiled even more, "Ok, I'll stop joking around! This time I'll give you the real deal!" Aragorn pouted, "You mean you were kidding with me this whole time?" Legolas waved the remark off, "However, you must listen to this one and accept it as your fate!" Aragorn (being the trusting fool he is) nodded eagerly.
"Alright then!!! But I take it you change you're preferences for the lady?" Aragorn nodded, "This time I want someone caring that will help me out and will make me feel warm on the inside!" Legolas smiled and then began to chant in elvish and some type of magic caused to cards to float and fly in circles around the elven prince. Legolas stop abruptly and some of the cards came down and stuck in the table top. "A TEA KETTLE!?!?!?!" Aragorn shouted. Legolas smirked and shook his finger at the human, "You said you'd go with whatever I said!!!"
Gandalf laughed, letting his presence know, "So Legolas, is this another scheme to get Arwen and Eowyn?" Legolas's face blanched but Aragorn's became bright red with anger. "YOU WERE WHAT!?!?!" Legolas bolted with the human right behind him. Gandalf put a paralyzing spell on the two, "Now before you two kill each other, I must have a very important conversation with the three of you." They looked at him but then his serious face went blank, "Dang it... I forgot what it was!!!" The three friends sweat- dropped. Gandalf was saved when they heard the lunch bell. Legolas turned pale again and bolted out mumbling something about 'wasting too much time.'
Just as Gimli and Aragorn were about to enter the dining hall, Legolas caught up with them. "Guys, I just wanted to tell you, don't eat the soup." Gimli looked puzzled, "Why? Is it not of quality?" Legolas shook his head, "No it's the chef's specialty, but you will regret it if you eat it, trust me." They agreed and entered.
Gimli and Aragorn found themselves wondering why Legolas told them not to eat the soup. All but the three hunters were eating it. Lunch was uneventful until everyone got a very odd look on their faces, save Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn. Then, they all made a mad dash, for the nearest bathroom. Legolas smirked as he dropped a now empty bottle of ex-lax (a substance that, err. causes people to 'go' a lot to be simple). Various curses directed at Legolas were heard in all of the bathrooms of the palace.
OK, I'm done for now, I'm going to be gone fore two weeks, starting Sunday but maybe if you review a lot, I MIGHT be able to get a new chapter up before I leave. Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!!!