Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own them, I just mess with their lives, minds, and
their sanity. That's all, really!!! Oh and another little note, I don't own
Hooters nor do I know much about the activities of the place having never
been to one. I have just gotten the idea the it certainly is not a family
restaurant.
elf girl: It's ok, even if you are the one I'm mad at (which I highly doubt anyway) because as long as you review, all is forgiven!! I LOVE REVIEWS!!!! *hint hint* You wanted more, here's more!!! And thanks for the bow and arrows!!!
Nirobie: Yeop, I still have writer's block but it is subsiding!!! Thanks for telling your friends! I do like getting reviews! They're fun!!! I luv ya'll!!!
Nightbird*Songbird: You guys are some of my best reviewers!!! YOU ARE DA BEST!!!
Laswen: Thanks, I got the idea from a shortie from an Oh My Goddess movie. Thank you, review again!!
Lamoo: Yeop, ALL FEAR LEGOLAS!!!! I do love Cu and Pilin' so much, and I made them look like mini Legolases so, just think about it. Two more unbelievably cute hotties, AND I OWN THEM!!! I dunno where I got the honey idea from. I guess it's just my mind being weird. And 'Fluffy' I think was inspired by the first Harry Potter. Thank you for the compliments! I hope you like this new chapter too!!!
Feanen: Short but sweet. Always nice. Thank you for reviewing!!!
Gilraen3: Yes, I know, I loved the Legolas in a dress thing too. Especially because his top half wasn't covered. ^^
Chapter 9: Drinks, Arwen and Arwen's Past Job
The next morning, Thranduil did not show up for breakfast. Aragorn was worried that the king was missing but Legolas just sighed. "Alright, I'm sure I know where he is." He led them deep into the tunnels of the woodland realm, into the cellars of the palace. It was filled with all sorts of drinks and provisions, not to mention one very drunk Thranduil. Legolas smiled and shook his head, "I thought so." He picked up he father and dragged him by the scruff of his shirt over to two barrels. One with hot water, one with cold and thus, began dunking his father's head in each one randomly until Thranduil snapped out of it.
"Alright, alright, ALRIGHT!!!! That's enough Legolas! I'm awake!!!" Legolas smiled mockingly, "Father, how could you forget the rule of the house? Never drink shot drinks out of the bottle?" Thranduil looked indignant and said, "You're the reason we came up with that rule!!!" Legolas became silent and blushed. Gimli and Aragorn snickered.
They all went upstairs, Thranduil falling flat on his face every so often, until they reached the main hall, coming face to face with a seething Verne' who looked at Thranduil coldly. She growled, "Bed empty, worried all night, no note, no comfort, NO NOTHING!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING THRANDUIL!?!?!? I WAS WORRIED SICK!!!" she went on ranting and raving like that so Legolas and his friends left poor Thranduil (who was still suffering from a hangover) to the wrath of his wife. Legolas shook his head sadly, "Hell hath no fury like scorned she-elf." As if it were a summoning, an all too familiar form entered. Nope, not Lindor, but...
"ARWEN!!!" Aragorn shouted and ran over to his lover to embrace her, at least, that was until she slapped him across the face. "You know, Aragorn. I heard the most interesting rumor of a man who looks just like you with another woman in Rohan."
Aragorn visibly paled. "A-A-Arwen. I turned her down!!! You're the only one for me!!!! You know that!!!"
Gimli snorted, "That's why you almost married a tea kettle when asking Legolas advice on which one of you two to marry?" Aragorn made a motion to strangle Gimli but Arwen reached Aragorn first.
"Of all the low down, scum bags in the world you, Aragorn, YOU HAVE TOPPED THEM ALL!!!" she shrieked. She then remembered who was also a scoundrel in this conspiracy against her (yeah. she's a bit paranoid.), "Legolas." She dropped Aragorn and started towards Legolas. "YOU PUT HIM UP TO THAT!!! DIDN'T YOU, YOU LITTLE PERV!?!?!?"
Legolas held out his hands, "Hey, THAT was NOT my fault!!!" She still did not relent so he began to back away from her, "Don't do it Arwen, or I'll tell them!!"
Arwen nearly fainted, "No. You wouldn't. YOU PROMISED!!!"
Legolas cackled evilly, "I promised not to tell your father!!! You fiancé has a right to know!!!"
Arwen shook her head and began to beg, "NO!!! PLEASE, LEGOLAS!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!! JUST DON'T TELL HIM!!!"
Aragorn cocked his head, "What is it?"
Legolas grinned, "Well, she used to have a very interesting job."
Arwen went to Aragorn, "Please, don't listen Aragorn!!"
Legolas, "At HOOTERS!!!"
Both Aragorn and Arwen nearly fainted yet alas, there was more.
"As a striper. Every Friday night at midnight." Legolas finished.
Arwen fainted. Gimli was laughing until he thought of something. "Hey, Legolas. How do you know all that?" Aragorn looked up at Legolas with anger etched all over his face. "Legolas." Legolas gulped and ran out of the room, followed closely by an angry Aragorn.
OK!! That's it for today folks!! Sorry I took forever and sorry that this was so short, methinks that the writer's block came back with a vengeance. I gotta go now folks, cya around and please remember to review!!!
elf girl: It's ok, even if you are the one I'm mad at (which I highly doubt anyway) because as long as you review, all is forgiven!! I LOVE REVIEWS!!!! *hint hint* You wanted more, here's more!!! And thanks for the bow and arrows!!!
Nirobie: Yeop, I still have writer's block but it is subsiding!!! Thanks for telling your friends! I do like getting reviews! They're fun!!! I luv ya'll!!!
Nightbird*Songbird: You guys are some of my best reviewers!!! YOU ARE DA BEST!!!
Laswen: Thanks, I got the idea from a shortie from an Oh My Goddess movie. Thank you, review again!!
Lamoo: Yeop, ALL FEAR LEGOLAS!!!! I do love Cu and Pilin' so much, and I made them look like mini Legolases so, just think about it. Two more unbelievably cute hotties, AND I OWN THEM!!! I dunno where I got the honey idea from. I guess it's just my mind being weird. And 'Fluffy' I think was inspired by the first Harry Potter. Thank you for the compliments! I hope you like this new chapter too!!!
Feanen: Short but sweet. Always nice. Thank you for reviewing!!!
Gilraen3: Yes, I know, I loved the Legolas in a dress thing too. Especially because his top half wasn't covered. ^^
Chapter 9: Drinks, Arwen and Arwen's Past Job
The next morning, Thranduil did not show up for breakfast. Aragorn was worried that the king was missing but Legolas just sighed. "Alright, I'm sure I know where he is." He led them deep into the tunnels of the woodland realm, into the cellars of the palace. It was filled with all sorts of drinks and provisions, not to mention one very drunk Thranduil. Legolas smiled and shook his head, "I thought so." He picked up he father and dragged him by the scruff of his shirt over to two barrels. One with hot water, one with cold and thus, began dunking his father's head in each one randomly until Thranduil snapped out of it.
"Alright, alright, ALRIGHT!!!! That's enough Legolas! I'm awake!!!" Legolas smiled mockingly, "Father, how could you forget the rule of the house? Never drink shot drinks out of the bottle?" Thranduil looked indignant and said, "You're the reason we came up with that rule!!!" Legolas became silent and blushed. Gimli and Aragorn snickered.
They all went upstairs, Thranduil falling flat on his face every so often, until they reached the main hall, coming face to face with a seething Verne' who looked at Thranduil coldly. She growled, "Bed empty, worried all night, no note, no comfort, NO NOTHING!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING THRANDUIL!?!?!? I WAS WORRIED SICK!!!" she went on ranting and raving like that so Legolas and his friends left poor Thranduil (who was still suffering from a hangover) to the wrath of his wife. Legolas shook his head sadly, "Hell hath no fury like scorned she-elf." As if it were a summoning, an all too familiar form entered. Nope, not Lindor, but...
"ARWEN!!!" Aragorn shouted and ran over to his lover to embrace her, at least, that was until she slapped him across the face. "You know, Aragorn. I heard the most interesting rumor of a man who looks just like you with another woman in Rohan."
Aragorn visibly paled. "A-A-Arwen. I turned her down!!! You're the only one for me!!!! You know that!!!"
Gimli snorted, "That's why you almost married a tea kettle when asking Legolas advice on which one of you two to marry?" Aragorn made a motion to strangle Gimli but Arwen reached Aragorn first.
"Of all the low down, scum bags in the world you, Aragorn, YOU HAVE TOPPED THEM ALL!!!" she shrieked. She then remembered who was also a scoundrel in this conspiracy against her (yeah. she's a bit paranoid.), "Legolas." She dropped Aragorn and started towards Legolas. "YOU PUT HIM UP TO THAT!!! DIDN'T YOU, YOU LITTLE PERV!?!?!?"
Legolas held out his hands, "Hey, THAT was NOT my fault!!!" She still did not relent so he began to back away from her, "Don't do it Arwen, or I'll tell them!!"
Arwen nearly fainted, "No. You wouldn't. YOU PROMISED!!!"
Legolas cackled evilly, "I promised not to tell your father!!! You fiancé has a right to know!!!"
Arwen shook her head and began to beg, "NO!!! PLEASE, LEGOLAS!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!! JUST DON'T TELL HIM!!!"
Aragorn cocked his head, "What is it?"
Legolas grinned, "Well, she used to have a very interesting job."
Arwen went to Aragorn, "Please, don't listen Aragorn!!"
Legolas, "At HOOTERS!!!"
Both Aragorn and Arwen nearly fainted yet alas, there was more.
"As a striper. Every Friday night at midnight." Legolas finished.
Arwen fainted. Gimli was laughing until he thought of something. "Hey, Legolas. How do you know all that?" Aragorn looked up at Legolas with anger etched all over his face. "Legolas." Legolas gulped and ran out of the room, followed closely by an angry Aragorn.
OK!! That's it for today folks!! Sorry I took forever and sorry that this was so short, methinks that the writer's block came back with a vengeance. I gotta go now folks, cya around and please remember to review!!!