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now and then but unfortunately, I haven't so just... BE NICE!!!
Cestari: I'm glad that you liked it! Hahaha, you should have seen the Min- Goddess thing with the air-conditioner! It was great! I hope you review again!
Rose Darkfire: Ummmmm... What wine trick? ^_^;; Sorry, I have a bad memory. I'm glad you liked the story so far. I might have something like that happen. ^^ Review again!
Gin: Hiya Gin! Thanks for reviewing Sorry about your report card. But no AC of Doom for you. Aren't your penguins enough for you vengeance upon the world?
Tourignyne: Hiya! Sorry for the late update, for that, I present to you, the AC of Doom!!! ^^ By the way, I just took a test on emode.com, they said my heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet and that next time I should think before pushing the little old lady down the escalator... ^_^;;
Gilraen3: Do you *really* want to know what they did to Gandalf? Come on, take a guess. They had their weapons and they were very POed at the time... ^_^ Thank you, come again!
Legolas's Fanatical Fan Girl: THANK YOU!!! I'm sorry your comp is being stupid. I am afraid I am very much like you in that I am bad at updating frequently. I blame the stupid amounts of work I get at school. I think next time I talk to you, it'll be sending you my latest chapter of To Hell and Back. Cya!!!
Nirobie: Alas, I think my case of writer's block is chronic... -_- Not fun. Oh well, I seem to be doing ok even with it. Cya and thanks for the review!!!
Elven Kitten: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you! You don't have to worry, only fear air conditioners made by Gandalf or little goddess named Skuld... Cya!!! ^^
Strider Evenstar: I'm glad you like my story! Here's a new update!!! ^^
Symian: Lol! Sorry about your little brother problem! I just have an older brother but my cousins are evil... Pure evil... ~_~ *shifty eyes* Thank you for your review, and come again!
Mascara Freak: YAY!!! I'd like to kidnap Orli! Ok! One update for one Orli! ^^ May I have a price check on Johnny Depp? I need a present for one of my best friends and she likes him.
Feanen: ^^ Thank you! For the very good and amusing review!
Nightbird*Songbird: O_O OK, OK, OK!!!! Here's a new update! Just keep the straitjackets away from me!!! And Lileth, evil shall not prevail. INSANITY AND THE ARMY OF RENGUINS SHALL!!! ^^
Laswen: Yeop, this should prove to be very interesting... ^^ Review again!
OK, that's it for reviews! ONTO THE STORY!!!!
Chapter 13: Elrond and Thranduil Start To Go Through Mid-Life Crisis
After several hours of the most horrible torture imaginable, Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli finally let Gandalf climb down the tree he had escaped up. They were all currently in the dining hall (Gandalf was in the corner tending to his wounds while the others ate). Cu spoke up, "Lindor?
"Yes?" replied an annoyed Lindor who was trying to put on some lipstick while Legolas was waiting for her to discover that he had soaked it in hot sauce.
"When are mom and dad coming back?" Pilin' finished.
Lindor brought the lipstick away from her lips for the thousandth time that morning and Legolas felt as though he could have screamed. "When they feel like it..." She brought her lipstick up again as Legolas watched when the twins struck again.
"What if they don't come back?" Cu asked. Lindor brought the lipstick away from her lips again, causing Legolas to curse silently under his breath.
"Then Legolas is king." Lindor responded coolly.
"Oh... Then is he our dad then?" Pilin' asked.
Legolas almost choked. Lindor replied, "No. That just means he has the power to throw you two in the dungeons..."
Pilin' and Cu looked at each other worriedly. "Can we revolt then?"
Lindor finally just put away the lipstick causing Legolas to feel a sudden urge to rip out his hair. "No, you can't. OK? Mom and dad will come back."
As if to prove Lindor's precision, Thranduil and Verde entered the room followed by Elrond, Elladan and Elohir. Lindor jumped out of her seat and practically tackled Elohir. "ELOHIR!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I GOT YOUR LETTER!!! DID YOU GET MY RESPONSE?" Lindor practically shouted in Elohir's ear.
Elohir tried standing up with Lindor clutching his torso but fell down again. Legolas sighs and ushers Aragorn and Gimli out while Elladan, Elrond and Thranduil try to pry Lindor off of Elohir and Verde is off in search for a crowbar.
When they finally got outside Legolas began cursing over the fact Lindor didn't put on the lipstick he rigged...
"She sucks she sucks she sucks she sucks she sucks..." Legolas grumbled under his breath. Aragorn decided to try and get his elven friend into better spirits. He couldn't think of anything good so he just shoved the elf off a small cliff and into the lake.
Legolas wasn't about to go in alone so he grabbed Aragorn's leg and they both fell in. Gimli looked down as the two companions fell into the lake with their clothes on. Legolas surfaced first and when Aragorn came up, Legolas made a good point to dunk the already drenched human.
"That was a brilliant one human! At least now you smell better..." Legolas said dryly but he was then rewarded by a dunking via Aragorn. Before either of them knew it, they were in a dunking/splashing contest which was climaxed and ended by Gimli jumping in and causing a small tidal wave.
Legolas and Aragorn laughed as they shielded themselves from the watery blast but ceased when they noticed Gimli wasn't coming back up...
*Five Minutes Later*
"GIMLI! What were you thinking jumping into the lake with all of your armor on? You could have drowned!" Legolas scolded.
Gimli frowned, "I never take it off! You should know that by now!"
"Is *that* why our boat almost sank when we left Lothlorien?" Legolas taunted. "I though you had just eaten too much lembas!"
Thranduil and Elrond watched the two begin to argue while Elohir and Elladan began talking to Aragorn.
Thranduil sighed, "Ai', youth is wasted on the young..." Elrond nodded, "When we were their age, we were in Mordor, fighting in the Last Alliance..."
"You know, I haven't done much this past age." Thranduil mused, "I've gone and wasted about 3,000 years..."
Elrond nodded solemnly, "I know, it's horrible. And now we're leaving..."
Thranduil sadly agreed in silence, until he got a terrible, awful idea...
"You know Elrond... It might be a good thing we're leaving now..."
Elrond remembered that tone in his friend and began wondering if he should begin running because when ever Thranduil got one of his ideas... Well... To put it simply, if Gil-Galad wasn't dead now, Elrond would still be grounded for the last stunt he and Thranduil pulled.
Meanwhile...
Legolas smirked as Gimli attempted to get the upper hand in a duel against Aragorn. The dwarf was horrible with a sword. Legolas decided to help Gimli out when the dwarf hit a dead tree trunk with his blade. At least, he was going to until a loud explosion was heard from the palace... Followed by the light of many fireworks...
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OK, not good so far, but I had to rush because my mom is on one of her "You spend too much time on the comp" rampages. It's not true, I spend most of my time at the mall, at work, at school, and at grandma's. I only spend most of m home time on the comp! ^_^;; Ummmmm... Please review to make me feel better? And some ideas for Elrond's and Thranduil's mid-life crisis?
Cestari: I'm glad that you liked it! Hahaha, you should have seen the Min- Goddess thing with the air-conditioner! It was great! I hope you review again!
Rose Darkfire: Ummmmm... What wine trick? ^_^;; Sorry, I have a bad memory. I'm glad you liked the story so far. I might have something like that happen. ^^ Review again!
Gin: Hiya Gin! Thanks for reviewing Sorry about your report card. But no AC of Doom for you. Aren't your penguins enough for you vengeance upon the world?
Tourignyne: Hiya! Sorry for the late update, for that, I present to you, the AC of Doom!!! ^^ By the way, I just took a test on emode.com, they said my heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet and that next time I should think before pushing the little old lady down the escalator... ^_^;;
Gilraen3: Do you *really* want to know what they did to Gandalf? Come on, take a guess. They had their weapons and they were very POed at the time... ^_^ Thank you, come again!
Legolas's Fanatical Fan Girl: THANK YOU!!! I'm sorry your comp is being stupid. I am afraid I am very much like you in that I am bad at updating frequently. I blame the stupid amounts of work I get at school. I think next time I talk to you, it'll be sending you my latest chapter of To Hell and Back. Cya!!!
Nirobie: Alas, I think my case of writer's block is chronic... -_- Not fun. Oh well, I seem to be doing ok even with it. Cya and thanks for the review!!!
Elven Kitten: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you! You don't have to worry, only fear air conditioners made by Gandalf or little goddess named Skuld... Cya!!! ^^
Strider Evenstar: I'm glad you like my story! Here's a new update!!! ^^
Symian: Lol! Sorry about your little brother problem! I just have an older brother but my cousins are evil... Pure evil... ~_~ *shifty eyes* Thank you for your review, and come again!
Mascara Freak: YAY!!! I'd like to kidnap Orli! Ok! One update for one Orli! ^^ May I have a price check on Johnny Depp? I need a present for one of my best friends and she likes him.
Feanen: ^^ Thank you! For the very good and amusing review!
Nightbird*Songbird: O_O OK, OK, OK!!!! Here's a new update! Just keep the straitjackets away from me!!! And Lileth, evil shall not prevail. INSANITY AND THE ARMY OF RENGUINS SHALL!!! ^^
Laswen: Yeop, this should prove to be very interesting... ^^ Review again!
OK, that's it for reviews! ONTO THE STORY!!!!
Chapter 13: Elrond and Thranduil Start To Go Through Mid-Life Crisis
After several hours of the most horrible torture imaginable, Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli finally let Gandalf climb down the tree he had escaped up. They were all currently in the dining hall (Gandalf was in the corner tending to his wounds while the others ate). Cu spoke up, "Lindor?
"Yes?" replied an annoyed Lindor who was trying to put on some lipstick while Legolas was waiting for her to discover that he had soaked it in hot sauce.
"When are mom and dad coming back?" Pilin' finished.
Lindor brought the lipstick away from her lips for the thousandth time that morning and Legolas felt as though he could have screamed. "When they feel like it..." She brought her lipstick up again as Legolas watched when the twins struck again.
"What if they don't come back?" Cu asked. Lindor brought the lipstick away from her lips again, causing Legolas to curse silently under his breath.
"Then Legolas is king." Lindor responded coolly.
"Oh... Then is he our dad then?" Pilin' asked.
Legolas almost choked. Lindor replied, "No. That just means he has the power to throw you two in the dungeons..."
Pilin' and Cu looked at each other worriedly. "Can we revolt then?"
Lindor finally just put away the lipstick causing Legolas to feel a sudden urge to rip out his hair. "No, you can't. OK? Mom and dad will come back."
As if to prove Lindor's precision, Thranduil and Verde entered the room followed by Elrond, Elladan and Elohir. Lindor jumped out of her seat and practically tackled Elohir. "ELOHIR!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I GOT YOUR LETTER!!! DID YOU GET MY RESPONSE?" Lindor practically shouted in Elohir's ear.
Elohir tried standing up with Lindor clutching his torso but fell down again. Legolas sighs and ushers Aragorn and Gimli out while Elladan, Elrond and Thranduil try to pry Lindor off of Elohir and Verde is off in search for a crowbar.
When they finally got outside Legolas began cursing over the fact Lindor didn't put on the lipstick he rigged...
"She sucks she sucks she sucks she sucks she sucks..." Legolas grumbled under his breath. Aragorn decided to try and get his elven friend into better spirits. He couldn't think of anything good so he just shoved the elf off a small cliff and into the lake.
Legolas wasn't about to go in alone so he grabbed Aragorn's leg and they both fell in. Gimli looked down as the two companions fell into the lake with their clothes on. Legolas surfaced first and when Aragorn came up, Legolas made a good point to dunk the already drenched human.
"That was a brilliant one human! At least now you smell better..." Legolas said dryly but he was then rewarded by a dunking via Aragorn. Before either of them knew it, they were in a dunking/splashing contest which was climaxed and ended by Gimli jumping in and causing a small tidal wave.
Legolas and Aragorn laughed as they shielded themselves from the watery blast but ceased when they noticed Gimli wasn't coming back up...
*Five Minutes Later*
"GIMLI! What were you thinking jumping into the lake with all of your armor on? You could have drowned!" Legolas scolded.
Gimli frowned, "I never take it off! You should know that by now!"
"Is *that* why our boat almost sank when we left Lothlorien?" Legolas taunted. "I though you had just eaten too much lembas!"
Thranduil and Elrond watched the two begin to argue while Elohir and Elladan began talking to Aragorn.
Thranduil sighed, "Ai', youth is wasted on the young..." Elrond nodded, "When we were their age, we were in Mordor, fighting in the Last Alliance..."
"You know, I haven't done much this past age." Thranduil mused, "I've gone and wasted about 3,000 years..."
Elrond nodded solemnly, "I know, it's horrible. And now we're leaving..."
Thranduil sadly agreed in silence, until he got a terrible, awful idea...
"You know Elrond... It might be a good thing we're leaving now..."
Elrond remembered that tone in his friend and began wondering if he should begin running because when ever Thranduil got one of his ideas... Well... To put it simply, if Gil-Galad wasn't dead now, Elrond would still be grounded for the last stunt he and Thranduil pulled.
Meanwhile...
Legolas smirked as Gimli attempted to get the upper hand in a duel against Aragorn. The dwarf was horrible with a sword. Legolas decided to help Gimli out when the dwarf hit a dead tree trunk with his blade. At least, he was going to until a loud explosion was heard from the palace... Followed by the light of many fireworks...
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OK, not good so far, but I had to rush because my mom is on one of her "You spend too much time on the comp" rampages. It's not true, I spend most of my time at the mall, at work, at school, and at grandma's. I only spend most of m home time on the comp! ^_^;; Ummmmm... Please review to make me feel better? And some ideas for Elrond's and Thranduil's mid-life crisis?