Disclaimer: Nope, don't own The Lord of the Rings or the Adventures of Mini-
Goddess. I would do just about anything to own either or both of them......
Dimgwrthien Sirithcirithion: Whoa... Did I get your pen name right? It's long... And difficult... And I cannot spell... ^_^;; I'm glad you like my work. Thanks for putting me on your favorite author's list. It makes me feel like my efforts are all worth while. ^^ Yeop those to are gonna go nuts! I'm gonna try the works on them. Tattoos, hair dying and some other stuff I won't tell yet! ^_- Review again! *hugs reviewer*
Elven Kitten: Gosh, I'm sorry. I've been really busy with my other stories and school work. *hugs reviewer while begging for forgiveness* High school is tough. By the way, does it freak you out too that my school *thought* to have a rule against giving your enemies lollipops with crickets in them? It was such a good plan too. I was going to dip it in chocolate like a fondue and sneak it in her bag... T_T Oh well... I hope this will be good to!
Rose Darkfire: Hahaha, maybe I should have done that when my mom hit mid life. One day she just says, "Hey Matt (my brother), Terri (me ^^). You want to go for a little ride with me?" ... We started in Philadelphia PA and ended up in Ohio... ^_^;; I already figured tattoos and the dying their hair. Didn't think of piercings though. Great idea, thanks! ^^ *hugs back* ^_-
Cherryfaerie: Does Lindor like Elrohir? Hehehehe, just you wait in see. She is BALLISTIC over him. She is to him like *I* am to Orli! ^^ Well, now you know! Hugs for you! *hugs*
Batcat: If I can find some time to, I will, you betcha. ^_- Thanks for putting me on your favorite authors list! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! ^^ ... Am I scaring everyone? ^_^;; Oh well, HUGS FOR YOU!!! *hugs Batcat*
Elf: I'm glad you liketh! I'm sorry this isn't soon but well, at least it's here! ^^
Tourignyne: *reads passage about reviewer typing from igloo* O_o Darn... Sorry 'bout that! Would you like the 'Evil Space Heater of Doom' too? Be careful, it might turn your room into the Sahara Desert like it did mine... *smacks away vulture* GO AWAY STUPID BIRD!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET!!! ANYway! I'm, I don't think they have dynamite but I'll see if I can't get my hands on some of that Isengard merchandise! By the way, that test I took was on emode.com. ^^ Good stuff, good stuff. Hugs for you, and the Evil Space Heater of Doom! ^^
Konzen: NO! Never shut up! The longer the review, the better, as long as it isn't a flame! I'm going to keep those in mind. *hugs reviewer* And I'm sure you'll be the first one that Thrandy and Elry give literature to! ^^
Strider Evenstar: C.A.P.P class? Ummmmm... What's that? ^_^;; If you're bored, then obviously, it's no good. *begins planning an elaborate escape plan for Strider Evenstar to break out* the Teacher is reading then? *pokes teacher's eye out with a long, sharp and pointy stick* HA!!! Take that evil doer! ^^ There's my good deed for the day! Update again soon!
Mascara freak: Ok, here's another chapter then for them! Yes, it is a fine art! And very delicate. The slightest miscalculation can ruin everything. Him, Thrandy and Elry kidnap someone...? I KNOW!!! I have a great idea! ^^ It's none of the ones you mentioned though! Have a hug on the house! *hugs mascara freak*
Lainfaer: King T? I like that nickname. I've just been calling him Thrandy! I know, I have so many ideas for To Hell and Back but writing serious fics are a lot harder than writing humor ones. No one really cares if you mess up in a humor fic but a small mistake in a serious fic can get you a flame (yes, I'm still worked up over that one stupid flame). I'll try. 'Need a hug, take a hug, have a hug, give a hug' ^^
Feanen: I like that idea. I'll see what I can do with it. Review again and here's a hug! ^^
RuByMoOn17: REVIEW AGAIN!!! *hug* ^^
OK, I've had many proposals about what Thrandy and Elry should do in midlife crisis. And they are all excellent suggestions, I will try to fit them all in. Oh yeah, one more thing. A lot of the stuff I put in here I *know* could never happen in Tolkien's Middle Earth. Unfortunately for the characters, this version is *my* Middle Earth and it may have a few modern devices. Nothing too high tech though. Now, ONTO THE CHAPTER!!! ^^
Chapter 14: Evil Diamond
Everyone ran into the palace to find it completely flooded and Gandalf VERY PO'ed.
"Who's bright idea was it to shove fifty fireworks down the drain while I WAS IN THE BATHROOM!?!?!?!" Gandalf shouted.
"Don't look at us, we were in the dining hall with atara!" Pilin' said defensively.
"And I was trying to help Elrohir get is 'girlfriend' off of him for a second." Elladan protested when eyes fell on him.
Then, everyone turned to Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli.
Gandalf smiled evilly, I think I know how to deal with these three..."
**************************Scene Change**********************************
"I can't believe Gandalf shrunk us again... We weren't the ones that blew up the plumbing with Gandalf's fireworks..." Legolas sighed as he looked at his own reflection in a glass next to the sink. Then, he perked up in an attentive pose.
"What do you sense Legolas?" Aragorn asked.
"Something dark draws near..." Legolas whispered. They then heard a crashing noise. "Gimli! You have no grace at all, do you?" Legolas shouted as his dwarven friend trip and knocked his head into the wall.
"It's not my fault! I can't stop myself!" Gimli shouted.
Legolas noticed a bright glimmer on Gimli's arm and the elf ran forward and grabbed a ring off of Gimli's ar (remember, they're small now).
"Hmmm... Where did you get this diamond ring Gimli?" Legolas asked as he looked over the ring.
"I found it under the couch... But as soon as I picked it up, all those bad things started happening to me!" Gimli cried.
"Oh come on now Gimli! Don't tell me you're superstit-" Legolas couldn't finish as he tripped backwards into the sink and then a tea kettle fell on his head. " ouch..."
Aragorn and Gimli ran to their friend. "Legolas? Are you alright?"
"ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!? I GIANT TEA KETTLE JUST FELL ON- Again, Legolas couldn't finish as a salt shaker fell on top of him.
Legolas scrambled out from under it, and threw the ring away. "That is it! That's the bad energy I was sensing! That's a cursed diamond that brings misfortune to all who own it!"
Gimli shook his head "And I was going to give it to Galadriel..."
"It's a good thing it's cursed then because Lord Celeborn might have taken the wrong way..." Aragorn laughed.
"Aragorn! This is serious! This could have killed Galadriel. It must be disposed of!" Legolas shouted.
Aragorn cocked his head, "How could it kill her?"
"Think about it, it made *me* fall into a sink... Think about her in a high tree..." Legolas let them finish the rest of the gruesome scenario in their heads. "Either way. This must be dealt with!" Legolas then tried chanting a few words in elvish. It appeared to put up a light barrier, one that was quickly broken and blew Legolas back.
Legolas shook his fist at the ring, "You have some nerve standing up the prince of Mirkwood! I'll show you!"
**************************Scene Change**********************************
Elrond and Thranduil gasped for breath and laughed at the same time. "I cannot believe we got away with blowing Gandalf completely out of the bathroom!" Elrond gasped.
"Of course we did! Legolas and his friends do stuff all the time here anyway! Who would ever suspect us two? They thought we grew out of this, years ago!" Thranduil smiled evilly.
"I thought we did too. But his is too much fun!" Elrond returned the evil grin. "Hey, now *I* have an idea!" and they began their next course of action...
**************************Scene Change**********************************
A small black tent was set up in the sink where the ring had fallen. Inside were many lit candles and three figures with black robes.
The one in the middle softly said, "Holy swords..." And the other two on his right and left brought up two identical swords and crossed them so the touched directly over the middle one, who lifted up his hood and revealed himself as, Legolas. He stared at the ring which was now in the center of a star that was surrounded by strange writings and a few circles.
"I command you, on the four great spirits of earth, water, fire and wind. Answer our request. You evil spirit, where the cause of misfortune dwells, you object of loathing from the depths of hell!" The ring began twitching. "Emerge, evil spirit!"
Then. A bold of blue lightening came from no where and hit the ring, and out popped... A black cat...
He stood up on his back legs and walked over to Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn and said, "How do you do? Here, this is my card." He handed them a business card that read, 'National Curse Association. Northern Arda Branch, Sales Department. Black Cat'
He bowed politely, picked up his ring and said, "Forgive my intrusion, have a good day." The Three hunters just stared at him as he left.
**************************Scene Change**********************************
Thranduil cocked his head at the cooks outside the kitchen. "Why are you out here? Where is dinner?"
The cook bowed to his king, "Forgive me sire, but there are three little men performing an exorcism on a ring in the sink. We should wait for them to finish..."
Thranduil made a personal note to have the cooks sent to 'Happy Acres'.
**************************Scene Change**********************************
"Did you get the hot peppers?" Elrond asked when he saw Thranduil re- enter their 'Room of Scheming'.
"No, but I think the cooks have gone mental..." Thranduil said as he shook his head. "But never fear. I have a better idea! Let's take a little trip to Laketown..."
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OK, sorry this was short and junk but I have to go. My mom is on a house cleaning spree and wants everyone to work. Also, I couldn't do a better editing job than a quick spell check for the same reasons, if anyone sees a mistake I missed, tell me and I'll fix it and replace the chapter. OK, I love ya'll buh bye! ^^ Please review!
Dimgwrthien Sirithcirithion: Whoa... Did I get your pen name right? It's long... And difficult... And I cannot spell... ^_^;; I'm glad you like my work. Thanks for putting me on your favorite author's list. It makes me feel like my efforts are all worth while. ^^ Yeop those to are gonna go nuts! I'm gonna try the works on them. Tattoos, hair dying and some other stuff I won't tell yet! ^_- Review again! *hugs reviewer*
Elven Kitten: Gosh, I'm sorry. I've been really busy with my other stories and school work. *hugs reviewer while begging for forgiveness* High school is tough. By the way, does it freak you out too that my school *thought* to have a rule against giving your enemies lollipops with crickets in them? It was such a good plan too. I was going to dip it in chocolate like a fondue and sneak it in her bag... T_T Oh well... I hope this will be good to!
Rose Darkfire: Hahaha, maybe I should have done that when my mom hit mid life. One day she just says, "Hey Matt (my brother), Terri (me ^^). You want to go for a little ride with me?" ... We started in Philadelphia PA and ended up in Ohio... ^_^;; I already figured tattoos and the dying their hair. Didn't think of piercings though. Great idea, thanks! ^^ *hugs back* ^_-
Cherryfaerie: Does Lindor like Elrohir? Hehehehe, just you wait in see. She is BALLISTIC over him. She is to him like *I* am to Orli! ^^ Well, now you know! Hugs for you! *hugs*
Batcat: If I can find some time to, I will, you betcha. ^_- Thanks for putting me on your favorite authors list! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! ^^ ... Am I scaring everyone? ^_^;; Oh well, HUGS FOR YOU!!! *hugs Batcat*
Elf: I'm glad you liketh! I'm sorry this isn't soon but well, at least it's here! ^^
Tourignyne: *reads passage about reviewer typing from igloo* O_o Darn... Sorry 'bout that! Would you like the 'Evil Space Heater of Doom' too? Be careful, it might turn your room into the Sahara Desert like it did mine... *smacks away vulture* GO AWAY STUPID BIRD!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET!!! ANYway! I'm, I don't think they have dynamite but I'll see if I can't get my hands on some of that Isengard merchandise! By the way, that test I took was on emode.com. ^^ Good stuff, good stuff. Hugs for you, and the Evil Space Heater of Doom! ^^
Konzen: NO! Never shut up! The longer the review, the better, as long as it isn't a flame! I'm going to keep those in mind. *hugs reviewer* And I'm sure you'll be the first one that Thrandy and Elry give literature to! ^^
Strider Evenstar: C.A.P.P class? Ummmmm... What's that? ^_^;; If you're bored, then obviously, it's no good. *begins planning an elaborate escape plan for Strider Evenstar to break out* the Teacher is reading then? *pokes teacher's eye out with a long, sharp and pointy stick* HA!!! Take that evil doer! ^^ There's my good deed for the day! Update again soon!
Mascara freak: Ok, here's another chapter then for them! Yes, it is a fine art! And very delicate. The slightest miscalculation can ruin everything. Him, Thrandy and Elry kidnap someone...? I KNOW!!! I have a great idea! ^^ It's none of the ones you mentioned though! Have a hug on the house! *hugs mascara freak*
Lainfaer: King T? I like that nickname. I've just been calling him Thrandy! I know, I have so many ideas for To Hell and Back but writing serious fics are a lot harder than writing humor ones. No one really cares if you mess up in a humor fic but a small mistake in a serious fic can get you a flame (yes, I'm still worked up over that one stupid flame). I'll try. 'Need a hug, take a hug, have a hug, give a hug' ^^
Feanen: I like that idea. I'll see what I can do with it. Review again and here's a hug! ^^
RuByMoOn17: REVIEW AGAIN!!! *hug* ^^
OK, I've had many proposals about what Thrandy and Elry should do in midlife crisis. And they are all excellent suggestions, I will try to fit them all in. Oh yeah, one more thing. A lot of the stuff I put in here I *know* could never happen in Tolkien's Middle Earth. Unfortunately for the characters, this version is *my* Middle Earth and it may have a few modern devices. Nothing too high tech though. Now, ONTO THE CHAPTER!!! ^^
Chapter 14: Evil Diamond
Everyone ran into the palace to find it completely flooded and Gandalf VERY PO'ed.
"Who's bright idea was it to shove fifty fireworks down the drain while I WAS IN THE BATHROOM!?!?!?!" Gandalf shouted.
"Don't look at us, we were in the dining hall with atara!" Pilin' said defensively.
"And I was trying to help Elrohir get is 'girlfriend' off of him for a second." Elladan protested when eyes fell on him.
Then, everyone turned to Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli.
Gandalf smiled evilly, I think I know how to deal with these three..."
**************************Scene Change**********************************
"I can't believe Gandalf shrunk us again... We weren't the ones that blew up the plumbing with Gandalf's fireworks..." Legolas sighed as he looked at his own reflection in a glass next to the sink. Then, he perked up in an attentive pose.
"What do you sense Legolas?" Aragorn asked.
"Something dark draws near..." Legolas whispered. They then heard a crashing noise. "Gimli! You have no grace at all, do you?" Legolas shouted as his dwarven friend trip and knocked his head into the wall.
"It's not my fault! I can't stop myself!" Gimli shouted.
Legolas noticed a bright glimmer on Gimli's arm and the elf ran forward and grabbed a ring off of Gimli's ar (remember, they're small now).
"Hmmm... Where did you get this diamond ring Gimli?" Legolas asked as he looked over the ring.
"I found it under the couch... But as soon as I picked it up, all those bad things started happening to me!" Gimli cried.
"Oh come on now Gimli! Don't tell me you're superstit-" Legolas couldn't finish as he tripped backwards into the sink and then a tea kettle fell on his head. " ouch..."
Aragorn and Gimli ran to their friend. "Legolas? Are you alright?"
"ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!? I GIANT TEA KETTLE JUST FELL ON- Again, Legolas couldn't finish as a salt shaker fell on top of him.
Legolas scrambled out from under it, and threw the ring away. "That is it! That's the bad energy I was sensing! That's a cursed diamond that brings misfortune to all who own it!"
Gimli shook his head "And I was going to give it to Galadriel..."
"It's a good thing it's cursed then because Lord Celeborn might have taken the wrong way..." Aragorn laughed.
"Aragorn! This is serious! This could have killed Galadriel. It must be disposed of!" Legolas shouted.
Aragorn cocked his head, "How could it kill her?"
"Think about it, it made *me* fall into a sink... Think about her in a high tree..." Legolas let them finish the rest of the gruesome scenario in their heads. "Either way. This must be dealt with!" Legolas then tried chanting a few words in elvish. It appeared to put up a light barrier, one that was quickly broken and blew Legolas back.
Legolas shook his fist at the ring, "You have some nerve standing up the prince of Mirkwood! I'll show you!"
**************************Scene Change**********************************
Elrond and Thranduil gasped for breath and laughed at the same time. "I cannot believe we got away with blowing Gandalf completely out of the bathroom!" Elrond gasped.
"Of course we did! Legolas and his friends do stuff all the time here anyway! Who would ever suspect us two? They thought we grew out of this, years ago!" Thranduil smiled evilly.
"I thought we did too. But his is too much fun!" Elrond returned the evil grin. "Hey, now *I* have an idea!" and they began their next course of action...
**************************Scene Change**********************************
A small black tent was set up in the sink where the ring had fallen. Inside were many lit candles and three figures with black robes.
The one in the middle softly said, "Holy swords..." And the other two on his right and left brought up two identical swords and crossed them so the touched directly over the middle one, who lifted up his hood and revealed himself as, Legolas. He stared at the ring which was now in the center of a star that was surrounded by strange writings and a few circles.
"I command you, on the four great spirits of earth, water, fire and wind. Answer our request. You evil spirit, where the cause of misfortune dwells, you object of loathing from the depths of hell!" The ring began twitching. "Emerge, evil spirit!"
Then. A bold of blue lightening came from no where and hit the ring, and out popped... A black cat...
He stood up on his back legs and walked over to Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn and said, "How do you do? Here, this is my card." He handed them a business card that read, 'National Curse Association. Northern Arda Branch, Sales Department. Black Cat'
He bowed politely, picked up his ring and said, "Forgive my intrusion, have a good day." The Three hunters just stared at him as he left.
**************************Scene Change**********************************
Thranduil cocked his head at the cooks outside the kitchen. "Why are you out here? Where is dinner?"
The cook bowed to his king, "Forgive me sire, but there are three little men performing an exorcism on a ring in the sink. We should wait for them to finish..."
Thranduil made a personal note to have the cooks sent to 'Happy Acres'.
**************************Scene Change**********************************
"Did you get the hot peppers?" Elrond asked when he saw Thranduil re- enter their 'Room of Scheming'.
"No, but I think the cooks have gone mental..." Thranduil said as he shook his head. "But never fear. I have a better idea! Let's take a little trip to Laketown..."
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OK, sorry this was short and junk but I have to go. My mom is on a house cleaning spree and wants everyone to work. Also, I couldn't do a better editing job than a quick spell check for the same reasons, if anyone sees a mistake I missed, tell me and I'll fix it and replace the chapter. OK, I love ya'll buh bye! ^^ Please review!