Disclaimer: no, don't own The Lord of The Rings or Fruits Basket (although
I would like to... ^^)
Hi!!!!!!!!!!! O_O (dodges various thrown objects* Hehehe, I'm sorry I was gone for so long... Hehehehehehe, there was too much work in school, in fact, I still have too much work AND I found out one of my best friends might be suicidal and I had to try and help her and get help for her so, yeah, rather stressful so I wasn't really thinkig about fanfiction then. But I have the day off today sooooo, I figured I was overdue for an update. ^^ Here ya go! Please don't hurt me!
M-python-girl: ^^ Thank you come again!
Sab: Thank ye!
Strider Evenstar: Lol, I liked that one myself. I'm glad you did too. I only ever read the manga for Shaman King (and I have A.D.H.D. but eh, close enough) and the full chappie name was "Mt. Wall and Punk Stuff and 'That it is'". ^^ Review again!
Cherryfaerie: ^^ Here ya go! Review again!
Symian: It's ok, as Elbert Hubbard (an author) once said, "Every man is a damn fool for at lest five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding that limit." ^^ Hehehe, I love this book! *holds up a book called Dirty Words of Wisdom: A Treasury of Classic ?*#@! Quotations Edited by Sam Stall and Lou Harry* Some of the quotes in this are rather disgusting but there are some good ones. Just don't let your mom see it if u buy it. I'll read your fics if I can find the time between my biology project, my Spanish project, my English project, my history project, my community service project... *sigh* T_T too much work... Review again...
Tourignyne: O_O Life sized smeagol? I Have a life sized Legolas... ^^
Batcat: I did, believe me, it was an accident. I think ff.net has it out for me... ~_~ *shifty eyes* Review again!
Mascara Freak: ^^ Nah, chainsaw more fun fun fun!!! Hehehe, I have a better idea, broken doors, arguments, and new members of Legolas' warped family!
Elven Kitten: Yes you can, and why u confused? Now I'm confused! @_@
Lainfaer: Yeop, I have piercings, but no tattoos (yet ^^). I like speaking to nice people, therefore, I like speaking to you! ^^ Review again!
Chapter 16: All Problems Solved... Or Are they?
Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli relaxed in a few chairs I one of the palaces many rooms. Gandalf had finally taken pity on the three after the window incident and returned them to normal size. Lindor was sipping tea in another chair while Cu and Pilin' were plotting a new trick on the floor. Aragorn was 'speaking' with Arwen, and the two were taking full advantage of the fact that Elrond was absent.
Legolas groaned, "Can't you two do that somewhere else?"
Arwen glared, "Come now Legolas, you know full well today is Valentine's Day!" (A/N: I KNOW IT ISN'T REALLY VALENTINE'S DAY AND THAT THEY PROBABLY DON'T CELEBRATE IT IN MIDDLE EARTH, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE FIC, IT IS AND THEY DO!!!! NO FLAMING!!!)
A look of pure terror came upon the elven prince's fair face. "It's WHAT!?!?!"
Lindor sighed, "Oh dear... Not again. This is why Legolas left here with the fellowship in the first place..."
Cu also seemed impassive about his brother's fear, "You think he'll be gone for another year and a half?"
Pilin' yawned, "I betcha this time he'll be gone for three..."
Legolas still looked much like a corned animal pacing, "My room? No, she'll find me there... The Forest? No, she's knows it well too... I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" he shouted as her ran out of the building at top speed.
Aragorn stared, "Is he ok?"
Lindor sighed again, "Look outside the window if you wish to see what terrifies my brother so..."
Sure enough, Legolas was running for the gate like a bat out of Mordor but he skidded to a stop about 50 feet from the gate when he saw a girl at the gate.
She slowly turned around and Aragorn and Gimli saw she was actually quiet beautiful. Surely she wasn't what Legolas was afraid of.
She was.
Legolas paled, "Oh, no... NOT YOU!!!"
"Le-Legolas?" She said softly, with her green eyes wide as saucers and her brown hair falling across her shoulders. "Legolas, my love?"
Legolas gasped, "DAMMIT!!! NO!!!" He turned and ran as fast as he could.
The girl began prancing after him with love in her eyes... at first...
"Legolas..." her melodic voice began. "MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!" All of a sudden, the sweet innocent girl seemed every bit like an elf possessed. She dashed after him and grabbed his arm. "I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she swung Legolas into a tree, breaking the tree and probably Legolas' back. "WHERE DID YOU GO MY LOVE!?!?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE?!?!?!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!" she screeched as she thorohgly pummeled the elven prince.
Aragorn and Gimli were too horrified to laugh at the fact that Legolas was being beaten up by a girl.
Lindor sighed, "Alas, she does love him... And normally, she is a very sweet girl. However, Kouna has always been a bit... Odd when expressing such emotions as love..."
"Odd?!?!?!?" Aragorn gasped in disbelief.
"Yes... You see, Kouna... Her head is not 'wrapped very tightly'" Lindor began, "She shows her love for people, by beating the life out of them. The stronger the feeling, the more the damage... Last time she was here, we lost about 12 doors, 42 windows, 186 pieces of furniture, and damaged about 359 square feet of wall..."
Aragorn and Gimli stared as she continued pummeling Legolas. "I hope she doesn't like us..."
All of a sudden, Kouna stopped and retained her air of innocence. She looked at Legolas and gasped, "Legolas! My love! You did this to you?!? Who could be so cruel as to harm your fair face my love!?!?"
"YOU DID IT YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!" Legolas shouted!!! "AND LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT!!!"
"Now Legolas, that's no way to treat your fiancé!" she chided.
"AND WHO THE HELL SAID WE WERE GETTING MARRIED?!?!" Legolas yelled while trying to get away from her.
"You proposed to me silly!" she giggled.
"ONLY BECAUSE YOU THREATENED ME YOU PSYCHO!!!" Legolas screamed in frustration.
"Legolas..." Kouna sniffled, "why are you being so mean?"
"Maybe because you used my body to demolish half the gate?!?!?!" Legolas hollered.
"Now Legolas, that's no way to treat *any* lady!" came a familiar but slurred voice.
Thranduil and Elrond had returned... Not that anyone recognized them.
Arwen's eyes almost bugged out of their sockets, "ADA?!?!?!?!"
Elrond responded giving the peace sign. "Hiya Arwen!"
Thranduil and Elrond, looked just like a pair of hippies...
Legolas and Arwen fainted.
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OK, sorry for the shortness, next chappie will include some new Greenleaf family members, and more about Kouna (no people, don't worry, Legolas will NEVER walk her down the isle. She just threatened to crush him with a boulder if her didn't propose to her but more about that in the next chapter!) And I will also be starting another fic soon called "Bright Eyes" although that will be angsty and may have some slash. ^^ Sorry, I know like that... ^_^;;; Please leave a review (and if there are any anime fans out there, yes, I based Kouna on Kogura from Fruits Basket. But now, my persona Kogura is not based on her. Oh, and I was too lazy to proofread this, so, it was either wait a week or until I feel like editing, or I put it up now and you guys tell me any serious mistakes and I fix it later. I figured you guys would prefer the latter. ^^ I luv ya'll!
Hi!!!!!!!!!!! O_O (dodges various thrown objects* Hehehe, I'm sorry I was gone for so long... Hehehehehehe, there was too much work in school, in fact, I still have too much work AND I found out one of my best friends might be suicidal and I had to try and help her and get help for her so, yeah, rather stressful so I wasn't really thinkig about fanfiction then. But I have the day off today sooooo, I figured I was overdue for an update. ^^ Here ya go! Please don't hurt me!
M-python-girl: ^^ Thank you come again!
Sab: Thank ye!
Strider Evenstar: Lol, I liked that one myself. I'm glad you did too. I only ever read the manga for Shaman King (and I have A.D.H.D. but eh, close enough) and the full chappie name was "Mt. Wall and Punk Stuff and 'That it is'". ^^ Review again!
Cherryfaerie: ^^ Here ya go! Review again!
Symian: It's ok, as Elbert Hubbard (an author) once said, "Every man is a damn fool for at lest five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding that limit." ^^ Hehehe, I love this book! *holds up a book called Dirty Words of Wisdom: A Treasury of Classic ?*#@! Quotations Edited by Sam Stall and Lou Harry* Some of the quotes in this are rather disgusting but there are some good ones. Just don't let your mom see it if u buy it. I'll read your fics if I can find the time between my biology project, my Spanish project, my English project, my history project, my community service project... *sigh* T_T too much work... Review again...
Tourignyne: O_O Life sized smeagol? I Have a life sized Legolas... ^^
Batcat: I did, believe me, it was an accident. I think ff.net has it out for me... ~_~ *shifty eyes* Review again!
Mascara Freak: ^^ Nah, chainsaw more fun fun fun!!! Hehehe, I have a better idea, broken doors, arguments, and new members of Legolas' warped family!
Elven Kitten: Yes you can, and why u confused? Now I'm confused! @_@
Lainfaer: Yeop, I have piercings, but no tattoos (yet ^^). I like speaking to nice people, therefore, I like speaking to you! ^^ Review again!
Chapter 16: All Problems Solved... Or Are they?
Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli relaxed in a few chairs I one of the palaces many rooms. Gandalf had finally taken pity on the three after the window incident and returned them to normal size. Lindor was sipping tea in another chair while Cu and Pilin' were plotting a new trick on the floor. Aragorn was 'speaking' with Arwen, and the two were taking full advantage of the fact that Elrond was absent.
Legolas groaned, "Can't you two do that somewhere else?"
Arwen glared, "Come now Legolas, you know full well today is Valentine's Day!" (A/N: I KNOW IT ISN'T REALLY VALENTINE'S DAY AND THAT THEY PROBABLY DON'T CELEBRATE IT IN MIDDLE EARTH, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE FIC, IT IS AND THEY DO!!!! NO FLAMING!!!)
A look of pure terror came upon the elven prince's fair face. "It's WHAT!?!?!"
Lindor sighed, "Oh dear... Not again. This is why Legolas left here with the fellowship in the first place..."
Cu also seemed impassive about his brother's fear, "You think he'll be gone for another year and a half?"
Pilin' yawned, "I betcha this time he'll be gone for three..."
Legolas still looked much like a corned animal pacing, "My room? No, she'll find me there... The Forest? No, she's knows it well too... I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" he shouted as her ran out of the building at top speed.
Aragorn stared, "Is he ok?"
Lindor sighed again, "Look outside the window if you wish to see what terrifies my brother so..."
Sure enough, Legolas was running for the gate like a bat out of Mordor but he skidded to a stop about 50 feet from the gate when he saw a girl at the gate.
She slowly turned around and Aragorn and Gimli saw she was actually quiet beautiful. Surely she wasn't what Legolas was afraid of.
She was.
Legolas paled, "Oh, no... NOT YOU!!!"
"Le-Legolas?" She said softly, with her green eyes wide as saucers and her brown hair falling across her shoulders. "Legolas, my love?"
Legolas gasped, "DAMMIT!!! NO!!!" He turned and ran as fast as he could.
The girl began prancing after him with love in her eyes... at first...
"Legolas..." her melodic voice began. "MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!" All of a sudden, the sweet innocent girl seemed every bit like an elf possessed. She dashed after him and grabbed his arm. "I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she swung Legolas into a tree, breaking the tree and probably Legolas' back. "WHERE DID YOU GO MY LOVE!?!?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE?!?!?!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!" she screeched as she thorohgly pummeled the elven prince.
Aragorn and Gimli were too horrified to laugh at the fact that Legolas was being beaten up by a girl.
Lindor sighed, "Alas, she does love him... And normally, she is a very sweet girl. However, Kouna has always been a bit... Odd when expressing such emotions as love..."
"Odd?!?!?!?" Aragorn gasped in disbelief.
"Yes... You see, Kouna... Her head is not 'wrapped very tightly'" Lindor began, "She shows her love for people, by beating the life out of them. The stronger the feeling, the more the damage... Last time she was here, we lost about 12 doors, 42 windows, 186 pieces of furniture, and damaged about 359 square feet of wall..."
Aragorn and Gimli stared as she continued pummeling Legolas. "I hope she doesn't like us..."
All of a sudden, Kouna stopped and retained her air of innocence. She looked at Legolas and gasped, "Legolas! My love! You did this to you?!? Who could be so cruel as to harm your fair face my love!?!?"
"YOU DID IT YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!" Legolas shouted!!! "AND LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT!!!"
"Now Legolas, that's no way to treat your fiancé!" she chided.
"AND WHO THE HELL SAID WE WERE GETTING MARRIED?!?!" Legolas yelled while trying to get away from her.
"You proposed to me silly!" she giggled.
"ONLY BECAUSE YOU THREATENED ME YOU PSYCHO!!!" Legolas screamed in frustration.
"Legolas..." Kouna sniffled, "why are you being so mean?"
"Maybe because you used my body to demolish half the gate?!?!?!" Legolas hollered.
"Now Legolas, that's no way to treat *any* lady!" came a familiar but slurred voice.
Thranduil and Elrond had returned... Not that anyone recognized them.
Arwen's eyes almost bugged out of their sockets, "ADA?!?!?!?!"
Elrond responded giving the peace sign. "Hiya Arwen!"
Thranduil and Elrond, looked just like a pair of hippies...
Legolas and Arwen fainted.
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OK, sorry for the shortness, next chappie will include some new Greenleaf family members, and more about Kouna (no people, don't worry, Legolas will NEVER walk her down the isle. She just threatened to crush him with a boulder if her didn't propose to her but more about that in the next chapter!) And I will also be starting another fic soon called "Bright Eyes" although that will be angsty and may have some slash. ^^ Sorry, I know like that... ^_^;;; Please leave a review (and if there are any anime fans out there, yes, I based Kouna on Kogura from Fruits Basket. But now, my persona Kogura is not based on her. Oh, and I was too lazy to proofread this, so, it was either wait a week or until I feel like editing, or I put it up now and you guys tell me any serious mistakes and I fix it later. I figured you guys would prefer the latter. ^^ I luv ya'll!