(A/N: Chapter 3 is coming fast, and just a little after chapter 2 as well.
And for those of us who have become vastly proficient at reading chibi in
such a short time, you've been able to figure out the titles by now and are
no longer in need of as much subtitles. However, to be safe, I'll keep them
up. Just in case...
And still, REALLY sorry about what I accidentally did with Chapter 2!
And now, time to see how to joke around with the disclaimer this time... Oh, I know! Chibi Drake: DwakeDaDewlyst duzn't ouwne Yoo-Gee-Ow or Shahmun Kyng. (DrakeTheDuelist doesn't own Yugioh or Shaman King.))
Chibi Beginnings:
Chapter 3: Stewpid Yow!
*Shaman King 6 years before present 7:20 AM Asakura Complex, Izumo*
Teatime at the Asakura Complex! Yohmei comes out to a small table with a tray carrying a teapot and several cups. Yoh and Anna, still in their pajamas, kneel at the table attentively. Well, more or less in Yoh's case, as Yoh is taking to falling asleep whenever or wherever he can, and now is no exception!
Chibi Anna: She rudely gives Yoh a clubbing blow in the gut with her elbow. Though failing to wake Yoh up, she does manage to tip him over and onto the floor. She scowls at Yoh's perpetual sleepiness. "Yow, yew sweep fow tew wong. Getup, NAW!" (Yoh, you sleep for way too long. Get up, NOW!) She pokes at Yoh very hard with all her effort.
Chibi Yoh: He continues to snore loudly and sleep on the floor.
Chibi Anna: She crosses her arms and turns away form Yoh. "Wazie swakkew!" (Lazy slacker!)
Yohmei: He sets the tray with the teapot and teacups down on the table. "Now, now, Anna. Be nice. I'll wake him up." He holds up his hand as several small blue spirits appear around Yoh.
The small blue spirits, though no bigger than the leaves of a tree, numbered well over twenty. The spirits collectively picked up Yoh at Yohmei's hand signals. The spirits lift Yoh into the air about a foot, which considering Yoh's height right now, is pretty high.
Yohmei: He snaps his fingers as all the blue spirits vanish, dropping Yoh on the floor.
Chibi Yoh: He lands on the floor hard. "OW!" (Does that really need a subtitle?)
Chibi Anna: At seeing this, she can't help but utter a small giggle. She then takes a cup of tea form Yohmei and drinks it slowly.
Chibi Yoh: He comes up to a kneeling position. "Owkay, not sow funnie!" (Okay, not so funny!)
Chibi Anna: She puts down her teacup. "Well needer aur yew, Yow! Bee seewius mowr offen." (Well neither are you, Yoh. Be serious more often!) She was obviously holding back some tears form her previous encounter with Yoh, earlier that morning. *Ow, Yow, dat wuz a stewpid jowk. You weelie wanna sweep all dey mor dan yew wanna bee fwends wid me...* (*Oh, Yoh, that was a stupid joke. You really want to sleep all day more than you want to be friends with me...* Remember, the *'s represent thought.) (mutters to self) "Stewpid Yow..." (Stupid Yoh...)
Yohmei: Overhearing Anna's sniping comments at Yoh, he tries to ease the topic of discussion off of Yoh's newfound work ethic deficit. "Um, Anna, you mentioned that you were looking forward to today because Kino is going to teach you to use your powers as an Itako, right?"
Chibi Anna: She does not answer Yohmei. Instead, she uncrosses her arms and takes another drink from the teacup in front of her. She then stands up and walks off. (tonelessly) "I'wl get weddy fow Kinow." (I'll get ready for Kino.) She paces down the hall, towards her room, while staring down at the ground the whole time.
Chibi Yoh: He rubs the back of his head, half out of confusion, and half out of having been dropped on his head by Yohmei's spirits. "Annah, wheyr' ya' gowin?" (Anna, where are you going?)
Chibi Anna: "Awey. Howp yer happie, Yow!" (Away. Hope you're happy, Yoh!)
A few seconds later, a door is heard being slid and slammed shut.
Yohmei: He turns to Yoh slowly and stares at him sternly. "Yoh, why do I have the ominous feeling that you have something to do with this? Please tell me that it's just my imagination."
Chibi Yoh: He shrugs his shoulders. "Pwobwee. Annah's weerd." (Probably. Anna's weird.) He drinks from his cup of tea.
Yohmei: "Yoh, she lost her entire family early in her life. The only family she knows now is this one. So please, don't do something that would make her feel unwelcome, Yoh..."
Chibi Yoh: He remorselessly drinks his tea. "Yuh-huh. We tawk aboud dis all da' time. 'Yow, down'd wet Annah feew weft owt', 'Yow, down'd bee meen tew Annah', 'Yow, down'd puwsh Annah awound', 'Yow-" (Uh-huh. We talk about this all the time. 'Yoh, don't let Anna feel left out.' 'Yoh, don't push Anna around.' 'Yoh-)
Yohmei: "Yet we still have to keep bringing this up! Oh, Yoh, be careful of Anna's feelings, please..."
Chibi Yoh: He shrugs his shoulders. "Hay, I dunno wud I dyd. I juzt wawded a byt mowr sweep, an shee gows aw teewy! Wud' I dew?" (Hey, I don't know what I did. I just wanted a bit more sleep, and she goes all teary! What did I do?)
Yohmei: He sighs heavily, realizing that he can't seem to argue with Yoh enough to prove his point to the immature chibi-shaman. "It doesn't sound like you meant it, this time. So apologize to Anna right now."
Chibi Yoh: "Um, wew, yeh seey, dew's a pwobwem wid dat..." (Um, well, you see, there's a problem with that...)
A few minutes later, Yoh freezes up as he is about to knock on Anna's door. Yohmei stands beside Yoh, signaling him to knock already.
Chibi Yoh: His balled up hand is inches away from Anna's door, but he doesn't knock. "Um, wew, I wuwnd yew." (Um, well, I warned you.) He knocks nervously.
Yohmei: "I don't recall having been the one who hurt Anna's feelings." He leans against the wall, next to Anna's door.
Chibi Anna: She slowly slides open her door. Her face was red, though not of embarrassment; more of a red face as if she'd been crying profusely. Her tear-stained blonde hair stuck to her cheeks and her dress. She held her empty teacup lightly in her right hand. (toneless) "Oh, Yow. It'z yew." (Oh Yoh. It's you.)
Chibi Yoh: "U, Annah, I, u..." (Uh, Anna, I uh...) He rubs the back of his head, trying to gather his thoughts. "I wunted tew... u... apowojyz. Fow... huwtin yowr feewins. Sowee, Annah..." (I wanted to... uh... apologize. For... hurting your feelingns. Sorry, Anna.)
Chibi Anna: *Yowmey muzta fowsd Yow tew apowojyz. Yow wuddend apowojyz tew me. He haytz me.* (Yohmei must have forced Yoh to apologize. Yoh wuoldn't apologize to me. He hates me.) "Yow... cum cwosew, pweze." (Yoh, come closer, please.) Yoh: He nervously steps forward, closer to Anna.
Chibi Anna: "Yow..." (Yoh...) She swiftly smashes her teacup over Yoh's head.
Chibi Yoh: "OW, dat weewy huwt!" (Ow, that really hurt!) He puts his arms over his head, cringing in pain. *I shuwd weewy pwotekt mi hed wen I tawk tew Annah. I shuwd stawt wewyng mi hedfonz tew shewd me.* (*I should really protect my head when I eald to Anna. I should start wearing my headphones to shield me.*)
Chibi Anna: "Iv yew hayt me, den I hayt yew, Yow!" (If you hate me, then I hate you, Yoh!) She slaps Yoh hard across the cheek, sending him flying back to the opposite wall of the hall. She then slams her door shut.
Yohmei: He walks away, leaving Yoh in a heap across the hall. (to himself) "I told Yoh to be careful not to hurt Anna's feelings, but does he listen to me? No..."
(A/N: Well, now we know a few things about the characters. We now know:
-how wimpy Anna was as a chibi, hehehe, kidding!
-the origins of 'the slap' which any Anna-fan can identify,
-why Yoh wears headphones,
-where the 'lazy slacker' line came from, yet another Anna thing,
-why Anna's so... er... grouchy, to be polite
... and there's much more to tell, like:
-How did Yoh and Anna end up getting engaged?
-What happened in the duel between Yami and Priest Seto? (did NOT forget that this was a crossover!)
-And just what do I plan to do to Chibi Yoh and Chibi Anna next time?
All that and more in the next chapter! So stick around and remember, plaster it on my forehead for all I really care (which in fact makes my job a whole lot easier anyway), DrakeTheDuelist doesn't own Shaman King or Yugioh!)
And still, REALLY sorry about what I accidentally did with Chapter 2!
And now, time to see how to joke around with the disclaimer this time... Oh, I know! Chibi Drake: DwakeDaDewlyst duzn't ouwne Yoo-Gee-Ow or Shahmun Kyng. (DrakeTheDuelist doesn't own Yugioh or Shaman King.))
Chibi Beginnings:
Chapter 3: Stewpid Yow!
*Shaman King 6 years before present 7:20 AM Asakura Complex, Izumo*
Teatime at the Asakura Complex! Yohmei comes out to a small table with a tray carrying a teapot and several cups. Yoh and Anna, still in their pajamas, kneel at the table attentively. Well, more or less in Yoh's case, as Yoh is taking to falling asleep whenever or wherever he can, and now is no exception!
Chibi Anna: She rudely gives Yoh a clubbing blow in the gut with her elbow. Though failing to wake Yoh up, she does manage to tip him over and onto the floor. She scowls at Yoh's perpetual sleepiness. "Yow, yew sweep fow tew wong. Getup, NAW!" (Yoh, you sleep for way too long. Get up, NOW!) She pokes at Yoh very hard with all her effort.
Chibi Yoh: He continues to snore loudly and sleep on the floor.
Chibi Anna: She crosses her arms and turns away form Yoh. "Wazie swakkew!" (Lazy slacker!)
Yohmei: He sets the tray with the teapot and teacups down on the table. "Now, now, Anna. Be nice. I'll wake him up." He holds up his hand as several small blue spirits appear around Yoh.
The small blue spirits, though no bigger than the leaves of a tree, numbered well over twenty. The spirits collectively picked up Yoh at Yohmei's hand signals. The spirits lift Yoh into the air about a foot, which considering Yoh's height right now, is pretty high.
Yohmei: He snaps his fingers as all the blue spirits vanish, dropping Yoh on the floor.
Chibi Yoh: He lands on the floor hard. "OW!" (Does that really need a subtitle?)
Chibi Anna: At seeing this, she can't help but utter a small giggle. She then takes a cup of tea form Yohmei and drinks it slowly.
Chibi Yoh: He comes up to a kneeling position. "Owkay, not sow funnie!" (Okay, not so funny!)
Chibi Anna: She puts down her teacup. "Well needer aur yew, Yow! Bee seewius mowr offen." (Well neither are you, Yoh. Be serious more often!) She was obviously holding back some tears form her previous encounter with Yoh, earlier that morning. *Ow, Yow, dat wuz a stewpid jowk. You weelie wanna sweep all dey mor dan yew wanna bee fwends wid me...* (*Oh, Yoh, that was a stupid joke. You really want to sleep all day more than you want to be friends with me...* Remember, the *'s represent thought.) (mutters to self) "Stewpid Yow..." (Stupid Yoh...)
Yohmei: Overhearing Anna's sniping comments at Yoh, he tries to ease the topic of discussion off of Yoh's newfound work ethic deficit. "Um, Anna, you mentioned that you were looking forward to today because Kino is going to teach you to use your powers as an Itako, right?"
Chibi Anna: She does not answer Yohmei. Instead, she uncrosses her arms and takes another drink from the teacup in front of her. She then stands up and walks off. (tonelessly) "I'wl get weddy fow Kinow." (I'll get ready for Kino.) She paces down the hall, towards her room, while staring down at the ground the whole time.
Chibi Yoh: He rubs the back of his head, half out of confusion, and half out of having been dropped on his head by Yohmei's spirits. "Annah, wheyr' ya' gowin?" (Anna, where are you going?)
Chibi Anna: "Awey. Howp yer happie, Yow!" (Away. Hope you're happy, Yoh!)
A few seconds later, a door is heard being slid and slammed shut.
Yohmei: He turns to Yoh slowly and stares at him sternly. "Yoh, why do I have the ominous feeling that you have something to do with this? Please tell me that it's just my imagination."
Chibi Yoh: He shrugs his shoulders. "Pwobwee. Annah's weerd." (Probably. Anna's weird.) He drinks from his cup of tea.
Yohmei: "Yoh, she lost her entire family early in her life. The only family she knows now is this one. So please, don't do something that would make her feel unwelcome, Yoh..."
Chibi Yoh: He remorselessly drinks his tea. "Yuh-huh. We tawk aboud dis all da' time. 'Yow, down'd wet Annah feew weft owt', 'Yow, down'd bee meen tew Annah', 'Yow, down'd puwsh Annah awound', 'Yow-" (Uh-huh. We talk about this all the time. 'Yoh, don't let Anna feel left out.' 'Yoh, don't push Anna around.' 'Yoh-)
Yohmei: "Yet we still have to keep bringing this up! Oh, Yoh, be careful of Anna's feelings, please..."
Chibi Yoh: He shrugs his shoulders. "Hay, I dunno wud I dyd. I juzt wawded a byt mowr sweep, an shee gows aw teewy! Wud' I dew?" (Hey, I don't know what I did. I just wanted a bit more sleep, and she goes all teary! What did I do?)
Yohmei: He sighs heavily, realizing that he can't seem to argue with Yoh enough to prove his point to the immature chibi-shaman. "It doesn't sound like you meant it, this time. So apologize to Anna right now."
Chibi Yoh: "Um, wew, yeh seey, dew's a pwobwem wid dat..." (Um, well, you see, there's a problem with that...)
A few minutes later, Yoh freezes up as he is about to knock on Anna's door. Yohmei stands beside Yoh, signaling him to knock already.
Chibi Yoh: His balled up hand is inches away from Anna's door, but he doesn't knock. "Um, wew, I wuwnd yew." (Um, well, I warned you.) He knocks nervously.
Yohmei: "I don't recall having been the one who hurt Anna's feelings." He leans against the wall, next to Anna's door.
Chibi Anna: She slowly slides open her door. Her face was red, though not of embarrassment; more of a red face as if she'd been crying profusely. Her tear-stained blonde hair stuck to her cheeks and her dress. She held her empty teacup lightly in her right hand. (toneless) "Oh, Yow. It'z yew." (Oh Yoh. It's you.)
Chibi Yoh: "U, Annah, I, u..." (Uh, Anna, I uh...) He rubs the back of his head, trying to gather his thoughts. "I wunted tew... u... apowojyz. Fow... huwtin yowr feewins. Sowee, Annah..." (I wanted to... uh... apologize. For... hurting your feelingns. Sorry, Anna.)
Chibi Anna: *Yowmey muzta fowsd Yow tew apowojyz. Yow wuddend apowojyz tew me. He haytz me.* (Yohmei must have forced Yoh to apologize. Yoh wuoldn't apologize to me. He hates me.) "Yow... cum cwosew, pweze." (Yoh, come closer, please.) Yoh: He nervously steps forward, closer to Anna.
Chibi Anna: "Yow..." (Yoh...) She swiftly smashes her teacup over Yoh's head.
Chibi Yoh: "OW, dat weewy huwt!" (Ow, that really hurt!) He puts his arms over his head, cringing in pain. *I shuwd weewy pwotekt mi hed wen I tawk tew Annah. I shuwd stawt wewyng mi hedfonz tew shewd me.* (*I should really protect my head when I eald to Anna. I should start wearing my headphones to shield me.*)
Chibi Anna: "Iv yew hayt me, den I hayt yew, Yow!" (If you hate me, then I hate you, Yoh!) She slaps Yoh hard across the cheek, sending him flying back to the opposite wall of the hall. She then slams her door shut.
Yohmei: He walks away, leaving Yoh in a heap across the hall. (to himself) "I told Yoh to be careful not to hurt Anna's feelings, but does he listen to me? No..."
(A/N: Well, now we know a few things about the characters. We now know:
-how wimpy Anna was as a chibi, hehehe, kidding!
-the origins of 'the slap' which any Anna-fan can identify,
-why Yoh wears headphones,
-where the 'lazy slacker' line came from, yet another Anna thing,
-why Anna's so... er... grouchy, to be polite
... and there's much more to tell, like:
-How did Yoh and Anna end up getting engaged?
-What happened in the duel between Yami and Priest Seto? (did NOT forget that this was a crossover!)
-And just what do I plan to do to Chibi Yoh and Chibi Anna next time?
All that and more in the next chapter! So stick around and remember, plaster it on my forehead for all I really care (which in fact makes my job a whole lot easier anyway), DrakeTheDuelist doesn't own Shaman King or Yugioh!)