He whose hair is too outrageous to name is a malicious, callous hairdresser who worked in a barbershop as a lad then when he grew up he set up his own chain of "classy" hairdressers. He was so proud of his beautiful hair and everyone was so jealous. But then one fateful day, when he went to get a new hairstyle an evil hairdresser gave him a hideous hairstyle and cursed it so that it would never change. No one has ever seen it because he was so ashamed and embarrassed that he covered his head in a cape (gucchi of course) and never took it off.
The aftermath of it was a disgrace to the History of Hairs and should not be repeated under any circumstances to any one. That is exactly why I am going to tell you. Every time someone came in for a haircut he shaved all their hair off and cursed their hair so that it would never grow back! All the posh snobs that came to his hairdressers had bald hair. Notice I said 'had'. It was so bad that these people thought death was a better option and committed suicide!
There is only one man who has claimed to have seen his hair and he is in therapy so you can understand why everyone is scared of he whose hair is too outrageous to name.
That night Hairy, Ron and Hairmionie discussed the news.
"One must consider the conjecture one has heard about the whereabouts of he whose hair is so bad he cannot be named," said the big boffin Hairmionie as she munched on some delectable roasted head lice cakes.
"Yeah, whatever I think he's gonna kill Hairy," suggested Ron. Ron laughed but obviously no one joined in, death is a serious issue kids and should not be joked about...Or the joke was just crap.
"Personally I think he's going to get revenge and cut everyone's hair off while they sleep!" proclaimed Hairy.
A silent hush swept over the people chatting in the common room.
"If that's true I'm never going to sleep again!" exclaimed Ron, proudly brushing his shiny orange locks.
The aftermath of it was a disgrace to the History of Hairs and should not be repeated under any circumstances to any one. That is exactly why I am going to tell you. Every time someone came in for a haircut he shaved all their hair off and cursed their hair so that it would never grow back! All the posh snobs that came to his hairdressers had bald hair. Notice I said 'had'. It was so bad that these people thought death was a better option and committed suicide!
There is only one man who has claimed to have seen his hair and he is in therapy so you can understand why everyone is scared of he whose hair is too outrageous to name.
That night Hairy, Ron and Hairmionie discussed the news.
"One must consider the conjecture one has heard about the whereabouts of he whose hair is so bad he cannot be named," said the big boffin Hairmionie as she munched on some delectable roasted head lice cakes.
"Yeah, whatever I think he's gonna kill Hairy," suggested Ron. Ron laughed but obviously no one joined in, death is a serious issue kids and should not be joked about...Or the joke was just crap.
"Personally I think he's going to get revenge and cut everyone's hair off while they sleep!" proclaimed Hairy.
A silent hush swept over the people chatting in the common room.
"If that's true I'm never going to sleep again!" exclaimed Ron, proudly brushing his shiny orange locks.